Chapter the eighth
"But Tea,we thought you were dead!!"Said Yugi."I went to a morgue and everything to tell them who died--your face was so shot up we coulden't tell who it was but I knew it was you.It had the clothes you were wearing and everything!!So I ran away."
Tea was puzzled."I didn't die--but I did see everything.I was talking to a girl.She had brown hair like me,and she was from a makeover place.I said maybe she could make herself over so we could look sorta like twins,so she said OK.Thats why we looked the same.And as for you,I saw you running out of the plane,and I thought you deserted me.So,I got outta there.I met up with Weevil along the way,you know,we're old friends?"
Bones nodded."Ummm...yeah.Well,the police think the suposed murders of you and Joey and Pegasus are linked.Maybe the murderer did it because he thought it was you?So,Go to the police and tell them everything you know!!We'll be watching you on News 8 tonight!!"
Tea nodded."OK,Ill go.See ya!!"Tea waved and walked away.Yugi immediatly took out his phone,and dialed Mai's number.
"Hello,Mai?"He asked.
"Yeah.Hello,Yugi."She said."What do you want?Im talking to Bakura about something very important."
"Well,"Said Yugi,"Tea's not dead!!"
"Oh,No!!"Mai said."I thought the murderer got rid of her for good!!Gosh darn it!!"
Yugi groaned."Mai,be practical.Anyway,Tea had some good info on him.She should be on the news tonight,telling us whats wrong.Our county had a horrible police force,but if they can't figure it out maybe we can!!"
Mai was starting to understand."OK."She said."Just a second."
Yugi could hear Mai talking to everyone in a loud voice.When she said 'Tea's alive',there were tons of groans."Well,"She said,"She had alot of clues.She'll be on the news tonight and Yugi says we should see if we can figure it out!!"Yugi could hear Mokuba gripe about 'too much walking',and Kaiba said that it built character.
"Ok."Mai said."Thanks,Yugi."She hung up the phone.
"Here,Weevil."Said Mai."We got you a beetle.Oh,and Me,Rex,Mokuba,Bakura,and Kaiba wanted to know if we could possibly watch the news here for a while?"Weevil was puzzled."Yeah,sure,but Im not sure of the basis of your thinking.Come on,gather round.I was just watchong the news.Oh,I think I must be delerious because I could of sworn I saw Tea Gardener's face and it said,"Coming up next."It was funny,really,because--"Bakura shook the beetle out of the jar and shoved it in Weevil's mouth,who shushed up.Tea came on."Its Tea!!"Said Mokuba."Shush."Kaiba said."We all know that."Mai shushed Kaiba.Rex shished Mai.Bakura shushed Rex.Mokuba shushed Bakura.Weevil shushed Mokuba.On and on till everyone was shushed.
"Well,"Said Tea,"He had....a nice voice?Oh,and he almost shot me with a pistol.I narrowly escaped.He shot the other girl.He said,"Yugi Motou is next",whatever that means.So,Thats all I have to say."Oh,and he laughs like a gaywad."
The heading ended."What was that?"Asked Kaiba,angry."How is that horrible info suppoised to actually help us?The only useful part was 'Yugi Motou is next,which I guess means we should be bidding our goodbyes to Yugi.I think--"
Rex's phone rang.
"Its Yugi."He said."Hello,Yugi.You heard that,didn't you?"
Rex heard Yugi gulp."I need to be safe!!I need to be around someone tough,like Kaiba!!Ill meet you at Weevils hospital room.Im so scared!!"Yugi hung up."He sounded scared."Said Rex."He's coming here,if you dont mind,Wee."Wee shook his head."But I need to smoke."He lit one.
"No you dont!!"Said Kaiba.Mokuba's only 8 and his lungs dont need to be intoxicated at such a young age."He put the cigeratte out in Wee's ear and threw it out the window."I hope he doesn't want to kill me."Said Bakura."Because so many people care about me.The world will whither and fall."
"Actuyally,we would probably get along better with 1 less person who is opinionative,smug,and full of himself."Said Rex.Bakura was mad.
"Be nice."Said Mai."Or ill stick you in a monkey house."Rex was sad.
