hChapter the sixth
"We got to this airport faster than I thought."Kaiba said.They were lookin' around for Weevil.They kept hearing annoying voices,but none of them belonged to Weevil."Excuse me."Rex said to a lady."Have you seen Weevil Underwood around here anywhere?"The lady was obviously not a fan of duel monsters,because she didn't know who Weevil was."Thanks,ma'am."Rex said rudely,and they walked on."Look around in the crowds."Bakura said."But not in crowds of girls.You know he won't be there."They all snickered. "Yugi said he was a bum for a while."Kaiba said. "But why?"Asked Mokuba."Isn't he a pretty good duelest?" Kaiba nodded."Nobody wanted him for a while because he "lost" against me."Bakura laguhed."I remember that."He said. They turned an alley corner where several duelest were trading cards.Rex looked around.Weevil was at the far end with a young boy,stealing all his bug-type cards."Hey,Weevil!!"Shouted Rex.Weevil dropped the boy's cards and looked up. "Hello,Raptor."He said."We meet again."His ugly features crinkled into a smile."My name is Rex."Rex snarled."And the only reason you won is because I lost KingRex." Weevil laughed."Yeah,right."He turned to Kaiba."Hello,Seto Kaiba.I'll bet your happy to know that you ruined my career." Kaiba smiled."Very."Weevil looked at Bakura."And you...."He said."You tied me up and humiliated me!!"Bakura nodded happily. "What did I do?"Asked Mokuba.Weevil stared."I'm sure I'll find something wrong with you."He mumbled.Mokuba punched Weevil in the arm."Shut up,you nerd."He ordered.Weevil clamped his mouth shut. "So why are you here?"He asked."What do you want from me?" Rex stepped up."WE want you to come with us."He said."Right now." "And If I won't?" Kaiba had to be held back to prevent from decking Weevil's ugly mug."If you won't,then Mai Valentine will starve."Bakura said."And we don't want that."Weevil nodded."Yes we do.She is annoying." Bakura growled."You stupid fu^&er!!"He shouted."I never want to see your nerdy face again!!How about we replace it with an apes!It willl be about equal!!" Weevil backed up."Go ahead."He said."An Ape's face will be quite an improvmment." Rex laughed."You just insulted yourself!!"Weevil nodded."I know.I am so ugly."He said."I wish I looked like Bakura." "Thanks."Said Bakura."You know,if you stopped talking bad about Mai and just came with us,we couild be quite good friends." "ew!!!"Mokuba said."Your friends with a nerd!!" Kaiba laughed."An ugly nerd!!" Everyone paused. "What?"Asked Kaiba.They stared at him. "Kaiba,we already knew that."Said Rex.Kaiba shrugged. "OK."Said Weevil."I'll cum.But only if I get a decent meal." "A decent meal for you is a can of refried beans."Rex mumbled.Kaiba and the others glared."Uh,but we don't have any...money."Mokuba said,looking at Kaiba and scooting his foot. "I do,I do!!"Shouted Rex,and opened his brown leather wallet."Uh....Well,I did.Mai and I did a little shopping,and I guess she used more than I thought." "Geez!!"Bakura said."Where did you guys go thats so expensive?" "To a spa,several clothes stores,an art shop,a video game place,and a hairdresser." Weevil laguhed."Are you going gay on us,Rex?"Rex glared at Weevil. "You're ugly."Kaiba said.They all stared at him again. "What?"He asked."Its true." They stared someore. "How about we go get some coffee?" "Remember,genius,we don't have any money."Reminded Mokuba.Kaiba nodded."That all....works...."He said."But I'm so skninny my belt is fallin' down.I need food!!" "Mai's the one that needs food!"Shouted Bakura."We have to go now!!"Weevil shook his head."I don't even know what this FEMALE looks like."He said."All I know is that she's probley fat.That's the only kind that like me." "If only we had a pic."Sighed Bakura.They all sighed. "Wait!!"Kaiba shouted,at his loudest voice.Everyone turned."That was unnessisary."Rex said."We're all standing right here."Kaiba blushed."Well,I have a pic."He dug through his pockets.First,he grabbed a picture of Baku.He threw it,and Weevil caught it. "Whos this beautiful girl?"He asked.Bakura pretended he didn't hear it.Kaiba kept digging until he emerged with the rediculous pic of Mai at her cousin's wedding. "I replaced it,and just shoved it in my pocket."He said.Bakura grabbed it. "Woah...."He said."Look at this c-thru dress."Weevil looked."Wow."He said."I'll go for sure."Kaiba grabbed the pic back."I didn't relize it was a c-thru dress!!"He gazed at the pic. "I mean,not that I would care or anything.I just-uh-do'nt think its appropriate for 15 year old boys like Bakura to be gazing at girls with c- thru dresses."However,Kaiba was still staring at the pic. "You know what I think?"Asked Rex,pushing away a whining Mokuba."What?"They all asked. "I think Seto had the hots for Mai!!" MOkuba giggled."I do not!!"Kaiba said."I only care about me." "What about me,Seto?"Asked Mokuba,laughing from Rex's statement. "And you."Rex mumbled. "And how about your best buddy?"Asked Bakura. "And you."Saidn Kaiba. "And you,Rex."Rex nodded. "What about me,old buddy old pal?"Weevil asked. Kaiba laughed."Who would care about you?"Weevil didn't reply."Mai does."He said."Shut up you bug-usin' freak before I smash you like a bug!!"Said Bakura,pounding a fist into his hand. "Oh,yeah,English guy?I heard yesterday a mouse ran through your legs at teatime!!!" Bakura rushed forward."Ill kill you,you little nerd!!"He shouted.Kaiba grabbed him."Not today you won't."He said."We have to go.The sooner we get out there,the sooner we can ditch the nerd." Weevil nodded."I'm so proud to be part of your little clan!!"He said.Rex glared at him."You never have,and you never will be."He said.They decided to go before Wevil shot Rex.
"You brought me Weevil!!"Shouted Mai!!"Thank you!!" "Hello,Mai."Said Weevil."We can be married now and live our whole lives together." "Are you kiddin'?I hate you.I just said I liked you to see how far the boys would go to get me what I wanted."Weevil was heartbroken(Along with Bakura) "I thought you had more respect for me!!"Bakura shouted."You....you....beautiful girl,you!!" "I respect you,Bakura."She said."Ok."Bakura said. "She only respects you cause you called her beautiful!!"Rex laughed.He hit Weevil. "Weevil,you should leave now."Mai said.Wevil nodded and left. "Now,about those murders."Mai said."I think we should all draw sticks and split up.The sticks we be to decide who each of us go with.Whoever's left over goes to Kaiba's with Yugi." Bakura nodded."Sounds fair."He grabbed a 100 doller bill off the ground."I'll give you this if I can be with Mai."He whispered to Rex. "First,let me see it."Said Rex.Bakura gave it to him.Rex put it in his pocket."Can I have it back,now?"Asked Bakoo."Give what back?"Asked Rex.Bakoo sighed."Ok,lets draw these straw thingys."He said. Mai picked two sticks."Rex and...Mokuba."They slapped a high five. She drew two more.This was the big one.If Bakura was picked and Mai was too,he'd get to go.If it was Kaiba and him,he'd have to go with Kaiba.If it wasn't Mai,mai didn't go with either. "And its Seto and................Me."She replied."Uh...OK."Kaiba said. "That leaves me for Yugi."Moaned Bakura,and they left.
