Mokuba the Runaway Chapter 9: in this chapter,Mai and Bakura break it off, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Chapter the ninth

"Bakura,if you fall out of the tree,Im not in the mood to go to the hospital!!"Mai said."So be careful!!"Bakura raised an arm to wave,but lost his balance.Kaiba snickered as Bakura started to stumble.Mai gasped.Mokuba,though,grabbed Bakura's shirt just in time to avoid the fall."Oh thank you Mokuba!!"Mai said."I was afraid he was going to fall!!!"Bakura smiled."I never fall."He said,and they started to climb again."Anyway Kaiba,I'm going to try to ask him why.If he tells me,well,then Ill stay with him.If he doesn't,Ill break up with him,OK?"Kaiba nodded."Sounds good to me."He said.

"Bakura,I have to talk to you."Mai said.Bakura slowly slid down the tree branch."Yes?"He asked.Mai grabbed his arm and took him behind a tree.She peiced together a phony story in her mind."Well,Bakura,Ive been worried about you."She said."Why?"Asked Bakura,puzzled."My mom worries about me.She calls me on my cell phone all the time,but I just dont answer.It can be embarrasing to talk to your mom in front of your friends or girlfriend.She askes me how im doing and if my hairs clean and stuff.But she lives all the way in England.England is very far away.Across seas.I was a foreighn exchange student.It was funner over here,so I told my mom just to let me stay.So she did.Interesting,huh?" Mai had been looking at her nails."Wha?"She asked."Anyway,Theres something I wanted you to tell me.If you get mad because I asked,well,I dont think we should stay together.There are certain secrets couples should tell eachother and I think YOU should tell me where that cut on your arm came from!!She grabbed his arm and flipped it over,exposing the bandages along his main vein. For a moment,Mai thought Bakura was mad.His eyes grew narrow.But then,he sighed."Well,mai,you win."He mumbled."But you have to promise NOT TO TELL.I could get in so much trouble,they could kill me."Mai nodded."Of course I won't tell."She said. "Well,....."Bakura began.Mai was listening intently."Well,someone cut me."He said."Thats bad."Mai said."yeah."Bakura said."It hurt.It started to bleed.Everywhere.Blood leaves pretty bad stains,so I didn't like it.Ew,I said,now--" "Please,Bakura,stick to what we were talking about.Who cut you,and why?" "Well..."Said bakoo,"I was just sitting there,and the guy ran up and cut me.With a knife.He said if I ever tell he would kill me.And you'll never guess who it was." "Who?" "It was.....Pegasus." "Pegasus is dead,though!!Its OK to tell--he can't hear!!" Bakura acted scared."But what if what Bandit Kieth said is true.Yousaid he was really nice to you,and wasn't a lier.Maybe Pegausus isn't dead!!" Mai shook her head."Kieth was tryting to get us to come to him for help.He's mad at me and would lie or do anything to make me mad." Bakura nodded."But what if he has henchmen?That one guard,Kimo,that Ive heard about is pretty mean looking.And also,I released his own hounds on him.He's probably holding a grudge for that." Kaiba shifted closer to the tree.He was having fun eavsdropping on thier conversation."Do you hear something?"Bakura asked.Mai shook her head."Nope.Now get on with the details." Bakura told her several other things. "If you just told Kaiba,he might be able to do something about it."Mai said."He's big and strong.If anyone tries to kill you he'll be the one to stop it." Bakura nodded."Ok.Well,you got what you wanted.You happy now?"Mai nodded,but wasn't at all happy about Bakura's rude approach. Bakura went to eat.Mai stepped out,only to have Kaiba confront her."I didn't catch it all."He said."What did you learn?" Mai shoved him aside."Why should I tell you?Even I could see you over there.That bright blue trenchcoat doesn't hide you that well." "C'mon,tell me." "I told Bakura to tell you.He probley will.But,if he doesn't,thats his bad.Now go away."She shoved kaiba once again.This time,though,he stubled and fell."Are you OK,Seto?"asked Mokuba." "Im fine."Kaiba said.But he was embarrased.He decided to throw a stick at Mai's face.She was cooking a sausage.Kaiba drew back his hand."Seto,I woulden't do that if I was you."Mokuba advised.So Kaiba put down the stick.He felt like throwing it at Mokuba."Kaiba,I found a little tree frog.I'm going to name him hoppy."Said Bakoo,and he hugged the little tree frog."Give me a shoe box,OK?"Kaiba threw Bakura the box to his shoes,which said 'LOAFERS' in big brown letters.Bakoo put some ants in the box and some leaves and some sticks and the frog in the box."Thats a cool little frog!!"Mokuba said.He took it out."Hey Mai,wanna see the frog?"He chunked it down.It landed on her shoulder.Kaiba laughed."What was that?"She asked,and she turned around,only to be facing.....A BIG OL' FROG!!!!She squealed and jumped.She threw the frog,and Kaiba caught it just in time.But by now he was rolling with laughter,and he dropped the frog on his chest.It went into his shirt. "Hey,wheres the little frog?"He asked. "Did you let him go?"Bakura asked."No."Mai said.She was laughing."Its down Kaiba's shirt!!!" Kaiba felt the frog walk."Ew!!Its so.....cold!!!Get it off!!!Help me!!"He stood up and did a million