Scene Six
(Lavender and a small group of girls, including Parvati, Susan, Hannah, Alicia, Katie, and Penelope. They are very tired looking, and their singing is lazy and slow.)
GIRLS (sung): We love you Draco
Oh yes we do
We love you Draco,
And we'll be true.
KATIE: I'm tired, Lavender.
PARVATI: We've been here all night.
SUSAN: I wanna phone home.
PENELOPE: I want my blue blanket.
ALICIA: I'm hungry. Feed me!
HANNAH: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
LAVENDER: We promised to sing the Malfoy song 10,000 times. We've only done it 5,257 times. So sing!
GIRLS: We love you Draco,
oh yes we do.
We love you Draco...
(The girls begin to fade off as they fall asleep. It is early morning, and Mr. McAfee is in his kitchen, eating breakfast. Ginny comes in)
GINNY: Daddy, we have to clean up this mess. Draco's going to come down to breakfast!
MR. MCAFEE: This mess happens to be my breakfast. And I'm not leaving until I've read The Daily Prophet, smoked a cigarette, had a cup of coffee, and had my two scrambled eggs!
MRS. MCAFEE: Now, I'm sure we could start clearing away a few of these things. Ginny's so excited, she's prepared a big breakfast for Draco.
(Randolf, the little brother, comes in)
RANDOLF: Here's The Daily Prophet, Dad. I hope you don't mind, I cut out a few articles about Draco.
(Mr. McAfee opens the paper, and it's all cut up, it's unreadable. Mrs. McAfee finishes clearing the table, and takes away his food before he's finished.)
MR. MCAFEE: Where's my coffee?
MRS. MCAFEE: I'm sorry, we're all out of coffee, dear. How about a nice, warm 7-up?
MR. MCAFEE: That's it. The votes are in, and access has been denied. I gave up my bed to a guest that repeatedly referred to me as, "fats", and I slept on a cot with my feet hanging off the edge. And outside my window, three-
(He goes to the window, and sees there's more than three girls there now. He counts and realizes there's seven.)
MR. MCAFEE: Seven- they're multiplying, Doris! Seven girls outside my window, skrieking, "We love you Draco, oh yes we do", 4,723 times.
(He gets out his wand and aims it at the girls outside, but his wife grabs his arm first.)
MRS. MCAFEE: Please, no violence. Besides, they're asleep now, they'll do no harm.
MR. MCAFEE: And now, you offer me a warm 7-Up. I can't take it anymore!
(He goes to the side of the stage. Randolf looks off stage for Draco.)
RANDOLF: He's coming, he's coming!
GINNY: I'll get the breakfast, you wake the girls, mother!
(Mrs. McAfee leans out the window and talks to the girls.)
MRS. MCAFEE: Girls, he's coming! Get up if you want to see him eat breakfast!
(The girls scramble up and peer through the window. Lavender's mom, Mrs. Brown, comes as well.)
MRS. BROWN: I hope you don't mind, Doris, but I had to come too. I'll just stand quietly back here.
(Draco comes in. He grabs a 7-Up, chugs it, and belches loudly. Turns to Mrs. McAfee.)
DRACO: Call me for lunch.
(He starts to leave, but passes Mr. McAfee on the way out. He pats him on the stomach.)
DRACO: Hiya, Fats.
(Draco exits.)
MR. MCAFEE: Doris, that boy... I can't stand to have him in this house!
GINNY: Please, not in front of everyone, Daddy!
MRS. BROWN: Lavender, we'd better go.
(The girls and Mrs. Brown exit.)
MR. MCAFEE: I get no respect around here. Not from anyone. And, if one more time, I am referred to as 'Fats', I will-
(He is cut off by Ron, who comes in.)
RON: I just got off the line with some producers in America. You are aware of a show called, "The Ed Sullivan Show"? Though it's watched by muggles, Ed Sullivan is actually a wizard, and he's coming here to film a magical version of his show, and you are all going to be on it! With Draco, of course. I'm sure you probably watch it anyway, I'm aware that many wizards watch this show, and I've heard this family is big on muggle things.
MR. MCAFEE: We're going to be on The Sullivan Show? The Ed Sullivan, Sullivan Show? He's my favorite human.
