(back in the theater…and no, no loud wake-up calls this time. Everyone seems fairly alright, which is a surprise, ne? Aya sits reading a pamphlet entitled: Putting Those Movie traumas Behind You, looking very engaged in it, Crawford is sipping on a drink with a little umbrella in it while he's making Nagi give him a manicure. Nagi is occasionally nicking Crawford's fingers with the nail file)
Crawford: Ow! *sucks his thumb and glares at Nagi*
Nagi: …it slipped. *does it again*
(Omi is squirming uncomfortably in his seat after being fed a bowl of green M&M's by Nagi)
Omi: *hips bucking in the air* Nagi-kun, help…
(Ken and Farfie are showing their weapons off to one another…)
Farfello: (thrusts his knife) –and that's how you make a quick kill. Your victim won't even realize it until it's too late…*giggles*
Ken: Should you really be telling me this since we're enemies?
Farfello: *blinks* I never really thought about that…
Ken: *shrugs and pulls out his bugnucks* Wanna try these on?
Farfello: *holds out his hand and smiles* You have to put it on me…
Ken: *blushes* Well, uh, okay, if you insist…
(and finally, our Yotan and SchuSchu are tongue wrestling in the furthest seat over, and doing other very un-PG-13 rated fic things…^^;;)
Everyone else: *look over at them, eyes widen*
Yohji and Schu: *look up and blink* What?
(meanwhile, Siko is madly looking through books and copying things down)
Omi: Er, Siko-chan, what are you doing?
Siko: AH, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK RIGHT NOW! I HAVE FINALS!
Schu: Funny, I didn't think they had finals in 2nd grade. *he grins and slaps Yohji a high 5 before being slapped in their heads*
Both: Ouch!
Siko: AND I DIDN'T STUDY! I NEED HELLLLLLLLLLLP!
Nagi: Sucks to be you.
Siko: *screams and rips her hair out*
Everyone else: *back away*
Nagi: Maybe we should start reviewing…
Everyone else: *nod enthusiastically(it's the apocalypse!!)*
Nagi: *scans through and his eyes widen* A movie I actually like?
Everyone else: *gasp*
Omi: *leans over Nagi's shoulder, hips still thrusting* What is it?
Nagi: It's Donnie Darko.
Yohji: *rolls eyes* BORRRRRRING…
Omi: Yohji-kun, you walked out through half of it!
Yohji: It hurt my brain…seriously, I was trying to think about sex and usually I'm able to multi-task with my thoughts, right? Well, it was so complicated making me use my whole brain! I didn't have any room for screwing! Do you know how much that hurts?
Omi: *sweatdrop* Um, anyone else have an opinion?
Ken: It was kinda weird…but I guess it was alright. We should have rented Soccer's Greatest Injuries, though.
Aya: *hand to head*
Omi: I loved it! I thought it was really original…and plus Donnie was really cool.
Nagi: You do know that he's the same guy from 'Bubble Boy', right?
Omi: …
Crawford: That was a pretty good movie...even though movies are too trivial for me…
Farfello: *contemplative look* That movie was like putting a camera on my head and walking around!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Aya: …I liked it. Except for. Him.
Omi: Who?
Aya: *whimpers* I don't want to say his name!
Ken: You mean Frank?
Aya: *shrieks*
Yohji: You mean that guy in the rabbit suit? That thing was so stupid looking.
Aya: *cries* You told me that he was waiting under my bed for me!
Yohji: *grins* He still is…
Aya: *screams*
Schu: Eh, I agree with Yohji. It was too complicated. Plus Patrick Swayze was in it…*shudders*
Siko: *stares straight ahead and twitches* Patrick Swayze is cool, shush your mouth.
Schu: *laughs* Why don't you make me? Stupid kid…
Siko: *animal screech, turns to face him revealing glowing red eyes and canine teeth as she clasps Computer Lit. and French papers in her hand* YOU WANNA SCREW WITH ME RIGHT NOW?!
Schu: *backs away, whimpering*
Siko: *cries* "And I find it kinda funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had…"
Ken: Are you all right?
Siko: That song is just so sad!
Schu: The Tears For Fears version makes me cry with its suckiness. *gets smacked in the head* Gah!
Nagi: Why is 'Purple Rain' on the list?
Siko: *deadpan* It's for my friend, Eiko-chan. Review it or die.
Nagi: *eyes widen*
Crawford: *sweatdrop* Great movie.
Omi: *sweatdrop* It was great, yeah!
Ken: *sweatdrop* Wonderful!
Farfello: The absolute best.
Siko: That's better…
Nagi: Isn't that the Prince movie?
Aya: Yeah and it scared me.
