YAY!  I'm ba-a-ck…Be afraid…Be very afraid…

I want an Auron in pink bunny boxers!  I want, I want, I want!

Disclaimer: No, I don't own these peoples. *grins manically* They are merely actors I pay in peanuts!  Mwa-ha-ha!

Auron: *red faced and angry* These are not mine!

Wakka: Then whose are they, ya?

Me: You know, Auron, those look just like the ones you had on at that Christmas party.

Auron: They do not! *statement hits him* *blushes like a bat out of hell* Aw, shit….

Me: *grins evilly* No wait, never mind.  Those had little Coca-Cola polar bears in Santa hats on a green background.  My mistake, sorry.

Auron: *is speechless and extremely embarrassed*

Everybody but Me and Auron: *sweatdrops*

*long silence*

Sephiroth: *looks at me* Umm…I probably shouldn't ask but…How exactly do you know what kind of boxers he had on?

Me: You were right, you shouldn't have asked. *plays with a materia orb*

Sephy: *sweatdrops*

Tidus: *bursts out laughing* *in a sing-song voice* She knows what kind of boxers Auron wears and Sephy is jealous!!!  A-ha-ha!

Sephy: What!?!  I am not!

Tidus: *continues to sing his song*

Jessi: *rolls her eyes* This is going to be a l-o-o-o-o-n-g day…

Okay, it was short, but I'm out of ideas.  If you have suggestions, pleases Dear Lord leave a review or e-mail me to let me know.  I am desperate!