Character List
Mokuba Kaiba=(Black hair.Black eyes)Seto
Kaiba's younger brother.
Seto Kaiba=(dark brown hair.Blue eyes.)Duel
master.Mokuba Kaiba's older brother.Arrogant and selfish.Owner of Kaiba
Corparation.Goes by "Kaiba."
Yugi Motou=(Red and yellow hair.brown
eyes)Posseses a melinnium puzzle.Duel master.
Joey Wheeler=(Blond hair.green eyes)Novice
deulest.Yugi Motou's best friend.
Ryou Bakora=(Lavender hair.Black
eyes.)Posseses a melinnium ring.extremely handsome.Yugi and Joey's
friend.Goes by "Bakora."
Rex Raptor=Champion Deulest.Uses dinosaurs.The
D.J of a popular radio station.he is not very attractive.
Mai Valentine=Female Deulest.Attractive.
Weevil Underwood=Bug Deulest.Ugly.Glasses and
purple hair.
Tristan Taylor:Not in the story.Only metioned.Brown hair Brown eyes.
Maximaillion Pegasus:Ugly owner of industrial illusions.
Mellenium ring-A ring that Bakora has that
has ancient powers.Bokora himself can't control it and sometimes goes a
little crazy.
Mellinium puzzle=A puzzle that Yugi
has.Enables him to change to Yu-gi-oh when he's in over his head.
Duel Monsters=A card game that's all the rage
at the High School.
Industrial Illusions=The company that makes
Duel monsters products.(The deuling disk,however,was created by Seto
Kaiba.)
END OF ALL THE CRAP.
CHAPTER THE FIRST
Mokuba Kaiba was eight years old.He lived with his 15-year-old big brother,Seto Kaiba,or just Kaiba.Kaiba was the owner of Kaiba Corparation,A technology company.This company had made Kaiba and Mokuba multi millionairs.But Kaiba was not happy.He was mean to everybody but Mokuba and resolved his problems by throwing chairs.(Chairs are a great weapon.He's very creative.) Every time a guy bothered him,there went a chair.If someone called him and oaf,there goes another chair.They must have gone through a thousand chairs a month.But,who cares about Chairs?We're talking about Mokuba. Anyway,Mokuba was adorable.He had inhereted the amazing looks Kaiba had.He had middle-length black hair and black eyes which were very big and out of proportion.But,I like big eyes. He always wore a white bandana around his neck.Enough about Mokuba,even though he's our main charater.Let's get to Kaiba.(My favorite:)!) Kaiba is 15 and the owner of Kaiba Corp.as you already know.He has brown hair,a throaty voice,and is pretty arrogant.He is a master Deulest,and owns all three of the most powerful card ever desghned.The Blue Eyes White Dragon.(Enough about him,now)
Bakora,Joey,and Yugi were all at Kaiba's house.They were trading cards."Let me have that big old dog."Mokuba said,pointing to Yugi's SilverFang,which was a grey wolf-like creature.Yugi shook his head."Sorry,Mokuba."Mokuba jutted his bottom lip."I'll give you my Darkworld Thorns?"He offered.Yugi sighed and shook his head."I don't think so." Joey's face lit up."I'll give you the Baby Dragon for it?"Mokuba giggled."OK!!!"He gave the Darkworld Thorns,which was a big man-eating plant,to Joey and in return got the baby dragon.It looked like,well,a baby dragon.Kaiba sat in the corner,fumbling with his cards and mumbling to himself."What's wrong,Seto?"Asked Mokuba,shuffling the Baby Dragon into his deck.Kaiba shrugged."I'm fine.Why don't you go play in your room?If you be quiet,I'll play Nintendo with you later." Mokuba smiled."Alright!!!"He said,and ran into his room.He went straight over to the toybox and grabbed a Choo-choo train.He made Choo-choo noises.All the sudden,Bakora walked in."Whats up?"He asked in his British accent.Mokuba smiled."Do you wanna play with me?You can be the robber who trys to steal the cargo off the train." Bakora frowned."No.How about we play Nintendo?"Mokuba sighed."OK,but I really wanted to play Choo Choo trains."
About half an hour later,Mokuba began to cry."WWWWaaaaaaaa!!!!"He said."Seto!!Seto!!!"He screeched.Kaiba ran into the room as fast as he could."What's wrong,Mokuba?"He asked.Mokuba sniffed."I won,and Bakora doesn't have a lollipop for me." Kaiba smiled.A real smile."Here."He said,handing him a bubblegum lollipop,Mokuba's favorite. "Now maybe you and Bokora could go play with Spotty?" Spotty was the Kaiba's dog.He was a mutt;black with brown ears and white paws.Half Husky and half Chow. Mokuba laughed."Ok,Seto."He said,grabbing the dog's ball."C'mon,Bakora." Bakora shrugged."I really don't want to go out there." Mokuba grunted."How bout you,Yugi?" Yugi thought about that."Nope,I don't want to go." Mokuba was about to turn to Joey,but he said,"Nope." Mokuba stamped his foot."I'll cry." Kaiba had to think fast."Here's a lollipop,Mokuba.Go share it with Spotty.Have fun!!!" Mokuba was happy again.He grabbed the lolli from Kaiba and trotted out his bedroom door and onto the back lawn.
"Your little brother can be a menace."Joey remarked in his gangster like voice."He's annoying."This made Kaiba mad."You lowlife!!Don't ever talk about my brother that way!!He's only eight years old!!!"Kaiba struggled to hold himself back from decking Joey right across the face.Joey and Kaiba didn't always get along so well,even though they were friends.They were both very stubborn,and Kaiba was arrogant."Oh,yeah?"Joey asked."If i'm a lowlife,your a rich snob!!!" Kaiba laughed his cold laugh."You coulden't afford half the carpet your sitting on,so your someone to talk."He laughed again,this time with more of an in-your-face attitude. Yugi waved his arms."Calm down,you two.So Kaiba's extremely wealthy,and your just average,Joey.Your all friends here." Bakora smirked."Doesn't sound like it to me."He said,and clicked on the T.V. "And Weevil Underwood drops Rex Raptor's life points to zero!!The game is over!!Weevil underwood will advance tomarrow to the house of the one and only Seto Kaiba to deul him as a prize!!!" The little purple head,glasses wearing freak whooped with joy."I'm going to destroy Seto Kaiba's monsters just as I have Rex Raptor's!!!"He said.Rex Raptor groaned.He was the D.J of the most popular radio station as well as a great deulest.But no one was as good as Seto Kaiba. Bakora turned to Kaiba."Your going to fight the winner of the tournament tomarrow?"Kaiba nodded."It will just be another easy fight."He glared at Joey."It'll like be fighting Joey." Joey growled.