Kaiba decided he would take Mokuba out to see the ducks in the courtyard."Ill be right back!!"He said,and the walked into the courtuard.There were about 7 ducks fighting.Feathers were flying everywhere and horrid squaking noises were heard.One duck bit another duck on the neck,choppingoff his head."Seto,what happened?"Asked Mokuba."Is the duckie really dead?"Kaiba covered Mokuba's eyes."Uh,no.Its just....playing a prank on him.Yeah,thats it.Say,lets go get us a coke,huh?"
"No!!"Said Moku."I wanna watch the duckies!!"Kaiba just grabbed Mokuba and dragged him back into the room.Yugi had arrived and was shaking on the bed."Its OK."Said Bakura."If he kills you,at least we'll surivie."
Yugi shivered."What are you talking about?There is absolutly no good in this at all!!Nothing!!"
Kaiba thought."Actually,there is.You see,we can use Yugi as the bait to get whoever it is to come.But someone has to get whoever it is to know Yugi will be wherever he will be."
"Is anyone else confused?"Asked Rex."No one at all?"
"Look,idiot,one of us will go do something that lets the murder person aware of where Yugi is.That will draw him there and Kaiba can beat him into oblivion!"Said Mai.Rex nodded.
"I don't like it!!"Said Rex."Especially since Bones went with Tea and he's my bestest friend!!"
Nobody listened to Yugi."What about poor old Weevil Underwood?"Asked Weevil."Does he have any say?"Nobosy listened to Weevil,either.They just left the room.
"Ok."Said Mai."Theres..1..2...3..4..5...6 people here,so that means 3 will go in each."Me,I can't go with Rex."
"Why not?"Asked Rex.
"Because your annoying."Said Mai."So I want to go with Bakura and Yugi,OK?So Rex,Kaiba and Mokuba can go together,OK?"Everyone said OK because noone argued with Mai ever.No one knows why.
"Ok.Kaiba's people can go do something to make him no that Yugi is....whatever location we choose him to be at,OK?"Everyone didn't argue with Mai again.
"Ok,so...Yugi can be in the woods?"Asked Rex."Where there isnt very many people?"
Kaiba argued with Rex."The woods is scary to Mokuba.How about we go to that one alley behind the petshop?"Rex started to argue,But Kaiba looked at him with piercing eyes and he didn't."Ok."Said Mai."We'll wait there."
Kaiba nodded."OK,whatever.You guys have a good time."
"Yeah."Mumbled Rex."Except for you,Mai.Im not annoying."
"You are to!!"She argued.
Rex nodded because no one ever argued with Mai.
Mokuba started running away."Stop!!"Said Kaiba."First we have to figure something out."He said.
"Lets do something that has to do with breaking in!!"Said Rex.
Kaiba glared."Lets!!"Said Mokuba."Oh,alright."kaiba said."Let's see.We break in to....a newspaper place and print it on a paper?"Mokuba shook his head."We make up a crazy zoo animal and name it YUGIISINTHEALLEYBEHINDTHEPETSHOP?"
Rex glared."I know!!We break into a radio station and I use My amazing DJ skills and incerdibly loud voice to make a broadcast over the most popular radio station!!"
"Sounds good to me!!"Said Mokuba.Kaiba nodded."But whats the most popular station?"He asked."101.2 CRAP of course!!"He said."The one I used to do until Bandit Keith got the job."
"Ok."Said Kaiba."But thats all the way in Northside,and we have to go through the scary forest Mokuba hates!!"
"Don't imbarass me,you pumpas!!"Said Mokuba."We could go around it?"
"Its surrounded by river,genius."Said rex."Remember me and your little swim?"
"We could take another little swim!!"Said Mokuba.
"As long as it doesn't involve dogs biting your wang."Mombled Rexie."Remember what Spotty did?"
That brought a memory to Kai Kai."What ever happened to Spotty,anyway?"He asked Mokuba."That dog costed me a whole wad of money to buy from Mai's great grandmother's best friends' daughters' husbands' gambling buddy!!!"
"Well,"Said Mokuba,"He got killed in a horible incounter.We think a wolf or something got im'."
