ORDER IN THE COURT -
By Pikachu
NOTE: Sorry guys for letting you wait so long! I completely forgot about Fanfiction.net. And to make up for it, I'm writing another chapter of Order in the Court! ^_^
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*Jack and Cliff are walking into the courtroom*
Judge: Order in the court! Let's get this started, I need to run some earrands.
Jack: *whistles*
Judge: Why is it everytime I'm talking someone interrupts?
Judge: SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
Jack: ...
Judge: The case between Jack and Cliff will now begin.. *voice trails off*
*Cliff listening to his portable cd player*
Judge: Cliff can you turn that off?
*Cliff is still bobbing his head to the music*
Judge: Cliff can you turn that off??
*Cliff still can't hear*
*Jack throws a boulder at him*
Jack: Wake up jackass and put your damned cd played away, moron!
Cliff: *sticks up middle finger* Sit on this, and rotate
Judge: Stop yer bickering. Jack is suing Cliff for kidnapping his dog.
Cliff: I did not
Judge: SILENCE
Judge: Jack's lawyer is his "homie g-dawg" Kai and Cliff's lawyer is his girlfriend Ann
Judge: Jack, kindly... tell your side of the story.
Jack: Well it all happened one morning. I poured orange juice in my cornflakes and basically life was rough. I lost my shoes and someone took my clothes. I walked outside to feed the dog and he wasn't there! Then someone left a note saying "If YoU WaNt To KnOw WhErE YoUr DoG Is, LeAvE 3,000,000,000,000,000G iN tHe 2000 YeAr oLd OaK tReE bY tHe SpA aT MoOn MoUnTaIn"
Judge: Why didnt you just pay?
Jack: Because I'm not fucking Bill Gates
Judge: I see. And why do you automatically assume that Cliff took your dog?
Jack: Because he hates me so much
Cliff: I DIDNT TAKE YOUR PATHETIC DOG
Jack: Come say that to my face!!!
Cliff: Your face is too ugly to bear looking at!!!
Judge: Children, children! Act your age, now!
Jack & Cliff: SHUT UP
Judge: ...
Judge: How dare you tell me to shutup!
Jack: *flings a rubberband at the judge's ear*
Judge: Do that again, I dare you!
Cliff: *kicks Jack in the nuts* Dont do that to the judge
Jack: Oh, yeah! *flings another* *then another* I'LL DO IT TILL I USE ALL THE RUBBERBANDS IN THE WORLD!!
Kai: Jack, calm down dude
Ann: Cliff, settle down, too
Judge: Cliff why do you object to taking Jack's dog?
Cliff: Because I didn't! Why would I want a dog? I have no money to care for those rabid little things. I'd rather feed it to Cain.
Jack: *gasp* YOU FED KORO TO YOUR CRAPPY, DIRTY LITTLE HAWK?
Cliff: No. If I had your dog, I would've.. but.. I DONT HAVE YOUR GRIMY LITTLE ANIMAL
Judge: Do you have proof that you didnt take his dog?
Cliff: Yes
Judge: What?
Cliff: Ann, here.
Judge: Ann?! How in monkey hell is she proof?
Ann: *breaks into tears* I admit it! I did it! I took the boots! They're here, under the floorboard!
Judge: Too caught up in Spongebob, I see?
Judge: Sorry Cliff, but that doesn't go through as proof
Judge: I'm going to have to lock you up
Cliff: LOOK FAG YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE THAT I TOOK THE DOG, WHICH I DIDNT!
Kai: *begins to sweat badly*
Jack: Kai? Do you have the sweating disease??
Kai: *sweats till fully soaked*
Judge: Dont get your filthy sweat on my beautiful wood floor
Kai: *sweats heavily till have the court is covered and everyone is swimming in it*
Ann: EWW it smells!
Jack: Kai you ok?
Kai: *runs out of the courtroom*
Judge: Anyways..
*suddenly Kai runs back in with Koro*
Kai: HERE! I TOOK YOUR DOG! I'M SORRY, YOU WERE BLABBING ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL YOUR DOG WAS AND I GOT JEALOUS, SO I STOLE HIM!
Jack: O..k..
Kai: FORGIVE ME.. *runs out*
Everyone in the courtroom: *Sweatdrop*
Judge: I need a vacation..
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NOTE: It was weird.. I know.. but.. five reviews will earn ya another chapter, erh, case.
Next case: Maria and The Potion Shop Dealer!
