Malfoy slowly lit a candle of a table set for two. *Albus should be arriving any moment now. * Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

^Well hello babe! ^ said Dumbledore. ^You look great tonight; I especially love your dress.^

Malfoy smoothed the wrinkles out of his tacky, shiny purple dress with orange, leopard-print dress. ^Thanks, you don't look too bad yourself.^ Draco giggled.

Author: EWWWWWWWWW! Please Draco, if you're gonna put on a dress, at least consult my fashion sense first!

Albus, who had decent fashion sense, Author butting in: Thank God!, was wearing a tuxedo dress robe.

^Oh, I brought something for you.^ said Dumbledore while pulling a bouquet of flowers from behind him.

^Oh, they're beautiful!^ exclaimed Malfoy. Then Draco suddenly snapped out of his trance. *Gross! Did Dumbledore just give me flowers?* But then the floatly feeling came again. *Oh, he's sooo cute!*

The new couple enjoyed a romantic dinner of spaghetti and meatballs.

Then Malfoy leaned over to Dumbledore with his lips puckered. Dumbeldore grabbed Malfoy's head and they began to snog with a lot of tongue action.

Author: Yuck!

But then Albus pulled away. ^I love you Draco, but I just can't enter a relationship with you knowing that I gave you a love potion. Goodbye my love, don't forget you'll always be in my heart.^

Malfoy looked up, stunned as Dumbledore ran crying down the hall. *Oh well. I can always show off my tube tops to Ron. Chi chi!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!*

Author's Note: rrrrrrrrrrrr = rolling tongue.