*Disclaimer* Okay, we all know that I don't own anything but my pom-pom, so lawyers BACK OFF.  Another note, my friend, Yuna's real name is Jessica, but I have another friend named Jessica so we call her Jessi or Yuna.  That was a mouthful.  I know you people don't like my pointless rambling in the disclaimers, so I'll keep it short and sweet.  This is a story written by me from one night a long time ago when I stayed the night at Jessi's house.  We kind of did this stupid role-playing thing at about two o clock in the morning while drinking Kool-Aid.  It's stupid and involves characters from FF10, FF7, and Gundam Wing, so just bear with me.  It might turn out to be a little funny in the end.  WARNING: There is a lot of ass- grabbing between me and various characters as well as Jessi and several other various characters.  Like I said, it's messed up.  Oh, and Laura/Shera/Shyanna/Scratchy comes in later.  She's another one of my friends.

The Result of Two Authors Drinking Kool-Aid at 2 A.M.

*Jessi and Heero are in a bedroom sitting cross-legged on the bed*

Jessi:  Why are we drinking tea?  I hate tea.

Heero: Hn.

Jessi: Is that all you ever say?

Heero: *deathglares Jessi*

Jessi: *squealing* I'm sorry!  Don't hurt me!

*I come in and jump on the bed, causing Heero to fall over on Jessi*

Me: Hey guys!  Jessi, why are you drinking tea?  You hate tea.

Jessi: I don't know.  And this is green tea!  What kind of idiots make tea green?

Me: *thumps Jessi on the head* Ditz!  It's just green because of the tea leaves.  *looks around* Um… guys?  Where the hell are we?

Jessi: *looks around* I don't know.  Hey, Heero, how did we get here?

Heero: *looks up from his tea* Hmmm…

Me: Figures.

Jessi: Oy.

Me: Hey!  That's my line.

Jessi: You know what?

Me: What?

Jessi: Sephiroth is hot.

Me: Oh, yeah!  He's got a nice ass.

Jessi: Yeah, I wish he were here.

*Sephiroth comes through the door*

Sephiroth: Excuse me, I'm looking for a very spiky haired boy named Cloud.  Have you seen him?

*Me and Jessi turn to each other, shocked*

Heero: Who are you? *deathglares Sephy*

Sephiroth: No Cloud? *turns to Heero* I am the great Sephiroth.  Since I cannot seem to locate my nemesis, you will have to suffice.

*Heero stands up in front of Sephiroth and thus initiates a staring contest*

Me: Wait a sec.  Sephy, if you're here, are the Turks here, too?

Sephy: *not breaking eye contact* I suppose.

Me: YAY!  Let's go, Jessi.

*at this point my dear friend is drooling over Sephy*

Me: JESSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessi: *snaps out of it* Huh?

Me: Let's go.

Jessi: B..Bu…But…

Me: Reeve…

Jessi: OOOH!  I'm coming!

*we both head for the door, and I sorta slap Sephy's butt on the way out.  Hehe!*

Okay, that's it for chapter one.  There is a lot more ass-grabbing to come, but that's for later chapters.  A LOT of people start to show up then…

If I get enough review (at least two) I'll finish it off, but for now I think you'll live.

Later!

JRikkuJ