Chapter the second
"Im hungry."Said Rex,grabbing his stomach."Where is there sumthin' to eat?"He looked around.All he saw was a dead crab,and injured dove,and a deer that was dying.Spotty ran over to the deer.He began barking at it and biting."Yummy!!"Rex said."As soon as the dog kills it,there'll be a feast!!"He clasped his hands and waited. "Wait!!!"Mokuba said."It's a living thing!!"He grabbed spotty by the coller.Rex licked his lips."It won't be much longer." Mokuba got angry."Look,stupid!!"He said,pointing to the dead crab."You can eat that thing!!" Mokuba helped the deer stand up.Rex grabbed the crab and bit down as hard as he could. "YYYEEEEOOOOWWW!"Rex cried."The shell may be cracked,but it's still as hard as he&^!!"He grasped his mouth.Mokuba laughed.Then,he grabbed Rex's crab."No,not my crab!!!"Rex shouted.Mokuba pryed the shell off with a stick and fed the meat to the deer.Deers may not eat meat,but this one was starving so it setteled.Rex began to cry."We're going to die out here!And you-all you care about is a stupid deer that we could be eating right now!!I should've known better than to ask for an eight-year-old baby's help!!" Rex crossed his arms and pouted."I want my crab!!"He said."And I want it now!!" Then,a long peice of metal caught his eye.It was the crowbar!!Rex slowly slithered over and picked it up while Mokuba had his back turned,petting the deer.Rex rushed forward,and drove it into his head!!(The deer's,I mean.)The deer screamed in agony,and fell limp to the ground,dead.Tears leaked from Mokuba's eyes.He began to cry. "Now,I'll cut open his tummy and get my crab!!"Rex said,grabbing a pointed stick.Mokuba swiped it away from him."Your crazy!!"Mokuba said."You don't need anything sharp!!" Rex reached for it."But his thigh would make a nice ham!!"He said.He grabbed a stick that was shaped kinda like a fork."Cool."He said,and jammed it into the deers hide.He tryed to pry a peice out,but blood splattered into his eye. "AARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!"He cried."That's nasty!!" Mokuba was standing by,laughing."Even if you did get a peice,it needs to be cooked."He said.Rex shut up."Oh,yeah."He said."Woo hoo,Spotty,do you know how to blow fire?"The dog cocked it's head. "Wake up and smell the coffee!!"Mokuba said."He's a dog!!D-O-G!!Dog's don't blow fire!!" But Rex already had two sticks and was rubbing them together rapidly. About half an hour later,a spark flew."Here it comes!!"Rex said,as a large tongue of flame flared up all over his face!!! Mokuba laughed so hard he couldent see straight."Throw in the deer!!"Rex said,with a burnt face.Mokuba threw in the deer,and pretty soon,they could smell in cooking.But the bad thing was,so could the animals. "Are those things eyes?"Asked Mokuba,pointing at the bushes. "I dunno.Poke it and find out."Rex said."OK."Mokuba replied,and grabbed the sharp stick.He jammed it into one of the little yellow lights.There was a inhuman roar. "Yep.It's an eye!!"Said Rex.A large wolf jumped out of the bushes."Run!!"Mokuba said."No duh!!"Said Rex.The wolf ran over to the fire and jumped in.He was trying to get to the deer.But instead,he burnt up.There were yelps and screeches from the fire.Rex pulled both of them out. "Cool."He said.
Kaiba woke in the morning to Bakora's inhuman snoring.He was smiling in his sleep.He was saying this:Oh,I had no idea!!Honest!!I didn't mean to eat his prunes!!Honest!! Kaiba rolled his squinty eyes and looked at the clock on the bedside table.It was 6:45 AM.Weevil was to come at 1:00.He still had plenty of time to sleep.He rolled over,but when he did,his cell phone rang. He answered it."Yeah,whudaya want?"He snapped into it."Whats the deal with calling me so dam* early?!" There was a pause. "What are you wearing?"Said a girls voice.Kaiba was shocked."What?"He asked."What are you wearing?" "Um...Pajamas,underwear,socks,and a blanket.Why?" "Uh!"Said the voice,and hung up."That was weird."Said Kaiba,and checked the collor ID. Gardener,Tea Was what it read. "The caller ID must be screwing up."Kaiba said,and he rolled over once again.Bakora let out a long,pig like snort. "BAKORA!"Kaiba snapped."Wake up!!" Bakora's large eyes snapped open."Whatisit?"He asked."I told you about the aliens!!"Kaiba threw a sock at him."No.I just got a weird call." Bakora wiped his eyes."What was it about?" Kaiba explained the girls voiceand the caller ID. Bakora nudged him with an elbow."OOhhhhhhh!!!"He said."Maybe a girl finally wants to go out with ya!!" This was very unusual because Kaiba was very handsome,and extremely wealthy.It was his attitude that threw girls off. Kaiba snorted."Like I'd want to go out with Tea Gardener!!" "I don't know."Said Bakora."She's OK." Kaiba laughed."Easy for you to say!!You've got 7 girlfriends!!" Bakora smiled."Yeah,because I'm so dashing."Kaiba smirked."Yeah.right." Bakora play socked him across the arm muscle. "I'm more handsome than you."He said.Kiaba didn't reply. "Do you think we'll find Mokuba today?"He asked,worried. "No."Said Bakora,truthfully."Knowing him,he's probly in that dangerous forest." Kaiba laughed a little too loudly."Man,are you stupid."He said."And lemmie guess,he's there with Rex Raptor?"Kaiba laughed again.Bakora frowned."OK,then.Where do you think he is,Mr.Rocket scientist?" "Probly right down the street at Joey's or Yugi's house." Bakora shook his head."I bet your wrong.Now shut up because I am tired and want to go to sleep." Bakora layed down and closed his eyes."No way!!"Kaiba said,and chunked a pillow at him. Bakora's eyes popped open and narrowed.He threw an alarm clock at him.Kaiba grabbed one of Mokuba's G I Joe chairs and threw it at Bakora.It fell to the ground and broke. "Oh,You broke Mokuba's toy.And he loves GI Joe."Bakora pointed out.He laughed. Kaiba grunted."He's going to kill me when he gets home." "If he ever does."Bakora mumbled.Kaiba heard him,and went hysterical.He grasped his hair and yanked."YOUR RIGHT!!HE'LL NEVER EVER COME HOME!!hE'S GONE FOREVER!NO,NO!!!" Kaiba laughed crazily.He grabbed the alarm clock and banged it on his head 7 times.Then,he grabbed a GI joe figure and ate it."Tastes like chicken....."He said loonily.He snorted three times and did a congo line with Mokuba's 5 ft. tall Teddy Bear. "Uh...Kaiba?"Bakora said."Are you OK?" Kaiba got in his face."Oh,YES!!"He said like a madman."I AM AS GREAT AS ILL EVER BE!!" He ran into the bathroom and flushed the toilet three times.One of his servants was in the shower,so he turned on the faucet.There was a scream as he was scalded. Kaiba grabbed a rubber duck and bit off it's head with his teeth.He shoved the head down the drain and the body down the toilet.He grabbed a toilet plunger and stuck it on Bakora's head. "Actually,It's a pretty stylish hat."Bakora said,but he tore it off anyway. "Kaiba,snap out of it.Mokuba's at the door!!"Bakora lied.Kaiba pulled himself together.He ran to the front door and threw it open.There was a salesperson.He thought it was Mokuba,and threw his arms around him. "I'm not like you!!"Said the man,and he ran off,laughing like a coocoo.