jigs.He did back flips.He did front flips.But he never saw the frog land on the gorund."It must still be in there!!"he thought,and he flipped,did belly flops,and bellowed in his loudest voice.By now,everyone was cracking up. "Whats wrong?"He said."Can't you see--theres a frog on me?"Bakura opened his hands."Hey Kaiba!!Look!!"He said.The little frog was in Bakura's hands. "He's been in here before you even started to dance!!!"Kaiba's face changed to an expression of horror as he noticed all the men standing around with cameras.They were all laughing and pointing."What are they doing here?"Kaiba asked,trying to cover his face. "They're sight see-ers!!"Mai explained between laughter. Kaiba grabbed his briefcase and ran off.Soon,Mokuba,Bakura and Mai followed. "That was so funny!!"MOkuba said."Can you teach me how to do that,Seto?" "Not now."Kaiba replied,through gritted teeth.He heard people in the background saying,"This'll be the top story!!"And laughing. "Bakura,I hate you."Kaiba said."Why didn't you tell me men were watching and you had the frog?" "I tried,but I was laughing too hard."Bakura explained. Kaiba coulden't take it anymore. "EVERYONE STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" He said in his loudest voice.It was silent.No birds chirped,and no one breathed.A man coughed,and Kaiba tossed a rock at him. "Come on,Kaiba."Mai said."It will probley never even be in the paper!!"

THE NEXT DAY "Look,its you!!"Bakura said pointing to a pic on a newspaper.Kaiba was dancing,and had a really funny look on his face that was like !!-_-!!! There was a kid on the street yelling,"Extra Extra!!Seto Kaiba takes up exotic dancing!!Extra Extra!!"Kaiba grabbed the kid."Ill give you 100 dollers never to say that again!"He said.The kid took the money and ran off.But at the end of the street,Kaiba could hear him saying it still. "Argh!!!"Kaiba said."Im losing it!!"Kaiba ran up to his house and busted open the door.He layed down on the couch and buried his head into the pillows."Uh,Are you OK?"Mokuba asked.Kaiba nodded."Im just sad."Rex came up."How ya doin man?"He asked.Kaiba whined."Not so good huh?"He walked away."Rex come back!!"Mai said."We have to play Pokemon cards!!" "Me too!!"Mokuba said,and ran out.Bakura poured hot marbles on Kaiba's neck.Kaiba didn't stir.Bakura whipped him with Mokuba's jump rope.Nothing."Ill flip you over then!!"Bakura said.So he did. Kaiba was asleep. "Whoa."Bakura said."Far out."And he slowly inched out of the room. "Whats happening?"ASked Mokuba,pointing at the TV.A lady and a man were............doing that,and Mai and Rex were letting Mokuba watch it. "They are.......playing with pokemon toys."Bakura said. "Well,why are they naked?"ASked Mokuba."Because."Bakura said."They....are waiting for they're son to get out of the shower." "How come they are kissing?" "They aren't.The husband is choking,and the wife is trying to get it out."

"Oh.so THATS why the guys' groaning."Mokuba said,and he settled down to watch it some more. "What are you thinking?"Bakura asked Mai and Rex."Hes eight years old!!How bazooka are you?" "Lighten up."Rex said.Bakura sat down."Mai,could you turn this?"He asked."I really don't think its a good idea.For you or Mokuba." "Sure."Mai said.She turned it as Rex groaned."I was watchin' that."Rex mumbled.But he dropped it when Mai glared at him.Mokuba sat playing with a GI Joe toy.He decided it was time his big brother woke up. He walked into the living room."Leave Kaiba alone."Mai said,her eyes glued to the screen.But Mokuba didn't take orders from anyone except Kaiba,so he walked in,supried to find that Kaiba's living room TV was on the news.On the screen was a movie of Kaiba dancing,Mai laughing,and Bakura picking up the little frog that gad been hopping. "We were watching,when Seto Kaiba decided he'd put on a show for us."A man on TV said."It was the funniest thing Ive ever seen.A boy of his stature doing such a rediculous mixture of various moves!!!" Kaiba's eyes were wide open and plastered on the screen in amazement."Seto,Its OK."Mokuba said,because whenever Kaiba got mad,he took it out on whoever was around him,and in this case,it was Mokuba."Go away."Kaiba mumbled.Mokuba didn't listen.He just clicked off the TV. The telephone rang. "Hello,Kaiba!!"Said someone on the other line.It was Bones!! "Nice dance.Can you teach me how?"There was the laughter of Bones and Yugi,then the telephone hung up."Even Bones and Yugi are poking fun at me."Kaiba said."What are Mai,Bakura and Rex doing?Watching this too?" "Nope."Mokuba replied."They were watching a lady and a man playing with pokemon toys.The man was choking,and the woman tried to get it out.And they were naked because they were waiting for there son to get out of the shower." Kaiba was puzzled."O-OK."He said."Whatever.Say,do you want to play nentendo?" Mokuba clapped."Sure!!"He said."Lets play,'Crash Bandicoot:TheWrath of Cortex'. Kaiba nodded,sat down in the floor,and clicked on the game.the word,'LOADING' appeared,and they waited until it started up.Kaiba chose level 4,and a big Dinosaur chasing a Bandicoot(The charecter Kaiba was playing)Flashed onto the screen.Kaiba jerked his hands side to side and jutted out his tongue as he played.