"Catch the ball,Spotty!!"Mokuba shouted in his meek voice.He tossed the round object through the air,and watched his beloved dog jump up and catch it."Nice Work!!"He said laughingly,tossing a dog treat at it.Mokuba sat down on a tree stump in the 200 acre yard.It was a well kept yard because of the Gardener,whom this was his only day off in the week.Normally,servants were going to and fro,trying to keep the hot tub warm and the pool the correct temperature.But not today.It was just Mokuba,Spotty,and Mokuba's pony,Princess.She was in a stable at the far end of the yard.It was a black and white female pony who was about the size of a large gazelle.Large enough for Kaiba and Mokuba to ride. Mokuba decided he wanted to go see her. "Let's go see princess."He said to Spotty.Spotty barked,but then whined."What's wrong,boy?"Asked Mokuba,strangly."Do you want me to throw the ball?" Spotty barked."OK,then."Mokuba said.He drew back his small arm and hurled the ball toward the house.Spotty ran to go catch it,but the throw was so high it went into Kaiba's room window.It bonked Yugi on the head."Yeowch!!"Said he,and hurled the ball so hard through the window that it went over the fence.Spotty,wanting the ball,aproached the fence,and,with a running leap,jumped over it!!! "Spotty!!:Mokuba shouted."Come back!!"But Spotty kept on going.Mokuba ran to the fence."I'm coming,Spotty!!"He said.He began to climb the vines going up the fence.But then,a servant appeared. "Young master!!"He said,panting with exitement."Get down from there,you'll fall!!" Mokuba sneered."Go away and get back to work.Scrub my Pony's cage." The servant nodded."But not until I am sure you are safe,young master."It said. Mokuba was becoming rather irritated at his servant's lack to obey. "Go do it now,or I'll call Seto!!!"The servant stuttered and stumbled."I'm sure he woulden't care."Muttered the young man."It was for the well being of his little brother." Mokuba smiled."Watch this."He said,and jumped down from the wall."SETOOOOO!!!!" he called. Kaiba heard his brother's call at once."I'll be right back."Kaiba said,and rushed down the stairs and outside.He saw the servant and Mokuba. "What is it,Mokuba?"Asked Kaiba,eyeing the servant suspiciously.The servant gulped. "Well,"Mokuba began,"I wanted him to clean out my pony's cage,and he won't do it." Kaiba stared at the servant."Excuse me?"He asked."Who runs this house?" The servant smiled nervously."Why,you do.But I must say that the reason I refused to do Mokuba's bidding was because he was climbing on the wall." "He's lying,He's lying!!"Mokuba said."I didn't do that!!" Kaiba turned to the servant."You know,I could have you fired for lying,and sued for refusal.Get back to work,or I'll--" The man began to back towards the pony cages. "And,"Kaiba added."You have an extra shift,just to show you who's boss." The man turned around to leave hurridly,but Kaiba wasn't fininshed."One more thing." He said.The servant looked at him. "Never refer to Mokuba by his first name.It's young master to you."Kaiba spat at the servant's feet as he scurried away.Kaiba looked at Mokuba."Is everything OK?"He asked. Mokuba was about to nod,but remembered Spotty. "Seto,Spotty ran away.Can I go find him?" Kaiba laughed."No way!!You're way too young.Tomarrow,me and you will have James(The chaffeur)Drive us around town to find him." Mokuba sighed."Alright."He pretended to comprimise."Good."Said Kaiba."Do you want to come up to my room?We can play nentendo." Mokuba whined."But I want you and your friends to ride horsies with me." Kaiba sighed,this time."Alright,alright.Just come with me to get them." Mokuba shook his head."I'm going to get Princess ready."He trotted out south to put on her bridal.Why a boy had a pony named Princess,I'm not sure.
"You guys are going to come with me and Mokuba horseback riding."Kaiba said sternly as he walked into the room. "What if we don't want to?"Bakora asked,very interested in a WWF wrestling match.Kaiba grabbed him by the coller of the shirt."Than you'll change your mind pretty quick."He said.Bokora nodded."OK."He said."Fine.I wanted to ride horses anyway.Riding horses is fun.Come on,let's go now!!!We shallent waste time.Time is money,as they say!!" Joey put down a Duel Monsters card from dueling with Yugi.He looked at his watch."Yugi,we've gotta go.Your gramps was going to teach us more about duel monsters." "Oh,thats right!!"Yugi lied."Let's go!!" Joey and Yugi reached the bottom of the 2 flights of stairs in record breaking time.
"This one's Santa Claus."Mokuba said,giving Bakora a white horse.It bit Bokora's arm. "OOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!"He said."That hurts!!!"Kaiba laughed."Ha,ha."He said."You got hurt.And plus,I don't have to ride a horse called Santa Claus!!!" "Here Kaiba."Mokuba said."You can ride Britney Spears!!" Kaiba's face became deathly pale."O-Ok."He said,secretly pinching the horse's behind. "And I get to ride Princess."Said Mokuba happily. They were just about to ride the horses out of the stable when Mokuba heard a familier dog's bark."Spotty!!"He said,and jumped off the horse.The reins got caught in his foot,so he fell with a thump. "OOOFF!"He said on impact.Tears leaked from his eyes."Wwwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"He cried."I want me Spotty dog back!!!Spotty!Spotty!!!" The dog barked,way off in the distance.Kaiba helped Mokuba stand."We'll go find him,right now."Kaiba offered,grabbing Mokuba's arm. "No,Seto!!!"Mokuba said,breaking away."I can go find him!!"Mokuba ran all the way across the yard before Kaiba or Bakora could take two steps.He hurled himself over the fence and called,"Spotty!!!"As he ran with all his energy. "Wow."Bakora muttered."He has alot of energy for a little kid.Probly eats lots of cabbage.Why,when I was little,mom used to nag.(In a high voice)'Eat your Cabbage,Sugar.' She'd say.And dad,boy,after he ate cabbage,man,the whole house smelled like- -" "Bakora,shut up!!!"Kaiba said."Nobody cares about your cabbage issues and your flatchulent father!!" Bakora shut up. "We need to find Mokuba."Bakora said."We have to think.If I were Mokuba,where would I go?"He thought for a moment."Oh,I know!!"He said."Over the fence!!"He got so exited he started to run. "Bakora."Kaiba said.Bakora stopped."Oh,wait...."He said. Kaiba had enough."Why don't you just leave?"He asked."Your no big help at all." Bakura sadly slumped over his shoulders."Sorry."He said."Fine,I'll leave.Besides,I still have to call Trish,Sasha,Katrina,Kathy,Salina and Rosie." Kaiba's mouth hung open."You have all those girlfriends?"He asked.Bakora nodded."Of course.I'm so handsome,smart,and wonderful,noone can resist." He grabbed a cell phone from Kaiba."Oh,I know.I'll just call them right here,right now." He began to dial Trish's number.This made Kaiba extra mad. "If we don't find my brother by nightfall,he could get lost!!I for one,will not stand for that.Anyway,I don't even care about girls!(He's not gay or anything.)" Kaiba brushed back his bangs,opened the creaky gate,and stalked away. "Wait up!!"Bakora shouted,hanging up the phone."Remember,you have to battle Weevil Underwood tomarrow morning!!You have to be here when he arrives!!" Kaiba stopped in his tracks."Oh,Crap."He said."Now I remember." He cupped his hands to his mouth. "MOKUBAAAAA!!!!"He called,pitifully."MOKUBA!!!COME BACK!!!" His voice echoed 5 times.No answer. "MOKUBAAAA!!!"He called again.Still,no answer.He yelled so loud his voice cracked and his throat became raw. "Uh,Kaiba,do you need a drink?"Asked Bakora.Kaiba rubbed his throat."No."He said."I'll have the servants look for him." "SERVANTS!!!!!!"He called."GET OVER HERE,NOW!!!" In the blink of an eye,25 servants appeared. "Find my brother,Mokuba." The servants nodded."Master,will he be alright?"Asked one.Kaiba got angry."I just gave you an order,did I not?"He asked,grabbing him by the shirt."Now get up,Go out the gate,don't whine,AND FIND MY BROTHER!!!!!!Got a problem with that?!" The servant whimpered."Yes master."He said quickly,and rushed out the gate. Bakora stood speechless."Wow."He said."Cool.You know,I wish I was rich.I would buy rice cakes.I love rice cakes.They make a pleasant little crunchy noise when you bite im'.You know,one time I got a stale rice cake,and--" "BAKORA,SHUT UPPPP!!!" Bakora snapped his mouth closed."Sorry,Kaiba."He said.
