Sam, Elrond, and the Cave Troll
You like me you really like me!!!!! YEAHHHH!!!!! More fun for Frodo and me.
Frodo – Oh great
I know, we are having sooooo much fun. You have all made me so very happy! Gosh it took me awhile to finish this one (Darn that Elrond and his tricky thoughts). Thanks to all of those reviewers who are giving me ideas, they are so much funnier than my stuff. Who should I do next, any suggestions. And all those who do not review will feel my wrath*picks up Wizard Staff of DOOM* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Can you guess what I do not own in this fic? LotR of course.
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1 Sam
(In Shelob's Lair)
1.1 Now what would make a web that big? *Shrugs* Oh well, whatever. – Thanks Melilot Millstone
(On the way to Bree)
Stupid Frodo. Just 'cause he's older doesn't mean I have to carry all his crud. – Thanks Talking Hawk
(In Rivendell)
They have good gardens here. I approve of them. Won't the Elves be glad?
(When Sam, Merry, and Pip go to find Frodo in the room in Bree)
I have a candle and I know how to use it. Beware me!!!!
(In Moria after Frodo was stabbed by the Cave Troll in Moria)
Oh my God, they killed Frodo.
(When Frodo pulls Sam out of the river at the end of the movie)
I almost drowned for you now you have to bring me with you. You own me.
(After Gandalf says "Have you been eavesdropping")?
What does it look like I'm doing.
(While dancing with Rosie)
And people think I'm gay. Geez, how wrong can they be?
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2 Elrond
(At any point with the Hobbits)
Bow to me mortals MWHAHA!
(While planning the Fellowship)
I know! I send four of the most unlikely, smallest people in Middle Earth, who don't even know what end of the sword to hold and one still has his voice changing to destroy the one ring that could destroy the world. Am I brilliant or what? – Thanks Melilot Millstone
(After saying "you shall be the fellowship of the ring")
Oh yeah, what a great title. I am so smart!!! I think of the best names and the greatest plans. Oh yeah if I was on the evil side all would fear me.
(While Arwen is giving up her immortal life for Aragorn)
I hope my daughter isn't doing something stupid like giving up her immortal life right now.
(When deciding who should go after Strider and the Hobbits, Glorfindel or Arwen)
Ennie mennie Minnie moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, ennie mennie Minnie moe. Okay Arwen it is.
(When all the races start to fight at the Council)
Oh great, there goes my perfect, well-planned, marvelous council. Curse the dwarves.
(While healing Frodo)
Powers don't fail me now.
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Cave Troll
(After being shot in the head by Legolas)
Great now I have a migraine
(When him and Frodo are playing hide-and-seek)
Come out come out wherever you are
(While roaring at Frodo)
Fear my bad breath
(When all the people are climbing on his head)
I am not a horse get off me.
(While he is falling as he is dying)
TIMBER!!!
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All good things must come to an end and sadly this is the end of Chapter 3*sob*. Well remember review or I shall light dragon fireworks and run around screaming like a crazy person! The Wizard Staff of DOOM commands you!
You like me you really like me!!!!! YEAHHHH!!!!! More fun for Frodo and me.
Frodo – Oh great
I know, we are having sooooo much fun. You have all made me so very happy! Gosh it took me awhile to finish this one (Darn that Elrond and his tricky thoughts). Thanks to all of those reviewers who are giving me ideas, they are so much funnier than my stuff. Who should I do next, any suggestions. And all those who do not review will feel my wrath*picks up Wizard Staff of DOOM* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Can you guess what I do not own in this fic? LotR of course.
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1 Sam
(In Shelob's Lair)
1.1 Now what would make a web that big? *Shrugs* Oh well, whatever. – Thanks Melilot Millstone
(On the way to Bree)
Stupid Frodo. Just 'cause he's older doesn't mean I have to carry all his crud. – Thanks Talking Hawk
(In Rivendell)
They have good gardens here. I approve of them. Won't the Elves be glad?
(When Sam, Merry, and Pip go to find Frodo in the room in Bree)
I have a candle and I know how to use it. Beware me!!!!
(In Moria after Frodo was stabbed by the Cave Troll in Moria)
Oh my God, they killed Frodo.
(When Frodo pulls Sam out of the river at the end of the movie)
I almost drowned for you now you have to bring me with you. You own me.
(After Gandalf says "Have you been eavesdropping")?
What does it look like I'm doing.
(While dancing with Rosie)
And people think I'm gay. Geez, how wrong can they be?
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2 Elrond
(At any point with the Hobbits)
Bow to me mortals MWHAHA!
(While planning the Fellowship)
I know! I send four of the most unlikely, smallest people in Middle Earth, who don't even know what end of the sword to hold and one still has his voice changing to destroy the one ring that could destroy the world. Am I brilliant or what? – Thanks Melilot Millstone
(After saying "you shall be the fellowship of the ring")
Oh yeah, what a great title. I am so smart!!! I think of the best names and the greatest plans. Oh yeah if I was on the evil side all would fear me.
(While Arwen is giving up her immortal life for Aragorn)
I hope my daughter isn't doing something stupid like giving up her immortal life right now.
(When deciding who should go after Strider and the Hobbits, Glorfindel or Arwen)
Ennie mennie Minnie moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, ennie mennie Minnie moe. Okay Arwen it is.
(When all the races start to fight at the Council)
Oh great, there goes my perfect, well-planned, marvelous council. Curse the dwarves.
(While healing Frodo)
Powers don't fail me now.
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Cave Troll
(After being shot in the head by Legolas)
Great now I have a migraine
(When him and Frodo are playing hide-and-seek)
Come out come out wherever you are
(While roaring at Frodo)
Fear my bad breath
(When all the people are climbing on his head)
I am not a horse get off me.
(While he is falling as he is dying)
TIMBER!!!
()()()()()()
All good things must come to an end and sadly this is the end of Chapter 3*sob*. Well remember review or I shall light dragon fireworks and run around screaming like a crazy person! The Wizard Staff of DOOM commands you!