"Go Seto!!"Shouted Mokuba.The bandicoot fell into a lava pit and Kaiba's turn was over."dam* it!!"He shouted,and handed the controller to his little brother.Mokuba did the part perfectly. "How did you get to be so dam* good?"Asked Kaiba.Mokuba shrugged,and began doing a part where a stampede of pig looking things chased him down and over a cliff. As hours passed,Mokuba still hadn't lost a life.He looked at Kaiba,who was very tired of waiting.Mokuba killed the Bandicoot on purpose."Here,Seto."He said."Your turn."Kaiba shunned it off."I dont wanna play anymore."He said."Why not?"Asked Mokuba.Kaiba shrugged,and entered the room with Mai,Rex and Bakura.They were playing with LEGO's.Rex had made a large,mean-looking dinosaur.Mai had made a mall(That was filled with clothes from the GI Joe dolls),and Bakura had made a man. "Thats a very nice man."Kaiba said.Everyone looked up at him.Rex supressed laughter."Hey Kaiba!!Your even more famous than before!!We saw you on the news!!"Kaiba covered his eyes."Tell me Im dreaming."He said. "Ok.Your dreaming."Bakoo said."Anyway,my man is a perfect example of what real men's favorite thing to do is.Nothing."He stood back to admire his work,and rex made his Lego dionsaur attack the man,crushing him to many pieces."rex!!"Mai said."You aploigize right now!!"Rex stuck out his long tongue."No way.I hate Bakura."He said.Bakura was very sad."You hate me?"He said. "Yeah."Rex said."I hate you.You are a wuss with a funny accent.Hey everybody.Lets all make fun of Bakura!!!"" Mai slapped Rex across his fat,child-like face.Kaiba gave a short clap and laughed.Even Mokuba laughed.But Bakura was too dazed by the previous remark. "Hey!!"Rex said."He IS a wuss!!"Mai slapped Rex in the same place.He decided he would shut up. "I wanna go home."He said."I may get slapped 5 times more there,but hey,at least mother doesn't hit as hard as Mai." "Don't go,Rex!!"Mokuba said."Your my friend." Rex was just pouting on the couch as a servant walked in with a large plate of food.It had orange juice,cereal,and a grapefruit."H-heres y-your breakfast."Said the servant,who was scared to death of Kaiba.Kaiba cocked and eyebrow. "U-um,sir."Said the servant,shaking."Did I ask for any breakfast?"Kaiba asked,staring the servant right in the eye."n-no,but I thought it might be nice because--" "SHUT UP!!!Kaiba bellowed."Your worthless,moneyless,and knowledgeless.Without me,you'd be grifting on street corners!!I can fire you just like that,but I choose to help you support your horrible family!!Now don't bring me breakfast when I dont ask for it and always refer to me as Master or Sir,you got it?"He asked.Mai felt sorry for the man."I ordered it."She said.The servant was puzzled.Kaiba looked at her.Mai took it from the man and thanked him as the man ran out for his life. "Why'd you take pity on HIM?"Mokuba asked with disgust."Seto can handle it."Kaiba nodded. Mai threw the breakfast away."Its just that you shoulden't yell at people like that."She said."Im gonna go give him a tip for working to hard." "Ill go with you!!"Bakura said,and they both ran out. "Oh,puh-leeze!!!"Kaiba said."He's a servant.He's worthless.Hes poor.Hes short.Hes gay.I hate him." Rex was supressing laughs."Why dont you fire him?"Rex asked. "Im not that horrible!!"Kaiba said."Im the nicest person ever!!"Kaiba paused when the servant came in with a happy look. "That pretty girl just gave me a whole heap of money!!"He said."That boy,too!!Now,I dont have to wrok for YOU any more!!You disgust me,Seto Kaiba!!"He ran out.Rex was laughing his head of. '"MAI!!!!!" Kaiba shouted.her and Bakoo ambled into the room."What?"She asked."Why did you give him ALL the money I gave you?"He asked."It was for you,not some worthless Garbage digger!!" "Well,I knew you probley weren't paying him much at all."Mai said."You got me right."Kaiba replied.So he decided to drop it.He had only been paying the guy 4.95 an hour to be Kaiba's personal slave.All of Kaiba's other personal slaves had quit.Now all he had left was 10 chefs,10 cleaners and 40 people who did yardwork.Now Kaiba needed a new personal slave.He rang a little bell,and 3 people ran up. "Put up an add for a 'Useful slave to be payed 14.95 an hour.'He said."Thats not true!!"Bakura said.Kaiba shrugged."So?"He asked.The servants ran off to put up the add."Your going to get ALOT of calls."Rex said.Kaiba nodded."Ill just hire them all,if they're men.You can't have women as personal slaves.they dont move fast enough."Mai grunted."That didn't sound right."She said.Kaiba glared at Mai."do YOU wanna be my slave?"He asked Bakura."No."he said."Too bad!!"Kaiba said."You'd make a good one!!"Bakura was happy."You rally think so?"He asked.Kaiba nodded."I