Legolas, Aragorn, and Sauron
Hey all! Thanks for your reviews; you have made me so happy!!! Please review some more, I still have a Wizard Staff of DOOM and I know how to use it! Sorry that this has taken so long but with the 4 essays for stupid Johnny Tremain (MWHAHAHA… I will turn you into something unnatural Johnny!!) and my softball games (I'm so stupid, I 'm on 2 teams) I haven't had much time to write. Oh, please don't turn me into anything unnatural!!!
Disclaimer: I still don't own LotR it belongs to Tolkien. (All except Legolas who belongs to Lin*wink wink*)
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1 Legolas
(After Gandalf says 'They are fouler things then orcs' in Moria)
I hope he doesn't mean Fan girls
(On Cadahras (sp))
Haha, they have to walk through the snow and I don't.
(Fill in when here)
I need more lines. I have practically no lines! Well at least I have more than Gimli.
(When they are in Lorien and the elves are singing)
Oh, they're square dancing.
(Fill in when here)
*About Aragorn*Why does he always get the girls?
(Fill in when here)
How come I don't get to speak in elvish? Heck, even Aragorn speaks it and he isn't an elf.
(After saying 'There is a foul voice upon the wind' or something like that)
Bad choice of words
(At Amon He or the Breaking of the Fellowship part)
Where's a mirror when you need one. I hope my hair isn't messed up.
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1.1 Aragorn
(When Frodo disappears in Bree)
God, what I do pipe-weed – Thanks Sari, Elven ranger
(In Bree)
MWHAHAHA, I'll just sit here and look creepy. I'll freak the little critters out.
(When we first see Arwen)
Yeah just stop me from doing what I'm doing and let the Hobbit die. Good thinking Arwen.
(On Cadhras)
Why can't Legolas carry two of the Hobbits, he is the one who can walk on the snow.
(On Weathertop)
Look at me I'm no mere Ranger… I am Strider the fire thrower.
(After saying 'I thought I had strayed into a dream')
Not a good one mind you
(After receiving Andruil otherwise know as his sword)
This sword is the greatest sword EVER!! With this sword I shall rule the world. Yes the one sword to rule them all.
(After Legolas says something about going after Frodo and Sam)
Why would we go after them, I'd rather kick some orc butt!
(After Boromir picks up the ring on Cadras)
I think we should start to worry about him.
(After Boromir drops The Sword in Rivendell)
Do you have no respect for the GREATEST sword EVER.
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1.2 Sauron
(Anytime anyone sees the eye)
Peek-a-boo I see you
(Fill in when here)
Ring, ring whose got the ring.
(Fill in when here)
I want a magic eight ball too.
(In the beginning when he comes into the battle)
MWHAHAHA, everyone stops fighting when I come around. Who's bad… I'm bad.
(In the Mirror of Galadriel)
I have appeared!! All hail me!!!
(Right before Isildur cuts the ring of his finger)
Don't worry I won't pay attention to the sword that you are waving at me. Yep, I'll just reach down like an idiot and let you cut of my ring.
(When Gandalf sees the eye)
BOO!!!!!!
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Well another chapter is finished. YEAH all rejoice!!!!! I finished all my stupid essays!!!! And now I'll have some fun! **Proceeds to run around with Wizard Staff of DOOM and turn everything in sight into something unnatural** MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo (muse) – Help she's gone CRAZY!!
SHUT UP!!*Ties Frodo down* Now be good.
Hey all! Thanks for your reviews; you have made me so happy!!! Please review some more, I still have a Wizard Staff of DOOM and I know how to use it! Sorry that this has taken so long but with the 4 essays for stupid Johnny Tremain (MWHAHAHA… I will turn you into something unnatural Johnny!!) and my softball games (I'm so stupid, I 'm on 2 teams) I haven't had much time to write. Oh, please don't turn me into anything unnatural!!!
Disclaimer: I still don't own LotR it belongs to Tolkien. (All except Legolas who belongs to Lin*wink wink*)
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1 Legolas
(After Gandalf says 'They are fouler things then orcs' in Moria)
I hope he doesn't mean Fan girls
(On Cadahras (sp))
Haha, they have to walk through the snow and I don't.
(Fill in when here)
I need more lines. I have practically no lines! Well at least I have more than Gimli.
(When they are in Lorien and the elves are singing)
Oh, they're square dancing.
(Fill in when here)
*About Aragorn*Why does he always get the girls?
(Fill in when here)
How come I don't get to speak in elvish? Heck, even Aragorn speaks it and he isn't an elf.
(After saying 'There is a foul voice upon the wind' or something like that)
Bad choice of words
(At Amon He or the Breaking of the Fellowship part)
Where's a mirror when you need one. I hope my hair isn't messed up.
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1.1 Aragorn
(When Frodo disappears in Bree)
God, what I do pipe-weed – Thanks Sari, Elven ranger
(In Bree)
MWHAHAHA, I'll just sit here and look creepy. I'll freak the little critters out.
(When we first see Arwen)
Yeah just stop me from doing what I'm doing and let the Hobbit die. Good thinking Arwen.
(On Cadhras)
Why can't Legolas carry two of the Hobbits, he is the one who can walk on the snow.
(On Weathertop)
Look at me I'm no mere Ranger… I am Strider the fire thrower.
(After saying 'I thought I had strayed into a dream')
Not a good one mind you
(After receiving Andruil otherwise know as his sword)
This sword is the greatest sword EVER!! With this sword I shall rule the world. Yes the one sword to rule them all.
(After Legolas says something about going after Frodo and Sam)
Why would we go after them, I'd rather kick some orc butt!
(After Boromir picks up the ring on Cadras)
I think we should start to worry about him.
(After Boromir drops The Sword in Rivendell)
Do you have no respect for the GREATEST sword EVER.
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1.2 Sauron
(Anytime anyone sees the eye)
Peek-a-boo I see you
(Fill in when here)
Ring, ring whose got the ring.
(Fill in when here)
I want a magic eight ball too.
(In the beginning when he comes into the battle)
MWHAHAHA, everyone stops fighting when I come around. Who's bad… I'm bad.
(In the Mirror of Galadriel)
I have appeared!! All hail me!!!
(Right before Isildur cuts the ring of his finger)
Don't worry I won't pay attention to the sword that you are waving at me. Yep, I'll just reach down like an idiot and let you cut of my ring.
(When Gandalf sees the eye)
BOO!!!!!!
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Well another chapter is finished. YEAH all rejoice!!!!! I finished all my stupid essays!!!! And now I'll have some fun! **Proceeds to run around with Wizard Staff of DOOM and turn everything in sight into something unnatural** MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo (muse) – Help she's gone CRAZY!!
SHUT UP!!*Ties Frodo down* Now be good.