Okay, I didn't even check suggestions…yet.  This came to me after my third day of school at a quarter after nine when I had a three hour marching band practice.  Oy, that was a mouthful.  I am now answering reviews…speaking of which, you peops need to check this one out.

Amby

2002-08-19

1

Signed

Why is it in FFx's place? Wasn't that funny... Made no sense. Sephiroth's ugly... I like Irvine Kineas(is that how you spell his name)!! PLEEZ write about him?! Total hottie he is!!! Made no sense, but i'll definatly read next update!!
*Giggles* I know, i'm really stoopid. Don't mind me! *Giggles*
{I know how to spell, i just did it to sound stupid, and to type this faster, im in a rush!}

Okay, first of all, if you didn't like it why request someone?  Second of all, I wrote in chapter 2 why this is in ff10 and that was because…dum dum duuummm…I FRICKIN FEEL LIKE IT!  Lastly, I was planning on using Irvine because I myself find him VERY hott, but since it was requested by someone who was in such a rush that they couldn't spell right but of course had time to leave a side note about it, Irvine shall not appear.  Amby, you remind me of the bitchy preps at my school.  And do not insult the great hottie, Sephiroth.  Okies, me done.

Oh, and P.S. Irvine's last name is Kinneas, that's with two "n"s miss I CAN spell.

Disclaimer:  Remember the peanuts….

Jessi: *as she watches the once funny, now annoying Tidus try to spin her colorguard flag* Like I said, a l-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n-g day…

Me: *laughing hysterically as Sephy quizzes Auron on what type of undies I wear* If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, Sephiroth, he won't spill.

Auron: *glances at me then suddenly grins in a very evil manner*

Me: Uh-oh….

Auron: *leans over and whispers in Sephy's ear*

Sephy: *goes very red* Oh, my…

Me: WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Auron: *looks evil again* I guess you'll never know.

Tidus: *accidentally whacks himself in the head with the flag* OW!

Jessi: *grabs flag* Give me that!

Me: *still mad and wondering* WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?

Auron: …

Me: Oh, God…Did you tell him about the ones with the place for a picture?

Sephy: Underwear with a picture slot?

Me: *goes REAL red* Damn, I guess I was wrong…

Auron: *laughs hysterically*

Jessi: *does a fake toss* See, it's like this. *really tosses the flag and it falls on her foot* Ow, ow, OW!

Fallen-Angel7987: *appears* Hi Rikku.

Me: Hi.

Fallen-Angel7987: Oh MY GOD! *points at Sephy* How did you get the hottie here?

Me: *shrugs* I dunno, he just appeared.

Fallen-Angel7987:  *is shocked* Dang.  Wish I was that lucky.

Me:  Luck has nothing to do with it.  *evil grin* Just ask Auron.  He be MAH bitch.

Aaron (my bf):  *appears*  WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Auron:  *face grows red* *sweatdrops*

Aaron:  *points at Auron* Let's go.

Fallen-Angel7987:  *is laughing so hard she can't move or breath*

Auron:  *eye twitches*

Cody (my overprotective cousin who be like a brother):  *appears* *points at Auron and Aaron* You will BOTH die!!!  [A/N: to get this you have to hear the whole story.  Me be a freshman and Aaron be a senior.  Cody graduated last year and is good friend of Aaron's.  Cody showed up out of the blue at the first football game of the season and sees me and Aaron walking together, not even touching (we had only been going out for two days), and he turns to Aaron and just says "You will die."  I laughed my ass off to my friends.  A-hem.  Back to the story]

Me:  That's enough of that.  *snaps fingers* *Aaron and Cody disappear* Let's keep this strictly between Authors and Characters.

Jessi: *rolls her eyes* That's enough of YOUR family antics to last a million pointless rambling fics.

Me: Shut up, they aren't that bad.

Jessi: I wouldn't mind if it was Kyle, but that's a different story…

Sephy: Underwear with a picture slot!?!  [A/N: I actually saw a pair at Goody's!]

Everybody: *looks at Sephy funny*

Cody: *reappears in front of Sephy with a little notebook* Can I have your autograph?

Me and Jessi: *stare and sweatdrop because Cody is six-foot-seven and seeing him ask Sephy, who is merely six-foot-one, for an autograph, or anyone for that matter, would be just plain hilarious*

Cody: *disappears hugging his autographed notebook that is simply signed with an 'X'*

Tidus: *whacks himself in the head with the flag again* I wanna join the flaggy peoples!

Me: Oh my God, band camp is gonna be hell with him there…

Sorry, I just had to put all that in.  It's pretty funny.  I may just start another fic about everybody going to band camp.  I would just be there under mesa name (Kat or Caitlin depending on the mood as I write) and would of course play clarinet, Yuna would be in the colorguard, Tidus would be a trumpet player(he reminds me of a trumpet in our band, Jon for those of you who go to school with me), Wakka would be one of those stupid percussionist kids that thinks they're all that (THIS DOES NOT MEAN ALL PERCUSSIONISTS ARE STUPID OR THINK THEY'RE ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!  I LOVE PERCUSSION PEOPS!!!!), Kimahri would be a Sousaphone, Seph would play tenor saxophone (or maybe he would be the cute snare player that flat-out rocks), Lulu would be cool and be clarinet with me, and Rikku would play the flute!  Hey, that's not such a bad idea…Let me know if you want to see it done.

By the way, did anyone but me just notice the extreme irony that I'm Rikku and she's with Auron and my real-life bf's name is Aaron?  That just hit me…Weird…