"Wow."Said Kaiba.Him and Mai were looking at Mai's photo album.He pointed to a pic of Mai wearing an easter dress."I mean,that has really bad sun damage." It didn't have sun damage,but Mai took Kaiba's word for it."I guess I'll throw it out."She said.She grabbed it to rip."NO!!"Kaiba said.She looked at him." "Do you want it?"She asked,holding it out to Kaiba."Uh,yeah."Kaiba said.Kaiba was hoping she'd question no further,but,she did."Why?"She asked. Kaiba looked at the ground."I-uh--could find use for it,thats all."Mai nodded."Like your wallet?"Kaiba blushed and didn't say anything.He just pointed to a pic of baby Mai. "Yeah,I like that."She said,and smiled. "Um,I gotta go--pee."Kaiba said,and ran behind a tree.But he didn't pee.He slipped the pic of Mai in his wallet. When he stepped outside,the album was closed."Theres a restaraunt across the street."Mai said,pointing."Could we go?"Kaiba nodded and Opened his wallet to get some money that Mokuba didn't know about,and Mai saw the pic.She didn't say anything.Kaiba colsed the wallet real fast. He was holding 100 dollers."Here."He said.She took the money and they both got up. It smelled real bad in the restaurant.Kaiba guessed it was because they served alchohal."You know,this is a dangerous place."He said."Drunks everywhere.Did you know sometimes they like to hit girls?"Mai looked scared."he looks scary."She said,and pointed to a guy with long,red hair and a bushy beard.Kaiba laughed."Yeah,but looked at that one."He had thick,red glasses,a mop of greyish-reddish hair,blotchy skin,and a purple scar across one cheek.Mai almost fell over with lauighter. "Lets get a seat by him."She said."Maybe he'll do something dumb!!" "Uh....we're not at legal drinking age."Kaiba said."Maybe we could...leave?Gom someplace else?" Mai shook her head."Look at the girls with runny makeup and ugly noses.C'mon,it'll be fun." She pushed Kaiba into a chair,when a girl walked up.She was very pretty.Better than Mai. "Hello."She said."Excuse you."Mai said."Me and Mai friend were about to eat.Go away." The girl sat down by Kaiba."Could Ieat here?"She asked. "Sure!!!"Kaiba said,nodding his head very heavily.Kaiba ordered a HotDog.Mai ordered a Diet Coke,and the girl ordered diet Weat Thins.Mai felt very left out because they weren't paying attention to her."Kaiba,let me see your wallet."She said."I need money to go get another drink."Kaiba gave her the wallet.Mai opened it,being sure to flash the picture of her right in the girls face.The girl reached into her pocket,and pulled out a pic.She handed one to Kaiba."Oh no!!"Mai said."He's going to put it over mine!!He only has one pic space!!"But Kaiba jammed the pic in his pocket.Mai was releived,but relized that as soon as she gave back the wallet,he would do it.She was very hesitant to give the wallet back,but when she did,Kaiba just put it in his coat pocket."Well,I guess we had better go!!"Mai said.She grabbed Kaiba. "Uh,Bye."He said,and waved at the girl. When they got outside,Kaiba immediatly reached into his pocket.He pulled out a pic and slipped it over the Mai."Aw,"She said,and grabbed the wallet.But the pic in the wallet wasn't the girl.It was Mai in the see-thru dress!!!She didn't notice Kaiba pulling the pic of the girl out of his pocket and letting it fly away.
"I can too make music!"Mokuba yelled."I can!!I used to play a flute!!"Rex pulled something out of Mokuba's pocket."You mean this thing?Thats no flute--its a baby recorder for a baby second grader!!!"Rex held it over his head."I'm not a baby!!"Mokuba said."Gimme it!!"Mokuba reached for the recorder.Rex accidently dropped it,breaking it to peices."My flute!!!"Mokuba cried."Look what you've done to it!!"He picked up the peices."Seto bought that for me for my birthday!!"He said."I've had it since I was 5!!You'll pay!!" Mokuba pulled out a squirt gun. "Ah...."Rex said."Can we....think this over?"Mokuba shot him with water,drenching him."I guess I deserved that."Rex mumbled,and shook his head like a dog."I'll shoot you someore until you say your sorry and I'm not a baby and its a real flute!!"Rex held up his hands and said those things. "Thanks."Said Mokuba."Do you think Bakura's OK?I mean,he does have to spend a whole lot of time with Yugi.And he never told us what happened to his arm.He woulden't even tell Mai!!" Rex shrugged."Maybe he tripped and cut himself and is too embarrased to tell us."He said. "I don't think so,"Mokuba replied."Because if that was it he would have told and would not have yelled in the doctors face.Besides,it would have slipped out by now unless it was something serious because you know how Bakura loves to talk." Rex nodded."Your right.But,I can't talk anymore.I have to practice for when I get back to my radip station.I have to be able to sing good." "How about you just sing whatever you say?" "Uh....OK.~Where~do~you~Think~that~Bakura~is~right~now....?" He sang,his wonderful voice getting deeper with each word. "Uh....Probley at the house where he belongs?" "~ohh.......~" "Can you stop that?It getting annoying." "~Sorry~I~said~that~I~just~cant~talk.......!" "Ok,then sing to yourself.Whatever.I dont care.Im going to get firewood.Its getting very dark.Bye.See ya.Bye bye.See you later.Siyanora." "~Sometimes~its~black~sometimes~its~white~sometimes~shes~wrong~sometimes~Im~ right......~" Mokuba ran off into the forest.He didn't even know why he hung out with Rex.He was a short guy who liked to bully and taunt.His voice was annoying and throaty like a donkey with a raspy voice(Except when he sang)and his hair was pruple and brown.Now who goes around with that color hair?Also,he thought he was the greatest duelest and had very pinpointed eyes.He looked crazy every moment of his worthless life.To me,hes extremely ugly.To my sis,hes not. Mokuba picked up a peice of wood.It was heavy,and bugs crawled from under it. "Eww..."He said."Seto,come help me with this.....Oh...."Mokuba was sad that Kaiba wasn't there.He was very sad.So sad,he started to cry. rex ran up."Whats wrong?"He asked."Did a ant sting your eye?" "No.I miss Seto." "Be brave,like dinosaurs.If a big T-rex comes up,they dont just cry.If they could cry,I mean,they woulden't.They'd try to jam a horn...or a claw...or a tooth...or something into the big dinosaur." "But Rex,don't they run?The little ones?" "Well,sometimes.Only if they have a hurt foot or something." "Then how could they run?" "You ask too many questions.My point is,dont be sad.OK?" Mokuba nodded."I have a little dinosaur toy."He said and he took it out.It was plastic,and very small.
"Wow!!"rex said."Thats cool!You wanna see all my dionsaur stuff?" Mokuba nodded,and Rex emptied his backpack.There were dinosaur cups,napkins,plates,toys,video games,underwear,movies,hats,shirts,fake fingernails(Used to be Mai's),and everything you could possibly thing of,except for big things. "Wow."Mokuba said."You have alot of dinosaur stuff.What about your dueling cards?" Rex pulled out a deck of cards.He shuffled them around so Mokuba coulden't tell his stratigy.There were alot of dinosaur cards,like KingRex,Redeyesblackdragon,something that looks like a stegosaurus and something that looks like a tryceritops,and Uraby. "Wow."Said Mokuba."Thats alot of mean scary things.Wanna see mine?"He pulled out his cards and shuffled.A one of his was Darkworld Thorns.They looked at cards most of the night.
"Its so cold out here!!"Mai complained.Kaiba shrugged."Complainings not gonna make it better.The faster we solve this mystery,the faster I can see Mokuba and YOU can get your warm bath."Mai was staring into the distance."I think I can get that right now!!"She pointed to a very shiney,bright,lit up hotel."Wow!!"She said."Kaiba,please,can we stay there?Please?" Kaiba shook his head."Are you kidding?Thats Fountain Hotel!(Thats a Hotel chain in real life.You should check it out.Its pretty kewl)Those are expensive!!Besides,each room only comes with one bed because most people that visit are married couples who wanna add one extra memory to there lovelifes,if you know what I mean!!" "So."Mai said."Its not like I would try anything.Besides,the hotels are beautiful.There are pools and jacuzzi's and spas.For an extra 20 dollers,you can even add a fluffy white cat to the scenery!!"She clasped her hands."Pink lace and fluffy white cats.C'mon,Kaiba.Whataya say?" Kaiba looked into her pitiful eyes."Oh,alright."He said."But you had better not try anything." "Are you kidding?"Kaiba shook his head."I won't.Think of this as a sneaky act.We're sneaking off to go to a nice,fancy hotel when the others are nowhere,with no money or desent food!!Come on!!" Kaiba nodded.Mai jmped up and down."Oh,thank you Kaba!!I'll never forget this!!"Mai raced into the hotel doors,Kaiba close behind."Good evening,Madam."Said the guy at the desk."What can I help you with?" Kaiba stepped up to the counter."We'd like a luxery room with a balcony,a large fireplace,a humongous bed,and....."He looked at Mai."What color?"He asked.Mai shrugged."Blue walls."Kaiba told the man."We'd also like a shower.A big screen TV.Non-stop roomservice,and it had better be reliable.Got it?"The man nodded."That comes to.....1000 dollers a night.I hope you enjoy your stay!!"Kaiba nodded and slammed the whole 1000 dollers onto the desk.They were lead to there room. "Oh,it's beautiful!"Mai shouted."Look at the walls,the fireplace,the roomservice,the wonderful balcony!!" "Yes,yes,its great....."Kaiba said.He didn't like frills and laces and canopy beds."You know,this is enough to make me take up poetry." "Poetry?" "Poetry." "Do you think we better get another room?"Kaiba laughed."Are you kidding?Me?Poetry?I can't even rhyme the word 'cat'.But I still think its an ugly room." "I don't!!"Mai said."Its pretty!And very expensive!!" Kaiba sneered."When you start payin' for it you can start saying how beautiful it is."Mai smiled. "Well,wanna watch TV?" "Whats on?" Mai checked the TV guide."Not much."She said."But we have to watch something.We can't let this TV your paying for go to waste.Look,Grease is on HBO." Kaiba hated that movie.It was all sing-songy romance and singing.He coulden't stand singing. "Well,OK."He said."Fine.But i'll probly fall asleep before the first five minutes."Mai ignored him and turned it on.It was at the very beginning when they're on the beach.Kaiba sighed loudly. "Shut up and get me some tea."She said."If your going to sit there doing nothing,make yourself useful.And do yourself and mine a favor and take a shower for once!!" Kaiba rolled his eyes.He hated it when she got all bossy.
"No way."He said."Just watch the movie."Mai rolled HER eyes and turned to watch the movie.It was cheesy singing you know the first one that comes on that movie?the one I think is called "Summer Loving".Mai was silently singing along and bobbing her head. "Could you stop that?"kaiba asked.Mai stopped,and with a mad look on her face,watched the movie.Kaiba was starting to enjoy the movie.He thought the one called Frenchy was hot. It was now at the part where the girl named Jan is singig along with the beaver commercial.Kaiba started to laugh because the girl and the beaver showed a startling resemblance.Mai laughed to when Rizzo threw the tiger doll at her. "That girl deserved that."Kaiba said."She's ugly." "Not all ugly people deserve to be hurt.Rex doesn't,and I must admit he's not very cute.I like his personality though because he's sweet!!" Kaiba laughed."He is pretty ugly." "Thats not nice." "You just said it yourself." Mai shrugged and watch the movie and Kinickie and Rizzo made out with all the licking and nasty crap. "Ew."Kaiba said."How de-scusting.I'll never do that.Its like she tastes like strawberries.Maybe,like the bear he is,he's licking the food off her mouth that she just ate!!" "Maybe she does taste like strawberries." "Mai,you are dumb sometimes." "Like you are all the time?" Kaiba shut up because the scene was over anyway.Kinikie's "25 cent insurance policy" had just broken(If you know what I mean)."ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!"Kaiba said."Thats nasty!!Ew!!Sick!!Nasty!!discusting.yucky.icky.Thats so nasty.I wish it would go away.Its so-" Mai clicked off the TV."If your just going to complain,whats the point.You know,ive never needed a cigar worse in my life." She stromed out of the room and onto the balcony."Uh oh."Kaiba said.He needed Bakura's help so he called. "Hello?"Asked Bakoo."kaiba?' "Yeah.I got somethin' to ask." "Shoot." "What do you do,when a girl gets mad?" "Mad at you,or mad at something else?" "Uh....me." Uh,........Mai's mad at you?Id call Rex.B-cuz right now,I am creaming Yugi in Star Wars.See ya!!"Bakura hung up. "Oh."Kaiba said."He's stupid.And I do not want to call Rex.Rex's stupid."
"Why do people say that I'm ugly?"Asked Rex.He had brought this up for the 15th time that night."Will you shut up?"Mokuba asked,putting Rex into checkmate on a chess board."You weren't even trying to win!!!!" "I'm sorry."Rex said."But everyone called me ugly.Even Mai thinks im ugly and shes a girl so thats even worse!!" "But at least your a DJ?" "Yeah,so?Who wants a DJ who talkes like a frog in a lawnmower?Huh?" "I dont know.101.2 CRAP,I guess." Rex's phone rang."Its Kaiba."He said. "Whats up?"He asked."Am I ugly?"Rex asked Kaiba. "Enough."Kaiba said."I just wanted to know what do you mad when a girl is do?" "Huh?" "I mean,what do you do when a girl gets mad." "Uh.....Kiss her?" "You're stupid.You dont even know about girls.You've only had 1 girlfriend!!" "I can't evem remember HER."Rex sighed. "Thats cuz she never existed!!!"Kaiba roared."Now tell me what to do if she was on a balcony?" "Push her off?"Rex asked.He really didn't know what to do. Kaiba was annoyed.He hung up the phone razor fast. "Anyway,"Rex said."Getting back to the subject of me being ugly,I think we should go to the hair salon across the street,and get me a makeover!!If anyone can redo this ugly face,they can!!" Mokuba sighed."You're nuts.Besides,makeovers are for girls,I think.They'd woulden't except you anymore than they would Bones!!" Rex growled."I may be ugly,but by no means am I AS ugly or MORE ugly as Bones." He shot a look of hatred at Mokuba."And by all people to have to go with,I get stuck with the BABY again."Mokuba frowned."I'm not a baby!!Im in second grade!" "I don't care.I'm in high school.Now shut up and come with me to the hair salon." "But what if they won't give you A makeover?" "I'll bribe im'.Now come on or I'll announce it on air that you wet your bed still." "I do not." "Just come on." Rex grabbed Mokuba arm and took him to the hair salon.It was all pink and it had a whole bunch of fluffy stuff. "Oh my god,Rex,they're going to think we're Gay!!" Rex clamped Mokuba's mouth shut."Hello."He said to the ugly reseptionist. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"She screamed."It's Rex Raptor!!The world famous DJ!!Right here in our nasty,filthy hair salon!!" That was enough for Rex."I don't want my hair done in a filthy hair salon!!"He cried.He grabbed Mokuba's arm and ran out.Mokuba was getting tired of being drug around everywhere by a guy who thought he was a baby. "Where are we going to go now?"MOkuba asked.Rex shrugged."I don't know.Blockbuster?You know how the commercial goes,'Make it a blockbuster night.'We have to.So let's go." "We do not have to.Thats a sales gig that only works on retarded people like you."Rex didn't like being called retarded."Shut up you baby."He said."We are going to blockbuster and I don't care what you say!!!" Rex grabbed Mokuba's arm and drug him to blockbuster.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!"Yugi said."I beat you in Star Wars!!!Hahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha!" "You can stop laughing now."Said Bakora."The only reason you won is because Kaiba had to call.I was winning until HE happened." Yugi stopped laughing and turned off the game."I thought Kaiba was your friend."He said."You're mean to your friend.Thats bad.I hope you don't talk about ME behind my back." "Oh,I don't."Bakora said sarcasticcly.Yugi gave him a glare."You know,we need to find that dude Bones.He maybe knows what happened to Tea.he was on the plane with me-but he WAS being pretty mean.He took my mulinium puzzle." Bakura shrugged."You mean that ugly dude?He lives somewhere around here.I think he was staying in the Northside woods."Yugi nodded."He's a homeless bum.But for some reason,he was on the plane to England." "England?I wanna go to England.Me ma,and me pa live there." "Shut up.We have to find that little ugly creep.I have to know who killed Tea." Bakura shrugged again."Whatever.I don't care." "OK!!"Said Yugi,jumping off the bed."Then lets go.Are you fat?Do you need frequant resting?"
"I don't think so." "What do you mean?You have to know if your fat or not." "I don't know about me.You see,if I was fat that would be bad because this room only has enough space for ONE fat person." Yugi growled."I'll pretend I didn't hear that."He said.Then,he mauled Bakura."Oh,what the heck.I never had much of an imagionation!!" "But Yugi!!Everyone says your so....NICE!!!" "No more mister nice Yugi!!I'll kill you!!" "Please don't." "OK." Yugi jumped off.He went out the door by himself. "No!!You cant just...leave me here!!!" Bakura wiped his hair out of his eyes.He ran very fast to follow Yugi,who was already outside. Yugi kicked a rock."This is dumb.I wish Bones lived it Kaiba's yard secretly,or something." "I do."Said a voice. "Who said that?"ASked Bakura. "Its me."Said thje voice. "A ghost!!"Yugi said. "I'm not a ghost."Said the voice.Bakura went where the voice was coming from.He moved a big statue out of the way. "AH!!!!!!!!!!!"He said."ITS A SKELETON!!!!!!"He ran all the way behind a tree.Yugi walked over."Hello Mr.Skeleton.My friend lives here.Why don't you come out.We need your help!!" 2 hands popped out and grabbed Yugi's mellinium puzzle. "My puzzle!!"He shouted.He looked and looked."Its not here."He said.Tears welled up in Yugi's eyes."I want my puzzle back!!"He said."How mean!!Its not nice to steal!!"Yugi started to cry. Bakura came back. "You better give Yugi back his puzzle,you mean old skeleton!!" 2 hands reached out and grabbed his melinnium ring. "My ring!!"He said."Give it back!!You won't make me cry!!"Bakura threw a stick behind the statue. "Gahhhhhhhh/........"Said the skeleton,and pitched forward,knocked out.Yugi grabbed his puzzle and Bakura grabbed his ring.They flipped the skeleton over."Its Bones!!:Yugi said."I guess he was living here!!"Bones groaned and opened his eyes. "He's delerious!!"Bakura shouted."Maybe we can get answers out of him!!"Yugi nodded."Let's try it!!Uh,Bones,Why do you want my melinnium puzzle?" Bones groaned."My......Boss.....wanted....it......"He said.Yugi nodded. "Who's your boss?"Asked Bakura."I....can't....say."Bones said. "Uh,who killed Tea?"Yugi added,proud of himself."How...the.....he##....should....I...know...and...besides..your..the ...bad..one..for..trying...TO GET ANSWERS OUT OF A KNOCKED OUT PERSON!!"Bones sprung up. "Now tell me,what is it you want from me?" "We just want you to come back with us to Kaiba,Mai,Rex and Mokuba."Said Yugi."We were looking for whoever killed Tea.But by the info you gave us,your boss did it so your just as good!!"Yugi jerked Bones upo to a standing position. "But Yugi--I thought you were nice!!"Said Bones. "No more Mr.Nice Yugi!!"Yugi explained.Bakura nodded."I wanna stay here.I've been walking for the past month almost non-stop!! Yugi grabbed a lock of Bakura's hair."I'll drag you if I have to!!"Bakura didn't like the mean Yugi."Oh,and what about Joey?Bones might no something about his....greusome....death."Bakura said.He turned to Bones."Do you?"Bones turend his head."I don't know what kinda stuff your looking for!!"He said."But let's all be friends again."He said. Bakura and Yugi nodded. "Oh."Yugi said."Is your boss by any chance.....Maximillion Pegasus?"Bones laughed and screwed up his ugly face even more"That ugly guppy?"he asked."What makles you think I's be stupid enough to work for him?He's creaul and unusual,and has made neumerous threats to Joey,Tea,and all of us!!"Bones stoped when he saw the looks on Yugi and Bakura's faces. "What?"He asked."Did you just say that Pegasus made threats?"Bones nodded."He made alot to Tea and Joey because they used to trash his yard."Bones's face brightened."Hey....Maybe he did it!!"He said. "Uh...we were thinking that when you first said it."Yugi said.Bones shrugged."Instead of me,we can possibly bring them the real Killer!!"Yugi and Bakura nodded."Let's go to Pegasus's castle!!"(By the way,in case I havem't mention it earlier,Pegasus was the very ugly ownber of industirial illusions.He was very creul and has long,white hair and wears a melinnium ring) "Aw,but I don't want to go."Bones said."He's ugly and annoying.But--I do know the way there.Boss sent me on all kinds of expeditions." "Um,did your BOSS kill Tea and Joey?" "How should I know.I'm just not supposed to say his name.Do you really think he'd be stupid enough to tell me something like that?"Bakura shrugged. "Come on!!"Yugi said."Lead the way,Bonesy." "Only if you stop calling me Bonesy." "OK."Yugi said.
"Mai!!"Kaiba said,stomping out onto the balcony."I called room service,and they won't come and--"He was puzzled.It was stuffy and full of a fowl smell out there."Uh...Mai,are you aware of that smell?"Kaiba asked.Mai nodded and coughed.Kaiba went around to get a good look at Mai's face,and was suprised."Oh my gosh,Mai!!You're smoking!!"Mai nodded."I had to smoke.you made me so stressed out because your so annoying!!!" Kaiba blushed."But still!!You can't smoke!!It makes you stupid looking!!" Mai shrugged."I don't care.And look--they're camel brand."Kaiba grabbed the pack of cigerattes and threw them off a balcony.They hit the ground at a bum's feet."Alright!!"Said the bum,and danced with glee.Mai waved at the bum.The bum lit up all the cigerattes,and began to smoke.By the light of the cigerattes,mai could see the bum was....WEEVIL!!! "Weevil!!"Kaiba said."What are you doing smoking and being a bum?" Weevil shrugged."It's more fun this way."He gave an ugly sneer."I'm surrounded by smokers!!"Kaiba said."Its not cool!!Its gay.Matter fact,all of you guys are gay!!"He grabbed Mai's cigeratte."Sorry,Mai,but it has to be done!!"Kaiba said,and socked Mai across her face.She stumbled and fell backwards. "You hit a girl!!"Weevil called.He clapped."It was pretty amazing!!"Kaiba grunted and helped Mai up."Thanks Kaiba..."She said."I needed that."She looked at the cigeratte in Kaiba's hand."Why Kaiba!!Were you smoking?" Kaiba shook his head."This was yours.So,I knocked you back into your sences." "OK."Mai said."That explains that taste in my mouth."She spat. "Hey,Mai!!"Weevil called from below."Come join me and smoke!!"Mai was outraged.She gave a great roar and threw a high-heeled shoe at Weevil.It smacked him upside the head and rattled his brains. "Gaaa...."He said.Then,his face brightened up."You know what I heard?"He asked.Mai shook her head."What this time?" "Well."Said Weevil."I heard that your friends Yugi and Bakura found that dude Bones Skeletal.Anyway,Bones gave some valuble information leading to that Maximillion Pegasus killed Joey and Tea.They were on their way to his castle to cause him to confess--and to avenge their friend's deaths."Mai was amazed."I knew Bakura could do it!!"She squealed."Did you hear that,Kaiba?Your best friend is off to catch a killer!!Isn't this cool?" Kaiba shook his head."Not really.You see,what if Bakura,Yugi and Bones are wrong?None of them are smart!!" Mai stared."You mean....You think Pegasus is innocent?You're crazy!" "I'm not saying that I think he is.I';m only saying that he could be." Mai nodded."Whatever."She said."I think you want to be Pegasus's friend!!"She said."I do not!!"Kaiba snapped."I'm the best duelest ever!!He thinks he can beat me!!"Mai rolled her eyes.
"This movie was great!!"Rex said.They had rented a VCR and were watching the movies in a private room in Blockbuster.They had just got done watching,"Love Story." (You know,the 60's film that wasn't long before Grease)"No way!!!"Mokuba said."It was a boring kissing movie!!Just like all the others!!"They had watched 17 other cheesy romance flicks.Rex rolled his eyes."It was not.I like romance movies.You like GI Joe and Pokemon!!" Mokuba stuck out his tongue."You shut up.Pokemon is cool.Charizard especially."Rex rolled his eyes."That stuff's dumb.Pokeball go.Return,squirtle.Blah blah blah."Mokuba was mad."I like pokemon so you can't make fun of it!!"He threw a punch at Rexie.Rex caught his hand in mid air."You have to try harder than that."He taunted.Mokuba turned around,and crossed his arms."I don't like you anymore."He said.Rex mocked him."I don't care."He said."Really,I don't.Now go in there and rent yourself 'Pokemon the Movie.'I don't care.Go ahead,Baby." "I told you before I was not a baby!!Babys do DJ shows and take drugs!" "I do not take drugs!!"Rex said."But you know,Mai used to....." "I don't care about Mai!!"Mokuba said."She's an ugly,selfish,Seto stealin' female!!" "Its not her fault she drew Kaiba's name!!"Rex said.
"Yes it is!!"Mokuba argued."She willed herself to do it.Its ALL HER FAULT!!"Mokuba stamped his foot. "Uhhh....OK."Rex said."If Mai has psycic powers,then Im a pig." "I guess she definintly had psychic powers."Mokuba mumbled.Rex gave mokuba a look of resentment."Im not a pig."Said Rex."Whatever you say."Said MOkuba.He went to rent a pokemon movie.
"THis is a scary place."Said Bones."I want to go home."Bakura rolled his eyes."You are such a chicken SH##,Bones." "Chickens are braver than turkeys."Bones said.Yugi pointed"Look."He said."You need a key to go in here.The only person good at picking locks is Kiaba,and he's not here!!" "Well,Yugi,"Said Bakura."I am Kaiba's right-hand man.I'll get the job done!!"Bakura grabbed a twig and shoved it in the key socket.But as he wrenched it two and fro,the bottom part broke out of the lock and sailed.It hit Bakura in the eye.:(.(My poor BAKOO!!!)Blood seeped."My eye!!!"he said."Stuff like this only happens on The Haunting!!!!"Yugi grabbed a sock and gabbed at the eye.The bleeding stopped.The good thing was the cut was not on the eye,it was right next to it.But it was very deep."Though that sock does not smell good,try to brave the stench and sop up the blood.You will have a nasty scab." "Duh."Bakura said.Bones grabbed a card.He twisted the knob and shoved the card between the door and the little thing that keeps tjhe door closed.It swung open."Wow,Bones."Said Yugi,over Bakoos sobs."why didn't you do that in the first place.It would have saved Bakura's eye."Bones shrugged."Why ya askin' me?I don't know."Yugi shrugged.Yugi and Bones were stupid.Bakura stepped inside the castle.A cackle rose over him."AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"Screamed Bakura."LIsten to that awful noise!!It's so horrible,it had to come from Pegasus himself!!" Bakura dropped his eye cloth and raced out the door."I'm not going in there again!!"He said.But Yugi grabbed his arm and drug him with him and Bones too. "Look at this nice velvet banister covering!!"Shouted Bones."It's pink--my favorite!!"Yugi laughed."Bones is gay!!"Bones was mad.He decided to hit Yugi.He punched Yugi in the shoulder.Yugi cried."Stop it,stupid!!"Bakura said."I hear that horrible laugh!!"He said."I'm outta here!!"Bakura started to race away,but Bones grabbed his jeans."Thats Maximillion!!"He said."I'd recognize that retarded laugh anywhere!!"
