The Day Kain Stole Akio's Car...
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Chapter 1: The Conspiracy
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It was a nice, normal day at Ohtori Academy. Saionji was dueling Utena again, Touga was being his usual playboy self, Anthy was eating shaved ice, Miki was clicking his stopwatch, Chu-Chu was off someplace, Wakaba was glomping people, Mikage was plotting against Utena, and, naturally, Akio was manipulating EVERYBODY. Well, after several hours of this, Akio couldn't convince any poor mook to accompany him to the Ends of the World, so he had to go by himself. And that's when the insanity began....
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"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Raziel asked Kain.
"But of course. It's the only way I'll ever get behind the wheel of that GORGEOUS CAR!!" A little ways away, Turel was comforting his brother Dumah, who was crying.
"It's alright, Dumah....you make a beautiful girl! And you look almost exactly like Utena in a Rose Bride dress!"
"Don't rub it in, Turel! It's bad enough I have to wear a dress, but this pink wig is just TOO MUCH! And the make-up and blue contacts..."
"Don't cry, your mascara's running!" Turel said, which caused Dumah to burst into a fresh bout of tears.
Zephon, Kain, Melchiah, Rahab, and Raziel all crouched behind bushes, waiting. Zephon and Melchiah held a length of rope. Raziel held a roll of duct tape.
"Now, when Akio pulls over, and starts flirting with Dumah, I'm gonna jump on him and beat the hell out of him. I want you and Melchiah to tie him up, Zephon, and I want Raziel to gag him with that duct tape. Any questions?"
"Yeah," said Zephon, "What are Dumah and Turel and Rahab doing?"
"They're gonna stuff him in the trunk when we're all done."
"Won't he suffocate?" asked Melchiah.
"No. He's the bad guy and he can't suffocate in his trunk because not only would that be embarassing, he still has to make it to Episode 38 otherwise there won't be any Revolution Duel and the Utena series will come to an abrupt, bad ending because there was no Revolution Duel."
"They killed him in the movie." Melchiah pointed out.
"Yes," said Kain, "But that was an alternate universe retelling of the whole series."
"Oh."
Turel suddenly jumped behind the bushes. "Here he comes!" he said. Kain grinned wickedly. It was time to set his plan in motion....
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So, what ya guys think?
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Chapter 1: The Conspiracy
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It was a nice, normal day at Ohtori Academy. Saionji was dueling Utena again, Touga was being his usual playboy self, Anthy was eating shaved ice, Miki was clicking his stopwatch, Chu-Chu was off someplace, Wakaba was glomping people, Mikage was plotting against Utena, and, naturally, Akio was manipulating EVERYBODY. Well, after several hours of this, Akio couldn't convince any poor mook to accompany him to the Ends of the World, so he had to go by himself. And that's when the insanity began....
***
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Raziel asked Kain.
"But of course. It's the only way I'll ever get behind the wheel of that GORGEOUS CAR!!" A little ways away, Turel was comforting his brother Dumah, who was crying.
"It's alright, Dumah....you make a beautiful girl! And you look almost exactly like Utena in a Rose Bride dress!"
"Don't rub it in, Turel! It's bad enough I have to wear a dress, but this pink wig is just TOO MUCH! And the make-up and blue contacts..."
"Don't cry, your mascara's running!" Turel said, which caused Dumah to burst into a fresh bout of tears.
Zephon, Kain, Melchiah, Rahab, and Raziel all crouched behind bushes, waiting. Zephon and Melchiah held a length of rope. Raziel held a roll of duct tape.
"Now, when Akio pulls over, and starts flirting with Dumah, I'm gonna jump on him and beat the hell out of him. I want you and Melchiah to tie him up, Zephon, and I want Raziel to gag him with that duct tape. Any questions?"
"Yeah," said Zephon, "What are Dumah and Turel and Rahab doing?"
"They're gonna stuff him in the trunk when we're all done."
"Won't he suffocate?" asked Melchiah.
"No. He's the bad guy and he can't suffocate in his trunk because not only would that be embarassing, he still has to make it to Episode 38 otherwise there won't be any Revolution Duel and the Utena series will come to an abrupt, bad ending because there was no Revolution Duel."
"They killed him in the movie." Melchiah pointed out.
"Yes," said Kain, "But that was an alternate universe retelling of the whole series."
"Oh."
Turel suddenly jumped behind the bushes. "Here he comes!" he said. Kain grinned wickedly. It was time to set his plan in motion....
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So, what ya guys think?