Ganonwacky
Author's Note: A parody on Lewis Caroll's Jabberwocky! This took forever to write, so I hope you enjoy!
Twas Hyrule, and the Lizafos,
Did sneak and slither, here and yon.
All scaly were the Dinofos,
And the hero fought on.
Beware the Ganonwock, my son,
The cape that flows, the sword that slays.
Beware the deku scrub and shun,
The den the dodongo lays.
He took his Master Sword in hand,
Long time the Ganon foe he sought,
And in the tower, with might and power,
Our emerald hero fought.
And as the hero killed the last,
The Ganonwock, with eyes of flame,
Attacked Link with a fiery blast,
The Ganon's sword to blame.
One, two! One two! And through and through,
The Master Sword went snicker-snack!
He left him dead, and with his head,
He went gallumphing back.
Oh hast thou slain the Ganonwock?
Come into my arms, my hero Link!
Oh frabjous day! Calooh! Callay!
And man did Ganon stink!
Twas Hyrule, and the Lizafos,
Did sneak and slither, here and yon.
All scaly were the Dinofos,
And the hero fought on.
Author's Note: A parody on Lewis Caroll's Jabberwocky! This took forever to write, so I hope you enjoy!
Twas Hyrule, and the Lizafos,
Did sneak and slither, here and yon.
All scaly were the Dinofos,
And the hero fought on.
Beware the Ganonwock, my son,
The cape that flows, the sword that slays.
Beware the deku scrub and shun,
The den the dodongo lays.
He took his Master Sword in hand,
Long time the Ganon foe he sought,
And in the tower, with might and power,
Our emerald hero fought.
And as the hero killed the last,
The Ganonwock, with eyes of flame,
Attacked Link with a fiery blast,
The Ganon's sword to blame.
One, two! One two! And through and through,
The Master Sword went snicker-snack!
He left him dead, and with his head,
He went gallumphing back.
Oh hast thou slain the Ganonwock?
Come into my arms, my hero Link!
Oh frabjous day! Calooh! Callay!
And man did Ganon stink!
Twas Hyrule, and the Lizafos,
Did sneak and slither, here and yon.
All scaly were the Dinofos,
And the hero fought on.