"We got to this airport faster than I thought."Kaiba said.They were lookin' around for Weevil.They kept hearing annoying voices,but none of them belonged to Weevil."Excuse me."Rex said to a lady."Have you seen Weevil Underwood around here anywhere?"The lady was obviously not a fan of duel monsters,because she didn't know who Weevil was."Thanks,ma'am."Rex said rudely,and they walked on."Look around in the crowds."Bakura said."But not in crowds of girls.You know he won't be there."They all snickered. "Yugi said he was a bum for a while."Kaiba said. "But why?"Asked Mokuba."Isn't he a pretty good duelest?" Kaiba nodded."Nobody wanted him for a while because he "lost" against me."Bakura laguhed."I remember that."He said. They turned an alley corner where several duelest were trading cards.Rex looked around.Weevil was at the far end with a young boy,stealing all his bug-type cards."Hey,Weevil!!"Shouted Rex.Weevil dropped the boy's cards and looked up. "Hello,Raptor."He said."We meet again."His ugly features crinkled into a smile."My name is Rex."Rex snarled."And the only reason you won is because I lost KingRex." Weevil laughed."Yeah,right."He turned to Kaiba."Hello,Seto Kaiba.I'll bet your happy to know that you ruined my career." Kaiba smiled."Very."Weevil looked at Bakura."And you...."He said."You tied me up and humiliated me!!"Bakura nodded happily. "What did I do?"Asked Mokuba.Weevil stared."I'm sure I'll find something wrong with you."He mumbled.Mokuba punched Weevil in the arm."Shut up,you nerd."He ordered.Weevil clamped his mouth shut. "So why are you here?"He asked."What do you want from me?" Rex stepped up."WE want you to come with us."He said."Right now." "And If I won't?" Kaiba had to be held back to prevent from decking Weevil's ugly mug."If you won't,then Mai Valentine will starve."Bakura said."And we don't want that."Weevil nodded."Yes we do.She is annoying." Bakura growled."You stupid fu^&er!!"He shouted."I never want to see your nerdy face again!!How about we replace it with an apes!It willl be about equal!!" Weevil backed up."Go ahead."He said."An Ape's face will be quite an improvmment." Rex laughed."You just insulted yourself!!"Weevil nodded."I know.I am so ugly."He said."I wish I looked like Bakura." "Thanks."Said Bakura."You know,if you stopped talking bad about Mai and just came with us,we couild be quite good friends." "ew!!!"Mokuba said."Your friends with a nerd!!" Kaiba laughed."An ugly nerd!!" Everyone paused. "What?"Asked Kaiba.They stared at him. "Kaiba,we already knew that."Said Rex.Kaiba shrugged. "OK."Said Weevil."I'll cum.But only if I get a decent meal." "A decent meal for you is a can of refried beans."Rex mumbled.Kaiba and the others glared."Uh,but we don't have any...money."Mokuba said,looking at Kaiba and scooting his foot. "I do,I do!!"Shouted Rex,and opened his brown leather wallet."Uh....Well,I did.Mai and I did a little shopping,and I guess she used more than I thought." "Geez!!"Bakura said."Where did you guys go thats so expensive?" "To a spa,several clothes stores,an art shop,a video game place,and a hairdresser." Weevil laguhed."Are you going gay on us,Rex?"Rex glared at Weevil. "You're ugly."Kaiba said.They all stared at him again. "What?"He asked."Its true." They stared someore. "How about we go get some coffee?" "Remember,genius,we don't have any money."Reminded Mokuba.Kaiba nodded."That all....works...."He said."But I'm so skninny my belt is fallin' down.I need food!!" "Mai's the one that needs food!"Shouted Bakura."We have to go now!!"Weevil shook his head."I don't even know what this FEMALE looks like."He said."All I know is that she's probley fat.That's the only kind that like me." "If only we had a pic."Sighed Bakura.They all sighed. "Wait!!"Kaiba shouted,at his loudest voice.Everyone turned."That was unnessisary."Rex said."We're all standing right here."Kaiba blushed."Well,I have a pic."He dug through his pockets.First,he grabbed a picture of Baku.He threw it,and Weevil caught it. "Whos this beautiful girl?"He asked.Bakura pretended he didn't hear it.Kaiba kept digging until he emerged with the rediculous pic of Mai at her cousin's wedding. "I replaced it,and just shoved it in my pocket."He said.Bakura grabbed it. "Woah...."He said."Look at this c-thru dress."Weevil looked."Wow."He said."I'll go for sure."Kaiba grabbed the pic back."I didn't relize it was a c-thru dress!!"He gazed at the pic. "I mean,not that I would care or anything.I just-uh-do'nt think its appropriate for 15 year old boys like Bakura to be gazing at girls with c- thru dresses."However,Kaiba was still staring at the pic. "You know what I think?"Asked Rex,pushing away a whining Mokuba."What?"They all asked. "I think Seto had the hots for Mai!!" MOkuba giggled."I do not!!"Kaiba said."I only care about me." "What about me,Seto?"Asked Mokuba,laughing from Rex's statement. "And you."Rex mumbled. "And how about your best buddy?"Asked Bakura. "And you."Saidn Kaiba. "And you,Rex."Rex nodded. "What about me,old buddy old pal?"Weevil asked. Kaiba laughed."Who would care about you?"Weevil didn't reply."Mai does."He said."Shut up you bug-usin' freak before I smash you like a bug!!"Said Bakura,pounding a fist into his hand. "Oh,yeah,English guy?I heard yesterday a mouse ran through your legs at teatime!!!" Bakura rushed forward."Ill kill you,you little nerd!!"He shouted.Kaiba grabbed him."Not today you won't."He said."We have to go.The sooner we get out there,the sooner we can ditch the nerd." Weevil nodded."I'm so proud to be part of your little clan!!"He said.Rex glared at him."You never have,and you never will be."He said.They decided to go before Wevil shot Rex.
"You brought me Weevil!!"Shouted Mai!!"Thank you!!" "Hello,Mai."Said Weevil."We can be married now and live our whole lives together." "Are you kiddin'?I hate you.I just said I liked you to see how far the boys would go to get me what I wanted."Weevil was heartbroken(Along with Bakura) "I thought you had more respect for me!!"Bakura shouted."You....you....beautiful girl,you!!" "I respect you,Bakura."She said."Ok."Bakura said. "She only respects you cause you called her beautiful!!"Rex laughed.He hit Weevil. "Weevil,you should leave now."Mai said.Wevil nodded and left. "Now,about those murders."Mai said."I think we should all draw sticks and split up.The sticks we be to decide who each of us go with.Whoever's left over goes to Kaiba's with Yugi." Bakura nodded."Sounds fair."He grabbed a 100 doller bill off the ground."I'll give you this if I can be with Mai."He whispered to Rex. "First,let me see it."Said Rex.Bakura gave it to him.Rex put it in his pocket."Can I have it back,now?"Asked Bakoo."Give what back?"Asked Rex.Bakoo sighed."Ok,lets draw these straw thingys."He said. Mai picked two sticks."Rex and...Mokuba."They slapped a high five. She drew two more.This was the big one.If Bakura was picked and Mai was too,he'd get to go.If it was Kaiba and him,he'd have to go with Kaiba.If it wasn't Mai,mai didn't go with either. "And its Seto and................Me."She replied."Uh...OK."Kaiba said. "That leaves me for Yugi."Moaned Bakura,and they left.
