Hello all! Draconsis here, crazy person who normally stays in the Fushigi Yuugi section of the website. But I'll try my hand at a Yami no Matsuei, and we'll see what happens…
All reviews, flames, completely random notes done for the fun of typing and pressing buttons are accepted. Have fun!
DISCLAIMER: Now, if I owned Yami no Matsuei, this would have actually happened in a manga book that you would have to pay for. However, I am not the great Matsushita Yoko-sama, so you get to read the fic for free. BE HAPPY!
-=[Banana Split]=-
Chapter One
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Draconsis (Crazy fanfiction authoress)
Sansele (See above)
MelC (Poor friend of both above dragged into this.)
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(…) Descriptions
[…] Side notes
*…* Actions
It's a normal day in Meifu...as normal as any day can get.
Tsuzuki: (Kami-sama knows how many pastries there are in front of him) Banana layered cake, banana fritters, banana milkshake, banana meringue pie, and banana cream cake...WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! *Tucks in*
Hisoka: (trying very hard not to go over and beat Tsuzuki's brains [Hisoka: What brains?] out) He's gone banana's over bananas...
Tatsumi: *walks in* Has anyone seen-
Tatsumi is simultaneously knocked over by three crazy, hentai, hyperactive fourteen-year-old god knows whats.
Draconsis: TATSUMI-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN~~~~~~!
Sansele: TSUMI-CHAN! TSUMI-CHAN! TSUMI-CHAN!
Draconsis and Sansele promptly glomp a very annoyed Tatsumi.
MelC: YO! *Slaps his back*
And Tatsumi goes flyingggggggggg......
Tsuzuki: *starts laughing*
Sansele: *one hand on cheek* Mou, MelC-chan, be careful! We need him alive!
Draconsis: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Points at Tsuzuki & Hisoka*
And all three of them prepare to glomp their fave Shikigami...
Tatsumi: *scary black flames around him* Thats. *Cracks knuckles* Enough.
All Three: *move away from him* Haiiiii.
Konoe: (Gone into shock) What are THEY doing here?!
Tatsumi: Kacho, as you know, this year it is EnMaCho's turn to organize the annual JuOhCho's company dinner.
Tsuzuki: Dinnerrrrrrrrrrrr...*starry eyes*
Hisoka: Incurable.
Tatsumi: *Death glare*
Tsuzuki, Hisoka: *Shut up*
Tatsumi: Due to the fact that Watari-
And on cue, a loud BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM comes from the laboratory section of the building.
All: *Sweatdrop*
Tatsumi: As I was saying, Watari-kun is currently tied up doing certain...experiments, and I am busy redoing our estimate of certain damages...*Death glare at Tsuzuki*
Tsuzuki: *Turns into a dog and goes off to hide in a corner*
Tatsumi: Plus, we wouldn't dream of imposing this task onto our Kacho [sarcasm will get you anywhere]...
Konoe: *Nod nod*
Tsuzuki: Ne, what about Hisoka and me?
Hisoka: You think he'll leave it to you?
Tsuzuki: Why not?
Tatsumi: This is the reason why. *Dumps previous damage report onto Tsuzuki's desk. [Thickness: roughly a foot]*
Tsuzuki: Ehehhehehhehe...
Hisoka: *Rolls eyes*
Tatsumi: Plus, Kurosaki-kun will need to keep both eyes on Tsuzuki to make sure that he does not cause further damage...
Tsuzuki: *Turns into a dog and hides under desk*
Tatsumi: And the other Shinigami are all currently on cases. Therefore, I had to hire these three to do the job. *Vein pop*
Konoe: Won't this add to our budget?
Tatsumi: Well, no actually. They're doing it for free...
Draconsis: *Busy taking photos of Hisoka*
Hisoka: *Inches away* *Gives Draconsis a weird look*
Arrow pointing to Draconsis: Hisoka Fangirl
Tatsumi: Provided they're allowed access to everywhere, and can do anything to anybody, provided it does not leave grievous lasting physical or emotional scars.
All three: *Innocent look*
Konoe: But you had to pick them.
Tatsumi: A certain Muraki Kazutaka also offered to do it for Tsuzuki's body...
Tsuzuki: *Face crumples*
Tatsumi: But it would distract Tsuzuki from all the paperwork he needs to do...*Death glare*
Tsuzuki: Ehehhehe...*Picks up pen*
Tatsumi: So they were the best option.
Konoe: But the worst choice.
Tatsumi: Sadly, yes.
Hisoka: *Is squished up into a corner where Draconsis is still taking pictures*
Arrow pointing to Draconsis: Major Hisoka Fangirl
Draconsis: *Crazy, hentai smile* Ne, Hisoka, could you smile a bit? Pleaseeeeeeee...
Hisoka: *Contemplating whether he should run for it, ask for help, or just blast her to smithereens*
Sansele and MelC meanwhile, are going through Tatsumi's desk...
Sansele: One packet of mentos mints.
MelC: Check. *Takes photo of said object*
Tatsumi: What. Are. You. Two. Doing.
Sansele: Gathering information about you to sell on the otaku black market for millions and millions of dollars!!!! *Crazy laugh*
Tatsumi: *Scary black flames erupt from behind him*
MelC: Er, you get a percentage of the profits though.
Tatsumi: Oh. *Raises eyebrow* How much?
MelC: Say, 25%?
Tatsumi: Okay. What about that? *Points to Draconsis and Hisoka*
Draconsis: *Continues snapping away* 30%!
Tatsumi: *Holds out hand* Nice to do business with all of you. *Shakes hands with Draconsis, Sansele and MelC*
Hisoka: *stricken look*
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