Rex was the first one to be awake in the morning because he was barfing everywhere.He was the only one that had eaten part of the deer.Mokuba had gone fishing and caught a fish,But Rex had insisted he was overeacting.Now,Mokuba was full and sleeping,and Rex was hungry and barfing his guts up. There was a horrible taste in his mouth,so he grabbed some water.He was so thirsty he didn't realize it was Stagnit.He swallowed it down,and barfed it all up."When will the torment end?"He asked.He decided to kill the dog for food.Mokuba woulden't like this one bit,so he'd leave the bones and say a pack of wolves devoured him up. Rex grabbed the crowbar,and gently stepped over to behind a tree,where they had saw the dog go last night.Spotty was laying there very still.Rex waited till he took a breath with the crowbar raised over his head. Spotty never took a breath. "What?"Rex asked himself.He kneeled down and picked Spotty up. He was as stiff as a board."What the-?"Rex said.He knew that Spotty was dead and had been for a long time.The only clue Rex had was a gaping rip in his neck,wide open.Spotty's tongue was hangin' out and his eyes were open,staring coldly at Rex. "Oh my god....."Rex moaned,dropping the corpse. "Mokuba...."He groaned,heaving.He lost someore of last night's dinner."Mokuba."He said luder and steadier.Mokuba's eyes opened."Why'd you wake me up?"He asked."It's not a life and death matter,here." Rex grinned."Um...It's not a life matter,but it's a death matter.You see....."He pointed at the corpse,which he had dropped. Mokuba's eyes shot open with suprise."Geez!!"He said.Tears spewed out."He's dead...he's dead..."He kept moaning. "What do you think got him?"Asked Rex."Theres a rip in his throat." Mokuba sniffed and looked at it."S-something bit him."He said."A while ago.Maybe in the middle of the night."He sniffed again. Rex nodded."It's dengerous here.What if whatever killed him comes back,to get the body,you know?Mayba he just went to get his pack or something,for help." Mokuba ran his chubby hand over the teeth marks that were on Spotty's neck. "Either Coyote or wolf."He said.You could tell farely large,sharp incisors had penetrated the skin. Rex gulped."Well,lets go."He grabbed the crowbar for a weapon and stalked toward a bush.He tripped over something,and fell to his face."What happened?"Mokuba asked.Rex pointed at the thing he had tripped over.It was a grey,fuzzy thing.It was about as small as a 6 week old puppy. "Its it a grimlin?"Mokuba asked,picking it up.It uncurled.But right before Mokuba could see what it was,It sunk long,sharp teeth into his arm.Blood leaked out. "Yeowch!!"Mokuba cried,dropping the thing.There was a crack as it's leg broke,and a yelp.Rex got up."A baby Coyote!!"He said,grabbing the crowbar.Mokuba grasped his arm.He tossed a heavy rock and thwomped it upside the head.It let out a long,pitiful cry. "Oh,no!!"Rex said."That was a big mistake!!It called it's mother!!" They stared in sheer fear as a big,strong coyote ran over a hill.Thick gobs of spit leaked from an open,snarling mouth.It roared,and charged toward them. "Run!!!!"Mokuba said,grabbing the fuzzy baby.(That was stupid of him,I know,but he's little.) Rex grabbed the crowbar and stood his ground."Stay away,or i'll smash your skull in!!"He said.The coyote stopped right before him.Rex swung the crowbar with all his might,and dented the skull right above it's left ear.It yelped and fell down.The baby coyote bit Mokuba's face,and when it was dropped,ran into the bushes on three legs(It's other was broke.) "Catch that thing!!"Rex said."It'll get other pack members!!I'll kill this big one!!" Mokuba nodded and ran into the bushes after the baby. Rex Swung the crowbar one last time and smashed the mother's head.He was sure it was dead,now.He threw the crowbar into a pond and washed his hands.Then,he saw something.There was some object in the grass.It was a box- like thing with lots of dials and buttons.Rex picked it up. "It's a radio!!"He said,happily."Now,I can listen to my station!!"He clicked it on.But there was breaking news. "Former DJ Rex Raptor disappeared yesterday evening,last seen with Seto Kaiba's younger brother,Mokuba Kaiba.If anyone had any details as to where they might be,call 1-800 crime TV." The station came back on.Mai Valentine was talking about Rex.But she was saying things that weren't very nice. "Rex Raptor is a mean @$$hole."She said."I'll bet an enemy took him.Either that,or he kidnapped Mokuba to get attention.Anyway,let's get back to music." A cheesy love song came on,and Rex crushed the radio.
Weevil Underwood stepped into Kaiba's living room.Kaiba winced at his ugliness."Hello."He said in a nerdy voice.His eyes were huge and waaaaaaaayyy out of proportion,and his hair was purple and cut waaaaaayyyy out of style.His teeth were large and bucked.He sounded like a broken blender with a cat inside. "Ummmm....Hello."Kaiba replied.Weevil stepped into the house and flounced on the couch. "Nice place you got here."He said,turning on a football game.
"Hey!!"Bakora said,irritated."I was watchin' that!!" Weevil shrugged."Yeah,so?"He said.Kaiba looked at the clock.Weevil had come about 3 hours early. "Ummm....You shoulden't be here right now."Kaiba said,holding back Bakora,whos fiasts were flying as he tried despretly to squeeze the life out of Weevil.Weevil tossed Kaiba's cat at Bakora.Weevil could tell the cat HATED Bakora.It loathed him.As soon as it hit his face,it's clawscame out and dug into him!!! Bakora ran around,trying to rip off the animal.It yowled and hung on. "You have no right to do that to my bestest friend!!"Kaiba shouted,inraged.He tossed a picture of Mokuba playing in the mud at Weevil.The sharp corner of the picture caught him in the side of the eye. "AAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!"He yelled,as Bakora pried off the cat.There were jagged cuts all over his face,but Bakora smiled.He tossed the cat across the room.It landed on Weevil's already bleeding head.It clung on.Then,when he was at the peak of his pain,Kaiba tossed a kitchen chair at Weevil,knocking him to the ground.Bakora grabbed a rope.He got ready to hoist over the couch to tie up Weevil,but as he jumped over,his foot got caught.He laded right on his manly parts,and the wooden back of the couch.He let out a cry of agony.He dropped the rope.As Kaiba laughed,he grabbed it and tied up Weevil.He gagged him with a tennis ball and gave Bakora an ice pack.
"Why?"Mokuba asked,holding the baby thing."Your so stupid.Did they give a # we can call?" Rex laughed."Hey,Homer,your forgetting one little thing,Mr.Rocket scientist.We don't have a phone." Mokuba grunted."Well,who cares.And whos Homer?" Rex rolled his eyes.They caught on a bush of berries.He ran over.He shoved one into his mouth.He grabbed a handful."Ummmmm.....YYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He said."Those are good!!"He grabbed someore.He stuffed them even faster.Then,he started shoveling handfuls into his mouth.Mokuba just stared."What if those make you sick?"He asked.But,his stomach was growling.So,he grabbed one.But right before he shoved it into his mouth,Rex burped."Oh,god...."He Said.Then,he vomited right on Mokuba's shoe!!"Mokuba dropped the berry.The little puppy jumped down and gobbled it up.Then,he ran to the bush and ate the rest. "No!!!Not my(Barf)Berries!!(Barf)"Rex said.He grabbed the leaves from the berry tree and ate some.He grabbed the puppy and put it's head in his mouth.He chomped down on Rex's tonuge. "YYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"Said Rex.What an idiot.