(song)
Me, on the Ed Sullivan show?
Ed Sullivan
Me, Henry McAfee, appearing with
Ed Sullivan
MR. & MRS. MCAFEE: Ed- Ed Sullivan
MR. MCAFEE, MRS. MCAFEE, KIM: Ed- Ed Sullivan
RANDOLF: Ed Sullivan, Ed Sullivan
MR. MCAFEE, MRS. MCAFEE, KIM, RANDOLF: Ed, Ed, Sul, Sul
Ed Sullivan
Ed Sullivan
We're gonna be on Ed Sullivan
MRS. MCAFEE, KIM: How could any family be
Half as fortunate as we?
ALL FOUR: We'll be coast to coast, with our favorite host
Ed Sullivan
(The whole cast comes on stage to join in the song)
ALL: Ed Sullivan
Ed Sullivan They're gonna be on
Ed Sullivan
(The cast continues to "Ahhh" in the background, and Mr. McAfee speaks up front)
MR. MCAFEE: I've got a wonderful wife, two swell kids, a good job, and now, this!
ALL: Someday we'll recall
The greatest day of all
MR. MCAFEE: Ed, I love you!
ALL: Ed Sullivan!
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A/N: I'm desperately trying to make this more "magical", as was the suggestion of Fawkes, but I couldn't help to put in Ed Sullivan, since I think it's one of the best songs in the show. Even if it wasn't exactly magical.
Also, Invader Tak pointed out that I skipped Normal American Boy. Yes, I did, because I figured that Draco was from England, so he wouldn't exactly be an "American Boy," would he? And I figured it wasn't vital to the plot, so I skipped it.
The lines the girls say at the beginning were added into my show by my director. You may have noticed that (besides the first two, which are already in the script) each of those lines is from another show or movie. So I'll put a disclaimer in for those lines.
I wanna phone home- E.T.
I want my blue blanket- Charlie Brown
I'm hungry. Feed me!- Little Shop Of Horrors
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!- Annie (for some reason, ever since I did Annie with this director, he adds an 'oh my goodness' line into every show he's directed!)
(Lavender and a small group of girls, including Parvati, Susan, Hannah, Alicia, Katie, and Penelope. They are very tired looking, and their singing is lazy and slow.)
GIRLS (sung): We love you Draco
Oh yes we do
We love you Draco,
And we'll be true.
KATIE: I'm tired, Lavender.
PARVATI: We've been here all night.
SUSAN: I wanna phone home.
PENELOPE: I want my blue blanket.
ALICIA: I'm hungry. Feed me!
HANNAH: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
LAVENDER: We promised to sing the Malfoy song 10,000 times. We've only done it 5,257 times. So sing!
GIRLS: We love you Draco,
oh yes we do.
We love you Draco...
(The girls begin to fade off as they fall asleep. It is early morning, and Mr. McAfee is in his kitchen, eating breakfast. Ginny comes in)
GINNY: Daddy, we have to clean up this mess. Draco's going to come down to breakfast!
MR. MCAFEE: This mess happens to be my breakfast. And I'm not leaving until I've read The Daily Prophet, smoked a cigarette, had a cup of coffee, and had my two scrambled eggs!
MRS. MCAFEE: Now, I'm sure we could start clearing away a few of these things. Ginny's so excited, she's prepared a big breakfast for Draco.
(Randolf, the little brother, comes in)
RANDOLF: Here's The Daily Prophet, Dad. I hope you don't mind, I cut out a few articles about Draco.
(Mr. McAfee opens the paper, and it's all cut up, it's unreadable. Mrs. McAfee finishes clearing the table, and takes away his food before he's finished.)
MR. MCAFEE: Where's my coffee?
MRS. MCAFEE: I'm sorry, we're all out of coffee, dear. How about a nice, warm 7-up?
MR. MCAFEE: That's it. The votes are in, and access has been denied. I gave up my bed to a guest that repeatedly referred to me as, "fats", and I slept on a cot with my feet hanging off the edge. And outside my window, three-
(He goes to the window, and sees there's more than three girls there now. He counts and realizes there's seven.)
