Cid Battles: The Third Competition.
Author's note: Thanks to all you who have endured reading this thing and for giving me some ideas that would spice things up.
After receiving both an announcer and referee, the two teams are ready for the Drinking Contest. However, things aren't exactly as expected.
Cid FF6: What do you mean no booze?!
Yuffie: Do you have any idea how much that would cost? Think about it. There's two teams of three and no one's gonna give in during the first mug. We gotta improvise.
Cid FF6: But then what's the point of having one!?
Cid FF10: Well, ya could always drink my famous Al Bhed fish stew. It's liquidfied so it's drinkable.
Rikku: Remember the last time you made your stew?
2 weeks earlier:
Rin: Cid! Cid!
Cid FF10: What, what is it?
Rin: I went to get my chicken soup, but it was replaced by this foul smelling stuff!
Cid FF10: ::recognizing the stew:: Hey, you don't need to worry. That stuff's edible, and good too!
Rin: If you say so.
Ten minutes later:
Rin: Cid?
Cid FF10: Yes Rin?
Rin: Do you have a copy of today's paper, I'll be in the bathroom for awhile.
Present:
Cid FF10: ::sigh:: He was in there for 2 hours....
Yuffie: We'll have to use water.
Cid FF7: #$%^! Water? How can we use that? It's not that filling. You piss it out and keep going!
Yuffie: You don't pee it out! You hold in until you can take no more. And the person cannot claim victory unless they drink as much as the person who gave up! I'm a genius!
Cid FF5: I'll get the water!
Yuffie: I have to come to make sure you don't do anything illegal.
Cid FF5: Riight. Sure you do. You can admit you just wanna be around the man in lab coat.
Cid FF8: Mention the stupid coat again and I'll use it as dish rag.
Yuffie: You know what, I'll get the water myself.
Cid FF4: So, this ninja chick travelled with you?
Cid FF7: Yeah, she was a pain at some times, but a damn good fighter. ::Yuffie comes back with a tub of water:: And did I mention her lightning reflexes?
Yuffie: Ok, now to draw who's drinking against who. ::picks out paper:: It's the regent against ::pulls out another:: Oh great, it's lab coat boy.
Cid FF5: Who's that?
Cid FF8: It's....you know what, I'm not even gonna say it.
Yuffie: Now we have ::pulls out paper:: Hmm, can't make out the last name here.
Cid FF4: That's me....something bit my arm when I was writing (and my handwriting's horrible).
Yuffie: You're against the headmaster. That means the other two are paired up. You may begin when I throw this ninja star at the tree ::throws star::
Cid FF10: And they're off! Cid FF6 is downing that water quickly, but Highwind isn't slacking either! Cid FF5....spilled his first cup, but he's pouring a fresh one right now! Cid FF4 finishes his first glass!
Rikku: Yht drao'na uvv! Let VV6 ec tufhehk dryd fydan xielgmo, pid Rekrfeht ech'd cmylgehk aedran! Let VV5....cbemmat rec vencd lib, pid ra'c buinehk y vnacr uha nekrd huf! Let VV4 vehecrac rec vencd kmycc!
Cid FF10: Whoa Rikku, look at the crowd! ::the four moogles hold up a "GO CID!" sign::
Rikku: Which one is it for?
Cid FF10: Uh....me?
Cid FF6: You're going down, Highwind!
Cid FF7: Heh, I'm almost finished with my first pitcher. And you look a little flooded, old man!
Cid FF9: I....can't believe it.
Cid FF5: ::drinking glasses of water rapidly::
Cid FF9: I can't....do it anymore! ::gives in::
Cid FF10: And the regent has forfitted! That gives Cid FF6 and 8 the chance to win this in a best out of three battle!
Rikku: Yht dra nakahd ryc vunveddat! Dryd kejac Let VV6 yht 8 dra lryhla du feh drec eh y pacd uid uv drnaa pyddma!
Cid FF6: Looking a little weak there....giving up would feel pretty good....yeah, it'd feel really good! ::sigh:: I give up.
Cid FF10: Cid FF6 has gone down! It's all up to the last competetors!
Rikku: Let VV6 ryc kuha tufh! Ed'c ymm ib du dra mycd lusbadadunc!
Cid FF7: You better not lose this, old man. I took a lotta water for this thing!
Cid FF4: I....I....
Cid FF8: ::gulp:: Pitcher one, down. Heh, and they all laughed when I drank water all time instead of all those punches and sodas! Who's the loser now? ::wets pants:: Oh hell....
Yuffie: Ewww....well, all you need to do now is drink the entire pitcher to win.
Cid FF4: I....can't take another damn glass!
Cid FF7: You %^$@$ idiot! This is an easy win!
Yuffie: Winner by....not the most honorable way....Headmaster Cid!
Cid FF10: The Headmaster's group wins!
Rikku: Dra Raytsycdan'c knuib fehc! ::moogle from audience walks in::
Moogle: Let me just say....that was the most pathetic competetion I've ever seen. That's not how drinking contests work!
