1 Merry, Pipppin, and The Nazguls
Disclaimer – I DON"T OWN LOTR!!!
Wow, this took me long enough!!! I blame it on my muse*points at Frodo*
Frodo – Hey what did I do.
You're not musing well enough!!
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1.1 Merry
(When he throws apples at the cave troll)
HAHA!! Take that! Feel the horrible pain of the apple!
(After Nazgul comes for the first time)
What the… who the heck is that?!
(At the end)
Why didn't he stop after being shot by one arrow? I mean three arrows, now he's just showing off!
(After Frodo figures out the password)
Hey, that was my line!!!!
(Any point I after the quest begins)
Frodo is one unlucky Hobbit!
(When Pip and Merry are with the ents)
Do you think they could go just a bit faster? I can walk faster the they can.
(After Gandalf says "Always follow your nose.")
What is that supposed to mean. I do hope you aren't going to turn into a toucan.
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1.2 Pippin
(Any point)
I am so very, very hungry. Why do they neglect my need for food?
(After being attacked on Weathertop)
I need some ale. I wonder if anyone has a pint?
(Any point where Merry has an apple (And that happens a lot))
Where does he keep getting all these apples?
(In Moria)
I wonder what would happen if I took this arrow? Nothing bad I'm sure!
(In Lothlorien)
Hey, Frodo gets something, why can't I have something?!?!?!
(After throwing the bag of mushrroms away so they could get away from the Nazgul)
Why did we have to throw the mushrooms? I'm sure we could have found something else.
(When he tricks they orc into thinking him or Merry has the ring)
Orcs are so stupid!! I like 'em.
(When they meet the Ents)
Wow! That is big, no gigantic, no um… something bigger!
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1.3 Ringwraiths
(When looking for Frodo in the forest)
Excuse me I have a cold.
(Any time)
Black is defiantly our color. It is so chic!
(Any time)
I'm so glad we all decided to wear matching cloaks!!
(When first entering the Shire)
This is fun! I could just stay around here freaking those stupid munckin things.
(After being washed away in the flood)
We are so going to get back at that elf! She ruined our cloaks!!!
(At Weathertop when Strider attacks)
AHHH!!! Fire in my face! It hurts it hurts!! Wait a minute I'm not alive! Cool this doesn't affect me. I'll just jump out of here anyway
(Any time)
What shall I name my horse? I know pumpkin!
()()()()()()
How's that? It seems bad to me, what do you guys think? puts on weird music with a spinning thing in the background* REVIEW, REVIEW!! THE HOBBIT COMANDS YOU!! **holds up Frodo**
Disclaimer – I DON"T OWN LOTR!!!
Wow, this took me long enough!!! I blame it on my muse*points at Frodo*
Frodo – Hey what did I do.
You're not musing well enough!!
()()()()()
1.1 Merry
(When he throws apples at the cave troll)
HAHA!! Take that! Feel the horrible pain of the apple!
(After Nazgul comes for the first time)
What the… who the heck is that?!
(At the end)
Why didn't he stop after being shot by one arrow? I mean three arrows, now he's just showing off!
(After Frodo figures out the password)
Hey, that was my line!!!!
(Any point I after the quest begins)
Frodo is one unlucky Hobbit!
(When Pip and Merry are with the ents)
Do you think they could go just a bit faster? I can walk faster the they can.
(After Gandalf says "Always follow your nose.")
What is that supposed to mean. I do hope you aren't going to turn into a toucan.
()()()()()
1.2 Pippin
(Any point)
I am so very, very hungry. Why do they neglect my need for food?
(After being attacked on Weathertop)
I need some ale. I wonder if anyone has a pint?
(Any point where Merry has an apple (And that happens a lot))
Where does he keep getting all these apples?
(In Moria)
I wonder what would happen if I took this arrow? Nothing bad I'm sure!
(In Lothlorien)
Hey, Frodo gets something, why can't I have something?!?!?!
(After throwing the bag of mushrroms away so they could get away from the Nazgul)
Why did we have to throw the mushrooms? I'm sure we could have found something else.
(When he tricks they orc into thinking him or Merry has the ring)
Orcs are so stupid!! I like 'em.
(When they meet the Ents)
Wow! That is big, no gigantic, no um… something bigger!
()()()()()
1.3 Ringwraiths
(When looking for Frodo in the forest)
Excuse me I have a cold.
(Any time)
Black is defiantly our color. It is so chic!
(Any time)
I'm so glad we all decided to wear matching cloaks!!
(When first entering the Shire)
This is fun! I could just stay around here freaking those stupid munckin things.
(After being washed away in the flood)
We are so going to get back at that elf! She ruined our cloaks!!!
(At Weathertop when Strider attacks)
AHHH!!! Fire in my face! It hurts it hurts!! Wait a minute I'm not alive! Cool this doesn't affect me. I'll just jump out of here anyway
(Any time)
What shall I name my horse? I know pumpkin!
()()()()()()
How's that? It seems bad to me, what do you guys think? puts on weird music with a spinning thing in the background* REVIEW, REVIEW!! THE HOBBIT COMANDS YOU!! **holds up Frodo**