A/N: The day after the date… Of course, try as they may to be discreet, we know that everyone will know all about CJ and Simon by the end of the day… Again, nothing belongs to me.

Oh, and I'm looking for a new better screen name for CJ… if you have an idea, leave it in the review I'm sure you're going to leave for me to brighten my day and make Toby the Muse cooperate.

CynicalOne916: Good morning.

AgentSparkPlug: Didn't you say that already when you woke up in my arms?
CynicalOne916: Right but I'm saying it again.
AgentSparkPlug: Well then good morning. Did you sleep well?
CynicalOne916: Very well... you?
AgentSparkPlug: Honestly? Much better than I have in a long time.
CynicalOne916: That was actually a little bit scary... I was thinking that.
AgentSparkPlug: Were you? See, I can read your mind. Probably why I was able to... nevermind.
CynicalOne916: Right, better not discuss that where there are people around.
AgentSparkPlug: Then again, it'd make me look really good.
CynicalOne916: Right, and I could definitely look worse. But people around here *really* like to tease me.
AgentSparkPlug: Hmm… I wonder why?
AgentSparkPlug: That was a sarcastic remark by the way.
CynicalOne916: I was hoping it was.
AgentSparkPlug: Why are you so cynical anyway? You can be a really nice person.
CynicalOne916: Well, according to Josh it's a defense mechanism. I think it's because I spend too much time around Toby and the stupid press.
AgentSparkPlug: I really enjoyed your company last night C.J.
CynicalOne916: Wow. You did that scary mind reading thing again.
AgentSparkPlug: Can I try it again?
CynicalOne916: You're two for two, go for it.
AgentSparkPlug: I think you're thinking about a certain point in time last night when I...wait, we said we can't talk about that.
CynicalOne916: I think we should avoid it, because Sam just walked into my office.
AgentSparkPlug: HEY GUESS WHAT I DID?
AgentSparkPlug: But you were thinking about it weren't you?
CynicalOne916: Yes, and I would simply like to say that I have absolutely no problems blocking you.
AgentSparkPlug: Blocking? I always wondered what that button was. What's it do?
CynicalOne916: Makes it so I can't talk to you and you can't talk to me.
AgentSparkPlug: But why would you want to do that?
CynicalOne916: To prevent you from acting your shoe size again.
AgentSparkPlug: Sorry. I'll go back to being sweet and gentlemanly. So when do I get to take you out again? Or can I get you to cook for me?
CynicalOne916: Thank you. Would you like me to cook?
AgentSparkPlug: I would *love* for you to cook for me C.J. You have no idea.
(Slight Pause)
CynicalOne916: Sorry, Sam made a comment and I had to threaten him.
CynicalOne916: Then I'll cook.
AgentSparkPlug: What'd he say?
CynicalOne916: Said I should warn you that you were taking your life into your hands letting me cook for you... not that he'd know.
AgentSparkPlug: Well tell him that he's taking his life into his hands insulting you where I can hear him.
CynicalOne916: See, this is why I'm cynical. People are nice to me and I immediately get suspicious.
CynicalOne916: I'm sitting here thinking to myself "what does he want?"
AgentSparkPlug: If you're the only one in your office I can tell you part of it.
CynicalOne916: I can figure it out on my own, but thanks for the offer to clear things up.
AgentSparkPlug: You're welcome. Wow, if you could see my smile right now...
(Another Pause)