"Spotty!!"Mokuba called."Where the heck are you?"He tossed a rock down at the ground."Seto's probly realll mad at me for running to find Spotty."He said.Then,he remembered something."Oh,no!!He probly wanted me to be there for his big match against Weevil tomarrow!!!"Mokuba cried.He sat down on the curb,and was about to turn and go back,when he heard that bark again,closer,but farther away from home. It was a tough desision."I know!!I'll go get the dog,and come back!!"He said happily."I know my way around."He rose off the curb.The bark echoed again. "I'm coming,Spotty!!"Mokuba said,and broke into a run.He began calling the dog's name,and whistling."Spotty!!"He said."Spotty!!Come back!!Seto will be mad!!"Another bark.Closer,this time.Spotty was running toward him!! Mokuba ran faster and harder,calling loudly all the way.He ran and ran until he could see the body of a dog running down the street. "Spotty!!"He called.The dog barked,and ran faster than ever.It approached Mokuba,then spun around and started to growl."What is it,boy?"Mokuba asked.The dog just whined. Mokuba laughed."Silly doggie."He said."Theres nothing over there.Your just imagianin' things."He grabbed the dog by the coller,and was about to turn around,but then he saw something.It was a thing coming over the hill.It looked kinda like a....DINOSAUR?It was!!It was a KingRex,one of the strongest cards you can get thats a dino.Behind it was the duel master Rex Raptor,and D.J of a popular radio station.Rex was chasing it down the road;his face red and flushed. "Can you help me,Man?"He asked in his cool voice."Got a little dino problem.Do you got a minute?" Mokuba nodded."Sure.As long as you help me get back to Seto." Rex's mouth dropped."You know Seto Kaiba?"He asked. Mokuba nodded."He's my big brother and my bestest friend in the whole wide world!!" Rex was about to say,'That's nice,'but the King Rex stomped toward them."AAAAAHHH!"They said.
Bakora was standing underneath Kaiba's window.Then the dog says,'Stop treating me so ruff!'"Bakora said.He bursted out laughing."Get it?"He asked Kaiba.Kaiba was acting like he didn't know him."Yes,yes...."He said."Yes,I get it.Yes,yes."He was talking in a high,irritated tone. "Do you want to hear another?"Bakora said.Kaiba clenched his fists."NO!"He said. Bakora made a sad face."Too bad.I'm going to tell you anyway.Then,you can go to bed." Kaiba sighed."OK,OK."He said."Fine.But hurry up." "OK,"Said Bakora."Once,there were these three guys.They go into three seperate rooms where there's three separate inflatable girls.They all do it in there,and then came back out.The first guy says,'mine was a bit stiff.'The second guy says,'Mine had a flat look to her.'And the third guy says,'mine was a bit frisky.I bit her on the bosom and she flew out the window!!!" At this,Kaiba laughed so hard he almost cried.Bakora was laughing hard too,but not as hard as Kaiba. "Oh,Oh,listen to this!!"Kaiba said.He cleared his throat,still giggling from Bakora's childish humor. "One day,Superman saw Wonderwoman laying facedown naked on her porch.'Well,they do say I'm lightning fast.'He said,so he flew down and did it with her lightning fast.Wonderwoman says,'What was that?'and then the invisable man,who was on top of her,says,'I don't know but it sure did feel strange!!' Kaiba and Bakora busted out laughing."Can I come up?"Bakora asked.Kaiba giggled."Oh,I guess but we have to go to sleep soon.I have a big duel tomarrow with Weevil." All the sudden,they heard a rustling in the bushes.A girl stepped out.It was Tea Gardener,a classmate of Kaiba and Bakora's with brown hair and black eyes.She wasn't ugly but wasn't pretty either."Can I come up,too?"She asked."No way!!"Kaiba said."I barely even know you!!"He slammed the window shut,but opened it up real fast."Oh,by the way,Yugi says your hot."He closed the window again. Tea turned to Bakora."Let me come up with you."She said,tugging his arm.Bakora pulled away."Sorry,but he said no." Tea looked at him with puppy dog eyes. "Alright."Bakora said."But if he gets mad its your fault." Tea nodded,and they opened the door and went into Kaiba's room. "What's she doing here?"Kaiba asked."I told her not to come up!!" Bakora shrugged as his cellular phone rang."Oh,Hello,Sasha."He said,and did his eyebrows at Kaiba. Kaiba rolled his and began shuffling his cards as Bakora went into the bathroom to talk. "Can I see?"Asked Tea,once they were alone.Kaiba layed them down."I guess but don't touch anything."He walked over to his dresser and removed a toothbrush.He applied the paste and began to brush. Tea walked over to him."What?!"Asked Kaiba."Just leave me alone!!" Tea laughed."So,Yugi thinks I'm hot?"She akked. Kaiba nodded."Yes,he does,but I don't know what he sees,Tea Gardener." He spit the toothpaste and grabbed a towel. Tea was hurt inside by the remark he had just made.She knew he was selfish- but did not know he was capable of being so mean when she hadn't done anything. "I'm going to shower."Kaiba said.Then,It hit Tea.Kaiba was upset!! "Whats wrong,Kaiba?"Tea asked."You seem upset about something." Kaiba stopped and whirled around."You haven't heard that Mokuba ran away?"He asked rudely.Tea drew back."Fine!!"She said."Go take your stupid shower!!" She grabbed the card off the top of Kaiba's deck and chunked it at him.When it smacked against his head,he grabbed the computer chair and tossed it backward at Tea,without looking back.Then,he ran into the bathroom and told Bakora to get out so he could take his shower. Bakora quickly scurried out and hung up the phone. He picked up the card off the ground.It was a Blue Eyes White Dragon,the strongest card ever.Even stronger when 3 were fused. "Whats this doing on the ground?"Bakora asked."What happened?" Tea frowned."I chunked at that stupid arrogant bastar% because he was being mean." Bakora laughed."You'd be mean too if a stranger you barely knew came into your house when he said no."
