*Disclaimer* I own nothing. Except my pom-pom. I love my pom-pom. Tired. Need sugar. Be right back…*runs off to kitchen* *returns with an Ale-8* DOH! *hits forehead* I forgot the cookies! *runs back to kitchen* *returns with a handful of Fudge Stripes and a bag of Grippos* Ahhhhhh…Ready to write.
This chapter will be fairly stupid, but for whoever it was that decided to be an idiot and flamed me, it is in FF10 because FF10 characters will be used and because…I FEEL LIKE PUTTING IT IN FF10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOYAH! Take that jackass.
Oh, yeah, Scratchy is another one of my screwed up friends.
Chapter 2
Me: Um…Jessi?
Jessi: Yeah?
Me: Why are we still running?
Jessi: *both stop* I don't know.
Scratchy: *is sitting on the floor with a full pitcher of Kool-Aid* Hi, hi!
Me and Jessi: 'Sup, Scratchy?
Scratchy: Nuthin'. Hey, did you know that Sephy is here?
Me: *beams proudly* Yep! I smacked his butt!
Jessi: Nu-uh!
Me: *nods*
Jessi: Oh, no, you just didn't!
Me: Yep. Hey, Scratchy, have you seen the Turks?
Scratchy: Nope, but I can get them here.
Me: How? Tell me how! I have to smack Reno's…
Jessi: Oh, no this is war. We keep score of the smacks between me and you and whoever gets the most gets to pay for my Playstation.
Me: Hell, no. Whoever gets the most gets claim of Sephiroth.
Jessi: Deal.
Scratchy: I WANT CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Breathe. Call the Turks.
Scratchy: Oh, yeah. *clears her throat* *shouting* I need some HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I have lots of GGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Turks appear*
Me: YES!
Reno: Who has lots of…I mean who needs help?
Elena: We can help!
Rude: …
Me: *drools over Reno*
Reno: *notices me drooling and grins with evil plans*
Scratchy: Can you find Cid?
Reno: Highwind? For how much?
Scratchy: Um… *pulls gil out of her pockets* Five thousand.
Jessi: Find Cloud, too.
Reno: Hmmm…Yeah, sure, why not.
Scratchy and Jessi: YAY!!
Me: Oy.
*Turks leave to find Cid and Cloud*
Scratchy: *with a very child-like expression* I'm bored.
Jessi: Me too.
Me: I want Reno back.
*Auron enters*
Me: Never mind. *starts to drool over Auron*
Jessi: Let's play something.
*Scratchy, Jessi, and me all sit down in the middle of the hallway*
Me: *turning to Very-Nice-Assed Guardian* Wanna join us, Auron?
Auron: …
Me: *putting on the puppy dog eyes and pouting lower lip* Please?
Auron: … *sits down between me and Jessi* What, exactly, are we playing?
Me: *continuing to drool*
Jessi: I have an idea! Scratchy, pour out a glass of Kool-Aid for each of us.
Scratchy: *tilts head to side* Why?
Me: Just do it!
Scratchy: *pours four glasses of grpe Kool-Aid for each of us* Now what?
Me: I get it! I've never!
Jessi: Yep!
Auron: *groans* Oh, Yevon, what have I gotten myself into?
Me: Don't worry! With us games are always fun!
Auron: Oh, shit.
Me, Jessi, and Scratchy: HEY!
Jessi: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Don't you think we'll have fun?
Scratchy: I…Want…CCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
All except Scratchy: *holding their ears* Ow.
Me: Hey, Auron, stand up.
Auron: *raises eyebrow* Why?
Me: Just do it.
Jessi: *realizing what I'm going to do* NO! Don't listen! Don't stand up!
Me: Oh, please. It's not like I'm going to hurt him.
Jessi: But you're gonna hurt my score!
Me: That's the point! GET OVER IT!
Auron: *stands up* I still do not realize the point in this action on my part.
Me: *grinning like an idiot and slapping his butt* Yay! That's 2!
Auron: *stares and then reaches for the sword* …
Scratchy: I…WANT CCCCCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
Me: Look, baby sister, Cid ain't here so you'll just have to get over it. *as I realize that Auron's going for the sword* AH! Don't hurt me!
Jessi: Okay, no weapons! *grabs Auron's sword and it disappears*
Me: Well.
Jessi: That's my line!
Me: So.
Auron: *annoyed as he sits down by me again* Can we just get to the game?
Me: Oh, yeah. Jessi, start.
Jessi: I've never smacked an evil guy's ass.
Me: *taking a drink* I hate you.
Scratchy: I've never…not wanted CID!!!
*me, Jessi, and Auron drink*
Auron: I've never been married.
Scratchy: Does band marriage count?
Auron: Huh?
Jessi: Just say yes.
Auron: I guess.
Scratchy: Crap. My first one though.
Me: Big deal. I've never been killed. *quickly* Not that that's a bad thing!
Auron: *drinks* Trust me it is. No offense taken, though.
Jessi: Uhhh…I've never…PASS!
Me: For the fifty-billionth time, YOU CANNOT PASS!
Jessi: Aww…I've never kissed a summoner's guardian.
Me: *getting stares as I take a drink* Don't ask. Final Fantasy Ten Christmas Party and Mistletoe. That's all you need to know.
Jessi: Just to ask, who?
Auron: Well, um, I had a lot of champagne…
Jessi: *sweatdrops*
Scratchy: I WANT CCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
*Turks reappear with Cid in tow*
Scratchy: YAY!
Jessi: Hey! Where's Cloud?
Reno: *looks around* Elena! Where did you put Cloud?
Elena: Ummm…Well, I couldn't find Cloud, so I had to settle for this red-headed dude. *pulls Wakka out from…somewhere*
Wakka: Where am I, ya?
Jessi: *looks disappointed for a minute* Good enough
Wakka: 'Sup, Auron, ya?
Auron: Oy.
Me: My phrase! He used my phrase! YAY!
Jessi: Oy.
Me: Oh, no, girl, that is my phrase.
Jessi: B-but! Auron said it.
Me: He's allowed to!
Jessi: Well. Yo! Blitz Ball dude! Get over here! *smacks his butt when he gets to her*
Me: Hmph. I still have a one point lead.
Cid: Who are you people?
Scratchy: CID!
Cid: Holy shit.
Scratchy: Oh…Bad Cid…
Cid: NO! A non-swearer!
Reno: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~to be continued~
Ahhh…Don't you just hate me. For all of you that haven't figured it out yet, this story is pointless rambling for when I'm bored and hyper, which happens to be most of the time. Oh, and the band marriage thing is from last summer, my first year of band camp. Oh the craziness of the marching band. Me, Jessi, and Scratchy are all in the marching band. Scratchy got her nickname there and I got stuck with Itchy so my pen name remains as Rikku.
Later,
J Rikku (: