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The next morning, Dumbledore stood up to make an announcement trying to look like a
rapper. *They say hot babes usually go for bad boys.* ^Kiddies, there's a dance um...
tomorrow.^
girls: OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
guys: dude
Harry gasped with surprise ^Finally, my chance to get with Cho!^ Then he quickly ran to the
Ravenclaw table and elboed his way thru the crowd.
In the center of the mob, he saw an ugly slut with super tight robes, 10 pounds of make
up, and racoon eyes laying in the middle of the table stroking a somebody's mustache stubble.
That somebody was Professor Snape.
Harry: Wanna go out to the dance with me?
Cho: Um... I'm kind of preoccupied right now. Awww, Snapey, is that some grease? Let me
wipe it off for you.
Snape: Well, I kind of have to go right now... McGonagall is looking at me with longing.
Cho: Ok, fine puppy, but just remember our agreement thought.
Snape: Yup, an A+ in Potions!
Cho: Toodles!
Then they both watched him go up to the teacher's table and give Minerva a wink.
Cho: So, what were u saying?
Harry: Umm... do you want to go with the dance with me?
Cho: Yeah, whatever. Pick me up outside Ravenclaw common room.
Harry: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile Ron was having some problems asking Hermione out.
Ron: *Uh, she's sooo gorgeous. Hey is she staring at Thomas?!?! Is he smiling back??? Need
to get her attention.* ^HERMIONE!!!!!!!!!!!^
Hermine: ^Yah... what is it?^
Ron: Well you see... there's this... well er...^ *This is soo hard. Maybe I should go join the
muggle circus. I could be their dolphin trainer. Wait, do circuses have dolphins?* ^and um... i
want... will you... heh...^
Author: Spit it out child!
Ron: ^Will you go to the ball with me?^
Hermione: ^OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you don't know how long I've been waiting to hear you say
that!^
Ron: ^So the answer is yes?^ he asked hopefully.
Hermione: Of course.
Ron: Oh goody!
And then there was snogging.
Author: Hey! This is like going to the movies. Many snogs for everone!!!
Harry came back to the Gryffindor table, his heart beating extremely rapidly. The boy who
lived was definitely happy.
Author: Don't ask me why, that girl is such a slut!
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THE OFFICIAL COUPLE STANDINGS OF BREAKFAST
Ron + Hermione
Draco + Pansy (although he really wanted Dumbledore. those new rapsta robes he was wearing along with that Sisco chain really turned him on)
Harry + the whore Author: fine fine fine... cho *spits out name with disgust.*
Ginny + Neville (this happened after Ginny "accidently" discovered nevile tasted like peanuts) Author: if you call running towards the poor guy at full speed with ur mouth open and ur tongue wiggling around an accident...
Crabbe + fat Hufflepuff number 1
Goyle + fat Hufflepuff number 2 (of course these were both arranged by Malfoy)
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sry that cha. wasn't as funny as the others. next one will b hilarious i promise.
The next morning, Dumbledore stood up to make an announcement trying to look like a
rapper. *They say hot babes usually go for bad boys.* ^Kiddies, there's a dance um...
tomorrow.^
girls: OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
guys: dude
Harry gasped with surprise ^Finally, my chance to get with Cho!^ Then he quickly ran to the
Ravenclaw table and elboed his way thru the crowd.
In the center of the mob, he saw an ugly slut with super tight robes, 10 pounds of make
up, and racoon eyes laying in the middle of the table stroking a somebody's mustache stubble.
That somebody was Professor Snape.
Harry: Wanna go out to the dance with me?
Cho: Um... I'm kind of preoccupied right now. Awww, Snapey, is that some grease? Let me
wipe it off for you.
Snape: Well, I kind of have to go right now... McGonagall is looking at me with longing.
Cho: Ok, fine puppy, but just remember our agreement thought.
Snape: Yup, an A+ in Potions!
Cho: Toodles!
Then they both watched him go up to the teacher's table and give Minerva a wink.
Cho: So, what were u saying?
Harry: Umm... do you want to go with the dance with me?
Cho: Yeah, whatever. Pick me up outside Ravenclaw common room.
Harry: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile Ron was having some problems asking Hermione out.
Ron: *Uh, she's sooo gorgeous. Hey is she staring at Thomas?!?! Is he smiling back??? Need
to get her attention.* ^HERMIONE!!!!!!!!!!!^
Hermine: ^Yah... what is it?^
Ron: Well you see... there's this... well er...^ *This is soo hard. Maybe I should go join the
muggle circus. I could be their dolphin trainer. Wait, do circuses have dolphins?* ^and um... i
want... will you... heh...^
Author: Spit it out child!
Ron: ^Will you go to the ball with me?^
Hermione: ^OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you don't know how long I've been waiting to hear you say
that!^
Ron: ^So the answer is yes?^ he asked hopefully.
Hermione: Of course.
Ron: Oh goody!
And then there was snogging.
Author: Hey! This is like going to the movies. Many snogs for everone!!!
Harry came back to the Gryffindor table, his heart beating extremely rapidly. The boy who
lived was definitely happy.
Author: Don't ask me why, that girl is such a slut!
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THE OFFICIAL COUPLE STANDINGS OF BREAKFAST
Ron + Hermione
Draco + Pansy (although he really wanted Dumbledore. those new rapsta robes he was wearing along with that Sisco chain really turned him on)
Harry + the whore Author: fine fine fine... cho *spits out name with disgust.*
Ginny + Neville (this happened after Ginny "accidently" discovered nevile tasted like peanuts) Author: if you call running towards the poor guy at full speed with ur mouth open and ur tongue wiggling around an accident...
Crabbe + fat Hufflepuff number 1
Goyle + fat Hufflepuff number 2 (of course these were both arranged by Malfoy)
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sry that cha. wasn't as funny as the others. next one will b hilarious i promise.