mean,you do whatever Mai says already."Bakura blushed.That little remark was meant to make Bakura embarrased. "I need a job."Rex said."But all we can do is work at Beefers.Nobody wants a 15-year old doctor." "Be a DJ again."Bakura said."They make good money,and you are very good at it." "Yeah!!"Mai said."When I stole your job,they fired me and said they wanted you back because I insulted alot of people." Rex didn't like remembering that horrible time when she had said things that weren't very nice. "I think I want to take a break from that for a while."Said rex."It gave me Really weak knees and all that stuff." Kaiba remembered that Rex had a hard time running fast and everything. "I dont need a job."Kaiba boasted."I already have one.Im the owner of a big computer company.Its not that hard,even." Everyone was tired of hearing Kaiba's bragging."Im hungry now."Kaiba said.He rang the bell.a person came with a burrito."Thanks,Butch."Said kaiba,and he tipped the guy and ate it."Im hungry too,you know."Mokuba said.Mokuba rang the bell and the guy came with Spaghetti O's."See?We get whatever we want,whenever we want it!!!"Nobody was impressed,so Kaibabits shut up. Mokuba ate his spaghetti O's,and everyone was happy."I'm goin home for a while."Rex said. "But why?"Kaiba asked,secretly happy. "Because my mom and dad are probley scared,what with me being gone for a month."Kaiba nodded.Rex grabbed a bag and was gone. "Lets go swimmin'!!!"Mokuba asked Bakura,pulling on his jeans."Yeah,lets!!!"Bakura said."Kaiba,can we go swimming in your HUMONGOUS swimming pool that you usually keep to yourself because your selfish?" Kaiba had to think about that.He looked at Bakuras,Mais and Mokubas puppy dog faces."Oh,alright."He said.Bakura was happy.Everyone ran into a bathroom to change.Kaiba had to go all the way up to the 4th floor bathroom.He coulden't stand elevators,so he had to take the stairs.He had been waitng for WEEKS for the repair man to fix the escalator. By the time he got there he could barely pull on his swimming shorts he was so tired.Then,he decided he would take the elevator down,very bravely.He grabbed a towel and slung it over his shoulder.He catiuosly stepped on to the elevator like a soldier going to war.He pushed the 1st floor button because thats where the pool was in the backyard.There was a big scary mermaid statue in the middle of the pool and a fountain,and you could see it if you looked out of the glass elevator.That scared Kaiba,so he kept his eyes shut tight.When the elevator started,Kaiba's stomach went up to his mouth.He almost barfed.His head began to spin,and he had to grab on to the railing.The thing stopped at the 3rd floor,to let someone on.It was Mai.She saw Kaiba's green face."What wrong?"She asked. "Elevator."Kaiba croaked.She nodded.Kaiba admired how she could just stand there while it went down and stopped at the 2nd floor to let someone on.It was Bakura.Bakura noticed Kaiba looking very sick."Wha?"He asked MAi."Elevator."She replied.The elevator started go9ing down.Kaiba fell to the floor,and barfed everywhere.When they reached the 1st floor,he ordered someone to clean it up and stumbled out back into the yard.Mokuba was climbing on the big mermaid statue already."Mokuba,what did I tell you about getting in the pool without me?"He coraked."You can swim that good."Bakura and Mai dove into the water,but Kaiba had to give himself 5 minutes before he was over the horrifying shock of the elevator.When he finally DID get in,he decided to use the high dive.He had to use a whole bunch of stairs to get up there,and when he finally did,he was very tired."Come on,Kaiba!!"Bakura said from below."Do a flip off of it!!!"Kaiba gulped.he had lived here for a long time,and never once used the high dive.Matter fact,this mansion was a horrible place for him to live because he was so frightened of hights.He was very scared.He didn't notice his little brother climbing up the stairs.He did,though,at the last minute,when Mokuba ran towards Kaiba."DAHHHH!!!"Kaiba screamed as Mokuba ran into him.It sent them both flying off the diving board.But right before he fell,Kaiba managed to grab ahold of the board with his fingers.Mokuba splashed into the water below and let his swimring float him back up.He was kicking his feet and clapping."Cool!!"he said."Come on,Seto!!" Kiaba hung on to the board for dear life."No way am I letting go!!"He said."Your such a chicken!!"Mai called out.This made Kaiba mad.Bakura added in.They started insulting him."You are such a chicken,you cant even ride an elevator!!"Bakura said.Kaiba was so angry,he took a flying leap off the board,kicking off backwards with his feet.He was falling head first.But he was