"Wow."Said Kaiba.Him and Mai were looking at Mai's photo album.He pointed to a pic of Mai wearing an easter dress."I mean,that has really bad sun damage." It didn't have sun damage,but Mai took Kaiba's word for it."I guess I'll throw it out."She said.She grabbed it to rip."NO!!"Kaiba said.She looked at him." "Do you want it?"She asked,holding it out to Kaiba."Uh,yeah."Kaiba said.Kaiba was hoping she'd question no further,but,she did."Why?"She asked. Kaiba looked at the ground."I-uh--could find use for it,thats all."Mai nodded."Like your wallet?"Kaiba blushed and didn't say anything.He just pointed to a pic of baby Mai. "Yeah,I like that."She said,and smiled. "Um,I gotta go--pee."Kaiba said,and ran behind a tree.But he didn't pee.He slipped the pic of Mai in his wallet. When he stepped outside,the album was closed."Theres a restaraunt across the street."Mai said,pointing."Could we go?"Kaiba nodded and Opened his wallet to get some money that Mokuba didn't know about,and Mai saw the pic.She didn't say anything.Kaiba colsed the wallet real fast. He was holding 100 dollers."Here."He said.She took the money and they both got up. It smelled real bad in the restaurant.Kaiba guessed it was because they served alchohal."You know,this is a dangerous place."He said."Drunks everywhere.Did you know sometimes they like to hit girls?"Mai looked scared."he looks scary."She said,and pointed to a guy with long,red hair and a bushy beard.Kaiba laughed."Yeah,but looked at that one."He had thick,red glasses,a mop of greyish-reddish hair,blotchy skin,and a purple scar across one cheek.Mai almost fell over with lauighter. "Lets get a seat by him."She said."Maybe he'll do something dumb!!" "Uh....we're not at legal drinking age."Kaiba said."Maybe we could...leave?Gom someplace else?" Mai shook her head."Look at the girls with runny makeup and ugly noses.C'mon,it'll be fun." She pushed Kaiba into a chair,when a girl walked up.She was very pretty.Better than Mai. "Hello."She said."Excuse you."Mai said."Me and Mai friend were about to eat.Go away." The girl sat down by Kaiba."Could Ieat here?"She asked. "Sure!!!"Kaiba said,nodding his head very heavily.Kaiba ordered a HotDog.Mai ordered a Diet Coke,and the girl ordered diet Weat Thins.Mai felt very left out because they weren't paying attention to her."Kaiba,let me see your wallet."She said."I need money to go get another drink."Kaiba gave her the wallet.Mai opened it,being sure to flash the picture of her right in the girls face.The girl reached into her pocket,and pulled out a pic.She handed one to Kaiba."Oh no!!"Mai said."He's going to put it over mine!!He only has one pic space!!"But Kaiba jammed the pic in his pocket.Mai was releived,but relized that as soon as she gave back the wallet,he would do it.She was very hesitant to give the wallet back,but when she did,Kaiba just put it in his coat pocket."Well,I guess we had better go!!"Mai said.She grabbed Kaiba. "Uh,Bye."He said,and waved at the girl. When they got outside,Kaiba immediatly reached into his pocket.He pulled out a pic and slipped it over the Mai."Aw,"She said,and grabbed the wallet.But the pic in the wallet wasn't the girl.It was Mai in the see-thru dress!!!She didn't notice Kaiba pulling the pic of the girl out of his pocket and letting it fly away.
"I can too make music!"Mokuba yelled."I can!!I used to play a flute!!"Rex pulled something out of Mokuba's pocket."You mean this thing?Thats no flute--its a baby recorder for a baby second grader!!!"Rex held it over his head."I'm not a baby!!"Mokuba said."Gimme it!!"Mokuba reached for the recorder.Rex accidently dropped it,breaking it to peices."My flute!!!"Mokuba cried."Look what you've done to it!!"He picked up the peices."Seto bought that for me for my birthday!!"He said."I've had it since I was 5!!You'll pay!!" Mokuba pulled out a squirt gun. "Ah...."Rex said."Can we....think this over?"Mokuba shot him with water,drenching him."I guess I deserved that."Rex mumbled,and shook his head like a dog."I'll shoot you someore until you say your sorry and I'm not a baby and its a real flute!!"Rex held up his hands and said those things. "Thanks."Said Mokuba."Do you think Bakura's OK?I mean,he does have to spend a whole lot of time with Yugi.And he never told us what happened to his arm.He woulden't even tell Mai!!" Rex shrugged."Maybe he tripped and cut himself and is too embarrased to tell us."He said. "I don't think so,"Mokuba replied."Because if that was it he would have told and would not have yelled in the doctors face.Besides,it would have slipped out by now unless it was something serious because you know how Bakura loves to talk." Rex nodded."Your right.But,I can't talk anymore.I have to practice for when I get back to my radip station.I have to be able to sing good." "How about you just sing whatever you say?" "Uh....OK.~Where~do~you~Think~that~Bakura~is~right~now....?" He sang,his wonderful voice getting deeper with each word. "Uh....Probley at the house where he belongs?" "~ohh.......~" "Can you stop that?It getting annoying." "~Sorry~I~said~that~I~just~cant~talk.......!" "Ok,then sing to yourself.Whatever.I dont care.Im going to get firewood.Its getting very dark.Bye.See ya.Bye bye.See you later.Siyanora." "~Sometimes~its~black~sometimes~its~white~sometimes~shes~wrong~sometimes~Im~ right......~" Mokuba ran off into the forest.He didn't even know why he hung out with Rex.He was a short guy who liked to bully and taunt.His voice was annoying and throaty like a donkey with a raspy voice(Except when he sang)and his hair was pruple and brown.Now who goes around with that color hair?Also,he thought he was the greatest duelest and had very pinpointed eyes.He looked crazy every moment of his worthless life.To me,hes extremely ugly.To my sis,hes not. Mokuba picked up a peice of wood.It was heavy,and bugs crawled from under it. "Eww..."He said."Seto,come help me with this.....Oh...."Mokuba was sad that Kaiba wasn't there.He was very sad.So sad,he started to cry. rex ran up."Whats wrong?"He asked."Did a ant sting your eye?" "No.I miss Seto." "Be brave,like dinosaurs.If a big T-rex comes up,they dont just cry.If they could cry,I mean,they woulden't.They'd try to jam a horn...or a claw...or a tooth...or something into the big dinosaur." "But Rex,don't they run?The little ones?" "Well,sometimes.Only if they have a hurt foot or something." "Then how could they run?" "You ask too many questions.My point is,dont be sad.OK?" Mokuba nodded."I have a little dinosaur toy."He said and he took it out.It was plastic,and very small.
"Wow!!"rex said."Thats cool!You wanna see all my dionsaur stuff?" Mokuba nodded,and Rex emptied his backpack.There were dinosaur cups,napkins,plates,toys,video games,underwear,movies,hats,shirts,fake fingernails(Used to be Mai's),and everything you could possibly thing of,except for big things. "Wow."Mokuba said."You have alot of dinosaur stuff.What about your dueling cards?" Rex pulled out a deck of cards.He shuffled them around so Mokuba coulden't tell his stratigy.There were alot of dinosaur cards,like KingRex,Redeyesblackdragon,something that looks like a stegosaurus and something that looks like a tryceritops,and Uraby. "Wow."Said Mokuba."Thats alot of mean scary things.Wanna see mine?"He pulled out his cards and shuffled.A one of his was Darkworld Thorns.They looked at cards most of the night.
"Its so cold out here!!"Mai complained.Kaiba shrugged."Complainings not gonna make it better.The faster we solve this mystery,the faster I can see Mokuba and YOU can get your warm bath."Mai was staring into the distance."I think I can get that right now!!"She pointed to a very shiney,bright,lit up hotel."Wow!!"She said."Kaiba,please,can we stay there?Please?" Kaiba shook his head."Are you kidding?Thats Fountain Hotel!(Thats a Hotel chain in real life.You should check it out.Its pretty kewl)Those are expensive!!Besides,each room only comes with one bed because most people that visit are married couples who wanna add one extra memory to there lovelifes,if you know what I mean!!" "So."Mai said."Its not like I would try anything.Besides,the hotels are beautiful.There are pools and jacuzzi's and spas.For an extra 20 dollers,you can even add a fluffy white cat to the scenery!!"She clasped her hands."Pink lace and fluffy white cats.C'mon,Kaiba.Whataya say?" Kaiba looked into her pitiful eyes."Oh,alright."He said."But you had better not try anything." "Are you kidding?"Kaiba shook his head."I won't.Think of this as a sneaky act.We're sneaking off to go to a nice,fancy hotel when the others are nowhere,with no money or desent food!!Come on!!" Kaiba nodded.Mai jmped up and down."Oh,thank you Kaba!!I'll never forget this!!"Mai raced into the hotel doors,Kaiba close behind."Good evening,Madam."Said the guy at the desk."What can I help you with?" Kaiba stepped up to the counter."We'd like a luxery room with a balcony,a large fireplace,a humongous bed,and....."He looked at Mai."What color?"He asked.Mai shrugged."Blue walls."Kaiba told the man."We'd also like a shower.A big screen TV.Non-stop roomservice,and it had better be reliable.Got it?"The man nodded."That comes to.....1000 dollers a night.I hope you enjoy your stay!!"Kaiba nodded and slammed the whole 1000 dollers onto the desk.They were lead to there room. "Oh,it's beautiful!"Mai shouted."Look at the walls,the fireplace,the roomservice,the wonderful balcony!!" "Yes,yes,its great....."Kaiba said.He didn't like frills and laces and canopy beds."You know,this is enough to make me take up poetry." "Poetry?" "Poetry." "Do you think we better get another room?"Kaiba laughed."Are you kidding?Me?Poetry?I can't even rhyme the word 'cat'.But I still think its an ugly room." "I don't!!"Mai said."Its pretty!And very expensive!!" Kaiba sneered."When you start payin' for it you can start saying how beautiful it is."Mai smiled. "Well,wanna watch TV?" "Whats on?" Mai checked the TV guide."Not much."She said."But we have to watch something.We can't let this TV your paying for go to waste.Look,Grease is on HBO." Kaiba hated that movie.It was all sing-songy romance and singing.He coulden't stand singing. "Well,OK."He said."Fine.But i'll probly fall asleep before the first five minutes."Mai ignored him and turned it on.It was at the very beginning when they're on the beach.Kaiba sighed loudly. "Shut up and get me some tea."She said."If your going to sit there doing nothing,make yourself useful.And do yourself and mine a favor and take a shower for once!!" Kaiba rolled his eyes.He hated it when she got all bossy.