"Well,I guess you defeated Weevil."Bakora said,at 2:00.Weevil had surrendered so they would let him go,and in return,Kaiba didn't have to waste time battling him."I'm going to go clean my room."Kaiba said."And you can help me.Come on." Bakora waved his hands out."No way,man.I've got a date with Sasha.Oh,and can I stay one more night?"he winced as he rose from the couch."I guess."Kaiba said."But i'll be here alllllll alone." Bakora laughed."I know,it's funny,huh?"Kaiba glared at him."When does your....thing....start?"Bakora nervously laughed."In half an hour.Oh,and can I use your limosuine?"Kaiba sighed."OK." "1 of your servants?" "Oh,OK." "And how about-" "NOTHING ELSE!!JUST GO GET READY AND LEAVE ME THE H-E-L-L ALONE!!!" Bakora raced up the stairs.He ran into the bathroom and locked it,about the time the doorbell rang.It was Tea. Kaiba slammed the door in her face so hard her hair flew back. "Thats so rude,Seto Kaiba!!!"She shouted,her face red with rage."And I only want to talk to Bakora!!!" Kaiba laughed."He's getting ready in the bathroom." Bakora was chattering to himself up in the bathroom.He was either talking to himself or the drinking bird. "And then....."He said."It hurt him.We all all laughed,but he didn't think it was funny.He puked.It was mostly weines and hot dogs,but who goes around sorting peoples puke?Hey,Maybe in the future they;ll take things out of the puke for reuse.You know,recycle it?" He came back out with his hair brushed.That was the only thing different. "Go away."Kaiba said to Tea through the door."UUUURRGHHH!!"She said,and Kaiba could here her stomping off."Well,I guess I'd better leave."Said Bakora,putting on his black leather jacket."Peace out."He opened the door and strode out. Kaiba sighed.He was all alone.He went to the phone to call around to find Mokuba.First,He called Yugi. "Hello?"Yugi said into the phone as it rang."Motou residence.Yugi speaking." Kaiba sighed again."It's Seto.Have you seen Mokuba around?He hurled himself over the fence yesterday afternoon and hasn't come back.We thought he might be over there." "No."Yugi said."Haven't seen him.You might try Tea,or Joey.Or,call Rex's radio station and put on a broadcast." "Rex Raptor was fired."Kaiba mumbled."They got Mai Velantine in his place.And about an hour after that,he disappered,chasing a KingRex." "ooooohhhhhh...."Yugi said."Now I get it.Well,Try Tea and Joey." "Tea?"Asked Kaiba."She was just here." "Did she say anything about Mokuba?"Said Yugi. "Nope."Kaiba replied."She wanted to talk to Bakora,but he was in the bathroom talking to a drinking bird." "What?" "Oh,forget it.Listen,if you see Mokuba around,give me a call.When Bakora gets back,we'll go look for im'. "OK,Bye."Yugi said."Good luck!!"He hung up the phone. Kaiba leaned back on the sofa and dialed Joey Wheeler's #.He waited for him to pick up. "Hello?"Sighed Joey into the phone."Who is it?I'm kinda busy,so if ya could...." "It's me Joey."Kaiba rasped."I wanted to know if you've seen my little brother Mokuba around." "The little annoyin' one?"Joey asked."Black hair and eyes?Talks kinda funny?Yeah,I saw him.He was talkin to Rex Raptor,the radio's DJ." "Which way did he go to,huh?"Kaiba asked,leaning forward. "Ah,I didn't see.I just closed the blinds cuz I was kinda steamed at ya." Kaiba gritted his teeth."OK."He said in a high,girlish tone."Fine.Alota help you are!!" He slammed the phone down just as Mr.Jackson,the cat walked in.Then,he remembered something.Bakora was alllergic to the cat's shampoo!!Yetsersay,Mr.Jackson had a bath.Witch means....that by the end of his date,Bakora would look like a balloon head!!! Kaiba grabbed his cell phone and furiously dialed Bakora's number. A girl answered. "Hello?"She said. "Is Bakora there?"Asked Kaiba.Where's Bakora?He thought. "Ummm...He can't come to the phone right now.He went into a sneezing fit and ran into the bathroom.I haven't seen him for at least 5 minutes.Maybe I'd better see whats going on?" "NO!"Kaiba said."No.Sometimes...Bakora had problems with his.....nose.He starts to sneeze because he's allergic to.....cabbage.Yeah.So,he should be out in a second,as soon as he stops sneezing.Oh,and don't worry.His face won't look like a balloon or anything,heh heh......." "Well,OK.Who is it,anyway?" "Seto Kaiba." "THE Seto Kaiba?"She asked."The owner of the Kaiba corp?" Kaiba didn't want to spoil Bakora's date. "Whos' Seto Kaiba?"He asked,and hung up the phone. He jammed his hands in his pockets.Then,he decided to call Mai Valentine's cell number.Mayba she'd or someone on the radio had heard from him?He grabbed his cordless and punched the numbers in as hard as he could until Mai answered. "Hello?"She said."Don't you know we're off the air?"Her voice was snotty and annoying. "Yes."Kaiba said."It's me.Kaiba.I just wanted to know if you'd seen Mokuba around?" "What?"Mai asked."I'm a few blocks away from your house,so why don't I just come over.We can look for Mokuba together." "One problem with that plan."Kaiba said."Bakora's staying with me." "No problem.I like Bakora as a friend." "OK.See you then."Kaiba hung up the phone.He really wished he hadn't let her come.He hated the girl.Everything about her--her voice,he hair,and her face.She was considerably attractive,but not in Kaiba's standards. The doorbell rang.He answered it.Mai strode in."Hello,Kaiba."She said with a smile.Kaiba forced a smug smile and flounced back on the couch.Mr.Jackson jumped in Mai's lap and began to purr as she petted him. "What a beautiful cat."Mai said,talking to it softly."Whats his name?" Kaiba was imbarraed to say it.This is what Mokuba had named it when he was little because he thought thats what Mr.Rodger's name was. "Mr.Jackson."Kaiba mumbled.Mai laughed."Thats a funny name." Suddenly,the door tossed open.There stood Bakora,with a face so swollen he DID look like a balloon.A thick rash covered his hands and arms,and he wore a scowl.His fists were balled tightly at his sides,and on his eye was a black and blue shiner. When he saw Mai,his face brightened."Hello!"He gushed.Then,he ran up to the bathroom as fast as he could go. "Whats wrong with him?!"Mai asked,startled. Kaiba laughed."He's allergic to Mr.Jackson's cat shampoo." Mai's eyes widened."What kind of soap to you use?"She asked. "Mr.Fuzzy."Replied Kaiba,messing with the button on his blue suit. Mai grew very weary,and fainted.Bakora heard the boom,and came rushing outside.He must have put eyedrops up his eyes,because they weren't as swollen. "What happened?"Asked Bakora,kneeling down with a wet rag."What on earth did you DO?" "I just told her I used Mr.Fuzzy soap."Kaiba said.Bakora's eyes narrowed."You IDIOT!!!"He said."What?"Asked Kaiba."What did I say?" "MAI IS ALLERGIC TO MR.FUZZY,JUST LIKE ME!!!!" Kaiba's hair was blown and distorted."Well,Whoop-de-doo for you."He said.He grabbed a magazine and read it. Bakora started to shake Mai's shoulders."Speak to me!!"He wailed."Speak!!"He poured a glass of water down her throat and piched her nose closed.Kaiba was laughing behind the magazine the whole time at Bakora's antic. Bakora took off his sock.He shoved it in Mai's mouth.Suddenly,her eyes popped open and she spit it out."What on earth?"She asked,stupified.Bakora looked very flushed. "Y-you fainted and I tried to save you."He said. "YOU IDIOT!!"Mai said."I was sleeping!!Bakora started to cry."SSSSooorrrrrrryyyyy!!!"He cried,and buried his face into the couch. "Um...mr Jakcson was on the couch."Kaiba said.Bakora raised his head.There was a thick,red rash all over his face.It was bumpy like a blemish and acne or something. "Descusting!!"Mai cried."Your so nasty,Bakora!!" He cryed again.
"Laleela...."Mokuba sang as he put water in a bucket.It was beutiful day and Rex was playing with the puppy.The puppies name was Mr.Rogers. "I love Mr.Rogers."Mokuba said."He looks so funny when he puts on his shoes.I mean,One show off,one shoe on.That is soooooo weird!!"He took a long drink of the water. "You know."Said Rex,eating a berry,"These arent so bad once your body gets amuned to the poisen."He ate another one,but barfed by the tree.Mr.Rogers licked some up. "Nasty!!:Moluba said."Mr.Rogers doen't lick up puke.That's just the way it is!!!"He threw water on puppy. "Ar!"Mr.Rogers whined.He ran behind a tree.Mokuba grabbed a stick."And stay out!!"He cried,tossing the stick at the tree.Rex had to duck to avoid being brutally killed."What's eatin' you?"Asked Rex,puking again.He decided not to eat any more berries today. Mokuba grabbed a fat,brown snake and chunked it at Rex.The snake hissed and slithered away,deciding not to bite this time. "I don't know where the hel* we are."He started,"And we could be miles from home.Seto will never think to look here."He sighed and sat down."So I'm not working anymore.That's it,the end.I want my GI Joe figures and a cake with strawberry icing!!" He crossed his arms and pouted. "Oh no."Rex thought.He's gonna start actin' like a baby." Rex shrugged."Whateva."He said,and layed down."Well,I'm tired,so I'm gonna take a little nap." He used the leaves as a pillow and closed his large eyes.But the moment he shut them,an image of Mai Vanlentine instructing his radio station clogged his brain. "I'll teach her to say such horrid things."Rex said."Especially about a former,well respected DJ." Rex decided he wanted to sing.Every since he'd lost his job,he hadn't sang.He had a pretty good voice.Even better that Britney Spears. He started to sing the Mr.Rogers song,but in a rap style. "I have always wanted to have a neighbor, just like you, I have always wanted to live in a neighborhood, with you so........." Mokuba turned around.He caught sight of something behind Rex.It was shining,and yellow,and bright!! Mokuba pushed himself up and began to run.He ran all the way over there.It was an opening to the forest!!!!There was a really trashy looking city that had a hospital,a restaurant,a bar,and a conveniance store.An old bum walked out of the bar,as drunk as a skunk. Rex followed Mokuba,shortly followed by the puppy. "Cool!A bar!!"Rex said."Let's get drunk.Maybe,we'll forget who we are.Won't that be fun?Then,you won't be worried about Kaiba!!" Mokuba glared."No bars,no lady's,and no cactuses.Go it?" Rex sighed."Alright." Then,something caught Rex's eyes."Oh my god!!!"He said,pointing."It's a radio station!!"He began to run,happily.He strode through the door. "Rex Raptor,here!!"He shouted,just as he did on the radio."Are you ready to rock?!" Many faces turned to him.He began doing the C walk. "It's Rex Raptor!!"Said a girl.She ran over,followed by 5 of her friends. They were squealing."I can't beleive it's really you!!" They hugged Rex."A celeb-right here!"Said a blond girl.Mokuba walked in. "Oh,yeah."Rex said."And this,is Mokuba Kaiba." All the girls ran over."Can I have your autograph?"Asked one."Your such a cute little boy!And so is your brother!" Mokuba sighned his name in sloppy handwriting. Rex glared at Mokuba.
