Shannon and Crazycutee831... Thank you sooooooooo much! Your reviews really
lightened my day. Thank you Mrs. Wood for your very interesting bit of
criticism. This is a joke story (it's a parody duh! lol) I know the
Dursleys last name is Dursley, but my mind has been a blob lately but
Thanks again Shannon and Crazycutee831!!!!!!!
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Harry, Hermione, and Ron all boarded the scarlet steam engine on Platform 9 3/4. They
sat down in a comfortable compartment with Neville Longbottom.
^Hey filth!^ screeched Draco Malfoy. ^Why are you always such a bit**?!^
^SHUT THE HELL UP MALFOY!^ bellowed Ron.
Malfoy sneered, ^Why should I Wesley? You're so poor you can't even afford the hole
you live in.^
Harry declared with a cool face, "Malfoy, stop making fun of my friends."
^Of course Potter. You're famous Potter. Can I have your autograph Potter?^
Author: ^God, this kid doesn't give up does he. Hey, Malfoy... YOU BETTER ZIP
THE LIPS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE VICIOUSLY TORTURED AND THEN
HURLED OFF A CLIFF!^
(silent Malfoy)
Author: ^NOW LEAVE!^
(Malfoy leaves)
Author: ^Chop, chop, back to the story.^
The famous three walked into the Great Hall amazed at it's spaciousness and enchanted
sky even though they'd seen it about 100 times. The hovering candles illuminated the empty
plates on the polished, mahogany tables.
^I'm starving.^ Ron moaned.
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Ginny sat down whispering with her best friend Ima Bacon. Ginny was now a fourth
year, and she had gotten pretty over the summer... well um, prettier than she was before.
^I have gotten pretty over the summer... well, um, prettier than I was before. Do you
think Harry Potter will finally notice me?^ the red hed asked while twisting a strand of her hair.
^I don't know.^ said Ima, ^Why don't you go find out!^ then the dumb blonde burst
out in a fit of giggles.
Author's Note: Don't get offended at the dumb blonde part, because I'm a blonde. One
of my friends keeps sending me all these dumb blonde jokes... DO YOU HEAR ME
MARGARET... and it's getting really annoying so i'm just lettin ya kno. why? Because I say so.
End of saying.
Then Ginny got up with a smile on her face and walked down to the other end of the
table. She walked past Harry not once, twice, three or four times... but five. Still she walked
past him, hoping he would finally see her.
^Er... Virginia Anne Wesley... what the heck do you think you're doing?^ inquired
Fred.
^Ooh!^ called out George. Suddenly he put the voice magnification charm on his throat.
^Ahem, attention. I would just like to take this brief moment... yes, yes, very brief...^he
said, aware of the stares from the teachers, ^to inform all of you tonight that GINNY WESLEY
LOVES HARRY POTTER!^
Then Ginny ran in tears to her dormitory...
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Harry, Hermione, and Ron all boarded the scarlet steam engine on Platform 9 3/4. They
sat down in a comfortable compartment with Neville Longbottom.
^Hey filth!^ screeched Draco Malfoy. ^Why are you always such a bit**?!^
^SHUT THE HELL UP MALFOY!^ bellowed Ron.
Malfoy sneered, ^Why should I Wesley? You're so poor you can't even afford the hole
you live in.^
Harry declared with a cool face, "Malfoy, stop making fun of my friends."
^Of course Potter. You're famous Potter. Can I have your autograph Potter?^
Author: ^God, this kid doesn't give up does he. Hey, Malfoy... YOU BETTER ZIP
THE LIPS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE VICIOUSLY TORTURED AND THEN
HURLED OFF A CLIFF!^
(silent Malfoy)
Author: ^NOW LEAVE!^
(Malfoy leaves)
Author: ^Chop, chop, back to the story.^
The famous three walked into the Great Hall amazed at it's spaciousness and enchanted
sky even though they'd seen it about 100 times. The hovering candles illuminated the empty
plates on the polished, mahogany tables.
^I'm starving.^ Ron moaned.
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Ginny sat down whispering with her best friend Ima Bacon. Ginny was now a fourth
year, and she had gotten pretty over the summer... well um, prettier than she was before.
^I have gotten pretty over the summer... well, um, prettier than I was before. Do you
think Harry Potter will finally notice me?^ the red hed asked while twisting a strand of her hair.
^I don't know.^ said Ima, ^Why don't you go find out!^ then the dumb blonde burst
out in a fit of giggles.
Author's Note: Don't get offended at the dumb blonde part, because I'm a blonde. One
of my friends keeps sending me all these dumb blonde jokes... DO YOU HEAR ME
MARGARET... and it's getting really annoying so i'm just lettin ya kno. why? Because I say so.
End of saying.
Then Ginny got up with a smile on her face and walked down to the other end of the
table. She walked past Harry not once, twice, three or four times... but five. Still she walked
past him, hoping he would finally see her.
^Er... Virginia Anne Wesley... what the heck do you think you're doing?^ inquired
Fred.
^Ooh!^ called out George. Suddenly he put the voice magnification charm on his throat.
^Ahem, attention. I would just like to take this brief moment... yes, yes, very brief...^he
said, aware of the stares from the teachers, ^to inform all of you tonight that GINNY WESLEY
LOVES HARRY POTTER!^
Then Ginny ran in tears to her dormitory...
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