"Oh."Rex said."Remember that baby wolf?What ever happened to it?"
"I don't know."Said Mokuba."It ran away."Rex was satisfied with that answer.
"Ok."Said Kaiba."Get in the water cuz we have to work fast.Then,we have to get back fast because Mai and Bakura can't handle a murderer.Mai would freak and Bakura would wet his pants."
"OK."Said Rex."Geronimo!!"He hurled himself into the water,creating a large splash which drenched Kaiba and Mokuba."Geez,Rex,what did you eat for breakfast,bricks?"Asked Kaiba,sampling the water with his finger."It seems awfully warm....Rex,did you...."Rex closed his eyes and shook his head."No way!!"
Kaiba didn't want to go in.But Mokuba wanted him to.Mokuba ran 100 yards back,and ran as fast as he could towards the unsespecting Kaiba.He ran full-fledged into him,causing both of them to fall into the water."hey!"Rex said."My hat!!Its floating away!!"Rex began to swim after the rather tall red snowhat.It got caught on a rock,and he grabbed for it.He missed.The hat floated over to Kaiba,who tossed it farther down-stream."No!!Im not attractive without that hat!"Rex said.Kaiba and Mokuba looked at eachother and shrugged.Rex wasn't a good swimmer at all,but he tried his best to get it.He knew Kaiba was very strong and an excellent swimmer."Hey,Dick Tracy,get my hat for me?"Kaiba hated it when people called him Dick Tracy because of the large blue trenchcoat he always wore.Some people even called him dreesman because it fanned out like a dress when he ran."No!!"Said Keeba."I will not!!I am not Dick Tracy!!"
"Oh,shut up."Mokuba said,and he went after the hat.He could barely swim."You stupid!!"Said Kaiba and Rex at the same time.The went after Mokuba.The current tossed Mokuba's head into a rock."Silva bells...."He said,and fainted.Kaiba grabbed him and held onto him while Rex retrieved the hat.They both went on shore for a break."Gosh."Said Rex."Im soaked.My clothes...ew,swomp gunk.I know!!You can put your clothes in here and we can wear our bathing suits!!
"No."Said Kaiba."Im so scronny and have an ugly body shape."
"Oh,who cares if you do!!(Though he doesnt)Said Rex."No one will see you!!Youll be uinder water and this way your cape wont get wet,superman!!Kaiba made a stranging motion at Rex."Silva bells..."Mokuba murmered."Where am I?"He grabbed a hunk of clay and started messing with it.moments later he stopped.It was a dinosaur's head.Or,so he said.It didn't look like one at all.
"Rex,look!!I made a dinosaur for you!!"He said."What is that?"Asked Rex."Thats an insult to our extinct friends!!"He grabbed the dinosaur and stomped on it.Mokuba started to cry.
"See why Mai says your annoying."Said Kaiba."Your so opinionative."Rex was sad.He decided to grab some water with his hat and throw it at Keeba.But when he put the hat in the water,it got swept away.
"My hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"He wailed."Not again!!Mother nature doesn't want me to have it!!Well mother nature can kiss my-blurb!!"A wave of water smacked his face."My hats gone forever."He moaned.Mokuba showed him another dinosaur."Get that thing away from me!!"He snapped.A fly came and buzzed around Rex.
"Boy,Rex,you must really stink."Said Kaiba."well,I haven't had a bath in weeks!!"Rex said.He was sad that his hat was gone.suddenly,his cell phone rang.
"Hello?"He said.It was Mai.
"Rex,your hat just came floating down the stream.Or,at least I hope it wasn't yours,cuz we gave it to Weevil.Sorry."She hing up.Rex was furious."My hat went to a stinky,dumpster-digging nerdy glasses wearing plane flaring freak!!"He said.Kaiba didn't know what to say."Uh...who would that be?"Asked Mokuba.
"As if you didn't know!!"Rex shouted.Mokuba looked puzzled."Weevil Underwood!!"Rex finally said.
"Hey!!"Said Mokuba."Weevil Underwood is very nice and he is all of our friend,escpecially Mai's!!"