"Yeowch!!"Bakora said."Ah,that burns!Help ye!!!" Mai was putting alchohol on his face.It was all inflamed and oozing."Sit still,you animal."Mai remarked.Bakora sat up straight because he had BIG crush on Mai.There were tears streking down his chubby cheeks.Kaiba was sitting in a chair by there.Mr.Jackson was curled up in the corner,watching Bakora.Mai picked up calomine lotion and started putting it all over Bakora's face.When she was done,she helped Bakora get down."I look like an ogre."Bakora said,covering his face with both hands."And it's all because of....MR.JACKSON!!!" He pointed at the cat with such an evil look on his face that it ran for cover."I'll kill you!"He said."If it's the last thing I do,I'll-" "Shut up,Bakora!!"Mai said."You're scaring him."She picked it up. Bakora whimpered like an animal."OK."He said.He picked up the TV remote."I'll just watch some boxing.He turned it on and sat down. The phone rang.Mai picked it up. "Hello?"She said in the phone. "Hi.It's Joey.Can I talk to Kaiba for a sec?" "What do you want?"Asked Mai. "Well,People are sayin' they saw Mokuba around here." Mai almost dropped the phone. "Kaiba!!"She shouted in a shrill voice."Here--it's Joey!He sais he's seen Mokuba somewhere!!!!" Kaiba grabbed the phone."Hello?"He called shrilly.Joey laughed at the crack of the voice. "Hey.Well,uh,well...we sorta saw someone.And you wanna guess?He has black hair-" "MOKUBA,OK?NOW TELL ME WHERE HE IS!!" "Uh..He was seen in that little town on the other side 'o' the forest.Seen by a bunch of girls.And oh,Rex Raptor,the missing DJ,was with him." "OK!"Kaiba shouted,and slammed down the phone.He turned to Bakora,who was wrestling Mai for a toy. "We need to get to the town called Northside(The town where Mokuba was)fast!!Mai,you need to leave!!" Mai waved to Bakora and Seto as she strode out. "Think."Bakora said."I left the car at the restarant.So,how are we gonna get there fast?" Kaiba scratched his hair as he thought.Then,Bakora's finger shot straight in the air. "I know!!"He said."Princess!!"Kaiba smiled."Great!!"He said."Your a genius!!" He followed Bakora out.By the time he got there,Bakora was standing at the gates."Hello,baby horsie."He said.Kaiba was puzzled."Baby horsie?"He said.Bakora nodded."Boy,is your horsie cute." Kaiba peered inside to a meraculous sight.Princess had a baby horsie!!It was laying down on the ground.It was white with green eyes."Wow."Kaiba said."Mokuba's gonna be sooooo happy." He peered over in Santa's stall.He was dead. Flies crawled in and out of his eye sockets,and his tongue was hanging out.Santa was the father,because he was all white like the baby.He had died of old age.Britney Spears was too old to be ridden by a heavy 15 year old.The only 2 left were The colt,and the Princess. "I guess we both have to ride Princess."Said Bakora,hopping on a grabbing the reins. Kaiba shook his head."I can train him."He pointed to the baby."I'll train his to be strong.Then,he'll be easy to ride."Bakora looked at him crazily."Your just goin' to walk?" Kaiba nodded."I'll just hold the baby's rope along the way and force it to run and jump.It'll get strong fast." Bakora nodded."OK,your loss." Kaiba stared up at the house."It might be a while before we get back."He said,tying a rope around the baby's muzzle and grabbing the leftover peice. The horse reared up and screeched.It pawed it's feet defensivly. "Ew."Bakora said."A boy.Defenintly." "Stop it,you stupid animal."Said Kaiba,jerking the rope violently until it went down on all four feet.Princess started to eat grass. "What will you name the horsie?"Bakora asked. Kaiba decided to name it Mokuba's nickname,to help him remember Mokuba.It was called Mocha. "Well,come on."Kaiba said,pushing Princess until she started to walk.He tugged on the baby's rope.He had to pull very hard to get it to walk because he wasn't used to being lead.It was only about 24 hours old. It shook it's head and started to walk."We need to run."Bakora said."Northside is alll the way down the river." "OK."Kaiba said."We'll hold the baby horse in our hands.He's not very big." Kaiba strained to pick it up.It woulden't budge. Kaiba ran all the way back to the stables.He came out with a donkey."His name is chocolate." He said,rolling his eyes.He hopped on it's back and tied the baby's rope onto the donkey's reins."Now he can run with us,and get strong."Kaiba kciked the donkey and it began to run.
They were leaving the bar."You fool."Rex said,kicking a rock."You stole my girls away." "Who cares?"Mokuba asked."We're looking for Seto,remember?"rex nodded."I wish I had my radio station." Mokuba looked around.His eyes fell on a payphone.He ran over to it. "Rex,it's brilliant!!"Mokuba shouted.He shoved a quarter in and dialed Kaiba's number.It rang and rang."He's not home!!"Mokuba said.He began to cry."I'm tired,and hungrey,and I want Seto to give me a lolli.And,I miss Spotty and Princess!!" He cried harder."Yeah."Rex agreed."I miss My radio station."He wiped a tear."Why they fired me i'll never know." He wiped another tear."I was great,fine,and wonderful.But they had to go and ruin my life." His face suddenly brightened."I have a wonderous idea!!How about we murder Mai Valentine?" Mokuba looked strangly at Rex."Do you want to go to jail?" "No."Said Rex."Besides,I'm too young to go to jail.They'd put me in juvi." Mokuba laughed."Yeah,I'd never visit you.Ever."Rex's mouth opened wide."Why not?" "Because your so strange."Rex had to admit he was kind of wierd.So he danced all the time.Is that such a crime? "I'm not strange."He said."I'm just different from you and me." "That made no sence."Mokuba said."See what I mean?"Rex clamped his large mouth shut.
"Augh!"Bakora said.He kicked princess' sides over and over.Her feet were stuck in the thick mud on the riverbank.She had wondered out there to eat a yellow ball.Kaiba lead Chocolate and Mocha over.Mocha was still striding rather slow when he walked due to his weak muscles."How are we sposed to get her out?"Bakora asked,hopping off of Princess and petting Mocha.He watched Princess struggle to free herself. "I give up."Kaiba said."It's no use.We'll never find that stupid brat."Bakora was suprised."I thought you LIKED him."He said in a sheep's voice. Kaiba glared."So....what are we gonna do?"He asked.Bakora shrugged. "I don't know.Unless......"He untied Mocha from Chocolate.He tied both animals around Princess's middle.Now,he just needed a way to make them run. "Hmmm...."He thought.Then,it hit him.The yellow ball!!It looked like an apple,so it attracted the horses!! He grabbed it and held it up.Chocolate began to pull his hardest,trying to reach the apple.Mocha didn't badge.Then,Bakora noticed something. "Kaiba!!"He said."Mocha isn't a pony-he's a horse!Look how long his legs are." Kaiba was amazed."The horse must have lost his parents and was attracted to the stable because of the ponies!!"Kaiba snapped his fingers."Then I know how to get him to run!!!" Kaiba pulled a carrot out of his pocket.
