Scene Five
(In Ginny McAfee's hometown. A large group of people are gathered around, welcoming Draco Malfoy.)
LAVENDER: We welcome you, Draco Malfoy, to our fair city. And now, to lead the Draco Malfoy pledge, is the one you have chosen to bestow your final kiss upon- Ginny McAfee!
(Ginny steps forward.)
GINNY & GIRLS: I, Ginny McAfee, being of sound mind and body, do hereby promise to be loyal, courteous, steadfast and true to Draco Malfoy and the United States of America, with liberty and justice for all!
(Girls scream and everyone exits, except for Ginny, Harry, Alicia, and Parvati. Harry tries to approach Ginny, but is stopped by her friends, Alicia and Parvati.)
HARRY: I have to talk to Ginny.
PARVATI: Harry Potter, what's so important that you have to talk to her right now?
HARRY: What's so important is that two days ago I give her my pin, and now she goes around kissing some other guy, that's what's so important!
ALICIA: Why, Harry, it sounds as though you're actually jealous.
HARRY: You're wrong. I'm not jealous. I'm the opposite of jealous. I'm very jealous!
GINNY: Why, Harry, there's no need to be jealous. Draco Malfoy is just a fling. But you're my steady. And a steady is forever.
(song)
One boy, one special boy
One boy to go with, to talk with, and walk with
GINNY, ALICIA, & PARVATI: One boy, that's the way it should be
That's the way it should be
GINNY: One boy
GIRLS: One certain boy,
One boy to laugh with, to joke with, have coke with
One boy not two or three
GINNY: One day you'll find out
This is what life is all about
You need someone who is living just for you
HARRY (spoken): Oh, thank you, Ginny! All thoughts of a nosebleed have utterly vanished.
GINNY: See, Draco Malfoy doesn't make me feel dizzy and weak when I think about him. Only my steady does that. Why, even when I say his name nothing happens. See? Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy!
(Ginny faints, but is caught by Alicia and Parvati. She comes back up and starts singing to Harry again.)
GIRLS (sung): One boy
One steady boy
One boy to be with forever and ever
One boy, that's the way it should be
That's the way it should be
That's the way it should be
(Hermione has come on stage. Ginny, Alicia, and Parvati exit, but Harry stays on.)
HARRY: Oh, isn't it wonderful, Miss Granger? That's Ginny, she's my steady!
(Harry goes running off.)
HERMIONE (sung):
When will he find out
This is what life is about
Will he ever see
I need him, and he needs me.
One guy, one special guy
One guy to be with forever and ever
One guy, that's the way it should be.
That's the way it should be.
(the lights go out, and come up again in the center of town, where a large group of people are gathered around the minister of magic, and Draco Malfoy.)
CORNELIUS FUDGE: It is with great pride and prejuice, as well as the usual pomp and circumstance, that I welcome you to our city. I will now present a key to the city, so generously donated by the men at our brass works, to you, Draco Malfoy-
LAVENDER (screaming): Ahhh! He said it! He said the name!
FUDGE: What happened? All I said was Draco Malfoy-
PADMA PATIL (screaming): Ahh! He said it again! Ahhh!
FUDGE: Will you girls please stop screaming? Otherwise I won't be able to finish my speech!
LAVENDER: Oh, who cares about your speech! We want to hear from Draco.
(goes over to Draco)
Speak to us, oh beautiful one. Tell us how you make that glorious sound, that even now, in anticipation, has reduced me, to a raging, panting, snarling, jungle beast! Ahhh!
DRACO (sung):
You gotta be sincere
(Fudge's wife faints)
FUDGE: Edna! What's the matter?
DRACO (sung):
You gotta be sincere
FUDGE: Mr. Malfoy, what are you doing?
DRACO: You gotta feel it here
Cause if you feel it here
Well then you gotta be honestly sincere
(Girls scream)
DRACO: If what you feel is true
Really feel it you
Make them feel it too
Right this down now you
Gotta be sincere
Honestly sincere
Man, you gotta be sincere
(Girls scream)
DRACO: If you're really sincere
If you're really sincere
If you feel it in here
Then it's gotta be right!
Oh baby!
(screams)
DRACO: Oh honey!
(screams)
DRACO: Hug me!
(screams)
DRACO: Suffer!
(screams)
DRACO: In everything I do
My sincerity shows through
I look you in the eye Don't even have to try
It's atomatic I'm sincere
When I sing about a tree
I really feel that tree
When I sing about a girl
I really feel that girl
I mean I really feel sincere!
(screams)
DRACO: If you're really sincere
If you're really sincere
If you feel it in here
Then it's gotta be right
Oh baby!
(screams [A/N: I think you get the screams, ok? So I'm not writing 'screams' anymore!])
DRACO: Oh honey!
Hug me!
Suffer!
You gotta be sincere
Oh, oh
You gotta feel it here
Oh baby, oh my baby,
Oh yeah!
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Well you gonna be sincere,
well you gonna be sincere
(The girls start fainting)
Well you gonna be sincere
Well you gonna be sincere
Well you gonna be sincere
Well you gonna be sincere
Oh, my baby, oh yeah!
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Well you gonna be sincere
Well you gonna be sincere
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(At this point, everyone has fainted. Draco looks around, surveys his damage, then heads over to Fudge and takes the key from him. The lights go out.)
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A/N: Thanks to everyone who reviewed! And Invader Tak asked me what part I played, so I'll tell you. I'm Helen, one of Kim's friends. Part of the "posse", we call ourselves. Anyway, in this story Helen's part is the same as Susan Bones'. If anyone has done this play before, please review and tell me! I'm curious to know!