By Pikachu
NOTE: Sorry guys for letting you wait so long! I completely forgot about Fanfiction.net. And to make up for it, I'm writing another chapter of Order in the Court! ^_^
~ * ~ * ~
*Jack and Cliff are walking into the courtroom*
Judge: Order in the court! Let's get this started, I need to run some earrands.
Jack: *whistles*
Judge: Why is it everytime I'm talking someone interrupts?
Judge: SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!
Jack: ...
Judge: The case between Jack and Cliff will now begin.. *voice trails off*
*Cliff listening to his portable cd player*
Judge: Cliff can you turn that off?
*Cliff is still bobbing his head to the music*
Judge: Cliff can you turn that off??
*Cliff still can't hear*
*Jack throws a boulder at him*
Jack: Wake up jackass and put your damned cd played away, moron!
Cliff: *sticks up middle finger* Sit on this, and rotate
Judge: Stop yer bickering. Jack is suing Cliff for kidnapping his dog.
Cliff: I did not
Judge: SILENCE
Judge: Jack's lawyer is his "homie g-dawg" Kai and Cliff's lawyer is his girlfriend Ann
Judge: Jack, kindly... tell your side of the story.
Jack: Well it all happened one morning. I poured orange juice in my cornflakes and basically life was rough. I lost my shoes and someone took my clothes. I walked outside to feed the dog and he wasn't there! Then someone left a note saying "If YoU WaNt To KnOw WhErE YoUr DoG Is, LeAvE 3,000,000,000,000,000G iN tHe 2000 YeAr oLd OaK tReE bY tHe SpA aT MoOn MoUnTaIn"
Judge: Why didnt you just pay?
Jack: Because I'm not fucking Bill Gates
Judge: I see. And why do you automatically assume that Cliff took your dog?
Jack: Because he hates me so much
Cliff: I DIDNT TAKE YOUR PATHETIC DOG
Jack: Come say that to my face!!!
Cliff: Your face is too ugly to bear looking at!!!
Judge: Children, children! Act your age, now!
Jack & Cliff: SHUT UP
Judge: ...
Judge: How dare you tell me to shutup!
Jack: *flings a rubberband at the judge's ear*
Judge: Do that again, I dare you!
Cliff: *kicks Jack in the nuts* Dont do that to the judge
Jack: Oh, yeah! *flings another* *then another* I'LL DO IT TILL I USE ALL THE RUBBERBANDS IN THE WORLD!!
Kai: Jack, calm down dude
Ann: Cliff, settle down, too
Judge: Cliff why do you object to taking Jack's dog?
Cliff: Because I didn't! Why would I want a dog? I have no money to care for those rabid little things. I'd rather feed it to Cain.
Jack: *gasp* YOU FED KORO TO YOUR CRAPPY, DIRTY LITTLE HAWK?
Cliff: No. If I had your dog, I would've.. but.. I DONT HAVE YOUR GRIMY LITTLE ANIMAL
Judge: Do you have proof that you didnt take his dog?
Cliff: Yes
Judge: What?
Cliff: Ann, here.
Judge: Ann?! How in monkey hell is she proof?
Ann: *breaks into tears* I admit it! I did it! I took the boots! They're here, under the floorboard!
Judge: Too caught up in Spongebob, I see?
Judge: Sorry Cliff, but that doesn't go through as proof
Judge: I'm going to have to lock you up
Cliff: LOOK FAG YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE THAT I TOOK THE DOG, WHICH I DIDNT!
Kai: *begins to sweat badly*
Jack: Kai? Do you have the sweating disease??
Kai: *sweats till fully soaked*
Judge: Dont get your filthy sweat on my beautiful wood floor
Kai: *sweats heavily till have the court is covered and everyone is swimming in it*
Ann: EWW it smells!
Jack: Kai you ok?
Kai: *runs out of the courtroom*
Judge: Anyways..
*suddenly Kai runs back in with Koro*
Kai: HERE! I TOOK YOUR DOG! I'M SORRY, YOU WERE BLABBING ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL YOUR DOG WAS AND I GOT JEALOUS, SO I STOLE HIM!
Jack: O..k..
Kai: FORGIVE ME.. *runs out*
Everyone in the courtroom: *Sweatdrop*
Judge: I need a vacation..
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NOTE: It was weird.. I know.. but.. five reviews will earn ya another chapter, erh, case.
Next case: Maria and The Potion Shop Dealer!