A/N: Well, here it is! The next chapter in the adventure of Goten and Trunks. I hope ya love it!
Disclaimer – I don't own DBZ or Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, I just rip them off because I'm not creative enough to think up my own story!
Chapter 2 – Most Hanus
We see Goten in his history class at Orange Star High School with his trusty friend Trunks sitting behind him.
Their history teacher is staring at Goten. He says in a stern voice, "I'm waiting."
Goten thinks with all his might, then says in a questioning tone, "He's dead..?"
The history teacher shifts a little. "So Goten, what you're telling me essentially is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude?"
The class laughs.
"Well yeah."
Trunks leans forward and whispers, "You're totally dead dude."
Quickly the teacher responds. "Trunks, stand up."
"Stand up?"
"Yes son, stand up."
Trunks stands in a rather dazed and confused manner.
The teacher proceeds to interrogate him as well. "Now, who was Joan of Arc?"
Trunks's mind strains. He then smiles and replies, "Noah's wife?"
The class laughs at his total and utter stupidity.
Needless to say, the teacher is not happy.
Luckily, Trunks is saved by the bell.
The teacher addresses the kids as they pack up to leave. "Listen guys, don't forget tomorrow is the big history report."
Goten and Trunks proceed to leave, but the teacher interferes.
"Hey guys."
They turn back.
He motions for them to come to the desk.
Goten suddenly takes on a formal tone. "Mr. Ryan, before you say anything my distinguished colleague Trunks and I," Goten looks up and Trunks, and Trunks looks back. Goten turns back, "wish to express to you out thanks for all the things we have learned in class." He then finishes up with an innocent smile and Trunks follows suit.
"And what, may I ask, have you learned?"
The boys shift uneasily and hesitate. Goten says, "We've…uh…we've learned that the world has a great history."
Trunks interjects, "Yes, and that thanks to great leaders such as…"Trunks reads off the board, "Genghis Kahn, Joan of Arc and Socratic method, the world is full of history."
They smile goofily at each other, then at the teacher.
Alas, he is still unmoved. "It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a salad dressing dude," he says as he looks over his glasses.
The boys again smile dumbly and nod.
The teacher is still serious. Not cool. "Goten, Trunks, this is really quite simple. You have flunked every section of this class."
They are somewhat humbled, looking down at the floor.
"Now unless you get an A+ on your final oral report tomorrow, guys, I have no choice but to flunk the both of you."
They look up, stunned, straining their necks like pigeons. They then quietly nod and leave the room.
The boys are now walking away from the school, a load of books in Trunks's arms.
"Goten, what are we supposed to know for our report."
"I'm not sure. The one think I know is that Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife."
"Well then, who is Noah's wife?"
"I don't know Trunks. But I do know we're in serious trouble. Listen to this." Goten reads off of the assignment sheet, "Express to your class how a historical figure from each of your time periods would view the world of Cikyuu as it is today." Goten looks up and stops as he comes to a serious realization. "We are in danger of flunking most hanusly tomorrow Trunks."
A/N: Well, what'd cha think, what'd cha think? I'm so proud cause I've gotten two chapters done so far TODAY! Of course, at the rate I'm going, there's like 20 more left, lol. Well keep checkin' in for updates cause they're comin' real soon!