The Skool Paper
Disclaimer: I don't own any of JV's characters, and if I did, Zim would be MINE! *huggles Zimmy*
Note: This story was originally my friend Teri's idea, we just kept adding on, and she said I should write it. So the credit for most of the ideas in this story goes to Teri, and the credit for writing it goes to me.......
Chapter 1
The Announcement
Dib walked into Ms.Bitters' classroom, late once again. Luckily for him, Ms.Bitters was busy talking to the principal about something that he had called about the day before.
He sat down, waiting for the morning announcements. Someone threw a paper plane into his head, but he ignored it. The rest of the class was jumping around on desks, playing video games they had snuck into the skool, eating, writing on the chalkboard, or doing something that Ms.Bitters would obviously kill them for doing. Zim sat at his desk chewing on some Irken bubble gum.
A few minutes later, the announcements came on, followed by the arrival of Ms.Bitters to the classroom.
"Children," Ms.Bitters said. "The skool is going to be starting a horrible skool newspaper. Anyone who wants to help, write down your name and the job you'd like on this piece of paper." She help up a lined paper that was split in two sections by a line, one section labeled "Name", the other labeled "Desired Job".
Dib looked at the paper. He knew right when Ms.Bitters had said "skool paper" that he wanted to be partially in charge of the news articles and photos. That way, he'd be able to make an article on how Zim's an alien! 'What a perfect opportunity," he thought.
Zim, on the other hand, had no aspect of joining the newspaper crew. He doesn't have time for such revolting things. He's got better things to do, anyway....like fixing GIR. Zim thought about this and stared blankly, thinking what havoc GIR might be causing back at the base right now.
The screech of chalk knocked both Zim and Dib back to their senses, and they started copying down the math problems Ms.Bitters was writing on the board.
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The bell rang, announcing the end of the skool day. Nearly the whole class ran up to the sign-up sheet for the newspaper crew. Dib was last in line.
Zim started walking out the door. "Hey, Zim!" He turned around. Dib was smiling evilly at him. "What, human STINK?!" Zim yelled at him.
"Aren't you going to join the newspaper council?," Dib asked, still smiling.
"Wh...why would I join your rediculous little writing group?!" Zim replied.
"Oh, I don't know..." Dib said suspiciously. "I just thought you'd join to prove that you're a normal human. I mean, most normal kids LIKE writing and reporting stuff for newspapers. They think it's fun."
Zim took a minute to think this over. "Fine! I'll join your little group!" he stated, getting in line behind Dib.
After the rest of the class had filled out their names and desired jobs, Dib walked up to the paper. He wrote down 'Dib' under the name section, and he wrote in 'Articles and Photos' under the desired job section. He then walked a few steps away, giving Zim room to fill out the sheet.
Zim walked up to the paper, writing in 'ZIM!!' under the names, and filling out, under desired job, the same occupations as Dib had chosen. When he finished, he turned to Dib and smiled evilly. He had a plan.
A/N: Soooooooo that was the first chapter...If you liked it please review. I'll be writing the 2nd chapter soon, when I have the time to write it and then type it...In the meantime, if you're on Neopets, you can Neomail me(invader_zea), or you can just e-mail me if ya want....
Disclaimer: I don't own any of JV's characters, and if I did, Zim would be MINE! *huggles Zimmy*
Note: This story was originally my friend Teri's idea, we just kept adding on, and she said I should write it. So the credit for most of the ideas in this story goes to Teri, and the credit for writing it goes to me.......
Chapter 1
The Announcement
Dib walked into Ms.Bitters' classroom, late once again. Luckily for him, Ms.Bitters was busy talking to the principal about something that he had called about the day before.
He sat down, waiting for the morning announcements. Someone threw a paper plane into his head, but he ignored it. The rest of the class was jumping around on desks, playing video games they had snuck into the skool, eating, writing on the chalkboard, or doing something that Ms.Bitters would obviously kill them for doing. Zim sat at his desk chewing on some Irken bubble gum.
A few minutes later, the announcements came on, followed by the arrival of Ms.Bitters to the classroom.
"Children," Ms.Bitters said. "The skool is going to be starting a horrible skool newspaper. Anyone who wants to help, write down your name and the job you'd like on this piece of paper." She help up a lined paper that was split in two sections by a line, one section labeled "Name", the other labeled "Desired Job".
Dib looked at the paper. He knew right when Ms.Bitters had said "skool paper" that he wanted to be partially in charge of the news articles and photos. That way, he'd be able to make an article on how Zim's an alien! 'What a perfect opportunity," he thought.
Zim, on the other hand, had no aspect of joining the newspaper crew. He doesn't have time for such revolting things. He's got better things to do, anyway....like fixing GIR. Zim thought about this and stared blankly, thinking what havoc GIR might be causing back at the base right now.
The screech of chalk knocked both Zim and Dib back to their senses, and they started copying down the math problems Ms.Bitters was writing on the board.
-- --
The bell rang, announcing the end of the skool day. Nearly the whole class ran up to the sign-up sheet for the newspaper crew. Dib was last in line.
Zim started walking out the door. "Hey, Zim!" He turned around. Dib was smiling evilly at him. "What, human STINK?!" Zim yelled at him.
"Aren't you going to join the newspaper council?," Dib asked, still smiling.
"Wh...why would I join your rediculous little writing group?!" Zim replied.
"Oh, I don't know..." Dib said suspiciously. "I just thought you'd join to prove that you're a normal human. I mean, most normal kids LIKE writing and reporting stuff for newspapers. They think it's fun."
Zim took a minute to think this over. "Fine! I'll join your little group!" he stated, getting in line behind Dib.
After the rest of the class had filled out their names and desired jobs, Dib walked up to the paper. He wrote down 'Dib' under the name section, and he wrote in 'Articles and Photos' under the desired job section. He then walked a few steps away, giving Zim room to fill out the sheet.
Zim walked up to the paper, writing in 'ZIM!!' under the names, and filling out, under desired job, the same occupations as Dib had chosen. When he finished, he turned to Dib and smiled evilly. He had a plan.
A/N: Soooooooo that was the first chapter...If you liked it please review. I'll be writing the 2nd chapter soon, when I have the time to write it and then type it...In the meantime, if you're on Neopets, you can Neomail me(invader_zea), or you can just e-mail me if ya want....