Omi: Aya-kun, every movie scares you.
Aya: That's not true. There are a lot of movies that don't scare me.
Schu: Oh yeah? Name one.
Aya: 'Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot'.
Schu: Yeah, that just about sums it up.
Yohji: Prince's music goes with me. It's the soundtrack to my life: "Sexy motherfucker, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass!"
Schu: *clapping along* Sing it!
Siko: No more singing!
Yohji: *pouts*
Schu: Ya know, Siko, I think you should loosen up. You're freaking us all out…you're like, not force feeding us aphrodisiacs or shoving us in motel rooms with each other.
Other guys: *nod*
Siko: *cries* I'm gonna faaaaaaaaaail! I'll be a sophomore for the rest of my life!
Schu: Ah, who cares about studying when we can take you somewhere else?
Siko: Eh? What are you getting at?
Schu: *grins*
Yohji: *grins*
~*~
(everyone is on Soul Train*yeah, they have Soul Train in Japan now*…in the Soul Train line to be specific, as 'Flashlight' by Parliament Funkadelic plays*yes, this is a reference to that one Fresh Prince episode ^_^*)
Schu and Yohji: *standing off to the side, clapping and really getting into it*
Siko: Oh, god, no…
IN THE LINE:
~*~
Ken: *looking scared* Um, I can't really dance…*starts doing the Macarena*
Yohji: That's my dance!
Omi: *sweatdrop*
~*~
Nagi: *walks down the line, glaring while Omi prances around behind him* Someone kill me now.
Omi: Come on, Nagi-kun! *grabs him and starts doing a Polish Dance with him(they're fun!)*
Nagi: *as Omi spins him around* ACK! STOP! I'M GOING TO VOMIT!
Omi: Isn't this fun? We need to go out more often!
Nagi: *unconscious*
~*~
Aya: I'm not dancing…(stands there for 20 minutes just glaring)
~*~
Crawford: I'm not dancing…*pulls out his gun and tries unsuccessfully to shoot at the source of the music* Damn it all to hell.
~*~
Farfello: *looks around, shrugs, then starts doing the Robot*
Ken: *hand to head*
(Yohji and Schu walk down the line together, both shaking their moneymakers)
Yohji: Yeah, this was a really good idea…
Schu: *grins* I think we've managed to successfully embarrass everyone…
Siko: *off in the corner, arms crossed, shaking her head*
Crawford: *has finally managed to shoot one of the big speakers, grinning*
(sparks fly…)
Omi: *holding onto a woozy Nagi* That can't be good.
(…and fire breaks out)
Siko: *grins* Good Brad…
(people run around screaming, trying to get out)
Nagi: *goes all Carrie and locks the doors*
Omi: Nagi-kun!
Nagi: *opens the doors* Just kidding, just kidding…*he levitates them both to the nearest concert hall*
Omi: Um, Nagi, why are we here?
~*~
Schu: Goddammit, Bradley! *running out, shoving people down* Sexy bitches first!
Yohji: I think that was my cue. *follows*
Aya: *just stands there*
Crawford: *starts to walk out, notices Aya, sighs and walks over to him* I'm assuming you're staying here to burn.
Aya: I'm not moving from this spot.
Crawford: *rolls eyes and hoists him over his shoulder, walking out* I'm going to be paid back for this.
Aya: …
Farfello: *still doing the robot, happily* God's going to bleeeeeeed from this!
Ken: *grabs his arm and starts dragging him out* It would hurt him even more if you left and didn't burn to death so you can live to hurt him more…
Farfello: *stops* True. *makes a mad dash for the exit with Ken*
Siko: FINAAAAAAAAAALLLLLS! *kicks open a random door and runs screaming into the night*
~*~
(meanwhile, backstage at the concert hall…)
Nagi: *gaping* I…cannot…believe it.
(he stands in front of 5 sexy bitches…)
Nagi: *hyperventilating* It's actually you…
The Littlest Sexy Bitch, Whom We'll Call, Hm, Kyo: *stares at Nagi with a concerned look* Are you alright?
Nagi: KYO-SAMA! *glomps him*
Kyo: Ack!
Nagi: ILOVEYOUSOMUCHYOUARESOGREATILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUCANIBEARYOURCHILDREN?????!!!!!
Yeah, Nagi can be a fanboy, too, right? I'm a proud Dir En Grey fangirl…This one was the most pointless of all the chapters ^_^ But it's good to be pointless on occasion…yes, my finals are tomorrow and Wednesday, that's why I had to get weird with this one…but school lets out soon and I'll have all summer to write and get back on track, so that makes me happy. But still…FINALS! Someone protect me! *curls into a ball*