Rex had to think quickly."I know!!Mokuba,do you have any duel monsters cards with you?I don't.They're at home." Mokuba nodded."Yeah.Go,Curse Of Dragon!!" He called,slamming a card on a rotting table.A long,tan dragon shot out.It's attack and defense weren't too good. "How do you expect to defeat my King Rex with that basic card?"Rex asked."It's my strongest one!!" Mokuba glared."I'm learning!!"He said."But I have this one figured out.I play the Baby Dragon in defense mode to protect my Curse Of Dragon!!" The King Rex roared as the Baby Dragon popped out and chattered.It kneeled down and defended itself.The King Rex attacked,But it only exploded the Baby Dragon. "Curse of Dragon,attack!!"Mokuba said. Curse of Dragon launched his attack.King Rex exploded. Rex took out his card."Ok,It's cool now."He said.Mokuba returned the Curse Of Dragon to the card and turned to Rex Raptor."Don't you have a popular show to run?"Mokuba asked him.Rex laughed."Yeah,But I left there.Al Gore made a visit to my station,so I siced my King Rex on him.It sorta went outta control,and crushed everything......" His voice trailed off. "AND I GOT FIRED!!!"He squealed.Mokuba gasped."Oh,thats horrible!!"He said.But Rex's eye was still twitching."And you know who they gave my job to?"Rex asked.Mokuba shook his head."No." "THAT STUPID UGLY BITC$,MAI VALENTINE!!!" Mokuba's hair was blown all around from the intensity of that yelp. "But I thought Mai Valentine was really pretty."He said."Seto battled her once,and kicked her butt." Rex laughed evilly."Of course he did.Mai's good for nothing." He tossed a rock."And so is that bug geek,Weevil Underwood.I hear he's going to fight Seto." Mokuba nodded."That's why I want you to help me find my way back to my house.So I can watch Seto's big match."Rex nodded as Spotty poked his head out from under a rotting tree branch.He checked the surroundings and walked over.He smelled of Rex."He likes you."Said Mokuba.But Spotty had different ideas.He let out a short growl,and chomped down on Rex's......place. "YYYYEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!"Rex shouted,grabbing himself nastily and howling in pain.The dog ran behind a dumpster at the noise and watched.Mokuba was laughing so hard he coulden't see straight.He didn't realize this kind of torture could ruin a boy.(You know how.) When Rex landed back on the ground,he was hideously mad.He grabbed a long Crowbar,wincing at the pain of having to stand.He raised it over his head and approached Spotty.Spotty yelped and ran toward the river as Rex advanced.Mokuba chased after them."Don't hurt him!!"He said,gasping.But Rex didn't listen.The dog jumped in the river to avoid being hit,and Rex hit thin air.The force of it caused Rex to stumble and fall in the rapids!!!"I'll get you,you slobbery,fleabagged pooch!!"He shouted as the water carried him away.Mokuba,anxious to save his friends,jumped in the water without a second thought.The moment he hit the water,it filled his mouth,gagging him as he cried out.The river lead to an abandoned forest that was very dangerous,and Mokuba hadn;t relized how rough the river could be.Rex had dropped the crowbar and was thrashing his arms as the dog struggled to keep his head above the water's surface. Mokuba's face ducked under once again.A rock approached and hit Rex in the face.Geez,everything happens to him.Rex cried out.Then,he noticed Mokuba. "Can you swim?"He asked loudly,over the rushing water. "Sorta."Mokuba answered,then coughed up the dirty water.A fish went down his pants,and a crap pinched onto his eyelid. He cried out in pain as the river carried them further down.He pulled off the crab and kept it in his grasp the whole way down the river.
Kaiba ran a comb through his hair."I'm glad the girl left."He said."I didn't even want her up here."He glared at Bakora."Yeah."Said Bakora."One time,a girl named Anna lived on my street.She had wild red hair and freckles all over her.Boy,was she ugly,and she digged me.So one day,I got and idea,and it was,'Why not paralyze her for life?'So I did,and boy was my life better.man,-" Kaiba cut him off with a tennis ball in the mouth.He clicked open his locket.Inside was a picture of Mokuba.He stared at for a long while,lying on the bed.By the time he came to his senses,Bakora was asleep on the floor.He was snoring loudly.Kaiba clicked off his bedside lamp.He went to sleep.His dreams were horrible!!They were about girls with wild red hair and fathers who ate too much cabbage!!!He also had a dream about Superman,Wonderwoman,and inflatable ladies.He woke up screaming. "Wah?"Bakora asked,his eyes looking very swollen and a trickle of drool coming from his mouth.His hair was everywhere like he had been making out with some girl. Kaiba's breath slowened."I just had a horrid dream."He said.Bakora stared at him."Oh well."He said."So?"Kaiba cleched his fists."Nevermind."He said through gritted teeth. Bakora smirked."OK,Dear."He said,immitaing someones old mother."Dreams are only a wish your heart makes."At this he busted out laughing. Kaiba growled.He closed his eyes and went back to sleep.This time,his dreams were even more horrible.They were about the ugliest,nerdiest,mental creature around.They were about Weevil Underwood.
Mokuba woke up to a crab piching his hand.He looked down to see he was still grasping the crab he had when they were rushing down the river.Mokuba looked around and saw Rex and Spotty.Spotty was peeing on a tree,and Rex was knocked out cold.It was nightime by now,but Mokuba could faintly see a place on Rex's head that had dried blood around it.There was a rock by Rex's head,and Mokuba's thinking said he probly got cracked on the rock."Hello?Rex?"Mokuba said,still holding the crab.Rex's eyes fluttered open."Ah,Mom,it's still Saturday."Rex mumbled.But then,he noticed it was Mokuba."Oh.Hello."Rex said,raising to the sitting position.He rubbed his head. Then,the crab piched Mokuba so hard he threw it down on the rock with all his might.The shell cracked and the crab died. Rex's eyes looked funny like he had a cuncussion,but then Mokuba was sure because he fell to sleep in 2 seconds.Mokuba decided not to wake him up. He walked over to Spotty.Spotty had a dead rat in his mouth."Huh?Where ARE we?"Mokuba asked himself,looking around.Then it hit him!!!They were in the forest that was at the end of the river!!! Kaiba had told him many times that the forest was extremely dangerous.At least one person a month died there.Wolves,Snakes,Coyotes,and badgers lived there.(Don't laugh.Badgers can be real mean.)But on the plus side,beautiful things appeared there,but very rarely.These things included deer,Kiaba(Joke),and wild pigs.Mokuba decided to wake up Rex at once to warn him."Rexie!!"Mokuba said.His voice cracked from fear.Rex woke up."What?"He asked."We're in the forest!!"Mokuba explained.Rex looked puzzled."So?"He said,goggly eyed.Mokuba got mad."Don't you get my freakin drift?"He asked."It's dangerous here!!"