MR. MCAFEE: Seven- they're multiplying, Doris! Seven girls outside my window, skrieking, "We love you Draco, oh yes we do", 4,723 times.
(He gets out his wand and aims it at the girls outside, but his wife grabs his arm first.)
MRS. MCAFEE: Please, no violence. Besides, they're asleep now, they'll do no harm.
MR. MCAFEE: And now, you offer me a warm 7-Up. I can't take it anymore!
(He goes to the side of the stage. Randolf looks off stage for Draco.)
RANDOLF: He's coming, he's coming!
GINNY: I'll get the breakfast, you wake the girls, mother!
(Mrs. McAfee leans out the window and talks to the girls.)
MRS. MCAFEE: Girls, he's coming! Get up if you want to see him eat breakfast!
(The girls scramble up and peer through the window. Lavender's mom, Mrs. Brown, comes as well.)
MRS. BROWN: I hope you don't mind, Doris, but I had to come too. I'll just stand quietly back here.
(Draco comes in. He grabs a 7-Up, chugs it, and belches loudly. Turns to Mrs. McAfee.)
DRACO: Call me for lunch.
(He starts to leave, but passes Mr. McAfee on the way out. He pats him on the stomach.)
DRACO: Hiya, Fats.
(Draco exits.)
MR. MCAFEE: Doris, that boy... I can't stand to have him in this house!
GINNY: Please, not in front of everyone, Daddy!
MRS. BROWN: Lavender, we'd better go.
(The girls and Mrs. Brown exit.)
MR. MCAFEE: I get no respect around here. Not from anyone. And, if one more time, I am referred to as 'Fats', I will-
(He is cut off by Ron, who comes in.)
RON: I just got off the line with some producers in America. You are aware of a show called, "The Ed Sullivan Show"? Though it's watched by muggles, Ed Sullivan is actually a wizard, and he's coming here to film a magical version of his show, and you are all going to be on it! With Draco, of course. I'm sure you probably watch it anyway, I'm aware that many wizards watch this show, and I've heard this family is big on muggle things.
MR. MCAFEE: We're going to be on The Sullivan Show? The Ed Sullivan, Sullivan Show? He's my favorite human.
(song)
Me, on the Ed Sullivan show?
Ed Sullivan
Me, Henry McAfee, appearing with
Ed Sullivan
MR. & MRS. MCAFEE: Ed- Ed Sullivan
MR. MCAFEE, MRS. MCAFEE, KIM: Ed- Ed Sullivan
RANDOLF: Ed Sullivan, Ed Sullivan
MR. MCAFEE, MRS. MCAFEE, KIM, RANDOLF: Ed, Ed, Sul, Sul
Ed Sullivan
Ed Sullivan
We're gonna be on Ed Sullivan
MRS. MCAFEE, KIM: How could any family be
Half as fortunate as we?
ALL FOUR: We'll be coast to coast, with our favorite host
Ed Sullivan
(The whole cast comes on stage to join in the song)
ALL: Ed Sullivan
Ed Sullivan They're gonna be on
Ed Sullivan
(The cast continues to "Ahhh" in the background, and Mr. McAfee speaks up front)
MR. MCAFEE: I've got a wonderful wife, two swell kids, a good job, and now, this!
ALL: Someday we'll recall
The greatest day of all
MR. MCAFEE: Ed, I love you!
ALL: Ed Sullivan!
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A/N: I'm desperately trying to make this more "magical", as was the suggestion of Fawkes, but I couldn't help to put in Ed Sullivan, since I think it's one of the best songs in the show. Even if it wasn't exactly magical.
Also, Invader Tak pointed out that I skipped Normal American Boy. Yes, I did, because I figured that Draco was from England, so he wouldn't exactly be an "American Boy," would he? And I figured it wasn't vital to the plot, so I skipped it.
The lines the girls say at the beginning were added into my show by my director. You may have noticed that (besides the first two, which are already in the script) each of those lines is from another show or movie. So I'll put a disclaimer in for those lines.
I wanna phone home- E.T.
I want my blue blanket- Charlie Brown
I'm hungry. Feed me!- Little Shop Of Horrors
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!- Annie (for some reason, ever since I did Annie with this director, he adds an 'oh my goodness' line into every show he's directed!)