aimed for Bakura.He landed on top of Bakura,sending them both 30 feet under!!! Bakura struggled to get back up,but Kaiba,who could hold his breath for 2 minutes straight,held him under.He kicked and struggled.Mai grabbed Bakura's arms and pulled him up,but she was laughing so hard she could barely do it.When Bakura came up,he was sputtering and coughing.Kaiba was laughing,Mokuba was laughing,and Mai was laughing.Everyone was laughing at him.He decided to laugh too,so he did. Everyone was puzzled."Hey Mokuba!!"Kaiba said,turning off the mermaid fountain.Tne founntain was the mermaids'spit',or was made to look like she was spitting water.It shot the water at amazing force. "Go up on that fountain.Dont worry,its broke."Mokuba didn't wanna look chicken,so he climbed all the way up and layed down on his tummy on top of the water spout.He slapped the mermaid with his hands and played around.Then Kaiba turned on the water.The fountain was water blasted Mokuba off,and he fell down into the water on his back.He started to cry."Don't cry...."Kaiba said. "That hurt,Seto!!"Mokuba screamed."Its all your fault!!!"He didn't like it when people saw him cry,so he ran out of the pool and back to the horse stables,where Princess and a fully grown Mocha was.There was also a sheep that Mokuba hated.He abused it when he was mad.He saw way beack in the back where his 3 goats were attacking a servant.Everything was the same.Kaiba and Mai and Bakura were still laughing and didn't even come to check on him.He started wathcing the pool to see if they were coming.Bakura and Mai were watching and clapping as Kaiba dove to get diving sticks.Kaiba came up with all 7,and now it was Bakura's turn.He came up with four before he had to gasp for breath.Mai took the sticks from his and threw them in different places.She came up with all seven.Bakura was sad.But it was jut that he coulden't swim as well as Kaiba or Mai.Mokuba walked slowly back to the pool and put his feet in.He wiggled them around.Soon he became aware that Kaiba was underwater and was swimming for him.He tried to get away but Kaiba grabbed his foot and pulled him 12 feet underwater.Mokuba sisn't have a swimring on,so Kaiba had to help his reach the surface.He splashed Kaiba's face."Ack!!!"Kaiba said,spitting water.He splashed Mokuba so repeatedly that he could barely breath.Then Kaiba went to join Bakura and Mai,who were drinking lemonade on the top of the fountain where the water coulden't get to them.Kaiba grabbed a cup of lemenode and 3 packs of sugar,which he poured into it.Then he drank it rather fast and ate some crackers.Mokuba was playing with a turtle that lived in Kaiba's pond but Mokuba broght it into the pool.Mokuba swam over and put the turtle on the statue.Then he swam away and got 3 more turtles,which he put on the statue.Mai screamed-she didn't like reptiles.Kaiba threw an empty paper cup at one.Bakura threw his mixing spoon at another.Mai threw an earring at the third,and Mokuba hit the fourth with a rock on the shell.They were havin' fun abusing turtles.Suddenly,they saw that Rex had came back.He was watching through the fence.When he saw Bakura lookin' at him,he went behind a tree."Rex's over there."He said.Kaiba looked."Hey Rex!!Come swim!!"He said.Rex pretended like he wasn't there. 'He's not over there!!"Kaiba said,and shoved Bakura into the water.Mai hit Kaiba on the head and shoved HIM into the water.Mokuba climbed up and shoved Mai into the water."I win."He said.But Kaiba snuck up behind him,grabbed him around the middle,and hurled him into the deep end.Mokuba's life jacket caught the surface,and he floated.He decided he wanted to learn how to swim. "Seto,teach me how to swim!!"He ordered."Right now!!"Kaiba coulden't hear.He was underwater,gettting the diving sticks to Bakura and Mai's ameusment."Bakura,teach me how to swim!!"Mokuba said.Bakura just shook his head and watched Kaiba retreave the sticks. "Mai,will YOU teach me how to swim?"Mokuba asked.She nodded."Sure!!"Mokuba was very happy."Right after I eat."Mai added.She rose to go into the house.Bakura followed her."You know,I always thought I was in the mood for Burritos."He said. Kaiba rose from under the water."Where is everyone?"Kaiba asked. "In the house."Rex replied from behind the tree. "Oh thanks,lone voice."Kaiba said.He began to walk in the house."Wait?Lone Voice?Somethings fishy."He said.He walked over to the fence."Hi,Lone Voice,I was just wondering if you could go away.Your really kinda creepy,and stepping on my preoperty without permission is bad."Kaiba said."So leave,right now."Kaiba heard something(Rex)rustling away in the grass."Thanks,Lone Voice!!"He called.Kaiba walked toward the house,and Mokuba followed.

