Wizards, Balrog, and Frodo
Disclaimer – I don't own LotR, but I would like to own the hobbits… and Gandalf's Hat & Wizard Staff of DOOM!!!
All must review yes yes review! PLEASE, must... have… reviews, If you don't review I shall turn you into something… unnatural. Flames will be used to cook taters. So flame go on I dare yah.
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1 Gandalf
(While in Bag End)
Damn small houses. Damn chandelier. Damn wood.
(When Frodo tries to give him the ring)
I can't have that it would clash with my outfit. I mean, I'm Gandalf the Grey not Gandalf the Gold.
(On Caradras (I know I spelled that wrong, I am to lazy to get my book and look it up))
Stupid Elf walking on the top of the snow, I hope he falls off the mountain
(While fighting with Saruman with the Wizard Staffs of DOOM)
Catfight Meow
(When the moth comes while he is captive in Isenguard)
So hungry need to eat. No, must not eat the moth.
(After falling in Moria – this is sorta a spoiler. Don't read if you haven't read the second book)
Won't they be surprised when they find out I only went to change my wardrobe.
(After Saruman says that the "hafling's leaf has slowed your mind")
Did he just call me an addict?
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2 Saruman
(While looking in the seeing stone)
God, I need a manicure.
(While making Gandalf spin in the air)
And now you shall feel my wrath, you must… break dance.
(While Gandalf and him are talking before Gandalf comes into his palace or whatever)
Now I have you in my clutches MWHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(After Gandalf is rescued by the Eagle)
Where did the Eagle come from?
(After sending Gandalf to the roof of… you know his palace place)
Up and up and up he goes. Where he stops nobody knows.
(When he and Gandalf are talking about the palatir)
You fool, it is a magic eight ball.
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3 Balrog
(You pick a moment)
I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver.
(After pulling Gandalf down by the use of his whip)
When a problem comes along you must whip it, whip it good.
(When he first comes out)
Never send ocrs or a cave troll to do a Balrog's job.
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4 Frodo
(After pushing Sam into dancing with Rosie)
I'm up for grabs here (A/N: I guess that is sort of an inside joke among my friends and I)
(After being grabbed by the watcher (Is that what it is called?) outside of Moria)
God, everything bad always happens to me! Never can it happen to Sam or someone else, always me
(After Boromir hands him the ring on Caradras (sp))
Okay, he's starting to freak me out
(In Lorien)
Oh God, I think I'm schizophrenic (sp)
(At the mirror of Galadriel)
She wants me to look into her birdbath?
(At some time with the Nazgul)
What the… oh great the ring talks.
(At any time he falls)
Note to Self, work on coordination.
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Well, do you want me to write more of these strange thoughts? Please tell me!!!!!!! Oh yeah, REVIEW!!!! PLEASE. If you want more I'll probably write some more for these people in another chapter, I've reached the dreaded writer's block. Oh yeah and I have 4 essays to do on Johnny Tremain (I hate you Johnny!!). If you have any ideas tell me.
Disclaimer – I don't own LotR, but I would like to own the hobbits… and Gandalf's Hat & Wizard Staff of DOOM!!!
All must review yes yes review! PLEASE, must... have… reviews, If you don't review I shall turn you into something… unnatural. Flames will be used to cook taters. So flame go on I dare yah.
()()()()()()
1 Gandalf
(While in Bag End)
Damn small houses. Damn chandelier. Damn wood.
(When Frodo tries to give him the ring)
I can't have that it would clash with my outfit. I mean, I'm Gandalf the Grey not Gandalf the Gold.
(On Caradras (I know I spelled that wrong, I am to lazy to get my book and look it up))
Stupid Elf walking on the top of the snow, I hope he falls off the mountain
(While fighting with Saruman with the Wizard Staffs of DOOM)
Catfight Meow
(When the moth comes while he is captive in Isenguard)
So hungry need to eat. No, must not eat the moth.
(After falling in Moria – this is sorta a spoiler. Don't read if you haven't read the second book)
Won't they be surprised when they find out I only went to change my wardrobe.
(After Saruman says that the "hafling's leaf has slowed your mind")
Did he just call me an addict?
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2 Saruman
(While looking in the seeing stone)
God, I need a manicure.
(While making Gandalf spin in the air)
And now you shall feel my wrath, you must… break dance.
(While Gandalf and him are talking before Gandalf comes into his palace or whatever)
Now I have you in my clutches MWHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(After Gandalf is rescued by the Eagle)
Where did the Eagle come from?
(After sending Gandalf to the roof of… you know his palace place)
Up and up and up he goes. Where he stops nobody knows.
(When he and Gandalf are talking about the palatir)
You fool, it is a magic eight ball.
()()()()()()()()
3 Balrog
(You pick a moment)
I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver.
(After pulling Gandalf down by the use of his whip)
When a problem comes along you must whip it, whip it good.
(When he first comes out)
Never send ocrs or a cave troll to do a Balrog's job.
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4 Frodo
(After pushing Sam into dancing with Rosie)
I'm up for grabs here (A/N: I guess that is sort of an inside joke among my friends and I)
(After being grabbed by the watcher (Is that what it is called?) outside of Moria)
God, everything bad always happens to me! Never can it happen to Sam or someone else, always me
(After Boromir hands him the ring on Caradras (sp))
Okay, he's starting to freak me out
(In Lorien)
Oh God, I think I'm schizophrenic (sp)
(At the mirror of Galadriel)
She wants me to look into her birdbath?
(At some time with the Nazgul)
What the… oh great the ring talks.
(At any time he falls)
Note to Self, work on coordination.
()()()()()()()()
Well, do you want me to write more of these strange thoughts? Please tell me!!!!!!! Oh yeah, REVIEW!!!! PLEASE. If you want more I'll probably write some more for these people in another chapter, I've reached the dreaded writer's block. Oh yeah and I have 4 essays to do on Johnny Tremain (I hate you Johnny!!). If you have any ideas tell me.