CHAPTER THE FIRST
Mokuba Kaiba was eight years old.He lived with his 15-year-old big brother,Seto Kaiba,or just Kaiba.Kaiba was the owner of Kaiba Corparation,A technology company.This company had made Kaiba and Mokuba multi millionairs.But Kaiba was not happy.He was mean to everybody but Mokuba and resolved his problems by throwing chairs.(Chairs are a great weapon.He's very creative.) Every time a guy bothered him,there went a chair.If someone called him and oaf,there goes another chair.They must have gone through a thousand chairs a month.But,who cares about Chairs?We're talking about Mokuba. Anyway,Mokuba was adorable.He had inhereted the amazing looks Kaiba had.He had middle-length black hair and black eyes which were very big and out of proportion.But,I like big eyes. He always wore a white bandana around his neck.Enough about Mokuba,even though he's our main charater.Let's get to Kaiba.(My favorite:)!) Kaiba is 15 and the owner of Kaiba Corp.as you already know.He has brown hair,a throaty voice,and is pretty arrogant.He is a master Deulest,and owns all three of the most powerful card ever desghned.The Blue Eyes White Dragon.(Enough about him,now)
Bakora,Joey,and Yugi were all at Kaiba's house.They were trading cards."Let me have that big old dog."Mokuba said,pointing to Yugi's SilverFang,which was a grey wolf-like creature.Yugi shook his head."Sorry,Mokuba."Mokuba jutted his bottom lip."I'll give you my Darkworld Thorns?"He offered.Yugi sighed and shook his head."I don't think so." Joey's face lit up."I'll give you the Baby Dragon for it?"Mokuba giggled."OK!!!"He gave the Darkworld Thorns,which was a big man-eating plant,to Joey and in return got the baby dragon.It looked like,well,a baby dragon.Kaiba sat in the corner,fumbling with his cards and mumbling to himself."What's wrong,Seto?"Asked Mokuba,shuffling the Baby Dragon into his deck.Kaiba shrugged."I'm fine.Why don't you go play in your room?If you be quiet,I'll play Nintendo with you later." Mokuba smiled."Alright!!!"He said,and ran into his room.He went straight over to the toybox and grabbed a Choo-choo train.He made Choo-choo noises.All the sudden,Bakora walked in."Whats up?"He asked in his British accent.Mokuba smiled."Do you wanna play with me?You can be the robber who trys to steal the cargo off the train." Bakora frowned."No.How about we play Nintendo?"Mokuba sighed."OK,but I really wanted to play Choo Choo trains."
About half an hour later,Mokuba began to cry."WWWWaaaaaaaa!!!!"He said."Seto!!Seto!!!"He screeched.Kaiba ran into the room as fast as he could."What's wrong,Mokuba?"He asked.Mokuba sniffed."I won,and Bakora doesn't have a lollipop for me." Kaiba smiled.A real smile."Here."He said,handing him a bubblegum lollipop,Mokuba's favorite. "Now maybe you and Bokora could go play with Spotty?" Spotty was the Kaiba's dog.He was a mutt;black with brown ears and white paws.Half Husky and half Chow. Mokuba laughed."Ok,Seto."He said,grabbing the dog's ball."C'mon,Bakora." Bakora shrugged."I really don't want to go out there." Mokuba grunted."How bout you,Yugi?" Yugi thought about that."Nope,I don't want to go." Mokuba was about to turn to Joey,but he said,"Nope." Mokuba stamped his foot."I'll cry." Kaiba had to think fast."Here's a lollipop,Mokuba.Go share it with Spotty.Have fun!!!" Mokuba was happy again.He grabbed the lolli from Kaiba and trotted out his bedroom door and onto the back lawn.
"Your little brother can be a menace."Joey remarked in his gangster like voice."He's annoying."This made Kaiba mad."You lowlife!!Don't ever talk about my brother that way!!He's only eight years old!!!"Kaiba struggled to hold himself back from decking Joey right across the face.Joey and Kaiba didn't always get along so well,even though they were friends.They were both very stubborn,and Kaiba was arrogant."Oh,yeah?"Joey asked."If i'm a lowlife,your a rich snob!!!" Kaiba laughed his cold laugh."You coulden't afford half the carpet your sitting on,so your someone to talk."He laughed again,this time with more of an in-your-face attitude. Yugi waved his arms."Calm down,you two.So Kaiba's extremely wealthy,and your just average,Joey.Your all friends here." Bakora smirked."Doesn't sound like it to me."He said,and clicked on the T.V. "And Weevil Underwood drops Rex Raptor's life points to zero!!The game is over!!Weevil underwood will advance tomarrow to the house of the one and only Seto Kaiba to deul him as a prize!!!" The little purple head,glasses wearing freak whooped with joy."I'm going to destroy Seto Kaiba's monsters just as I have Rex Raptor's!!!"He said.Rex Raptor groaned.He was the D.J of the most popular radio station as well as a great deulest.But no one was as good as Seto Kaiba. Bakora turned to Kaiba."Your going to fight the winner of the tournament tomarrow?"Kaiba nodded."It will just be another easy fight."He glared at Joey."It'll like be fighting Joey." Joey growled.