After getting dressed,Kaiba found Bakura and Mai inside watching a movie.He told them about the lone voice."Lone Voice?"Asked Bakura."It might be an alien.Or a monster.Or even....(gulp)....a ghost." Kaiba gasped."A ghost?A scary one?" "Yeah."Bakura said."With sharp teeth and sharp claws and a really loud roar like RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" "You guys are so babyish."Mai said."There's no such thing as ghosts,or monsters,or aliens.Even REX would know that." "Maybe Rex sent the alien!!"MOkuba chimed in."Now Mokuba."Kaiba said."We all know theres no such things as ghosts."Mokuba hung his head and went to play in his room. He became aware of a scary noise outside his window.He looked out.A man was climbing up!!he had a black mask over his face and hair,but was wearing a really gay outfit of a clown-like style. "Im coming to get you!!"The man said.Mokuba quickly opened the window and threw a toy at the man. "You little RRRRRAAAAAttttttttttttt....."The man called as he fell to the ground and went into cunvulsions."Seto,theres a gay man dead below my window!!"Mokuba called.There was laughter from the living room and Kaiba came in."What now?"He asked,giggling.Mokuba showed him the man."Whoa."Kaiba said."he can't be human.Only a....MONSTER would wear those clothes!!"Kaiba ran out,grabbed Bakura's arm and rushed outside."Look!A monster!!"Kaiba said,pointing."Yes,it is!"Bakura agreed.Mai came ambling out."And what makes you think He's a monster?"She asked."Look!!Nothing human would wear such clothes!!"Kaiba said.Mai gasped."Your right!"She said."We have to pull off the mask and make sure he doesn't have teeth."The "Thing" groaned."Hurry!!Somebody do it!"Bakura catuiously tiptoed over. "Your so brave!!"Mai said.Bakura quickly ripped off the mask. "GAHH!!!IT IS A MONSTER!!!"Kaiba shouted.It was.It was Pegasus."The ugliest monster Ive ever seen!!"Mai added. "Me too!!"Bakura said."Me three!!"Said kaiba.The horrible Pegasus man rose.He was extremely ugly,what with a beak lip,a large chin,long white hair,and a long nose that pointed out.He had an ugly voice that sounded like a parrot with an alien voce amplifier. He quickly ran into the woods.A boy was sitting at the edge of the woods.Pegasus ran straight into him.The boy grabbed Pegasus's clothes."IVE GOT HIM!!!"He said.It was Weevil!!! "Hold on to him!!"Kaiba said,and he ran over and socked the Pegasus right between the eyes. "Ow."Pegasus said,and he broke loose of Wee.He ran into the woods,never to be seen again.(or he might be) "I guess he's not dead."Bakoo said."And Im scared.He could come into my room at night,petrify me with his ugliness,and stab me." "Uhhh...Bakura,you don't even have a room."Kaiba reminded Bakura."You are always getting bank loans and working at Beefers to pay for cheep hotel rooms at night because you can't find an apartment." Bakura hung his head."Is this true?"Mai asked.Bakura nodded."You POOR thing!!"Mai said."Kaiba!!You have a whole bunch of extra rooms,and a really big house.Can't you let Bakura rent a room for a while so he can put up money to buy a house?Please?"Kaiba thought."Well...."Mai looked at him with dog eyes."Well,OK."Kaiba said."Ill show you the room.But it might take a while to....fix it up."Bakura was puzzled."Huh?"He asked.Kaiba led him and Mai into the house and onto the 4th floor.Kaiba opened the door.On the floor were a whole bunch of kaiba's dirty clothes,Mokuba's toys he didn't play with anymore,out-of-date papers for Kaiba Corp,burnt-out computer parts and posters of girls.Kaiba tried to grab them fast,but Mai and Bakura saw them and laughed."Thats Jennifer Anniston!!"Mai said."YOU like Jennifer Anniston?"Kaiba blushed."Ill just be getting rid of these."He said. "Wait,Mai,can I keep one?"Bakura asked.Mai was horrified."No boyfriend of Mai Valentine's will keep dirty posters of half-naked women in thier rooms!!"Mai said.Bakura nodded,and Kaiba ordered a servant to throw away the posters. "Uh,how about we go....check on Mokuba."Kaiba said.He noticed it was getting dark outside."Oh,and Bakura,you'll have to stay on the couch tonight.More half naked women could be around."He winked. "Kaiba,can I stay here tonight?"Mai asked."Ill sleep at home tomarrow."Kaiba nodded,and they followed him to the top of a flight of stairs and prepared to go down."Uh......kaiba,why can't we use the pretty pink elevators?"Mai asked,brushing a hand along one.Then she remembered Kaiba's fear."Oh yeah."She said."Kaiba,your a baby."Kaiba started to say something,but kept him mouth shut for the best of him. Bakura saw a servant staring at the girl