??Question Mark?? : Disclaimer.
Disclaimer:??Question Mark?? does NOT own any Zelda characters featured in this story.
Difinity: I, his cousin, own Difinity which is © me. You take, I sue.
??Question Mark??: and Question Mark is © me.
A/N: LOTS of BAD language. My cousin co. wrote this with me and she's...insane. Really. ( not in real life of course....I think.)
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In this kingdom of Hyrule, a hero named Link and a princess named Zelda, sat bored as hell in Zelda's castle.
Zelda: Link...I'm bored, what the hell are we gonna do?
Link: I dunno. Let's go around and explore, and maybe SOMETHING exciting will pop up * getting up*
Once outside, Link and Zelda went riding on Epona to Lake Hylia, to go fishing. For no apparent reason. Upon arriving, in the middle of Lake Hylia, stood two people in a boat, a boy and a girl, arguing so damn loud, you could hear them from across the lake.
Zelda&Link: o.O;;;;;
Girl: *very mad* What the hell are you talking about?! Damnit!! You're such a fucking dumbass!!
Boy: * very mad* Well if we're gonna go, we need more people, shithead!
Girl: **** you.
Zelda: * shakes her head* Such bad language. Tsk tsk. They should be decapitated!! Link please go over and straighten things out!
Link: WHAT?! I'm not gonna go over there with those maniacs!!
Zelda: * puppy dog eyes*
Link: NO.
Zelda: * BIGGER puppy dog eyes*
Link: * breaking* N-No!
Zelda: * eyes getting watery*
Link:............* swims over to people*
Zelda: YAY!!
At the people's boat.
Link: * soaking wet* Uh..what the hell is going on here?
Girl and Boy: * look at each other, then evil grins appear*
Girl: Oh nothing. Say....have we got a great idea. * snickers*
Boy: Uh...yeah! How would you and a couple of your friends like to be on T.V? (A/N: I know, t.v.'s and computers probably weren't around, but just pretend, people!)
Link: T.V.? Well, hell ye- wait a minute...Why?
Girl: Oh just because. My cousin and I are gonna be on this T.V. show named, F.E.A.R and we need more people to join us.
Link: What's in it for us? I mean the people other than you and him. * points to boy*
Boy: It's worth 5,000 rupees for each person who is there to the end.
Link: O.O
Girl: My name's Difinity.
Boy: And my name's Question Mark
Eventually, Link talked Zelda into coming. In the end, it was Link, Zelda, Difinity, Question Mark, Ganondorf, Impa, Naboroo, Malon, Darunia, Saria, and Ingo. They traveled to an unknown location, faraway from Hyrule. They were led to a safe house, not too deep inside the woods. They would sleep during the day, and complete their dares at night starting at 12:00 midnight.....
NIGHT ONE
12:00 MIDNIGHT
Difinity: * reading the F.E.A.R introduction off of the computer* Welcome to MTV's
F.E.A.R. You are here to investigate the Melcina Villiage Castle, which had served as a prison 50 years ago. You and your teammates have 3 nights to determine whether or not the castle is haunted. Each one of you will chose a color and will be assigned a camera. Anyone can leave at anytime, but you will not collect the prize money. Good Luck.
Malon: * bringing a bag* Okay, let's choose our colors.
*Everyone reaches in the bag and pulls a colored piece of paper*
Question Mark: Sliver
Link: Brown
Difinity: Blue
Impa: Purple
Zelda: Pink
Ganondorf: Grey
Naboroo: Orange
Malon: Yellow
Saria: Green
Darunia: Red
Ingo: White
Malon: *clicks on 'Dare'* Oh No!!
Everyone sees computer and screams.
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Question Mark: *evil smile* Well, if you wanna find out who goes first, keep on reading the story. Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Difinity: o.O;;; .....Anyway, hope you like and plz r&r! Also, if you would like to be in this fic, just leave your name and the color you'd like to be in your review or e-mail Question Mark. The first five people who ask will DEFINITELY be in it!! Plz Review!!!!