Two shorter Stories in this part, enjoy!
Disney Gone Horribly Horribly Wrong(Alternate Title: Why Sake is a Blessing AND a Curse)
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC-ness, Silliness
Summary: Hisashi-buri ni ne? Gomen ne, escuela he estado muy dificil para mi en los
semanas pasadas ( Les gustan mi new language? I call it Spanglanese!!!) (Quick
translation: Long time, ne? Sorry, school has been hard for me in the past few weeks) If
you want to know that this chapter's about, just read. I'm to lazy to explain!
Youji, Omi and Ken come home to find the apartment looking disheveled they search around for Aya, who is supposed to be home but they find no signs of him the common areas they go down to the mission room and find sake bottles spread everywhere and they see Aya running around in only at tight white tank top and a pair of tighty-whiteys
Aya: LOOK AT ME!!!!!!! I AM PETER PANTS-LESS!!!!!
The other three stare at him blankly for a few minutes, their mouths gaped open
Youji: Dude, how about,...no.
Enter,... The new Guy
(Alternate Title: The Weiss Boys meet their Match)
Summary: Kritiker decides that Weiss needs somemore, uh, man power?
All four Weiss boys are sitting in an office-like place around a desk. Seated behind the desk is Manx
Manx: Now that you're all here (glares at Youji) I can tell you all the good news!
Omi: Ooh Ooh! Good news yay!!! ( Proceedes to bounce up and down in his chair like what he is, a child on a sugar high)
Manx: Yes. Now the good news is that Kritiker has decided to expand and we thought that Weiss needed, something more.
Ken: Something more? what do you mean by that?
Manx: You wait here I'll show you, I want this to be a surprise for all of you
She gets up and walks out leaving the Weiss boys only mildly puzzled. The four assasians enjoy a few minutes of staring at the walls and memorizing their blinding white-ness until Manx comes back in holding the hand of a medium sized Chimpanzee wearing a pair of denim overalls and a backwars baseball cap
Manx: Boys, this your new team member, His name is Mr. Bananas
He he Please don't ask. Some one wanted Monkeys, so I did the best I could and gave a Chimpanzee. The above stories where the result of a Sugar High, I appologize for any damage they may do, no, wait. I don't.