"Im hungry."Said Rex,grabbing his stomach."Where is there sumthin' to eat?"He looked around.All he saw was a dead crab,and injured dove,and a deer that was dying.Spotty ran over to the deer.He began barking at it and biting."Yummy!!"Rex said."As soon as the dog kills it,there'll be a feast!!"He clasped his hands and waited. "Wait!!!"Mokuba said."It's a living thing!!"He grabbed spotty by the coller.Rex licked his lips."It won't be much longer." Mokuba got angry."Look,stupid!!"He said,pointing to the dead crab."You can eat that thing!!" Mokuba helped the deer stand up.Rex grabbed the crab and bit down as hard as he could. "YYYEEEEOOOOWWW!"Rex cried."The shell may be cracked,but it's still as hard as he&^!!"He grasped his mouth.Mokuba laughed.Then,he grabbed Rex's crab."No,not my crab!!!"Rex shouted.Mokuba pryed the shell off with a stick and fed the meat to the deer.Deers may not eat meat,but this one was starving so it setteled.Rex began to cry."We're going to die out here!And you-all you care about is a stupid deer that we could be eating right now!!I should've known better than to ask for an eight-year-old baby's help!!" Rex crossed his arms and pouted."I want my crab!!"He said."And I want it now!!" Then,a long peice of metal caught his eye.It was the crowbar!!Rex slowly slithered over and picked it up while Mokuba had his back turned,petting the deer.Rex rushed forward,and drove it into his head!!(The deer's,I mean.)The deer screamed in agony,and fell limp to the ground,dead.Tears leaked from Mokuba's eyes.He began to cry. "Now,I'll cut open his tummy and get my crab!!"Rex said,grabbing a pointed stick.Mokuba swiped it away from him."Your crazy!!"Mokuba said."You don't need anything sharp!!" Rex reached for it."But his thigh would make a nice ham!!"He said.He grabbed a stick that was shaped kinda like a fork."Cool."He said,and jammed it into the deers hide.He tryed to pry a peice out,but blood splattered into his eye. "AARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!"He cried."That's nasty!!" Mokuba was standing by,laughing."Even if you did get a peice,it needs to be cooked."He said.Rex shut up."Oh,yeah."He said."Woo hoo,Spotty,do you know how to blow fire?"The dog cocked it's head. "Wake up and smell the coffee!!"Mokuba said."He's a dog!!D-O-G!!Dog's don't blow fire!!" But Rex already had two sticks and was rubbing them together rapidly. About half an hour later,a spark flew."Here it comes!!"Rex said,as a large tongue of flame flared up all over his face!!! Mokuba laughed so hard he couldent see straight."Throw in the deer!!"Rex said,with a burnt face.Mokuba threw in the deer,and pretty soon,they could smell in cooking.But the bad thing was,so could the animals. "Are those things eyes?"Asked Mokuba,pointing at the bushes. "I dunno.Poke it and find out."Rex said."OK."Mokuba replied,and grabbed the sharp stick.He jammed it into one of the little yellow lights.There was a inhuman roar. "Yep.It's an eye!!"Said Rex.A large wolf jumped out of the bushes."Run!!"Mokuba said."No duh!!"Said Rex.The wolf ran over to the fire and jumped in.He was trying to get to the deer.But instead,he burnt up.There were yelps and screeches from the fire.Rex pulled both of them out. "Cool."He said.
Kaiba woke in the morning to Bakora's inhuman snoring.He was smiling in his sleep.He was saying this:Oh,I had no idea!!Honest!!I didn't mean to eat his prunes!!Honest!! Kaiba rolled his squinty eyes and looked at the clock on the bedside table.It was 6:45 AM.Weevil was to come at 1:00.He still had plenty of time to sleep.He rolled over,but when he did,his cell phone rang. He answered it."Yeah,whudaya want?"He snapped into it."Whats the deal with calling me so dam* early?!" There was a pause. "What are you wearing?"Said a girls voice.Kaiba was shocked."What?"He asked."What are you wearing?" "Um...Pajamas,underwear,socks,and a blanket.Why?" "Uh!"Said the voice,and hung up."That was weird."Said Kaiba,and checked the collor ID. Gardener,Tea Was what it read. "The caller ID must be screwing up."Kaiba said,and he rolled over once again.Bakora let out a long,pig like snort. "BAKORA!"Kaiba snapped."Wake up!!" Bakora's large eyes snapped open."Whatisit?"He asked."I told you about the aliens!!"Kaiba threw a sock at him."No.I just got a weird call." Bakora wiped his eyes."What was it about?" Kaiba explained the girls voiceand the caller ID. Bakora nudged him with an elbow."OOhhhhhhh!!!"He said."Maybe a girl finally wants to go out with ya!!" This was very unusual because Kaiba was very handsome,and extremely wealthy.It was his attitude that threw girls off. Kaiba snorted."Like I'd want to go out with Tea Gardener!!" "I don't know."Said Bakora."She's OK." Kaiba laughed."Easy for you to say!!You've got 7 girlfriends!!" Bakora smiled."Yeah,because I'm so dashing."Kaiba smirked."Yeah.right." Bakora play socked him across the arm muscle. "I'm more handsome than you."He said.Kiaba didn't reply. "Do you think we'll find Mokuba today?"He asked,worried. "No."Said Bakora,truthfully."Knowing him,he's probly in that dangerous forest." Kaiba laughed a little too loudly."Man,are you stupid."He said."And lemmie guess,he's there with Rex Raptor?"Kaiba laughed again.Bakora frowned."OK,then.Where do you think he is,Mr.Rocket scientist?" "Probly right down the street at Joey's or Yugi's house." Bakora shook his head."I bet your wrong.Now shut up because I am tired and want to go to sleep." Bakora layed down and closed his eyes."No way!!"Kaiba said,and chunked a pillow at him. Bakora's eyes popped open and narrowed.He threw an alarm clock at him.Kaiba grabbed one of Mokuba's G I Joe chairs and threw it at Bakora.It fell to the ground and broke. "Oh,You broke Mokuba's toy.And he loves GI Joe."Bakora pointed out.He laughed. Kaiba grunted."He's going to kill me when he gets home." "If he ever does."Bakora mumbled.Kaiba heard him,and went hysterical.He grasped his hair and yanked."YOUR RIGHT!!HE'LL NEVER EVER COME HOME!!hE'S GONE FOREVER!NO,NO!!!" Kaiba laughed crazily.He grabbed the alarm clock and banged it on his head 7 times.Then,he grabbed a GI joe figure and ate it."Tastes like chicken....."He said loonily.He snorted three times and did a congo line with Mokuba's 5 ft. tall Teddy Bear. "Uh...Kaiba?"Bakora said."Are you OK?" Kaiba got in his face."Oh,YES!!"He said like a madman."I AM AS GREAT AS ILL EVER BE!!" He ran into the bathroom and flushed the toilet three times.One of his servants was in the shower,so he turned on the faucet.There was a scream as he was scalded. Kaiba grabbed a rubber duck and bit off it's head with his teeth.He shoved the head down the drain and the body down the toilet.He grabbed a toilet plunger and stuck it on Bakora's head. "Actually,It's a pretty stylish hat."Bakora said,but he tore it off anyway. "Kaiba,snap out of it.Mokuba's at the door!!"Bakora lied.Kaiba pulled himself together.He ran to the front door and threw it open.There was a salesperson.He thought it was Mokuba,and threw his arms around him. "I'm not like you!!"Said the man,and he ran off,laughing like a coocoo.
