YAY! School cancelled due to snow! More pointless rambling! Lookey, lookey! I wrote a poem! It is to be said by Rikku.
My name is Rikku.
I'm and Al Bhed.
And if you make me mad,
I'll hit you in the head!
YAY! FUN! Hyper, hyper, hy-per! *does cha-cha* Hyper, hyper, hy-per! Ooh…
NO! Band director just called! Pep-Band game was not cancelled! NO! I cannot have this uploaded by tonight. Oh, well. It'll get up eventually. I only have two and a half hours! *pouts* *sniffs* Need chocolate. Must paint face for game. Bybies!
Okay, I'm back. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah, a terrified Reno and Cid…
Reno: NO! Anything but that! Anything but the anti-swearer!
Cid: God save us all!
Auron, Me, Jessi, Elena, Rude, and Wakka: *laugh*
Scratchy: Huh?
Auron, Me, Jessi, Elena, Rude, and Wakka: *laugh harder*
Okay, all that came back in late February/early March. It is now nearing the end of May. It has been sufficient time to keep you all waiting. Now, for a few notes. To "squeaky:" Jessi and I ARE NOT wimps. You have never tried my kool-aid. Yes, we were at her house, but I always make the kool-aid, and I add about a pound of sugar, so you can just go and…and… and shove it! To Yolei ichijoji: Okay, okay! I'll put Tidus in there! Calm down! To BluX: Hah, ha! You have SO got Vincent cornered! I wish you the best of luck, but remember to avoid that Death Penalty of his…O.o We're talking dangerous-ness there…
Oh, yeah. This is kind of weird, but I would like to share it with you. I assume that you all know that Mormons are not allowed to swear and that Scratchy is in love with Cid. Now, here's the good part. Scratchy's boyfriend, the most wholesome guy I know, is nicknamed Cid by us and…dum, dum, duuummmm…is a Mormon. Kind of creepy, ain't it?
Me: *looks around* Um…We need more Kool-Aid…
Jessi: *looks around* Yup. Scratchy, will you make more Kool-Aid. *realizes Scratchy is gone* Scratchy?
Me: *staring shocked into a corner* Oh, My, God.
Auron: What? *sees Scratchy and Cid making out in corner* Ugh.
Jessi: Shera's gonna kill him.
Me: Mormon's gonna kill himself. *gets stares from everyone* What?
Rude: …
Elena: *off making Kool-Aid*
Wakka: Hic…ya. *I don't know! He just got hiccups!*
Auron: …
Cid and Scratchy: *DON'T go there*
Reno: Who's Mormon?
Me: Oh. Why didn't you just ask in the first place instead of all that "…" shit? Mormon's Scratchy's boyfriend.
All but me and Jessi: Ohhhhhh…..
Vincent: *comes in flying from the ceiling and lands in front of me*
Me: *slaps his butt* YES! That's 3!
Vincent: *pulls out Death Penalty and aims it at point blank between my eyes*
Don Corneo: *in slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *jumps and lands five feet away*
Everyone else: *sweat drops*
Vincent: *shoots Don Corneo instead* I believe that bullet went to a much greater cause. * sits down in circle* Anyone for Poker?
Sorry, Yolei, Tidus didn't make it this chapter! Next chap, I promise! Don Corneo, a kool-aid shortage, and Poker? We'll just have to wait and see on the next edition of The Incredible Hulk…Woops! Wrong ending! Anyways, I wish you all a return of sanity in the next few moments. Yeah. Like that's going to happen.
Lata,
Rikku