CynicalOne916: That time I had to go intimidate Josh for referring to you as "Special Agent Loverboy"
CynicalOne916: I like your smile. I like it a lot.
AgentSparkPlug: I like yours too.
CynicalOne916: I sent Josh running to his office and the relative safety of Donna. I wonder how long it'll take the two of them to figure it out.
AgentSparkPlug: Well we figured it out pretty quickly but then, she's Canadian.
CynicalOne916: And Josh is... well, Josh.
AgentSparkPlug: He's not a stud like me.
CynicalOne916: He has a tendency to say things at the wrong time. And he doesn't catch on when it comes to women.
AgentSparkPlug: I do though.
CynicalOne916: Yes, you do. I have to commend you on that.
AgentSparkPlug: When do I get to see you again?
CynicalOne916: Right, you aren't always *right* there anymore... well, my social life consists of you, so if you want me to cook tonight, I think that could be arranged.
AgentSparkPlug: I'll check my calendar.
AgentSparkPlug: Okay I lied; I have no plans. Tonight is great.
CynicalOne916: It's okay, it was just a little fib.
AgentSparkPlug: I was trying to sound...like I have a life. And I don't.
CynicalOne916: Well... we know we'll always have time for each other.
CynicalOne916: Wait a minute; that was optimistic! Simon, what have you done to me???
AgentSparkPlug: Many things. But not half as much as I can do to you.
CynicalOne916: That was not what I meant, which I am *certain* you know, but I believe you will find the same applies in reverse. The inner pervert returns.
AgentSparkPlug: Yeah it does but this time you know I can follow through. But wait...you're saying you could do more to me than you did last night?
CynicalOne916: Shh. Toby Alert.
AgentSparkPlug: Okay, quiet. I don't want to give him ideas. He may try and take you away.
CynicalOne916: See, there was that sweet Simon emerging from somewhere again.
AgentSparkPlug: He would. I swear Toby Ziegler wants you. Not that I blame him.
CynicalOne916: Well, I'd rather he want me than you. Then there'd be cause for concern.
AgentSparkPlug: Yeah that would distrub me...but then, you never know.
CynicalOne916: Toby's actually a pretty normal pain in the ass. Not that that made any sense.
AgentSparkPlug: Right C.J. Whatever you say.
CynicalOne916: Well I know what I mean, anyway.
AgentSparkPlug: So what're you making tonight?
CynicalOne916: I don't know yet, any requests?
AgentSparkPlug: Something homemade.
CynicalOne916: Wow. At least I know you aren't picky.
AgentSparkPlug: What is your specialty?
CynicalOne916: Nothing specific. I just... cook. How's your day so far?
AgentSparkPlug: Well I woke up this morning completely content and laying with an amazing woman. It's gone downhill from there but only because nothing could top that.
CynicalOne916: Yeah... I shouldn't have gotten out of bed. It's been a waste of makeup from there.
AgentSparkPlug: I almost wished you hadn't. We should have stayed there together. But I think you look just as beautiful without make up.
CynicalOne916: Right, so we've established that Sunday morning when we don't have to work, we are not getting out of bed.
AgentSparkPlug: You just did that mind reading thing.
CynicalOne916: Scary, isn't it?
AgentSparkPlug: In a way yes, in another no.
CynicalOne916: Care to elaborate?
AgentSparkPlug: Well it scares me that you're in my head but nice that we're that... in sync.
CynicalOne916: See, there it is again.
AgentSparkPlug: Reading your mind?
CynicalOne916: Yes.
CynicalOne916: It's kind of... nice. In a strange way.
AgentSparkPlug: I agree. Know what I'm thinking now?
CynicalOne916: I bet it has something to do with me.
AgentSparkPlug: Yeah it does. And my inner pervert.
CynicalOne916: I thought so.
AgentSparkPlug: God this is going to be a long day. Can I come talk to you?
CynicalOne916: I have to go talk to the press... you could claim safety measures and join me and then we can talk afterward.
AgentSparkPlug: Good plan, see you in a bit. C.J. Before I see you. I just want you to know that I don't regret one second of last night. And I wish I'd had the guts to be a gentleman sooner.
CynicalOne916: We had other complications to deal with first.
AgentSparkPlug: I know. But I plan on minimizing complications from now on.
CynicalOne916: We wouldn't have met if it wasn't for them. I think that's why I got death threats in the first place.
AgentSparkPlug: That's sweet, in a scary morbid sort of way.
CynicalOne916: Agreed.
AgentSparkPlug: So do you think I live up to my screen name?
CynicalOne916: I think that's a personal question and I'll let you know when we get out of the press room.
AgentSparkPlug: And there's that huge smile of mine again.
CynicalOne916: I'd imagine.
AgentSparkPlug: So I'll meet you when?
CynicalOne916: Now. My office.
AgentSparkPlug: I'm there.