Rex was the first one to be awake in the morning because he was barfing everywhere.He was the only one that had eaten part of the deer.Mokuba had gone fishing and caught a fish,But Rex had insisted he was overeacting.Now,Mokuba was full and sleeping,and Rex was hungry and barfing his guts up. There was a horrible taste in his mouth,so he grabbed some water.He was so thirsty he didn't realize it was Stagnit.He swallowed it down,and barfed it all up."When will the torment end?"He asked.He decided to kill the dog for food.Mokuba woulden't like this one bit,so he'd leave the bones and say a pack of wolves devoured him up. Rex grabbed the crowbar,and gently stepped over to behind a tree,where they had saw the dog go last night.Spotty was laying there very still.Rex waited till he took a breath with the crowbar raised over his head. Spotty never took a breath. "What?"Rex asked himself.He kneeled down and picked Spotty up. He was as stiff as a board."What the-?"Rex said.He knew that Spotty was dead and had been for a long time.The only clue Rex had was a gaping rip in his neck,wide open.Spotty's tongue was hangin' out and his eyes were open,staring coldly at Rex. "Oh my god....."Rex moaned,dropping the corpse. "Mokuba...."He groaned,heaving.He lost someore of last night's dinner."Mokuba."He said luder and steadier.Mokuba's eyes opened."Why'd you wake me up?"He asked."It's not a life and death matter,here." Rex grinned."Um...It's not a life matter,but it's a death matter.You see....."He pointed at the corpse,which he had dropped. Mokuba's eyes shot open with suprise."Geez!!"He said.Tears spewed out."He's dead...he's dead..."He kept moaning. "What do you think got him?"Asked Rex."Theres a rip in his throat." Mokuba sniffed and looked at it."S-something bit him."He said."A while ago.Maybe in the middle of the night."He sniffed again. Rex nodded."It's dengerous here.What if whatever killed him comes back,to get the body,you know?Mayba he just went to get his pack or something,for help." Mokuba ran his chubby hand over the teeth marks that were on Spotty's neck. "Either Coyote or wolf."He said.You could tell farely large,sharp incisors had penetrated the skin. Rex gulped."Well,lets go."He grabbed the crowbar for a weapon and stalked toward a bush.He tripped over something,and fell to his face."What happened?"Mokuba asked.Rex pointed at the thing he had tripped over.It was a grey,fuzzy thing.It was about as small as a 6 week old puppy. "Its it a grimlin?"Mokuba asked,picking it up.It uncurled.But right before Mokuba could see what it was,It sunk long,sharp teeth into his arm.Blood leaked out. "Yeowch!!"Mokuba cried,dropping the thing.There was a crack as it's leg broke,and a yelp.Rex got up."A baby Coyote!!"He said,grabbing the crowbar.Mokuba grasped his arm.He tossed a heavy rock and thwomped it upside the head.It let out a long,pitiful cry. "Oh,no!!"Rex said."That was a big mistake!!It called it's mother!!" They stared in sheer fear as a big,strong coyote ran over a hill.Thick gobs of spit leaked from an open,snarling mouth.It roared,and charged toward them. "Run!!!!"Mokuba said,grabbing the fuzzy baby.(That was stupid of him,I know,but he's little.) Rex grabbed the crowbar and stood his ground."Stay away,or i'll smash your skull in!!"He said.The coyote stopped right before him.Rex swung the crowbar with all his might,and dented the skull right above it's left ear.It yelped and fell down.The baby coyote bit Mokuba's face,and when it was dropped,ran into the bushes on three legs(It's other was broke.) "Catch that thing!!"Rex said."It'll get other pack members!!I'll kill this big one!!" Mokuba nodded and ran into the bushes after the baby. Rex Swung the crowbar one last time and smashed the mother's head.He was sure it was dead,now.He threw the crowbar into a pond and washed his hands.Then,he saw something.There was some object in the grass.It was a box- like thing with lots of dials and buttons.Rex picked it up. "It's a radio!!"He said,happily."Now,I can listen to my station!!"He clicked it on.But there was breaking news. "Former DJ Rex Raptor disappeared yesterday evening,last seen with Seto Kaiba's younger brother,Mokuba Kaiba.If anyone had any details as to where they might be,call 1-800 crime TV." The station came back on.Mai Valentine was talking about Rex.But she was saying things that weren't very nice. "Rex Raptor is a mean @$$hole."She said."I'll bet an enemy took him.Either that,or he kidnapped Mokuba to get attention.Anyway,let's get back to music." A cheesy love song came on,and Rex crushed the radio.
Weevil Underwood stepped into Kaiba's living room.Kaiba winced at his ugliness."Hello."He said in a nerdy voice.His eyes were huge and waaaaaaaayyy out of proportion,and his hair was purple and cut waaaaaayyyy out of style.His teeth were large and bucked.He sounded like a broken blender with a cat inside. "Ummmm....Hello."Kaiba replied.Weevil stepped into the house and flounced on the couch. "Nice place you got here."He said,turning on a football game.
"Hey!!"Bakora said,irritated."I was watchin' that!!" Weevil shrugged."Yeah,so?"He said.Kaiba looked at the clock.Weevil had come about 3 hours early. "Ummm....You shoulden't be here right now."Kaiba said,holding back Bakora,whos fiasts were flying as he tried despretly to squeeze the life out of Weevil.Weevil tossed Kaiba's cat at Bakora.Weevil could tell the cat HATED Bakora.It loathed him.As soon as it hit his face,it's clawscame out and dug into him!!! Bakora ran around,trying to rip off the animal.It yowled and hung on. "You have no right to do that to my bestest friend!!"Kaiba shouted,inraged.He tossed a picture of Mokuba playing in the mud at Weevil.The sharp corner of the picture caught him in the side of the eye. "AAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!"He yelled,as Bakora pried off the cat.There were jagged cuts all over his face,but Bakora smiled.He tossed the cat across the room.It landed on Weevil's already bleeding head.It clung on.Then,when he was at the peak of his pain,Kaiba tossed a kitchen chair at Weevil,knocking him to the ground.Bakora grabbed a rope.He got ready to hoist over the couch to tie up Weevil,but as he jumped over,his foot got caught.He laded right on his manly parts,and the wooden back of the couch.He let out a cry of agony.He dropped the rope.As Kaiba laughed,he grabbed it and tied up Weevil.He gagged him with a tennis ball and gave Bakora an ice pack.
"Why?"Mokuba asked,holding the baby thing."Your so stupid.Did they give a # we can call?" Rex laughed."Hey,Homer,your forgetting one little thing,Mr.Rocket scientist.We don't have a phone." Mokuba grunted."Well,who cares.And whos Homer?" Rex rolled his eyes.They caught on a bush of berries.He ran over.He shoved one into his mouth.He grabbed a handful."Ummmmm.....YYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He said."Those are good!!"He grabbed someore.He stuffed them even faster.Then,he started shoveling handfuls into his mouth.Mokuba just stared."What if those make you sick?"He asked.But,his stomach was growling.So,he grabbed one.But right before he shoved it into his mouth,Rex burped."Oh,god...."He Said.Then,he vomited right on Mokuba's shoe!!"Mokuba dropped the berry.The little puppy jumped down and gobbled it up.Then,he ran to the bush and ate the rest. "No!!!Not my(Barf)Berries!!(Barf)"Rex said.He grabbed the leaves from the berry tree and ate some.He grabbed the puppy and put it's head in his mouth.He chomped down on Rex's tonuge. "YYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"Said Rex.What an idiot.