"Catch the ball,Spotty!!"Mokuba shouted in his meek voice.He tossed the round object through the air,and watched his beloved dog jump up and catch it."Nice Work!!"He said laughingly,tossing a dog treat at it.Mokuba sat down on a tree stump in the 200 acre yard.It was a well kept yard because of the Gardener,whom this was his only day off in the week.Normally,servants were going to and fro,trying to keep the hot tub warm and the pool the correct temperature.But not today.It was just Mokuba,Spotty,and Mokuba's pony,Princess.She was in a stable at the far end of the yard.It was a black and white female pony who was about the size of a large gazelle.Large enough for Kaiba and Mokuba to ride. Mokuba decided he wanted to go see her. "Let's go see princess."He said to Spotty.Spotty barked,but then whined."What's wrong,boy?"Asked Mokuba,strangly."Do you want me to throw the ball?" Spotty barked."OK,then."Mokuba said.He drew back his small arm and hurled the ball toward the house.Spotty ran to go catch it,but the throw was so high it went into Kaiba's room window.It bonked Yugi on the head."Yeowch!!"Said he,and hurled the ball so hard through the window that it went over the fence.Spotty,wanting the ball,aproached the fence,and,with a running leap,jumped over it!!! "Spotty!!:Mokuba shouted."Come back!!"But Spotty kept on going.Mokuba ran to the fence."I'm coming,Spotty!!"He said.He began to climb the vines going up the fence.But then,a servant appeared. "Young master!!"He said,panting with exitement."Get down from there,you'll fall!!" Mokuba sneered."Go away and get back to work.Scrub my Pony's cage." The servant nodded."But not until I am sure you are safe,young master."It said. Mokuba was becoming rather irritated at his servant's lack to obey. "Go do it now,or I'll call Seto!!!"The servant stuttered and stumbled."I'm sure he woulden't care."Muttered the young man."It was for the well being of his little brother." Mokuba smiled."Watch this."He said,and jumped down from the wall."SETOOOOO!!!!" he called. Kaiba heard his brother's call at once."I'll be right back."Kaiba said,and rushed down the stairs and outside.He saw the servant and Mokuba. "What is it,Mokuba?"Asked Kaiba,eyeing the servant suspiciously.The servant gulped. "Well,"Mokuba began,"I wanted him to clean out my pony's cage,and he won't do it." Kaiba stared at the servant."Excuse me?"He asked."Who runs this house?" The servant smiled nervously."Why,you do.But I must say that the reason I refused to do Mokuba's bidding was because he was climbing on the wall." "He's lying,He's lying!!"Mokuba said."I didn't do that!!" Kaiba turned to the servant."You know,I could have you fired for lying,and sued for refusal.Get back to work,or I'll--" The man began to back towards the pony cages. "And,"Kaiba added."You have an extra shift,just to show you who's boss." The man turned around to leave hurridly,but Kaiba wasn't fininshed."One more thing." He said.The servant looked at him. "Never refer to Mokuba by his first name.It's young master to you."Kaiba spat at the servant's feet as he scurried away.Kaiba looked at Mokuba."Is everything OK?"He asked. Mokuba was about to nod,but remembered Spotty. "Seto,Spotty ran away.Can I go find him?" Kaiba laughed."No way!!You're way too young.Tomarrow,me and you will have James(The chaffeur)Drive us around town to find him." Mokuba sighed."Alright."He pretended to comprimise."Good."Said Kaiba."Do you want to come up to my room?We can play nentendo." Mokuba whined."But I want you and your friends to ride horsies with me." Kaiba sighed,this time."Alright,alright.Just come with me to get them." Mokuba shook his head."I'm going to get Princess ready."He trotted out south to put on her bridal.Why a boy had a pony named Princess,I'm not sure.
"You guys are going to come with me and Mokuba horseback riding."Kaiba said sternly as he walked into the room. "What if we don't want to?"Bakora asked,very interested in a WWF wrestling match.Kaiba grabbed him by the coller of the shirt."Than you'll change your mind pretty quick."He said.Bokora nodded."OK."He said."Fine.I wanted to ride horses anyway.Riding horses is fun.Come on,let's go now!!!We shallent waste time.Time is money,as they say!!" Joey put down a Duel Monsters card from dueling with Yugi.He looked at his watch."Yugi,we've gotta go.Your gramps was going to teach us more about duel monsters." "Oh,thats right!!"Yugi lied."Let's go!!" Joey and Yugi reached the bottom of the 2 flights of stairs in record breaking time.
"This one's Santa Claus."Mokuba said,giving Bakora a white horse.It bit Bokora's arm. "OOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!"He said."That hurts!!!"Kaiba laughed."Ha,ha."He said."You got hurt.And plus,I don't have to ride a horse called Santa Claus!!!" "Here Kaiba."Mokuba said."You can ride Britney Spears!!" Kaiba's face became deathly pale."O-Ok."He said,secretly pinching the horse's behind. "And I get to ride Princess."Said Mokuba happily. They were just about to ride the horses out of the stable when Mokuba heard a familier dog's bark."Spotty!!"He said,and jumped off the horse.The reins got caught in his foot,so he fell with a thump. "OOOFF!"He said on impact.Tears leaked from his eyes."Wwwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"He cried."I want me Spotty dog back!!!Spotty!Spotty!!!" The dog barked,way off in the distance.Kaiba helped Mokuba stand."We'll go find him,right now."Kaiba offered,grabbing Mokuba's arm. "No,Seto!!!"Mokuba said,breaking away."I can go find him!!"Mokuba ran all the way across the yard before Kaiba or Bakora could take two steps.He hurled himself over the fence and called,"Spotty!!!"As he ran with all his energy. "Wow."Bakora muttered."He has alot of energy for a little kid.Probly eats lots of cabbage.Why,when I was little,mom used to nag.(In a high voice)'Eat your Cabbage,Sugar.' She'd say.And dad,boy,after he ate cabbage,man,the whole house smelled like- -" "Bakora,shut up!!!"Kaiba said."Nobody cares about your cabbage issues and your flatchulent father!!" Bakora shut up. "We need to find Mokuba."Bakora said."We have to think.If I were Mokuba,where would I go?"He thought for a moment."Oh,I know!!"He said."Over the fence!!"He got so exited he started to run. "Bakora."Kaiba said.Bakora stopped."Oh,wait...."He said. Kaiba had enough."Why don't you just leave?"He asked."Your no big help at all." Bakura sadly slumped over his shoulders."Sorry."He said."Fine,I'll leave.Besides,I still have to call Trish,Sasha,Katrina,Kathy,Salina and Rosie." Kaiba's mouth hung open."You have all those girlfriends?"He asked.Bakora nodded."Of course.I'm so handsome,smart,and wonderful,noone can resist." He grabbed a cell phone from Kaiba."Oh,I know.I'll just call them right here,right now." He began to dial Trish's number.This made Kaiba extra mad. "If we don't find my brother by nightfall,he could get lost!!I for one,will not stand for that.Anyway,I don't even care about girls!(He's not gay or anything.)" Kaiba brushed back his bangs,opened the creaky gate,and stalked away. "Wait up!!"Bakora shouted,hanging up the phone."Remember,you have to battle Weevil Underwood tomarrow morning!!You have to be here when he arrives!!" Kaiba stopped in his tracks."Oh,Crap."He said."Now I remember." He cupped his hands to his mouth. "MOKUBAAAAA!!!!"He called,pitifully."MOKUBA!!!COME BACK!!!" His voice echoed 5 times.No answer. "MOKUBAAAA!!!"He called again.Still,no answer.He yelled so loud his voice cracked and his throat became raw. "Uh,Kaiba,do you need a drink?"Asked Bakora.Kaiba rubbed his throat."No."He said."I'll have the servants look for him." "SERVANTS!!!!!!"He called."GET OVER HERE,NOW!!!" In the blink of an eye,25 servants appeared. "Find my brother,Mokuba." The servants nodded."Master,will he be alright?"Asked one.Kaiba got angry."I just gave you an order,did I not?"He asked,grabbing him by the shirt."Now get up,Go out the gate,don't whine,AND FIND MY BROTHER!!!!!!Got a problem with that?!" The servant whimpered."Yes master."He said quickly,and rushed out the gate. Bakora stood speechless."Wow."He said."Cool.You know,I wish I was rich.I would buy rice cakes.I love rice cakes.They make a pleasant little crunchy noise when you bite im'.You know,one time I got a stale rice cake,and--" "BAKORA,SHUT UPPPP!!!" Bakora snapped his mouth closed."Sorry,Kaiba."He said.
