(Alternate Title: Schuldich, Worlds Greatest Role Model)
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: OOC-ness, Silliness, Hentai-ness, sexual references and the word
(actually a conjecation of the verb) in this chapter
Summary: Nagi displays what Schuldich has taught him, at school!
*Note* - Hey, sorry it's been so long, I've, had some health problems and stuff, nothing too bad, so far. I've still got some more tests to have done (Like an Echo-cardiogram, yuck) but so far I'm ok, but really tired so needless to say, I haven't been doing as much writing. But here's something, oh yeah, and wish me luck on my echo-cardiogram on Friday, and on my vacation to Puerto Rico next week!
Nagi is sitting in a classroom quietly writing and singing softly under his breath no one seems to notice for a while, but then the teacher looks up as glares around the room.
Teacher: Who is humming? It's you Naoe-kun, isn't it? Stop that right now
Nagi: It's not me, I swear
Nagi goes back to his writing and singing for a few more minutes. until the teacher speaks up again
Teacher: It IS you Naoe-kun, since you feel so inclined to sing in class, why don't you share your song with all of us.
Nagi: (Grinning evilly) Sure, why not?
Nagi walks up to the front of the room and makes a bit of a show preparing himself.
Teacher: (Dripping with sarcasm) Now what do we have the pleasure of hearing fro you today?
Nagi: A song my, uh... big brother Schuldich taught me! (Starts singing)
I can show you the world
Slippery, Luminous, Splendor
Tell me, Farfie, now when did
You last let your crotch decide?
I can open your Legs
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic matress ride
A whole nude world
A new erotic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only fucking
A whole nude world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm under here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole nude world with you
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you
Unbelievable movement
Indescribable feeling
Thrusting, tumbling, pumping
Through an endless orgasmic night
A whole nude world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A Thousand hentai things to do
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm shooting like a star
I've come so hard
I can't go back to where I used to be
A whole nude world
Every trust a surprise
With new fetishes to pursue
Every moment gets better
I'll chase you anywhere
around the bedroom
Let me share this whole nude world with you
A whole nude world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me
After Nagi finishes the song the teacher, and most of the class, looks extremely traumatized and is hyperventilating.
Cut to the Schwarz residence The phone rings and is picked up by Crawford.
Crawford: Hello, this is the Crawford residence (pause) Yes I'm his guardian (longer pause) He was singing WHAT!?!?!?!? (Away from phone) SHULDICH, WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT CORRUPTING HIM?!
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