"He's not my friend."Said Kaiba."That makes Mai a nerd too,I guess."
"Mai's not a nerd!!"Said Mokuba."Your a nerd!!"Said Rex."Well your a dork!!"Kaiba said to Rex.
"Shut up everybody!!"Said Mokuba."We need to get back into the water and go to the radio station so poor little Yugi isn't shaking with fear for months."
"I like the sound of that."Said Rex,But Kaiba shushed him."OK."Said Kaiba."But I think we should walk.Swimming may be faster,but it sucks.I get all wet,and I have to wear my bathing suit."
"Besides."Mokuba said,"The water's dirty,and the forest isn't TOO scary."
"OK."Said Rex."But I was looking forward to swimming."
Kaiba was mad.He started to walk away from Rex,at a very fast pace."Wait up!!"Rex said,as Mokuba ran and caught up with his brother.All the slipping,sliding,dancing and moving involved to being a DJ had caused Rex to have very weak knees,so he coulden't run very fast.Kaiba just started to run.He was very swift and very fast and very strong,so even Mokuba who was young and flexible had to run as fast as he could to keep up."Seto,can you stop this?!"He asked,out of breath.Kaiba just grabbed Mokuba and gave him a piggy back.Pretty soon,Rex gave up."Im not coming!!"He said."Be that way!!But you can't make a radio broadcast without ME,because I know all the controls and YOU don't!!"Rex sat down by a giant tree,and Kaiba came to a halt.He put Mokuba down."He's right."Kaiba mumbled,and he went back to Rex."Whatever,Rex.But you have to try to get there,or murderer will find Yugi before we get a chance to broadcast.Then we won't be back in time,and Bakura,Yugi and Mai will have to fend for themselves,and none of them are very strong!!They need me to help them fignt!!"
Rex got up and started to follow Kaiba.Kaiba picked up a stick and poked at several things along the trail path,including a large fireant's nest,a squahed squirrel,and a dead fox.Eeverythime he poked them,a flurry of large,ugly bugs scampered out."Ew,Seto!!"Mokuba cried.
"But Tea,we thought you were dead!!"Said Yugi."I went to a morgue and everything to tell them who died--your face was so shot up we coulden't tell who it was but I knew it was you.It had the clothes you were wearing and everything!!So I ran away."
Tea was puzzled."I didn't die--but I did see everything.I was talking to a girl.She had brown hair like me,and she was from a makeover place.I said maybe she could make herself over so we could look sorta like twins,so she said OK.Thats why we looked the same.And as for you,I saw you running out of the plane,and I thought you deserted me.So,I got outta there.I met up with Weevil along the way,you know,we're old friends?"
Bones nodded."Ummm...yeah.Well,the police think the suposed murders of you and Joey and Pegasus are linked.Maybe the murderer did it because he thought it was you?So,Go to the police and tell them everything you know!!We'll be watching you on News 8 tonight!!"
Tea nodded."OK,Ill go.See ya!!"Tea waved and walked away.Yugi immediatly took out his phone,and dialed Mai's number.
"Hello,Mai?"He asked.
"Yeah.Hello,Yugi."She said."What do you want?Im talking to Bakura about something very important."
"Well,"Said Yugi,"Tea's not dead!!"
"Oh,No!!"Mai said."I thought the murderer got rid of her for good!!Gosh darn it!!"
Yugi groaned."Mai,be practical.Anyway,Tea had some good info on him.She should be on the news tonight,telling us whats wrong.Our county had a horrible police force,but if they can't figure it out maybe we can!!"
Mai was starting to understand."OK."She said."Just a second."
Yugi could hear Mai talking to everyone in a loud voice.When she said 'Tea's alive',there were tons of groans."Well,"She said,"She had alot of clues.She'll be on the news tonight and Yugi says we should see if we can figure it out!!"Yugi could hear Mokuba gripe about 'too much walking',and Kaiba said that it built character.
"Ok."Mai said."Thanks,Yugi."She hung up the phone.
