I want 10 reviews this time. I won't post the next chapter until I get
them! He he he he! I'm a blackmailing author! Mwahahahahha.
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The next day Malfoy was acting all dopey. He kept waving profusely at Harry, and
once he giggled and blew a kiss at Hermione.
"Guys... do you think he's feeling all right?" asked Ron.
"If I didn't know any better, I'd swear he's on some heavy duty pot," said Harry.
"What's pot?" asked Ron.
"Oh, it's this stuff that makes you feel floatly. It's great. I use it all the time!"
"Haven't you guys ever read Love, the Handbook? (Author: Nice break from
Hogwarts, a History isn't it?) questioned the annoyed Hermione.
Suddenly a breeze fluttered Hermione's wavy brown hair towards Ron.
Author: So what if it's corny, I luv fluff!
"Well I certainly don't need a handbook to love you," muttered Ron. Suddenly aware of
the stares he was receiving he loudly stated, "I mean, Harry and I have better things to do than
to read some crappy, fluffy book written for middle-aged witches in need of a husband!"
Then Harry sheepishly cast his emerald green eyes downward towards his feet.
"What is this world coming too!" yelled Ron.
"So, as I was saying... I think someone slipped love potion into his goblet of orange
juice this morning." declared the studious girl.
"You're probably right," agreed Ron. "Hey, where did Harry go?"
"I don't know. Ooh!" exclaimed Hermione looking down at her watch. "I'll be late for
Ancient Runes!"
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Malfoy's POV
I feel so happy and giddy today! I don't even know why. Hey, there's the Granger girl...
better blow a kiss! Wow, Harry's looking great today! Omg! OmiGod OmiGod OmiGod!!!!!!!
Dumbledore is one hottie!!!!! Oh my God! Did he just wink at me! Oh, you foxy man! Whoa!
He smells nice! Like flowers! I just want to go and prance with him! His silvery beard shining,
that twinkle in his eyes... oh, I just love him! I love him! I just can't let him go! I have to tell him
my feelings... tonight! Draco Dumbeldore... Hey, I like the sound of that.
Author: Oh, go get a room!
Malfoy: I think I will thank you very much!
Author: EEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
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Hermione and Catherine walked down from Ancient Runes to the Great Hall together.
Catherine: Hey, haven't you noticed Malfoy acting a little strange lately?
Hermione: Yeah, I think someone snuck love potion into his goblet.
Catherine burst into a fit of giggles. You really think so?
Hermione: Of course.
Catherine shrugged as she gave it some thought.
Catherine: So... I think Ron has the hots for you.
Hermione: What's that?
Catherine: Taken a fancy to you.
Hermione: Really?
Catherine: He only stares at you 24/7!
Hermione: Can you keep a secret?
Catherine: Yes!
Hermione: I've loved Ron since 1st year.
Catherine: Wow! Go get him girl!
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Like it so far? Ha ha ha ha ha. Please review! I want 10 before the next chapter goes up.
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The next day Malfoy was acting all dopey. He kept waving profusely at Harry, and
once he giggled and blew a kiss at Hermione.
"Guys... do you think he's feeling all right?" asked Ron.
"If I didn't know any better, I'd swear he's on some heavy duty pot," said Harry.
"What's pot?" asked Ron.
"Oh, it's this stuff that makes you feel floatly. It's great. I use it all the time!"
"Haven't you guys ever read Love, the Handbook? (Author: Nice break from
Hogwarts, a History isn't it?) questioned the annoyed Hermione.
Suddenly a breeze fluttered Hermione's wavy brown hair towards Ron.
Author: So what if it's corny, I luv fluff!
"Well I certainly don't need a handbook to love you," muttered Ron. Suddenly aware of
the stares he was receiving he loudly stated, "I mean, Harry and I have better things to do than
to read some crappy, fluffy book written for middle-aged witches in need of a husband!"
Then Harry sheepishly cast his emerald green eyes downward towards his feet.
"What is this world coming too!" yelled Ron.
"So, as I was saying... I think someone slipped love potion into his goblet of orange
juice this morning." declared the studious girl.
"You're probably right," agreed Ron. "Hey, where did Harry go?"
"I don't know. Ooh!" exclaimed Hermione looking down at her watch. "I'll be late for
Ancient Runes!"
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Malfoy's POV
I feel so happy and giddy today! I don't even know why. Hey, there's the Granger girl...
better blow a kiss! Wow, Harry's looking great today! Omg! OmiGod OmiGod OmiGod!!!!!!!
Dumbledore is one hottie!!!!! Oh my God! Did he just wink at me! Oh, you foxy man! Whoa!
He smells nice! Like flowers! I just want to go and prance with him! His silvery beard shining,
that twinkle in his eyes... oh, I just love him! I love him! I just can't let him go! I have to tell him
my feelings... tonight! Draco Dumbeldore... Hey, I like the sound of that.
Author: Oh, go get a room!
Malfoy: I think I will thank you very much!
Author: EEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
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Hermione and Catherine walked down from Ancient Runes to the Great Hall together.
Catherine: Hey, haven't you noticed Malfoy acting a little strange lately?
Hermione: Yeah, I think someone snuck love potion into his goblet.
Catherine burst into a fit of giggles. You really think so?
Hermione: Of course.
Catherine shrugged as she gave it some thought.
Catherine: So... I think Ron has the hots for you.
Hermione: What's that?
Catherine: Taken a fancy to you.
Hermione: Really?
Catherine: He only stares at you 24/7!
Hermione: Can you keep a secret?
Catherine: Yes!
Hermione: I've loved Ron since 1st year.
Catherine: Wow! Go get him girl!
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Like it so far? Ha ha ha ha ha. Please review! I want 10 before the next chapter goes up.