A/N: The same applies... and VERY SORRY about my formatting troubles. Bad, bad me. It should be better now.
Part 3 is coming, and it is a REALLY REALLY long section of CJ & Simon banter I cowrote with another friend… so read this in the meantime and know that it's coming!
You have entered WhiteHouseChat.
double07 has entered the room.
POTUS43 has entered the room.
SimplyCanadian has entered the room.
PrincetonGrad627 has entered the room.
Yankees441 has entered the room.
CynicalOne916 has entered the room.
LemonLyman has entered the room.
AgentSunshine has entered the room.
LemonLyman: Hey, where's Leo?
AgentSunshine: I bet Ms. Cregg could tell us.
CynicalOne916: Would you go away? Josh, may I just say: So far up your ass!!
LemonLyman::hides::
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AlwaysThere has entered the room.
CynicalOne916: I'm supposed to find that funny, aren't I?
PrincetonGrad627: The rest of us do.
Yankees441: *I* don't.
POTUS43: You don't find anything funny, Toby.
Yankees441: Right. Hello, sir.
PrincetonGrad627: Nice screen name, Mr. President.
CynicalOne916 has left the room.
POTUS43: Thank you, Sam. I was told I should be worried that you're all on AIM at work.
SimplyCanadian: But that's not true, sir; Leo isn't on.
AlwaysThere::clears throat::
VietVetLTM has entered the room.
SimplyCanadian: Nevermind.
AlwaysThere has left the room.
AgentSunshine has entered the room.
Yankees441: Can you stop with the magical screen names?
AgentSunshine: I switched computers. Ms. Cregg went silent, which was a cause for concern, but then I realized the Chief of Staff was on which meant she had to find a new person to pilfer a laptop from, so I took the opportunity to switch names for the sake of easy identification.
VietVetLTM: I appreciate that, by the way.
AgentSunshine: Anytime.
VietVetLTM: CJ found another computer, so she'll be back in a minute.
CynicalOne916 has entered the room.
LemonLyman: That was just a little bit scary. We're talking about her, and there she is.
CynicalOne916: Please tell me it's because I'm driving Agent Spark Plug over there crazy.
AgentSunshine: That's Special Agent Spark Plug, not that it matters. And also the battery, and...
CynicalOne916: Fine: Special Agent Car Engine Thief. How's that?
SimplyCanadian: You two fight like a married couple.
CynicalOne916: Never. Ever. Say. That. Again.
Yankees441: Personally, I think he has a lot more patience than I used to think it was humanly possible to have.
AgentSunshine: Well, thank you sir.
PrincetonGrad627: Maybe he got the patience was supposed to be yours, Toby.
Yankees441: You're supposed to be writing!
PrincetonGrad627: So are you.
double07: Hey, he might be writing; I called him on that once and he recited half a speech he had in his head and told me paper's for wimps.
VietVetLTM: Stop it everyone, you're scaring the President.
POTUS41: Actually, I'm at a website that Donna sent me. LemonLyman.Com, Josh?
LemonLyman: CJ threatened to shove a motherboard up my ass if she found out I'd been there again, sir.
CynicalOne916: "Mr. President, Mr. President, CJ's being mean to me!"
POTUS43: CJ, be nice to Josh. You can pick on Toby.
CynicalOne916: Yes, sir.
Yankees441: I'd just like to thank you for that, Mr. President.
POTUS43: Anytime, Toby. Leo, should we be doing something?
VietVetLTM: Actually, not that I know of.
PrincetonGrad627: Someone should mark the calendar.
double07: Definitely.
Yankees441: Well, Sam has something to do, but he's not...
PrincetonGrad627: You aren't writing either!!!
VietVetLTM: Toby acts as a sort of muse, Sam. He sits there and tries to inspire you to write while setting a bad example by not doing the same.
Yankees441: Damn right.
CynicalOne916: He's especially good at the bad example part.
Yankees441: Go wash your windshield. Whoops, you can't, because your agent is about five times smarter than you!
CynicalOne916: Which means he's got to be at least ten times as smart as you.
PrincetonGrad627: Nice work, CJ.
AgentSunshine: Agreed.
CynicalOne916: Thank you.
POTUS43: And these are the people I willingly surround myself with daily.
double07: We lost Josh and Donna.
SimplyCanadian: Oh, we were IMing.
LemonLyman: Yeah.
CynicalOne916: Thank you.
LemonLyman: Uh... what for?
CynicalOne916: For cybering out of the chat... after all, you have to get your kicks online while at work.
SimplyCanadian: :o
LemonLyman: :o
Yankees441: Way to demonstrate her point.
SimplyCanadian: Just how special is your agent there, CJ?
CynicalOne916: Congratulations, Donna; you just made my shit list.
AgentSunshine: That would be pretty inappropriate. I'm protecting her; that would be a distraction.
LemonLyman: Whoa, we're discussing protection now?
AgentSunshine: The fact that she threatened to shove a motherboard up your ass isn't enough for you?
SimplyCanadian: But you nearly admitted you find her distracting; is it because of her intelligence or her beauty or her wit?
VietVetLTM: Josh, Donna, stop heckling the Secret Service, would you?
CynicalOne916: Leo, I could kiss you right now.
LemonLyman: What would Special Agent Donovan think of that?
AgentSunshine: That if you aren't very, very careful she's going to shove that motherboard so far up your ass it'll come out your nose.
CynicalOne916: Toby if you don't shut up I'm shoving it up yours.
Yankees441: I didn't say anything!
POTUS43: She could tell you were thinking it.
CynicalOne916: Thank you, Mr. President.
POTUS43: Anytime, CJ.
Yankees441 has left the room.
PrincetonGrad627: We weren't that mean.
LemonLyman: He'll be back.
(There is an extended pause.)
SimplyCanadian: He's not back.
VietVetLTM: No, Donna, he's not.
CynicalOne916: Hey Agent Spark Plug, go find him.
PrincetonGrad627: *Special* Agent Spark Plug.
CynicalOne916: Don't you start.
AgentSunshine: I'm responsible for you, Ms. Cregg, and that's more than enough.
double07: brb
LemonLyman: What's he doing?
POTUS43: Went to find Toby.
(An even longer pause.)
double07: back... no one knows where he went. He sort of vanished.
POTUS43: Oh where oh where has my speechwriter gone, oh where oh where could he be?
double07: Sir, please don't do that again. It really scares me.
CynicalOne916: Mr. President... it's Vicodin *or* Percocet, not both...
POTUS43: Just remember, you two, special assignment in the Yukon.
Yankees441 has entered the room.
SimplyCanadian: Where did you go??
Yankees441: To the bathroom.
VietVetLTM: And no one thought to check the bathrooms? Charlie?
Yankees441: Wait... you searched for me?!?
POTUS43: Not that we'd have missed you, but yes, we did.
Yankees441: Excuse me everyone, I need to go laugh at you all now.
VietVetLTM: Hate to break up the party, but we actually have work to do now. I need to meet everyone in my office.
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