"Well,I guess you defeated Weevil."Bakora said,at 2:00.Weevil had surrendered so they would let him go,and in return,Kaiba didn't have to waste time battling him."I'm going to go clean my room."Kaiba said."And you can help me.Come on." Bakora waved his hands out."No way,man.I've got a date with Sasha.Oh,and can I stay one more night?"he winced as he rose from the couch."I guess."Kaiba said."But i'll be here alllllll alone." Bakora laughed."I know,it's funny,huh?"Kaiba glared at him."When does your....thing....start?"Bakora nervously laughed."In half an hour.Oh,and can I use your limosuine?"Kaiba sighed."OK." "1 of your servants?" "Oh,OK." "And how about-" "NOTHING ELSE!!JUST GO GET READY AND LEAVE ME THE H-E-L-L ALONE!!!" Bakora raced up the stairs.He ran into the bathroom and locked it,about the time the doorbell rang.It was Tea. Kaiba slammed the door in her face so hard her hair flew back. "Thats so rude,Seto Kaiba!!!"She shouted,her face red with rage."And I only want to talk to Bakora!!!" Kaiba laughed."He's getting ready in the bathroom." Bakora was chattering to himself up in the bathroom.He was either talking to himself or the drinking bird. "And then....."He said."It hurt him.We all all laughed,but he didn't think it was funny.He puked.It was mostly weines and hot dogs,but who goes around sorting peoples puke?Hey,Maybe in the future they;ll take things out of the puke for reuse.You know,recycle it?" He came back out with his hair brushed.That was the only thing different. "Go away."Kaiba said to Tea through the door."UUUURRGHHH!!"She said,and Kaiba could here her stomping off."Well,I guess I'd better leave."Said Bakora,putting on his black leather jacket."Peace out."He opened the door and strode out. Kaiba sighed.He was all alone.He went to the phone to call around to find Mokuba.First,He called Yugi. "Hello?"Yugi said into the phone as it rang."Motou residence.Yugi speaking." Kaiba sighed again."It's Seto.Have you seen Mokuba around?He hurled himself over the fence yesterday afternoon and hasn't come back.We thought he might be over there." "No."Yugi said."Haven't seen him.You might try Tea,or Joey.Or,call Rex's radio station and put on a broadcast." "Rex Raptor was fired."Kaiba mumbled."They got Mai Velantine in his place.And about an hour after that,he disappered,chasing a KingRex." "ooooohhhhhh...."Yugi said."Now I get it.Well,Try Tea and Joey." "Tea?"Asked Kaiba."She was just here." "Did she say anything about Mokuba?"Said Yugi. "Nope."Kaiba replied."She wanted to talk to Bakora,but he was in the bathroom talking to a drinking bird." "What?" "Oh,forget it.Listen,if you see Mokuba around,give me a call.When Bakora gets back,we'll go look for im'. "OK,Bye."Yugi said."Good luck!!"He hung up the phone. Kaiba leaned back on the sofa and dialed Joey Wheeler's #.He waited for him to pick up. "Hello?"Sighed Joey into the phone."Who is it?I'm kinda busy,so if ya could...." "It's me Joey."Kaiba rasped."I wanted to know if you've seen my little brother Mokuba around." "The little annoyin' one?"Joey asked."Black hair and eyes?Talks kinda funny?Yeah,I saw him.He was talkin to Rex Raptor,the radio's DJ." "Which way did he go to,huh?"Kaiba asked,leaning forward. "Ah,I didn't see.I just closed the blinds cuz I was kinda steamed at ya." Kaiba gritted his teeth."OK."He said in a high,girlish tone."Fine.Alota help you are!!" He slammed the phone down just as Mr.Jackson,the cat walked in.Then,he remembered something.Bakora was alllergic to the cat's shampoo!!Yetsersay,Mr.Jackson had a bath.Witch means....that by the end of his date,Bakora would look like a balloon head!!! Kaiba grabbed his cell phone and furiously dialed Bakora's number. A girl answered. "Hello?"She said. "Is Bakora there?"Asked Kaiba.Where's Bakora?He thought. "Ummm...He can't come to the phone right now.He went into a sneezing fit and ran into the bathroom.I haven't seen him for at least 5 minutes.Maybe I'd better see whats going on?" "NO!"Kaiba said."No.Sometimes...Bakora had problems with his.....nose.He starts to sneeze because he's allergic to.....cabbage.Yeah.So,he should be out in a second,as soon as he stops sneezing.Oh,and don't worry.His face won't look like a balloon or anything,heh heh......." "Well,OK.Who is it,anyway?" "Seto Kaiba." "THE Seto Kaiba?"She asked."The owner of the Kaiba corp?" Kaiba didn't want to spoil Bakora's date. "Whos' Seto Kaiba?"He asked,and hung up the phone. He jammed his hands in his pockets.Then,he decided to call Mai Valentine's cell number.Mayba she'd or someone on the radio had heard from him?He grabbed his cordless and punched the numbers in as hard as he could until Mai answered. "Hello?"She said."Don't you know we're off the air?"Her voice was snotty and annoying. "Yes."Kaiba said."It's me.Kaiba.I just wanted to know if you'd seen Mokuba around?" "What?"Mai asked."I'm a few blocks away from your house,so why don't I just come over.We can look for Mokuba together." "One problem with that plan."Kaiba said."Bakora's staying with me." "No problem.I like Bakora as a friend." "OK.See you then."Kaiba hung up the phone.He really wished he hadn't let her come.He hated the girl.Everything about her--her voice,he hair,and her face.She was considerably attractive,but not in Kaiba's standards. The doorbell rang.He answered it.Mai strode in."Hello,Kaiba."She said with a smile.Kaiba forced a smug smile and flounced back on the couch.Mr.Jackson jumped in Mai's lap and began to purr as she petted him. "What a beautiful cat."Mai said,talking to it softly."Whats his name?" Kaiba was imbarraed to say it.This is what Mokuba had named it when he was little because he thought thats what Mr.Rodger's name was. "Mr.Jackson."Kaiba mumbled.Mai laughed."Thats a funny name." Suddenly,the door tossed open.There stood Bakora,with a face so swollen he DID look like a balloon.A thick rash covered his hands and arms,and he wore a scowl.His fists were balled tightly at his sides,and on his eye was a black and blue shiner. When he saw Mai,his face brightened."Hello!"He gushed.Then,he ran up to the bathroom as fast as he could go. "Whats wrong with him?!"Mai asked,startled. Kaiba laughed."He's allergic to Mr.Jackson's cat shampoo." Mai's eyes widened."What kind of soap to you use?"She asked. "Mr.Fuzzy."Replied Kaiba,messing with the button on his blue suit. Mai grew very weary,and fainted.Bakora heard the boom,and came rushing outside.He must have put eyedrops up his eyes,because they weren't as swollen. "What happened?"Asked Bakora,kneeling down with a wet rag."What on earth did you DO?" "I just told her I used Mr.Fuzzy soap."Kaiba said.Bakora's eyes narrowed."You IDIOT!!!"He said."What?"Asked Kaiba."What did I say?" "MAI IS ALLERGIC TO MR.FUZZY,JUST LIKE ME!!!!" Kaiba's hair was blown and distorted."Well,Whoop-de-doo for you."He said.He grabbed a magazine and read it. Bakora started to shake Mai's shoulders."Speak to me!!"He wailed."Speak!!"He poured a glass of water down her throat and piched her nose closed.Kaiba was laughing behind the magazine the whole time at Bakora's antic. Bakora took off his sock.He shoved it in Mai's mouth.Suddenly,her eyes popped open and she spit it out."What on earth?"She asked,stupified.Bakora looked very flushed. "Y-you fainted and I tried to save you."He said. "YOU IDIOT!!"Mai said."I was sleeping!!Bakora started to cry."SSSSooorrrrrrryyyyy!!!"He cried,and buried his face into the couch. "Um...mr Jakcson was on the couch."Kaiba said.Bakora raised his head.There was a thick,red rash all over his face.It was bumpy like a blemish and acne or something. "Descusting!!"Mai cried."Your so nasty,Bakora!!" He cryed again.
"Laleela...."Mokuba sang as he put water in a bucket.It was beutiful day and Rex was playing with the puppy.The puppies name was Mr.Rogers. "I love Mr.Rogers."Mokuba said."He looks so funny when he puts on his shoes.I mean,One show off,one shoe on.That is soooooo weird!!"He took a long drink of the water. "You know."Said Rex,eating a berry,"These arent so bad once your body gets amuned to the poisen."He ate another one,but barfed by the tree.Mr.Rogers licked some up. "Nasty!!:Moluba said."Mr.Rogers doen't lick up puke.That's just the way it is!!!"He threw water on puppy. "Ar!"Mr.Rogers whined.He ran behind a tree.Mokuba grabbed a stick."And stay out!!"He cried,tossing the stick at the tree.Rex had to duck to avoid being brutally killed."What's eatin' you?"Asked Rex,puking again.He decided not to eat any more berries today. Mokuba grabbed a fat,brown snake and chunked it at Rex.The snake hissed and slithered away,deciding not to bite this time. "I don't know where the hel* we are."He started,"And we could be miles from home.Seto will never think to look here."He sighed and sat down."So I'm not working anymore.That's it,the end.I want my GI Joe figures and a cake with strawberry icing!!" He crossed his arms and pouted. "Oh no."Rex thought.He's gonna start actin' like a baby." Rex shrugged."Whateva."He said,and layed down."Well,I'm tired,so I'm gonna take a little nap." He used the leaves as a pillow and closed his large eyes.But the moment he shut them,an image of Mai Vanlentine instructing his radio station clogged his brain. "I'll teach her to say such horrid things."Rex said."Especially about a former,well respected DJ." Rex decided he wanted to sing.Every since he'd lost his job,he hadn't sang.He had a pretty good voice.Even better that Britney Spears. He started to sing the Mr.Rogers song,but in a rap style. "I have always wanted to have a neighbor, just like you, I have always wanted to live in a neighborhood, with you so........." Mokuba turned around.He caught sight of something behind Rex.It was shining,and yellow,and bright!! Mokuba pushed himself up and began to run.He ran all the way over there.It was an opening to the forest!!!!There was a really trashy looking city that had a hospital,a restaurant,a bar,and a conveniance store.An old bum walked out of the bar,as drunk as a skunk. Rex followed Mokuba,shortly followed by the puppy. "Cool!A bar!!"Rex said."Let's get drunk.Maybe,we'll forget who we are.Won't that be fun?Then,you won't be worried about Kaiba!!" Mokuba glared."No bars,no lady's,and no cactuses.Go it?" Rex sighed."Alright." Then,something caught Rex's eyes."Oh my god!!!"He said,pointing."It's a radio station!!"He began to run,happily.He strode through the door. "Rex Raptor,here!!"He shouted,just as he did on the radio."Are you ready to rock?!" Many faces turned to him.He began doing the C walk. "It's Rex Raptor!!"Said a girl.She ran over,followed by 5 of her friends. They were squealing."I can't beleive it's really you!!" They hugged Rex."A celeb-right here!"Said a blond girl.Mokuba walked in. "Oh,yeah."Rex said."And this,is Mokuba Kaiba." All the girls ran over."Can I have your autograph?"Asked one."Your such a cute little boy!And so is your brother!" Mokuba sighned his name in sloppy handwriting. Rex glared at Mokuba.