"Here,Weevil."Said Mai."We got you a beetle.Oh,and Me,Rex,Mokuba,Bakura,and Kaiba wanted to know if we could possibly watch the news here for a while?"Weevil was puzzled."Yeah,sure,but Im not sure of the basis of your thinking.Come on,gather round.I was just watchong the news.Oh,I think I must be delerious because I could of sworn I saw Tea Gardener's face and it said,"Coming up next."It was funny,really,because--"Bakura shook the beetle out of the jar and shoved it in Weevil's mouth,who shushed up.Tea came on."Its Tea!!"Said Mokuba."Shush."Kaiba said."We all know that."Mai shushed Kaiba.Rex shished Mai.Bakura shushed Rex.Mokuba shushed Bakura.Weevil shushed Mokuba.On and on till everyone was shushed.
"Well,"Said Tea,"He had....a nice voice?Oh,and he almost shot me with a pistol.I narrowly escaped.He shot the other girl.He said,"Yugi Motou is next",whatever that means.So,Thats all I have to say."Oh,and he laughs like a gaywad."
The heading ended."What was that?"Asked Kaiba,angry."How is that horrible info suppoised to actually help us?The only useful part was 'Yugi Motou is next,which I guess means we should be bidding our goodbyes to Yugi.I think--"
Rex's phone rang.
"Its Yugi."He said."Hello,Yugi.You heard that,didn't you?"
Rex heard Yugi gulp."I need to be safe!!I need to be around someone tough,like Kaiba!!Ill meet you at Weevils hospital room.Im so scared!!"Yugi hung up."He sounded scared."Said Rex."He's coming here,if you dont mind,Wee."Wee shook his head."But I need to smoke."He lit one.
"No you dont!!"Said Kaiba.Mokuba's only 8 and his lungs dont need to be intoxicated at such a young age."He put the cigeratte out in Wee's ear and threw it out the window."I hope he doesn't want to kill me."Said Bakura."Because so many people care about me.The world will whither and fall."
"Actuyally,we would probably get along better with 1 less person who is opinionative,smug,and full of himself."Said Rex.Bakura was mad.
"Be nice."Said Mai."Or ill stick you in a monkey house."Rex was sad.
Kaiba decided he would take Mokuba out to see the ducks in the courtyard."Ill be right back!!"He said,and the walked into the courtuard.There were about 7 ducks fighting.Feathers were flying everywhere and horrid squaking noises were heard.One duck bit another duck on the neck,choppingoff his head."Seto,what happened?"Asked Mokuba."Is the duckie really dead?"Kaiba covered Mokuba's eyes."Uh,no.Its just....playing a prank on him.Yeah,thats it.Say,lets go get us a coke,huh?"
"No!!"Said Moku."I wanna watch the duckies!!"Kaiba just grabbed Mokuba and dragged him back into the room.Yugi had arrived and was shaking on the bed."Its OK."Said Bakura."If he kills you,at least we'll surivie."
Yugi shivered."What are you talking about?There is absolutly no good in this at all!!Nothing!!"
Kaiba thought."Actually,there is.You see,we can use Yugi as the bait to get whoever it is to come.But someone has to get whoever it is to know Yugi will be wherever he will be."
"Is anyone else confused?"Asked Rex."No one at all?"
"Look,idiot,one of us will go do something that lets the murder person aware of where Yugi is.That will draw him there and Kaiba can beat him into oblivion!"Said Mai.Rex nodded.
"I don't like it!!"Said Rex."Especially since Bones went with Tea and he's my bestest friend!!"
Nobody listened to Yugi."What about poor old Weevil Underwood?"Asked Weevil."Does he have any say?"Nobosy listened to Weevil,either.They just left the room.
"Ok."Said Mai."Theres..1..2...3..4..5...6 people here,so that means 3 will go in each."Me,I can't go with Rex."
"Why not?"Asked Rex.
"Because your annoying."Said Mai."So I want to go with Bakura and Yugi,OK?So Rex,Kaiba and Mokuba can go together,OK?"Everyone said OK because noone argued with Mai ever.No one knows why.
"Ok.Kaiba's people can go do something to make him no that Yugi is....whatever location we choose him to be at,OK?"Everyone didn't argue with Mai again.
