Note From Author: Hey everyone, this is a collection of short sort of dumb plotted fics that are so short I won't release them by themselves. Without further ado, our first collection is a moment in the Brotherhood house, the song is inspired from the Simpsons, it is sort of to a tune as well (also in the episode)
(Lance, and Pietro are in the Brotherhood house.)
Lance: I am so nervous, my first date with Kitty!
Pietro: relax Lance.
Lance: I can't relax! We are going to the movies! I always get in fights with the ushers!
*Weird music plays*
Pietro: Now what you gotta do
If you want a kiss
Is act reeeeal smoooooth
And make your move like this
*Yawns and puts his arm around Lance*
Lance: Oh I see.
So If I take your advice
And make your patented move
Then my chances for love
May slightly improve
*Lance copies Pietro's move*
Pietro: Now what's that rule?
Lance: play it coooool
*Todd is hanging above them on a light with a video camera.*
Todd: Real smooth!
*hops out laughing. Lance stares blankly for a minute and turns to Pietro looking vengefully.*
Pietro: I fail to see how this is my- *runs off with Lance chasing him*