"Yeowch!!"Bakora said."Ah,that burns!Help ye!!!" Mai was putting alchohol on his face.It was all inflamed and oozing."Sit still,you animal."Mai remarked.Bakora sat up straight because he had BIG crush on Mai.There were tears streking down his chubby cheeks.Kaiba was sitting in a chair by there.Mr.Jackson was curled up in the corner,watching Bakora.Mai picked up calomine lotion and started putting it all over Bakora's face.When she was done,she helped Bakora get down."I look like an ogre."Bakora said,covering his face with both hands."And it's all because of....MR.JACKSON!!!" He pointed at the cat with such an evil look on his face that it ran for cover."I'll kill you!"He said."If it's the last thing I do,I'll-" "Shut up,Bakora!!"Mai said."You're scaring him."She picked it up. Bakora whimpered like an animal."OK."He said.He picked up the TV remote."I'll just watch some boxing.He turned it on and sat down. The phone rang.Mai picked it up. "Hello?"She said in the phone. "Hi.It's Joey.Can I talk to Kaiba for a sec?" "What do you want?"Asked Mai. "Well,People are sayin' they saw Mokuba around here." Mai almost dropped the phone. "Kaiba!!"She shouted in a shrill voice."Here--it's Joey!He sais he's seen Mokuba somewhere!!!!" Kaiba grabbed the phone."Hello?"He called shrilly.Joey laughed at the crack of the voice. "Hey.Well,uh,well...we sorta saw someone.And you wanna guess?He has black hair-" "MOKUBA,OK?NOW TELL ME WHERE HE IS!!" "Uh..He was seen in that little town on the other side 'o' the forest.Seen by a bunch of girls.And oh,Rex Raptor,the missing DJ,was with him." "OK!"Kaiba shouted,and slammed down the phone.He turned to Bakora,who was wrestling Mai for a toy. "We need to get to the town called Northside(The town where Mokuba was)fast!!Mai,you need to leave!!" Mai waved to Bakora and Seto as she strode out. "Think."Bakora said."I left the car at the restarant.So,how are we gonna get there fast?" Kaiba scratched his hair as he thought.Then,Bakora's finger shot straight in the air. "I know!!"He said."Princess!!"Kaiba smiled."Great!!"He said."Your a genius!!" He followed Bakora out.By the time he got there,Bakora was standing at the gates."Hello,baby horsie."He said.Kaiba was puzzled."Baby horsie?"He said.Bakora nodded."Boy,is your horsie cute." Kaiba peered inside to a meraculous sight.Princess had a baby horsie!!It was laying down on the ground.It was white with green eyes."Wow."Kaiba said."Mokuba's gonna be sooooo happy." He peered over in Santa's stall.He was dead. Flies crawled in and out of his eye sockets,and his tongue was hanging out.Santa was the father,because he was all white like the baby.He had died of old age.Britney Spears was too old to be ridden by a heavy 15 year old.The only 2 left were The colt,and the Princess. "I guess we both have to ride Princess."Said Bakora,hopping on a grabbing the reins. Kaiba shook his head."I can train him."He pointed to the baby."I'll train his to be strong.Then,he'll be easy to ride."Bakora looked at him crazily."Your just goin' to walk?" Kaiba nodded."I'll just hold the baby's rope along the way and force it to run and jump.It'll get strong fast." Bakora nodded."OK,your loss." Kaiba stared up at the house."It might be a while before we get back."He said,tying a rope around the baby's muzzle and grabbing the leftover peice. The horse reared up and screeched.It pawed it's feet defensivly. "Ew."Bakora said."A boy.Defenintly." "Stop it,you stupid animal."Said Kaiba,jerking the rope violently until it went down on all four feet.Princess started to eat grass. "What will you name the horsie?"Bakora asked. Kaiba decided to name it Mokuba's nickname,to help him remember Mokuba.It was called Mocha. "Well,come on."Kaiba said,pushing Princess until she started to walk.He tugged on the baby's rope.He had to pull very hard to get it to walk because he wasn't used to being lead.It was only about 24 hours old. It shook it's head and started to walk."We need to run."Bakora said."Northside is alll the way down the river." "OK."Kaiba said."We'll hold the baby horse in our hands.He's not very big." Kaiba strained to pick it up.It woulden't budge. Kaiba ran all the way back to the stables.He came out with a donkey."His name is chocolate." He said,rolling his eyes.He hopped on it's back and tied the baby's rope onto the donkey's reins."Now he can run with us,and get strong."Kaiba kciked the donkey and it began to run.
They were leaving the bar."You fool."Rex said,kicking a rock."You stole my girls away." "Who cares?"Mokuba asked."We're looking for Seto,remember?"rex nodded."I wish I had my radio station." Mokuba looked around.His eyes fell on a payphone.He ran over to it. "Rex,it's brilliant!!"Mokuba shouted.He shoved a quarter in and dialed Kaiba's number.It rang and rang."He's not home!!"Mokuba said.He began to cry."I'm tired,and hungrey,and I want Seto to give me a lolli.And,I miss Spotty and Princess!!" He cried harder."Yeah."Rex agreed."I miss My radio station."He wiped a tear."Why they fired me i'll never know." He wiped another tear."I was great,fine,and wonderful.But they had to go and ruin my life." His face suddenly brightened."I have a wonderous idea!!How about we murder Mai Valentine?" Mokuba looked strangly at Rex."Do you want to go to jail?" "No."Said Rex."Besides,I'm too young to go to jail.They'd put me in juvi." Mokuba laughed."Yeah,I'd never visit you.Ever."Rex's mouth opened wide."Why not?" "Because your so strange."Rex had to admit he was kind of wierd.So he danced all the time.Is that such a crime? "I'm not strange."He said."I'm just different from you and me." "That made no sence."Mokuba said."See what I mean?"Rex clamped his large mouth shut.
"Augh!"Bakora said.He kicked princess' sides over and over.Her feet were stuck in the thick mud on the riverbank.She had wondered out there to eat a yellow ball.Kaiba lead Chocolate and Mocha over.Mocha was still striding rather slow when he walked due to his weak muscles."How are we sposed to get her out?"Bakora asked,hopping off of Princess and petting Mocha.He watched Princess struggle to free herself. "I give up."Kaiba said."It's no use.We'll never find that stupid brat."Bakora was suprised."I thought you LIKED him."He said in a sheep's voice. Kaiba glared."So....what are we gonna do?"He asked.Bakora shrugged. "I don't know.Unless......"He untied Mocha from Chocolate.He tied both animals around Princess's middle.Now,he just needed a way to make them run. "Hmmm...."He thought.Then,it hit him.The yellow ball!!It looked like an apple,so it attracted the horses!! He grabbed it and held it up.Chocolate began to pull his hardest,trying to reach the apple.Mocha didn't badge.Then,Bakora noticed something. "Kaiba!!"He said."Mocha isn't a pony-he's a horse!Look how long his legs are." Kaiba was amazed."The horse must have lost his parents and was attracted to the stable because of the ponies!!"Kaiba snapped his fingers."Then I know how to get him to run!!!" Kaiba pulled a carrot out of his pocket.