"No way."He said."Just watch the movie."Mai rolled HER eyes and turned to watch the movie.It was cheesy singing you know the first one that comes on that movie?the one I think is called "Summer Loving".Mai was silently singing along and bobbing her head. "Could you stop that?"kaiba asked.Mai stopped,and with a mad look on her face,watched the movie.Kaiba was starting to enjoy the movie.He thought the one called Frenchy was hot. It was now at the part where the girl named Jan is singig along with the beaver commercial.Kaiba started to laugh because the girl and the beaver showed a startling resemblance.Mai laughed to when Rizzo threw the tiger doll at her. "That girl deserved that."Kaiba said."She's ugly." "Not all ugly people deserve to be hurt.Rex doesn't,and I must admit he's not very cute.I like his personality though because he's sweet!!" Kaiba laughed."He is pretty ugly." "Thats not nice." "You just said it yourself." Mai shrugged and watch the movie and Kinickie and Rizzo made out with all the licking and nasty crap. "Ew."Kaiba said."How de-scusting.I'll never do that.Its like she tastes like strawberries.Maybe,like the bear he is,he's licking the food off her mouth that she just ate!!" "Maybe she does taste like strawberries." "Mai,you are dumb sometimes." "Like you are all the time?" Kaiba shut up because the scene was over anyway.Kinikie's "25 cent insurance policy" had just broken(If you know what I mean)."ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!"Kaiba said."Thats nasty!!Ew!!Sick!!Nasty!!discusting.yucky.icky.Thats so nasty.I wish it would go away.Its so-" Mai clicked off the TV."If your just going to complain,whats the point.You know,ive never needed a cigar worse in my life." She stromed out of the room and onto the balcony."Uh oh."Kaiba said.He needed Bakura's help so he called. "Hello?"Asked Bakoo."kaiba?' "Yeah.I got somethin' to ask." "Shoot." "What do you do,when a girl gets mad?" "Mad at you,or mad at something else?" "Uh....me." Uh,........Mai's mad at you?Id call Rex.B-cuz right now,I am creaming Yugi in Star Wars.See ya!!"Bakura hung up. "Oh."Kaiba said."He's stupid.And I do not want to call Rex.Rex's stupid."
"Why do people say that I'm ugly?"Asked Rex.He had brought this up for the 15th time that night."Will you shut up?"Mokuba asked,putting Rex into checkmate on a chess board."You weren't even trying to win!!!!" "I'm sorry."Rex said."But everyone called me ugly.Even Mai thinks im ugly and shes a girl so thats even worse!!" "But at least your a DJ?" "Yeah,so?Who wants a DJ who talkes like a frog in a lawnmower?Huh?" "I dont know.101.2 CRAP,I guess." Rex's phone rang."Its Kaiba."He said. "Whats up?"He asked."Am I ugly?"Rex asked Kaiba. "Enough."Kaiba said."I just wanted to know what do you mad when a girl is do?" "Huh?" "I mean,what do you do when a girl gets mad." "Uh.....Kiss her?" "You're stupid.You dont even know about girls.You've only had 1 girlfriend!!" "I can't evem remember HER."Rex sighed. "Thats cuz she never existed!!!"Kaiba roared."Now tell me what to do if she was on a balcony?" "Push her off?"Rex asked.He really didn't know what to do. Kaiba was annoyed.He hung up the phone razor fast. "Anyway,"Rex said."Getting back to the subject of me being ugly,I think we should go to the hair salon across the street,and get me a makeover!!If anyone can redo this ugly face,they can!!" Mokuba sighed."You're nuts.Besides,makeovers are for girls,I think.They'd woulden't except you anymore than they would Bones!!" Rex growled."I may be ugly,but by no means am I AS ugly or MORE ugly as Bones." He shot a look of hatred at Mokuba."And by all people to have to go with,I get stuck with the BABY again."Mokuba frowned."I'm not a baby!!Im in second grade!" "I don't care.I'm in high school.Now shut up and come with me to the hair salon." "But what if they won't give you A makeover?" "I'll bribe im'.Now come on or I'll announce it on air that you wet your bed still." "I do not." "Just come on." Rex grabbed Mokuba arm and took him to the hair salon.It was all pink and it had a whole bunch of fluffy stuff. "Oh my god,Rex,they're going to think we're Gay!!" Rex clamped Mokuba's mouth shut."Hello."He said to the ugly reseptionist. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"She screamed."It's Rex Raptor!!The world famous DJ!!Right here in our nasty,filthy hair salon!!" That was enough for Rex."I don't want my hair done in a filthy hair salon!!"He cried.He grabbed Mokuba's arm and ran out.Mokuba was getting tired of being drug around everywhere by a guy who thought he was a baby. "Where are we going to go now?"MOkuba asked.Rex shrugged."I don't know.Blockbuster?You know how the commercial goes,'Make it a blockbuster night.'We have to.So let's go." "We do not have to.Thats a sales gig that only works on retarded people like you."Rex didn't like being called retarded."Shut up you baby."He said."We are going to blockbuster and I don't care what you say!!!" Rex grabbed Mokuba's arm and drug him to blockbuster.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!"Yugi said."I beat you in Star Wars!!!Hahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha!" "You can stop laughing now."Said Bakora."The only reason you won is because Kaiba had to call.I was winning until HE happened." Yugi stopped laughing and turned off the game."I thought Kaiba was your friend."He said."You're mean to your friend.Thats bad.I hope you don't talk about ME behind my back." "Oh,I don't."Bakora said sarcasticcly.Yugi gave him a glare."You know,we need to find that dude Bones.He maybe knows what happened to Tea.he was on the plane with me-but he WAS being pretty mean.He took my mulinium puzzle." Bakura shrugged."You mean that ugly dude?He lives somewhere around here.I think he was staying in the Northside woods."Yugi nodded."He's a homeless bum.But for some reason,he was on the plane to England." "England?I wanna go to England.Me ma,and me pa live there." "Shut up.We have to find that little ugly creep.I have to know who killed Tea." Bakura shrugged again."Whatever.I don't care." "OK!!"Said Yugi,jumping off the bed."Then lets go.Are you fat?Do you need frequant resting?"
"I don't think so." "What do you mean?You have to know if your fat or not." "I don't know about me.You see,if I was fat that would be bad because this room only has enough space for ONE fat person." Yugi growled."I'll pretend I didn't hear that."He said.Then,he mauled Bakura."Oh,what the heck.I never had much of an imagionation!!" "But Yugi!!Everyone says your so....NICE!!!" "No more mister nice Yugi!!I'll kill you!!" "Please don't." "OK." Yugi jumped off.He went out the door by himself. "No!!You cant just...leave me here!!!" Bakura wiped his hair out of his eyes.He ran very fast to follow Yugi,who was already outside. Yugi kicked a rock."This is dumb.I wish Bones lived it Kaiba's yard secretly,or something." "I do."Said a voice. "Who said that?"ASked Bakura. "Its me."Said thje voice. "A ghost!!"Yugi said. "I'm not a ghost."Said the voice.Bakura went where the voice was coming from.He moved a big statue out of the way. "AH!!!!!!!!!!!"He said."ITS A SKELETON!!!!!!"He ran all the way behind a tree.Yugi walked over."Hello Mr.Skeleton.My friend lives here.Why don't you come out.We need your help!!" 2 hands popped out and grabbed Yugi's mellinium puzzle. "My puzzle!!"He shouted.He looked and looked."Its not here."He said.Tears welled up in Yugi's eyes."I want my puzzle back!!"He said."How mean!!Its not nice to steal!!"Yugi started to cry. Bakura came back. "You better give Yugi back his puzzle,you mean old skeleton!!" 2 hands reached out and grabbed his melinnium ring. "My ring!!"He said."Give it back!!You won't make me cry!!"Bakura threw a stick behind the statue. "Gahhhhhhhh/........"Said the skeleton,and pitched forward,knocked out.Yugi grabbed his puzzle and Bakura grabbed his ring.They flipped the skeleton over."Its Bones!!:Yugi said."I guess he was living here!!"Bones groaned and opened his eyes. "He's delerious!!"Bakura shouted."Maybe we can get answers out of him!!"Yugi nodded."Let's try it!!Uh,Bones,Why do you want my melinnium puzzle?" Bones groaned."My......Boss.....wanted....it......"He said.Yugi nodded. "Who's your boss?"Asked Bakura."I....can't....say."Bones said. "Uh,who killed Tea?"Yugi added,proud of himself."How...the.....he##....should....I...know...and...besides..your..the ...bad..one..for..trying...TO GET ANSWERS OUT OF A KNOCKED OUT PERSON!!"Bones sprung up. "Now tell me,what is it you want from me?" "We just want you to come back with us to Kaiba,Mai,Rex and Mokuba."Said Yugi."We were looking for whoever killed Tea.But by the info you gave us,your boss did it so your just as good!!"Yugi jerked Bones upo to a standing position. "But Yugi--I thought you were nice!!"Said Bones. "No more Mr.Nice Yugi!!"Yugi explained.Bakura nodded."I wanna stay here.I've been walking for the past month almost non-stop!! Yugi grabbed a lock of Bakura's hair."I'll drag you if I have to!!"Bakura didn't like the mean Yugi."Oh,and what about Joey?Bones might no something about his....greusome....death."Bakura said.He turned to Bones."Do you?"Bones turend his head."I don't know what kinda stuff your looking for!!"He said."But let's all be friends again."He said. Bakura and Yugi nodded. "Oh."Yugi said."Is your boss by any chance.....Maximillion Pegasus?"Bones laughed and screwed up his ugly face even more"That ugly guppy?"he asked."What makles you think I's be stupid enough to work for him?He's creaul and unusual,and has made neumerous threats to Joey,Tea,and all of us!!"Bones stoped when he saw the looks on Yugi and Bakura's faces. "What?"He asked."Did you just say that Pegasus made threats?"Bones nodded."He made alot to Tea and Joey because they used to trash his yard."Bones's face brightened."Hey....Maybe he did it!!"He said. "Uh...we were thinking that when you first said it."Yugi said.Bones shrugged."Instead of me,we can possibly bring them the real Killer!!"Yugi and Bakura nodded."Let's go to Pegasus's castle!!"(By the way,in case I havem't mention it earlier,Pegasus was the very ugly ownber of industirial illusions.He was very creul and has long,white hair and wears a melinnium ring) "Aw,but I don't want to go."Bones said."He's ugly and annoying.But--I do know the way there.Boss sent me on all kinds of expeditions." "Um,did your BOSS kill Tea and Joey?" "How should I know.I'm just not supposed to say his name.Do you really think he'd be stupid enough to tell me something like that?"Bakura shrugged. "Come on!!"Yugi said."Lead the way,Bonesy." "Only if you stop calling me Bonesy." "OK."Yugi said.