(In Ginny McAfee's hometown. A large group of people are gathered around, welcoming Draco Malfoy.)
LAVENDER: We welcome you, Draco Malfoy, to our fair city. And now, to lead the Draco Malfoy pledge, is the one you have chosen to bestow your final kiss upon- Ginny McAfee!
(Ginny steps forward.)
GINNY & GIRLS: I, Ginny McAfee, being of sound mind and body, do hereby promise to be loyal, courteous, steadfast and true to Draco Malfoy and the United States of America, with liberty and justice for all!
(Girls scream and everyone exits, except for Ginny, Harry, Alicia, and Parvati. Harry tries to approach Ginny, but is stopped by her friends, Alicia and Parvati.)
HARRY: I have to talk to Ginny.
PARVATI: Harry Potter, what's so important that you have to talk to her right now?
HARRY: What's so important is that two days ago I give her my pin, and now she goes around kissing some other guy, that's what's so important!
ALICIA: Why, Harry, it sounds as though you're actually jealous.
HARRY: You're wrong. I'm not jealous. I'm the opposite of jealous. I'm very jealous!
GINNY: Why, Harry, there's no need to be jealous. Draco Malfoy is just a fling. But you're my steady. And a steady is forever.
(song)
One boy, one special boy
One boy to go with, to talk with, and walk with
GINNY, ALICIA, & PARVATI: One boy, that's the way it should be
That's the way it should be
GINNY: One boy
GIRLS: One certain boy,
One boy to laugh with, to joke with, have coke with
One boy not two or three
GINNY: One day you'll find out
This is what life is all about
You need someone who is living just for you
HARRY (spoken): Oh, thank you, Ginny! All thoughts of a nosebleed have utterly vanished.
GINNY: See, Draco Malfoy doesn't make me feel dizzy and weak when I think about him. Only my steady does that. Why, even when I say his name nothing happens. See? Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy!
(Ginny faints, but is caught by Alicia and Parvati. She comes back up and starts singing to Harry again.)
GIRLS (sung): One boy
One steady boy
One boy to be with forever and ever
One boy, that's the way it should be
That's the way it should be
That's the way it should be
(Hermione has come on stage. Ginny, Alicia, and Parvati exit, but Harry stays on.)
HARRY: Oh, isn't it wonderful, Miss Granger? That's Ginny, she's my steady!
(Harry goes running off.)
HERMIONE (sung):
When will he find out
This is what life is about
Will he ever see
I need him, and he needs me.
One guy, one special guy
One guy to be with forever and ever
One guy, that's the way it should be.
That's the way it should be.
(the lights go out, and come up again in the center of town, where a large group of people are gathered around the minister of magic, and Draco Malfoy.)
CORNELIUS FUDGE: It is with great pride and prejuice, as well as the usual pomp and circumstance, that I welcome you to our city. I will now present a key to the city, so generously donated by the men at our brass works, to you, Draco Malfoy-
LAVENDER (screaming): Ahhh! He said it! He said the name!
FUDGE: What happened? All I said was Draco Malfoy-
PADMA PATIL (screaming): Ahh! He said it again! Ahhh!
FUDGE: Will you girls please stop screaming? Otherwise I won't be able to finish my speech!
LAVENDER: Oh, who cares about your speech! We want to hear from Draco.
(goes over to Draco)
Speak to us, oh beautiful one. Tell us how you make that glorious sound, that even now, in anticipation, has reduced me, to a raging, panting, snarling, jungle beast! Ahhh!
DRACO (sung):
You gotta be sincere
(Fudge's wife faints)
FUDGE: Edna! What's the matter?
DRACO (sung):
You gotta be sincere
FUDGE: Mr. Malfoy, what are you doing?
DRACO: You gotta feel it here
Cause if you feel it here
Well then you gotta be honestly sincere
(Girls scream)
DRACO: If what you feel is true
Really feel it you
Make them feel it too
Right this down now you
Gotta be sincere
Honestly sincere
Man, you gotta be sincere
(Girls scream)
DRACO: If you're really sincere
If you're really sincere
If you feel it in here
Then it's gotta be right!
Oh baby!
(screams)
DRACO: Oh honey!
(screams)
DRACO: Hug me!
(screams)
DRACO: Suffer!
(screams)
DRACO: In everything I do
My sincerity shows through
I look you in the eye Don't even have to try
It's atomatic I'm sincere
When I sing about a tree
I really feel that tree
When I sing about a girl
I really feel that girl
I mean I really feel sincere!
(screams)
DRACO: If you're really sincere
If you're really sincere
If you feel it in here
Then it's gotta be right
Oh baby!
(screams [A/N: I think you get the screams, ok? So I'm not writing 'screams' anymore!])
DRACO: Oh honey!
Hug me!
Suffer!
You gotta be sincere
Oh, oh
You gotta feel it here
Oh baby, oh my baby,
Oh yeah!
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Well you gonna be sincere,
well you gonna be sincere
(The girls start fainting)
Well you gonna be sincere
Well you gonna be sincere
Well you gonna be sincere
Well you gonna be sincere
Oh, my baby, oh yeah!
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Well you gonna be sincere
Well you gonna be sincere
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Oh my baby, oh yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(At this point, everyone has fainted. Draco looks around, surveys his damage, then heads over to Fudge and takes the key from him. The lights go out.)
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A/N: Thanks to everyone who reviewed! And Invader Tak asked me what part I played, so I'll tell you. I'm Helen, one of Kim's friends. Part of the "posse", we call ourselves. Anyway, in this story Helen's part is the same as Susan Bones'. If anyone has done this play before, please review and tell me! I'm curious to know!