"Ok,so...Yugi can be in the woods?"Asked Rex."Where there isnt very many people?"
Kaiba argued with Rex."The woods is scary to Mokuba.How about we go to that one alley behind the petshop?"Rex started to argue,But Kaiba looked at him with piercing eyes and he didn't."Ok."Said Mai."We'll wait there."
Kaiba nodded."OK,whatever.You guys have a good time."
"Yeah."Mumbled Rex."Except for you,Mai.Im not annoying."
"You are to!!"She argued.
Rex nodded because no one ever argued with Mai.
Mokuba started running away."Stop!!"Said Kaiba."First we have to figure something out."He said.
"Lets do something that has to do with breaking in!!"Said Rex.
Kaiba glared."Lets!!"Said Mokuba."Oh,alright."kaiba said."Let's see.We break in to....a newspaper place and print it on a paper?"Mokuba shook his head."We make up a crazy zoo animal and name it YUGIISINTHEALLEYBEHINDTHEPETSHOP?"
Rex glared."I know!!We break into a radio station and I use My amazing DJ skills and incerdibly loud voice to make a broadcast over the most popular radio station!!"
"Sounds good to me!!"Said Mokuba.Kaiba nodded."But whats the most popular station?"He asked."101.2 CRAP of course!!"He said."The one I used to do until Bandit Keith got the job."
"Ok."Said Kaiba."But thats all the way in Northside,and we have to go through the scary forest Mokuba hates!!"
"Don't imbarass me,you pumpas!!"Said Mokuba."We could go around it?"
"Its surrounded by river,genius."Said rex."Remember me and your little swim?"
"We could take another little swim!!"Said Mokuba.
"As long as it doesn't involve dogs biting your wang."Mombled Rexie."Remember what Spotty did?"
That brought a memory to Kai Kai."What ever happened to Spotty,anyway?"He asked Mokuba."That dog costed me a whole wad of money to buy from Mai's great grandmother's best friends' daughters' husbands' gambling buddy!!!"
"Well,"Said Mokuba,"He got killed in a horible incounter.We think a wolf or something got im'."
"Oh."Rex said."Remember that baby wolf?What ever happened to it?"
"I don't know."Said Mokuba."It ran away."Rex was satisfied with that answer.
"Ok."Said Kaiba."Get in the water cuz we have to work fast.Then,we have to get back fast because Mai and Bakura can't handle a murderer.Mai would freak and Bakura would wet his pants."
"OK."Said Rex."Geronimo!!"He hurled himself into the water,creating a large splash which drenched Kaiba and Mokuba."Geez,Rex,what did you eat for breakfast,bricks?"Asked Kaiba,sampling the water with his finger."It seems awfully warm....Rex,did you...."Rex closed his eyes and shook his head."No way!!"
Kaiba didn't want to go in.But Mokuba wanted him to.Mokuba ran 100 yards back,and ran as fast as he could towards the unsespecting Kaiba.He ran full-fledged into him,causing both of them to fall into the water."hey!"Rex said."My hat!!Its floating away!!"Rex began to swim after the rather tall red snowhat.It got caught on a rock,and he grabbed for it.He missed.The hat floated over to Kaiba,who tossed it farther down-stream."No!!Im not attractive without that hat!"Rex said.Kaiba and Mokuba looked at eachother and shrugged.Rex wasn't a good swimmer at all,but he tried his best to get it.He knew Kaiba was very strong and an excellent swimmer."Hey,Dick Tracy,get my hat for me?"Kaiba hated it when people called him Dick Tracy because of the large blue trenchcoat he always wore.Some people even called him dreesman because it fanned out like a dress when he ran."No!!"Said Keeba."I will not!!I am not Dick Tracy!!"
"Oh,shut up."Mokuba said,and he went after the hat.He could barely swim."You stupid!!"Said Kaiba and Rex at the same time.The went after Mokuba.The current tossed Mokuba's head into a rock."Silva bells...."He said,and fainted.Kaiba grabbed him and held onto him while Rex retrieved the hat.They both went on shore for a break."Gosh."Said Rex."Im soaked.My clothes...ew,swomp gunk.I know!!You can put your clothes in here and we can wear our bathing suits!!