"Mai!!"Kaiba said,stomping out onto the balcony."I called room service,and they won't come and--"He was puzzled.It was stuffy and full of a fowl smell out there."Uh...Mai,are you aware of that smell?"Kaiba asked.Mai nodded and coughed.Kaiba went around to get a good look at Mai's face,and was suprised."Oh my gosh,Mai!!You're smoking!!"Mai nodded."I had to smoke.you made me so stressed out because your so annoying!!!" Kaiba blushed."But still!!You can't smoke!!It makes you stupid looking!!" Mai shrugged."I don't care.And look--they're camel brand."Kaiba grabbed the pack of cigerattes and threw them off a balcony.They hit the ground at a bum's feet."Alright!!"Said the bum,and danced with glee.Mai waved at the bum.The bum lit up all the cigerattes,and began to smoke.By the light of the cigerattes,mai could see the bum was....WEEVIL!!! "Weevil!!"Kaiba said."What are you doing smoking and being a bum?" Weevil shrugged."It's more fun this way."He gave an ugly sneer."I'm surrounded by smokers!!"Kaiba said."Its not cool!!Its gay.Matter fact,all of you guys are gay!!"He grabbed Mai's cigeratte."Sorry,Mai,but it has to be done!!"Kaiba said,and socked Mai across her face.She stumbled and fell backwards. "You hit a girl!!"Weevil called.He clapped."It was pretty amazing!!"Kaiba grunted and helped Mai up."Thanks Kaiba..."She said."I needed that."She looked at the cigeratte in Kaiba's hand."Why Kaiba!!Were you smoking?" Kaiba shook his head."This was yours.So,I knocked you back into your sences." "OK."Mai said."That explains that taste in my mouth."She spat. "Hey,Mai!!"Weevil called from below."Come join me and smoke!!"Mai was outraged.She gave a great roar and threw a high-heeled shoe at Weevil.It smacked him upside the head and rattled his brains. "Gaaa...."He said.Then,his face brightened up."You know what I heard?"He asked.Mai shook her head."What this time?" "Well."Said Weevil."I heard that your friends Yugi and Bakura found that dude Bones Skeletal.Anyway,Bones gave some valuble information leading to that Maximillion Pegasus killed Joey and Tea.They were on their way to his castle to cause him to confess--and to avenge their friend's deaths."Mai was amazed."I knew Bakura could do it!!"She squealed."Did you hear that,Kaiba?Your best friend is off to catch a killer!!Isn't this cool?" Kaiba shook his head."Not really.You see,what if Bakura,Yugi and Bones are wrong?None of them are smart!!" Mai stared."You mean....You think Pegasus is innocent?You're crazy!" "I'm not saying that I think he is.I';m only saying that he could be." Mai nodded."Whatever."She said."I think you want to be Pegasus's friend!!"She said."I do not!!"Kaiba snapped."I'm the best duelest ever!!He thinks he can beat me!!"Mai rolled her eyes.
"This movie was great!!"Rex said.They had rented a VCR and were watching the movies in a private room in Blockbuster.They had just got done watching,"Love Story." (You know,the 60's film that wasn't long before Grease)"No way!!!"Mokuba said."It was a boring kissing movie!!Just like all the others!!"They had watched 17 other cheesy romance flicks.Rex rolled his eyes."It was not.I like romance movies.You like GI Joe and Pokemon!!" Mokuba stuck out his tongue."You shut up.Pokemon is cool.Charizard especially."Rex rolled his eyes."That stuff's dumb.Pokeball go.Return,squirtle.Blah blah blah."Mokuba was mad."I like pokemon so you can't make fun of it!!"He threw a punch at Rexie.Rex caught his hand in mid air."You have to try harder than that."He taunted.Mokuba turned around,and crossed his arms."I don't like you anymore."He said.Rex mocked him."I don't care."He said."Really,I don't.Now go in there and rent yourself 'Pokemon the Movie.'I don't care.Go ahead,Baby." "I told you before I was not a baby!!Babys do DJ shows and take drugs!" "I do not take drugs!!"Rex said."But you know,Mai used to....." "I don't care about Mai!!"Mokuba said."She's an ugly,selfish,Seto stealin' female!!" "Its not her fault she drew Kaiba's name!!"Rex said.
"Yes it is!!"Mokuba argued."She willed herself to do it.Its ALL HER FAULT!!"Mokuba stamped his foot. "Uhhh....OK."Rex said."If Mai has psycic powers,then Im a pig." "I guess she definintly had psychic powers."Mokuba mumbled.Rex gave mokuba a look of resentment."Im not a pig."Said Rex."Whatever you say."Said MOkuba.He went to rent a pokemon movie.
"THis is a scary place."Said Bones."I want to go home."Bakura rolled his eyes."You are such a chicken SH##,Bones." "Chickens are braver than turkeys."Bones said.Yugi pointed"Look."He said."You need a key to go in here.The only person good at picking locks is Kiaba,and he's not here!!" "Well,Yugi,"Said Bakura."I am Kaiba's right-hand man.I'll get the job done!!"Bakura grabbed a twig and shoved it in the key socket.But as he wrenched it two and fro,the bottom part broke out of the lock and sailed.It hit Bakura in the eye.:(.(My poor BAKOO!!!)Blood seeped."My eye!!!"he said."Stuff like this only happens on The Haunting!!!!"Yugi grabbed a sock and gabbed at the eye.The bleeding stopped.The good thing was the cut was not on the eye,it was right next to it.But it was very deep."Though that sock does not smell good,try to brave the stench and sop up the blood.You will have a nasty scab." "Duh."Bakura said.Bones grabbed a card.He twisted the knob and shoved the card between the door and the little thing that keeps tjhe door closed.It swung open."Wow,Bones."Said Yugi,over Bakoos sobs."why didn't you do that in the first place.It would have saved Bakura's eye."Bones shrugged."Why ya askin' me?I don't know."Yugi shrugged.Yugi and Bones were stupid.Bakura stepped inside the castle.A cackle rose over him."AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"Screamed Bakura."LIsten to that awful noise!!It's so horrible,it had to come from Pegasus himself!!" Bakura dropped his eye cloth and raced out the door."I'm not going in there again!!"He said.But Yugi grabbed his arm and drug him with him and Bones too. "Look at this nice velvet banister covering!!"Shouted Bones."It's pink--my favorite!!"Yugi laughed."Bones is gay!!"Bones was mad.He decided to hit Yugi.He punched Yugi in the shoulder.Yugi cried."Stop it,stupid!!"Bakura said."I hear that horrible laugh!!"He said."I'm outta here!!"Bakura started to race away,but Bones grabbed his jeans."Thats Maximillion!!"He said."I'd recognize that retarded laugh anywhere!!"