pictures.Kaiba noticed."HEY!!GET BACK TO WORK!!"He shouted.The man did a salute and took them to the trash."Ok.....I guess we can use the elevator."Kaiba said.He gulped.As they went down the elevator,Kaiba kept him eyes tightly closed and he layed down,so it wasn't that bad for him.When they got down,Mokuba was watching Veggie Tales.He was holding a Veggie Tales doll and swinging his feet."Mokuba,get out."Kaiba said.Mokuba started to cry."But I was watching Veggie Tales!!"He said. Kaiba argued."Well,Me and Mai and Bakura wanna watch I Know What You Did Last Summer!!!"He said.Mokuba looked at Mai and Bakura with tear-filled eyes. "No,Kaiba,we wanna watch Veggie Tales."Mai said."So do I."Said Weevil.Kaiba turned around."What are YOU doing here?"He asked."Well,"Said weevil,"I thought you owe me a night's stay.After all,I DID almost let you get Maximillion Pegasus."Kaiba sighed."Oh,alright."He said in the whiniest voice he could manage."Oh,be nice!!"Mai scolded."Weevil,you can sit on the side of Me Bakura isnt on." Weevil looked around."Is there anywhere ELSE I can sit?"He asked cuz he thought Mai was rather annoying. "Uh,yeah theres a chair right there or a creaky old lawn chair me and Mokuba used to use to play "Space Patrol". Weevil got the lawn chair because he wanted to play space patrol.mai was sad. "Well,We can't watch Veggie Tales anyway."Kaiba said."We're watching a movie.Oh,and Mokuba,your friend Latifuh Gingerbreadman wants you to come to her house tomarrow for a birthday party." Mokuba clapped."Yay!!James will take me,right?"He asked."Who else would?"Bakura asked. "Hey Bakura,why don't you come with me to get some lemonade?"Mai asked.Bakura nodded and they went to get lemonade for Weevil and Kaiba and themselves. Weevil scooted the chair in front of the large Big-screen TV.Kaiba had switched it to the movie and was watching.But he looked angry for some reason."Weevil,get oit of in front of the TV and come sit on the couch!!"He oredered."The chair makes grooves in the brand no carpet.white is hard to keep clean,especially with a little kid around!!"Mokuba glared at Kaiba,and Weevil put the chair away and sat on the LoveSeat.Mai and Bakura came back with 5 glasses of lemonade.Kaiba immediatly grabbed her arm as soon as she put down the cups and drug her away. "Your like....Siamese Twins!!"He shouted.Mai was puzzled."You and....WUSS,over there!"He explained."Shut up."Mai said. "Well,I thought you didn't like him!!He's a wuss,he talks too much,and he's self-absorbed!!!" Mai slapped Kaiba's cute face several times.Part of him wanted to punch her to Mars,but he remembered to never hit girls.He rubbed his face."Ow."He said."That hurt me." Mai nodded."Im glad.I like him now.Hes sensible and handsome and better than YOU."She walked away,leaving Kaiba red-faced and stuttering. "No ones better than me!!"He shouted back."And Im richer than YOU!!Im richer than all of YOU!!!And Im the handsomest guy around!!"Kaiba turned around to stalk away,but ran smack into the bathroom door.He blushed as everyone started to laugh. "Shut up or ill write 'CAUTION:HEAVY LOAD' on all your big lazy butts!!!"He said,shakling a fist.He walked up a flight of stairs to his room.He was very sad.It wasn't long before Mokuba came up,holding a little kitten(that was his)."Heres a kitty."He said,giving it to Kaiba.Kaiba sisn't take it,and let it fall to the floor.It ran off.Mokuba turned around and watched it run away.He gave a heavy breath. He picked up a Pokemon movie."Wanna watch it on your TV with me?"He asked. Kaiba felt sorry for Mokuba because he had nobody to play with him."OK."He said."And we can play with the kitten!!"Mokuba nodded.He put the tape inside the VCR and they watched(And played with the kitten).When it was over,Mokuba made Kaiba watch Veggie Tales,then GI JOe,then Dragonball Z,then Digimon,then all those other chidish things.Kaiba was asleep at the end of the last tape. "BAKURAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"Mokuba yelled.Bakura came dashing up."What is it?"He asked.He saw Kaiba."What wrong with him?He has nasty handprints on his face.Wait--you dont think--"Mokuba nodded."mai slapped him?How dreadful."Bakura said.Bakura pulled on Kaiba's arm."Its time to get up now."He said.Kaiba didn't answer.Bakura whispered,'I have a secret to tell you'.Kaiba still didn't get up.Bakura was so fed up,he grabbed a horn and blasted the sharpest,longest and loudest note he could acoomplish.Kaiba's eyes shot open.He grabbed a switchblade from his pocket."What happened?Who happened?Where happened?When?"He said,gibbering ceazily.he was very mad when