A/N: By the way, in the song they talk about being pinned, that just means basically that they're going out.

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Scene 2

(Setting: different houses of different people of Hogwarts. [A/N: I know telephones are a muggle thing, but let's just pretend they all use them, ok?])

(song)
SUSAN BONES: Hi, Hannah!

HANNAH ABBOTT: Hi, Susan!

SUSAN: What's the story, morning glory?

HANNAH: What's the tale, nightngale?

SUSAN: Tell me quick about Harry and Ginny!

ALICIA SPINNET: Hi, Katie!

KATIE BELL: Hi, Alicia!
What's the story, morning glory?

ALICIA: What's the word, humming bird?

KATIE: Have you heard about Harry and Ginny?

ALL 4 GIRLS: Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on
Or was he too shy?
Well I heard they got pinned

GUYS: Yeah, yeah

GIRLS: I was hoping they would
GUYS: Uh-huh

GIRLS: Now they're living at last

GUYS: He's gone

GIRLS: Going steady for good!

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM: Hello Mr. Clearwater, this is Neville Longbottom, can I speak to Penelope Ann?

PENELOPE: Is it true about Ginny?

NEVILLE (spoken): Penelope!

PENELOPE: I just knew it some how!

NEVILLE: About the ball...

PENELOPE: I must call her right up

NEVILLE: Saturday?

PENELOPE: I can't talk to you now!

GIRLS: Going steady

GUYS: You know it, man

GIRLS: Going steady

GUYS: It's crazy, man

GIRLS: Going steady

GUYS: You know it!

PANSY PARKINSON: It won't last!

MILLICENT BULSTRODE: Not at all!

PANSY: He's too thin!

MILLICENT: She's too tall!

NEVILLE: Hello Mrs. Brown, this is Neville Longbottom, can I speak to Lavender please?

GUYS: Hi ya Harry! Hi ya stupid!
What'd you wanna go get pinned for!

GIRLS: Well I heard they got pinned!

GUYS: Hey, ya meathead

GIRLS: I was hoping they would

GUYS: Lost your marbles?

GIRLS: Now they're living at last

GUYS: Are you nutty?

GIRLS: Going steady for-

NEVILLE: Hello Mrs. Patil, is Parvati home from school yet?

SOME GIRLS: Well I heard they got pinned!

OTHER GIRLS: Going steady!

SOME GIRLS: I was hoping they would!

OTHER GIRLS: Going steady!

SOME GIRLS: Now they're living at last!

ALL GIRLS: Going steady for good!

GUYS: If you gotta go that's the way to go!
When they got you hooked
Then you're really cooked
Whacha gonna do, whacha gonna do?

(each girl goes to her boyfriend/ crush and starts "harassing" him about being pinned)

GIRLS: Well I heard they got pinned!

GUYS: Oh, man!

GIRLS: I was hoping they would!

GUYS: Oh, man!

GIRLS: Now they're living at last

GUYS: Oh......

GIRLS: Going steady for good!
Going steady, going steady, going steady
Steady for good!
Going steady, going steady, going steady
Steady for good!
He's in love with Gin, Gin's in love with him!

GUYS: Going steady, going steady, going steady
Steady for good!
Going steady, going steady, going steady,
Steady for good!
GIRLS (at the same time as the guy's part, above): Well, well, do tell
Well, well do tell

GIRLS: That's the way it should be

GUYS: Oh yeah

GIRLS: They'll be happy I know

GUYS: Oh yeah

GIRLS: Going steady's for me

GUYS: Oh yeah

GIRLS: That's the way it should go

GUYS: Going steady

GIRLS: Going steady

GUYS: Going steady

GIRLS: Going steady

GUYS: Going steady

ALL: Steady for good!

GIRLS: Going steady

GUYS: Going steady

GIRLS: Going steady

GUYS: Going steady

GIRLS: Going steady

ALL: Oh, yeah!

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A/N: That's a pretty long song! But I like it. In fact, I'm doing it in a show now and it's so much fun! Anyway, here's a disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter & Co. They belong to JK Rowling. Also, Bye Bye Birdie belongs to the show's writers or producers or whatever.