"Spotty!!"Mokuba called."Where the heck are you?"He tossed a rock down at the ground."Seto's probly realll mad at me for running to find Spotty."He said.Then,he remembered something."Oh,no!!He probly wanted me to be there for his big match against Weevil tomarrow!!!"Mokuba cried.He sat down on the curb,and was about to turn and go back,when he heard that bark again,closer,but farther away from home. It was a tough desision."I know!!I'll go get the dog,and come back!!"He said happily."I know my way around."He rose off the curb.The bark echoed again. "I'm coming,Spotty!!"Mokuba said,and broke into a run.He began calling the dog's name,and whistling."Spotty!!"He said."Spotty!!Come back!!Seto will be mad!!"Another bark.Closer,this time.Spotty was running toward him!! Mokuba ran faster and harder,calling loudly all the way.He ran and ran until he could see the body of a dog running down the street. "Spotty!!"He called.The dog barked,and ran faster than ever.It approached Mokuba,then spun around and started to growl."What is it,boy?"Mokuba asked.The dog just whined. Mokuba laughed."Silly doggie."He said."Theres nothing over there.Your just imagianin' things."He grabbed the dog by the coller,and was about to turn around,but then he saw something.It was a thing coming over the hill.It looked kinda like a....DINOSAUR?It was!!It was a KingRex,one of the strongest cards you can get thats a dino.Behind it was the duel master Rex Raptor,and D.J of a popular radio station.Rex was chasing it down the road;his face red and flushed. "Can you help me,Man?"He asked in his cool voice."Got a little dino problem.Do you got a minute?" Mokuba nodded."Sure.As long as you help me get back to Seto." Rex's mouth dropped."You know Seto Kaiba?"He asked. Mokuba nodded."He's my big brother and my bestest friend in the whole wide world!!" Rex was about to say,'That's nice,'but the King Rex stomped toward them."AAAAAHHH!"They said.
Bakora was standing underneath Kaiba's window.Then the dog says,'Stop treating me so ruff!'"Bakora said.He bursted out laughing."Get it?"He asked Kaiba.Kaiba was acting like he didn't know him."Yes,yes...."He said."Yes,I get it.Yes,yes."He was talking in a high,irritated tone. "Do you want to hear another?"Bakora said.Kaiba clenched his fists."NO!"He said. Bakora made a sad face."Too bad.I'm going to tell you anyway.Then,you can go to bed." Kaiba sighed."OK,OK."He said."Fine.But hurry up." "OK,"Said Bakora."Once,there were these three guys.They go into three seperate rooms where there's three separate inflatable girls.They all do it in there,and then came back out.The first guy says,'mine was a bit stiff.'The second guy says,'Mine had a flat look to her.'And the third guy says,'mine was a bit frisky.I bit her on the bosom and she flew out the window!!!" At this,Kaiba laughed so hard he almost cried.Bakora was laughing hard too,but not as hard as Kaiba. "Oh,Oh,listen to this!!"Kaiba said.He cleared his throat,still giggling from Bakora's childish humor. "One day,Superman saw Wonderwoman laying facedown naked on her porch.'Well,they do say I'm lightning fast.'He said,so he flew down and did it with her lightning fast.Wonderwoman says,'What was that?'and then the invisable man,who was on top of her,says,'I don't know but it sure did feel strange!!' Kaiba and Bakora busted out laughing."Can I come up?"Bakora asked.Kaiba giggled."Oh,I guess but we have to go to sleep soon.I have a big duel tomarrow with Weevil." All the sudden,they heard a rustling in the bushes.A girl stepped out.It was Tea Gardener,a classmate of Kaiba and Bakora's with brown hair and black eyes.She wasn't ugly but wasn't pretty either."Can I come up,too?"She asked."No way!!"Kaiba said."I barely even know you!!"He slammed the window shut,but opened it up real fast."Oh,by the way,Yugi says your hot."He closed the window again. Tea turned to Bakora."Let me come up with you."She said,tugging his arm.Bakora pulled away."Sorry,but he said no." Tea looked at him with puppy dog eyes. "Alright."Bakora said."But if he gets mad its your fault." Tea nodded,and they opened the door and went into Kaiba's room. "What's she doing here?"Kaiba asked."I told her not to come up!!" Bakora shrugged as his cellular phone rang."Oh,Hello,Sasha."He said,and did his eyebrows at Kaiba. Kaiba rolled his and began shuffling his cards as Bakora went into the bathroom to talk. "Can I see?"Asked Tea,once they were alone.Kaiba layed them down."I guess but don't touch anything."He walked over to his dresser and removed a toothbrush.He applied the paste and began to brush. Tea walked over to him."What?!"Asked Kaiba."Just leave me alone!!" Tea laughed."So,Yugi thinks I'm hot?"She akked. Kaiba nodded."Yes,he does,but I don't know what he sees,Tea Gardener." He spit the toothpaste and grabbed a towel. Tea was hurt inside by the remark he had just made.She knew he was selfish- but did not know he was capable of being so mean when she hadn't done anything. "I'm going to shower."Kaiba said.Then,It hit Tea.Kaiba was upset!! "Whats wrong,Kaiba?"Tea asked."You seem upset about something." Kaiba stopped and whirled around."You haven't heard that Mokuba ran away?"He asked rudely.Tea drew back."Fine!!"She said."Go take your stupid shower!!" She grabbed the card off the top of Kaiba's deck and chunked it at him.When it smacked against his head,he grabbed the computer chair and tossed it backward at Tea,without looking back.Then,he ran into the bathroom and told Bakora to get out so he could take his shower. Bakora quickly scurried out and hung up the phone. He picked up the card off the ground.It was a Blue Eyes White Dragon,the strongest card ever.Even stronger when 3 were fused. "Whats this doing on the ground?"Bakora asked."What happened?" Tea frowned."I chunked at that stupid arrogant bastar% because he was being mean." Bakora laughed."You'd be mean too if a stranger you barely knew came into your house when he said no."