Yuffie: We we desperate....
Author's note: Thanks to all you who have endured reading this thing and for giving me some ideas that would spice things up.
After receiving both an announcer and referee, the two teams are ready for the Drinking Contest. However, things aren't exactly as expected.
Cid FF6: What do you mean no booze?!
Yuffie: Do you have any idea how much that would cost? Think about it. There's two teams of three and no one's gonna give in during the first mug. We gotta improvise.
Cid FF6: But then what's the point of having one!?
Cid FF10: Well, ya could always drink my famous Al Bhed fish stew. It's liquidfied so it's drinkable.
Rikku: Remember the last time you made your stew?
2 weeks earlier:
Rin: Cid! Cid!
Cid FF10: What, what is it?
Rin: I went to get my chicken soup, but it was replaced by this foul smelling stuff!
Cid FF10: ::recognizing the stew:: Hey, you don't need to worry. That stuff's edible, and good too!
Rin: If you say so.
Ten minutes later:
Rin: Cid?
Cid FF10: Yes Rin?
Rin: Do you have a copy of today's paper, I'll be in the bathroom for awhile.
Present:
Cid FF10: ::sigh:: He was in there for 2 hours....
Yuffie: We'll have to use water.
Cid FF7: #$%^! Water? How can we use that? It's not that filling. You piss it out and keep going!
Yuffie: You don't pee it out! You hold in until you can take no more. And the person cannot claim victory unless they drink as much as the person who gave up! I'm a genius!
Cid FF5: I'll get the water!
Yuffie: I have to come to make sure you don't do anything illegal.
Cid FF5: Riight. Sure you do. You can admit you just wanna be around the man in lab coat.
Cid FF8: Mention the stupid coat again and I'll use it as dish rag.
Yuffie: You know what, I'll get the water myself.
Cid FF4: So, this ninja chick travelled with you?
Cid FF7: Yeah, she was a pain at some times, but a damn good fighter. ::Yuffie comes back with a tub of water:: And did I mention her lightning reflexes?
Yuffie: Ok, now to draw who's drinking against who. ::picks out paper:: It's the regent against ::pulls out another:: Oh great, it's lab coat boy.
Cid FF5: Who's that?
Cid FF8: It's....you know what, I'm not even gonna say it.
Yuffie: Now we have ::pulls out paper:: Hmm, can't make out the last name here.
Cid FF4: That's me....something bit my arm when I was writing (and my handwriting's horrible).
Yuffie: You're against the headmaster. That means the other two are paired up. You may begin when I throw this ninja star at the tree ::throws star::
Cid FF10: And they're off! Cid FF6 is downing that water quickly, but Highwind isn't slacking either! Cid FF5....spilled his first cup, but he's pouring a fresh one right now! Cid FF4 finishes his first glass!
Rikku: Yht drao'na uvv! Let VV6 ec tufhehk dryd fydan xielgmo, pid Rekrfeht ech'd cmylgehk aedran! Let VV5....cbemmat rec vencd lib, pid ra'c buinehk y vnacr uha nekrd huf! Let VV4 vehecrac rec vencd kmycc!
Cid FF10: Whoa Rikku, look at the crowd! ::the four moogles hold up a "GO CID!" sign::
Rikku: Which one is it for?
Cid FF10: Uh....me?
Cid FF6: You're going down, Highwind!
Cid FF7: Heh, I'm almost finished with my first pitcher. And you look a little flooded, old man!
Cid FF9: I....can't believe it.
Cid FF5: ::drinking glasses of water rapidly::
Cid FF9: I can't....do it anymore! ::gives in::
Cid FF10: And the regent has forfitted! That gives Cid FF6 and 8 the chance to win this in a best out of three battle!
Rikku: Yht dra nakahd ryc vunveddat! Dryd kejac Let VV6 yht 8 dra lryhla du feh drec eh y pacd uid uv drnaa pyddma!
Cid FF6: Looking a little weak there....giving up would feel pretty good....yeah, it'd feel really good! ::sigh:: I give up.
Cid FF10: Cid FF6 has gone down! It's all up to the last competetors!
Rikku: Let VV6 ryc kuha tufh! Ed'c ymm ib du dra mycd lusbadadunc!
Cid FF7: You better not lose this, old man. I took a lotta water for this thing!
Cid FF4: I....I....
Cid FF8: ::gulp:: Pitcher one, down. Heh, and they all laughed when I drank water all time instead of all those punches and sodas! Who's the loser now? ::wets pants:: Oh hell....
Yuffie: Ewww....well, all you need to do now is drink the entire pitcher to win.
Cid FF4: I....can't take another damn glass!
Cid FF7: You %^$@$ idiot! This is an easy win!
Yuffie: Winner by....not the most honorable way....Headmaster Cid!
Cid FF10: The Headmaster's group wins!
Rikku: Dra Raytsycdan'c knuib fehc! ::moogle from audience walks in::
Moogle: Let me just say....that was the most pathetic competetion I've ever seen. That's not how drinking contests work!
Yuffie: We we desperate....