"No."Said Kaiba."Im so scronny and have an ugly body shape."
"Oh,who cares if you do!!(Though he doesnt)Said Rex."No one will see you!!Youll be uinder water and this way your cape wont get wet,superman!!Kaiba made a stranging motion at Rex."Silva bells..."Mokuba murmered."Where am I?"He grabbed a hunk of clay and started messing with it.moments later he stopped.It was a dinosaur's head.Or,so he said.It didn't look like one at all.
"Rex,look!!I made a dinosaur for you!!"He said."What is that?"Asked Rex."Thats an insult to our extinct friends!!"He grabbed the dinosaur and stomped on it.Mokuba started to cry.
"See why Mai says your annoying."Said Kaiba."Your so opinionative."Rex was sad.He decided to grab some water with his hat and throw it at Keeba.But when he put the hat in the water,it got swept away.
"My hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"He wailed."Not again!!Mother nature doesn't want me to have it!!Well mother nature can kiss my-blurb!!"A wave of water smacked his face."My hats gone forever."He moaned.Mokuba showed him another dinosaur."Get that thing away from me!!"He snapped.A fly came and buzzed around Rex.
"Boy,Rex,you must really stink."Said Kaiba."well,I haven't had a bath in weeks!!"Rex said.He was sad that his hat was gone.suddenly,his cell phone rang.
"Hello?"He said.It was Mai.
"Rex,your hat just came floating down the stream.Or,at least I hope it wasn't yours,cuz we gave it to Weevil.Sorry."She hing up.Rex was furious."My hat went to a stinky,dumpster-digging nerdy glasses wearing plane flaring freak!!"He said.Kaiba didn't know what to say."Uh...who would that be?"Asked Mokuba.
"As if you didn't know!!"Rex shouted.Mokuba looked puzzled."Weevil Underwood!!"Rex finally said.
"Hey!!"Said Mokuba."Weevil Underwood is very nice and he is all of our friend,escpecially Mai's!!"
"He's not my friend."Said Kaiba."That makes Mai a nerd too,I guess."
"Mai's not a nerd!!"Said Mokuba."Your a nerd!!"Said Rex."Well your a dork!!"Kaiba said to Rex.
"Shut up everybody!!"Said Mokuba."We need to get back into the water and go to the radio station so poor little Yugi isn't shaking with fear for months."
"I like the sound of that."Said Rex,But Kaiba shushed him."OK."Said Kaiba."But I think we should walk.Swimming may be faster,but it sucks.I get all wet,and I have to wear my bathing suit."
"Besides."Mokuba said,"The water's dirty,and the forest isn't TOO scary."
"OK."Said Rex."But I was looking forward to swimming."
Kaiba was mad.He started to walk away from Rex,at a very fast pace."Wait up!!"Rex said,as Mokuba ran and caught up with his brother.All the slipping,sliding,dancing and moving involved to being a DJ had caused Rex to have very weak knees,so he coulden't run very fast.Kaiba just started to run.He was very swift and very fast and very strong,so even Mokuba who was young and flexible had to run as fast as he could to keep up."Seto,can you stop this?!"He asked,out of breath.Kaiba just grabbed Mokuba and gave him a piggy back.Pretty soon,Rex gave up."Im not coming!!"He said."Be that way!!But you can't make a radio broadcast without ME,because I know all the controls and YOU don't!!"Rex sat down by a giant tree,and Kaiba came to a halt.He put Mokuba down."He's right."Kaiba mumbled,and he went back to Rex."Whatever,Rex.But you have to try to get there,or murderer will find Yugi before we get a chance to broadcast.Then we won't be back in time,and Bakura,Yugi and Mai will have to fend for themselves,and none of them are very strong!!They need me to help them fignt!!"
Rex got up and started to follow Kaiba.Kaiba picked up a stick and poked at several things along the trail path,including a large fireant's nest,a squahed squirrel,and a dead fox.Eeverythime he poked them,a flurry of large,ugly bugs scampered out."Ew,Seto!!"Mokuba cried.