Rex had to think quickly."I know!!Mokuba,do you have any duel monsters cards with you?I don't.They're at home." Mokuba nodded."Yeah.Go,Curse Of Dragon!!" He called,slamming a card on a rotting table.A long,tan dragon shot out.It's attack and defense weren't too good. "How do you expect to defeat my King Rex with that basic card?"Rex asked."It's my strongest one!!" Mokuba glared."I'm learning!!"He said."But I have this one figured out.I play the Baby Dragon in defense mode to protect my Curse Of Dragon!!" The King Rex roared as the Baby Dragon popped out and chattered.It kneeled down and defended itself.The King Rex attacked,But it only exploded the Baby Dragon. "Curse of Dragon,attack!!"Mokuba said. Curse of Dragon launched his attack.King Rex exploded. Rex took out his card."Ok,It's cool now."He said.Mokuba returned the Curse Of Dragon to the card and turned to Rex Raptor."Don't you have a popular show to run?"Mokuba asked him.Rex laughed."Yeah,But I left there.Al Gore made a visit to my station,so I siced my King Rex on him.It sorta went outta control,and crushed everything......" His voice trailed off. "AND I GOT FIRED!!!"He squealed.Mokuba gasped."Oh,thats horrible!!"He said.But Rex's eye was still twitching."And you know who they gave my job to?"Rex asked.Mokuba shook his head."No." "THAT STUPID UGLY BITC$,MAI VALENTINE!!!" Mokuba's hair was blown all around from the intensity of that yelp. "But I thought Mai Valentine was really pretty."He said."Seto battled her once,and kicked her butt." Rex laughed evilly."Of course he did.Mai's good for nothing." He tossed a rock."And so is that bug geek,Weevil Underwood.I hear he's going to fight Seto." Mokuba nodded."That's why I want you to help me find my way back to my house.So I can watch Seto's big match."Rex nodded as Spotty poked his head out from under a rotting tree branch.He checked the surroundings and walked over.He smelled of Rex."He likes you."Said Mokuba.But Spotty had different ideas.He let out a short growl,and chomped down on Rex's......place. "YYYYEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!"Rex shouted,grabbing himself nastily and howling in pain.The dog ran behind a dumpster at the noise and watched.Mokuba was laughing so hard he coulden't see straight.He didn't realize this kind of torture could ruin a boy.(You know how.) When Rex landed back on the ground,he was hideously mad.He grabbed a long Crowbar,wincing at the pain of having to stand.He raised it over his head and approached Spotty.Spotty yelped and ran toward the river as Rex advanced.Mokuba chased after them."Don't hurt him!!"He said,gasping.But Rex didn't listen.The dog jumped in the river to avoid being hit,and Rex hit thin air.The force of it caused Rex to stumble and fall in the rapids!!!"I'll get you,you slobbery,fleabagged pooch!!"He shouted as the water carried him away.Mokuba,anxious to save his friends,jumped in the water without a second thought.The moment he hit the water,it filled his mouth,gagging him as he cried out.The river lead to an abandoned forest that was very dangerous,and Mokuba hadn;t relized how rough the river could be.Rex had dropped the crowbar and was thrashing his arms as the dog struggled to keep his head above the water's surface. Mokuba's face ducked under once again.A rock approached and hit Rex in the face.Geez,everything happens to him.Rex cried out.Then,he noticed Mokuba. "Can you swim?"He asked loudly,over the rushing water. "Sorta."Mokuba answered,then coughed up the dirty water.A fish went down his pants,and a crap pinched onto his eyelid. He cried out in pain as the river carried them further down.He pulled off the crab and kept it in his grasp the whole way down the river.
Kaiba ran a comb through his hair."I'm glad the girl left."He said."I didn't even want her up here."He glared at Bakora."Yeah."Said Bakora."One time,a girl named Anna lived on my street.She had wild red hair and freckles all over her.Boy,was she ugly,and she digged me.So one day,I got and idea,and it was,'Why not paralyze her for life?'So I did,and boy was my life better.man,-" Kaiba cut him off with a tennis ball in the mouth.He clicked open his locket.Inside was a picture of Mokuba.He stared at for a long while,lying on the bed.By the time he came to his senses,Bakora was asleep on the floor.He was snoring loudly.Kaiba clicked off his bedside lamp.He went to sleep.His dreams were horrible!!They were about girls with wild red hair and fathers who ate too much cabbage!!!He also had a dream about Superman,Wonderwoman,and inflatable ladies.He woke up screaming. "Wah?"Bakora asked,his eyes looking very swollen and a trickle of drool coming from his mouth.His hair was everywhere like he had been making out with some girl. Kaiba's breath slowened."I just had a horrid dream."He said.Bakora stared at him."Oh well."He said."So?"Kaiba cleched his fists."Nevermind."He said through gritted teeth. Bakora smirked."OK,Dear."He said,immitaing someones old mother."Dreams are only a wish your heart makes."At this he busted out laughing. Kaiba growled.He closed his eyes and went back to sleep.This time,his dreams were even more horrible.They were about the ugliest,nerdiest,mental creature around.They were about Weevil Underwood.
Mokuba woke up to a crab piching his hand.He looked down to see he was still grasping the crab he had when they were rushing down the river.Mokuba looked around and saw Rex and Spotty.Spotty was peeing on a tree,and Rex was knocked out cold.It was nightime by now,but Mokuba could faintly see a place on Rex's head that had dried blood around it.There was a rock by Rex's head,and Mokuba's thinking said he probly got cracked on the rock."Hello?Rex?"Mokuba said,still holding the crab.Rex's eyes fluttered open."Ah,Mom,it's still Saturday."Rex mumbled.But then,he noticed it was Mokuba."Oh.Hello."Rex said,raising to the sitting position.He rubbed his head. Then,the crab piched Mokuba so hard he threw it down on the rock with all his might.The shell cracked and the crab died. Rex's eyes looked funny like he had a cuncussion,but then Mokuba was sure because he fell to sleep in 2 seconds.Mokuba decided not to wake him up. He walked over to Spotty.Spotty had a dead rat in his mouth."Huh?Where ARE we?"Mokuba asked himself,looking around.Then it hit him!!!They were in the forest that was at the end of the river!!! Kaiba had told him many times that the forest was extremely dangerous.At least one person a month died there.Wolves,Snakes,Coyotes,and badgers lived there.(Don't laugh.Badgers can be real mean.)But on the plus side,beautiful things appeared there,but very rarely.These things included deer,Kiaba(Joke),and wild pigs.Mokuba decided to wake up Rex at once to warn him."Rexie!!"Mokuba said.His voice cracked from fear.Rex woke up."What?"He asked."We're in the forest!!"Mokuba explained.Rex looked puzzled."So?"He said,goggly eyed.Mokuba got mad."Don't you get my freakin drift?"He asked."It's dangerous here!!"