he saw Bakura with a horn."How mean."He said,sitting up. "Kaiba,whats this all about?"Bakura said."You would rather watch baby shows with Mokuba than come sit with your friends?Whats WRONG with you?"Kaiba looked to the side."Im mad at Mai."He said."She slapped me." Bakura laughed."Why?She had a good reason,Ill bet.What was it?" Kaiba knew he coulden't tell Bakura that Mai didn't use to like him and was concocting a plan until now to break up with him.He may have been mad at Mai,but he didn't want Bakura to KILL her. "Well,uh....I said her hair looked frizzy."Kaiba said."And her mascara was runny....and....she had a big nose!!!" Bakura grunted."Why did you say that?"He asked."Its not nice to hurt her feelings." "Well,what if I said she hurt mine first?" "Id say you deserved it." Kiaba threw the biggest,hardest toy at Bakura.Bakura blocked it. From down stairs,Bakura heard Weevil dancing.Several vases were being broken. "WEEVIL UNDERWOOD!!!"Kaiba shouted from the top of the flight of stairs.Wevil stopped in his tracks.The lamp fell andcrashed."Look at this horrid mess!!!"Kaiba shouted.While he was yelling at Weevil,Mokuba slipped into the kitchen.He wanted some cookies."MMM...."He said.He got up on a chair and grabbed the cookie jar. "Oh,no!!"He said,looking into the empty jar."No more cookies left.Maybe Seto will make me some."He cupped around his mouth. "SETO,CAN YOU MAKE ME SOME COOKIES!!!??"He asked.Kaiba ceased yelling at Weevil."No,not right now!!"He said,and continued yelling. "If Seto won't make them,then I will."He said."I want the M and M kind." He pulled out a bowl that was much too big."First,it needs lots of sugar."He said.He poored in a whole thing of sugar.Mokuba heard something behind him.It was Bakoo. "Mokuba Kaiba,what do you think your doing?"Bakura asked.Mokuba smiled real big."Im making cookies.Wnna help?They're M and M's." Bakura nodded."Yeah."He walked over to the bowl."Well,I thought cookies need that powedery white stuff." Mokuba grabbed salt."Salt?"He asked."Yeah,that must be it!!"Bakura said.(The real ingrediant is flour) Mokuba put two whole cups of salt into the mix."Ok."He said."Theres little spots of yellow in the cookies.We need to put in something yellow." "Yeah!!"Bakura said.(You know,the M&M's) Mokuba loked around."We have butter!!"He said.He threw 3 whole sticks of butter inside. "We stir it up."Bakura said,and he stirred it. "Theres blue stuff in the cookies."Mokuba said.(Blue M&M) Bakura nodded."Whats blue?" "Blueberries!!"Mokuba said,and he threw in 3 handfuls.Bakura stirred it again. "Now,whats red?"Bakura asked."There is red in the cookies."(Red M&M) "I know!!Tomatos!!"Mokuba threw in 3 tomatos without cutting them."Brown now."He said.Bakura nodded,and threw in some pudding.The pudding was kinda sorta all the way stale. "Now,cookies are brownish-yellow."Mokuba said."So we need Peanut butter!!"He scooped in 3 spoonfulls. "now,we are done."Bakura said.He took out egg beaters,and beated the ingrediants.The tomatos gushed opan and grinded up.When they were done,they were and reddish-brown bluish color(The brown because of pudding,the red because of tomatos,the blue because of blueberries bursting,The butter kinda blended in) "This doesn't look right."Bakura said.He shrugged."But we did everyrthing cool.They should be great!!"He took out a cookie sheet.But the strange thing was,when he tried to put the blobs on the cookie sheet,they would come off the spoon.He had to help it off with his finger(That he licked everytime) He shoved the sheet into the oven."It will take 10 minutes for this to cook."He said,and he leaned against the counter. "I think we should give Seto the first bite."Said Mokuba."He needs it." Bakura nodded.The timer beeped. "They're done!!"Mokuba said.He grabbed one."Lets give it to Seto."He said. He ran downstairs."Hey,Seto!!Try this cookie!!"He was on the couch,watchig a movie.He just took it and took a bite. "Its very nice,Mokuba,I love it,I--BLAH!!!WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?IT TASTES LIKE THE MOST VILE CRAP!!ITS HORRIBLE!!TERRIBLE!!INDISPICABLE!!YUCK!!BLEAH!!DISCUSTING!! He spit the cookie in Mai's face and ran for the bathroom."Ew!!"Mai said.Bakura habded her a paper towel. Mokuba was sad."I think that was mean."Weevil said."Let me try one."Weevil took one,but when he bit it,there were no words.He just barfed in the floor. "Give me one,Bakura."She said,and grabbed one.When she bit it,she tried to keep a straight face.She didnt want to hurt anyones feelings,but she had to run to the trash can. Bakura and Mokuba sulked up to the kitchen. "These are the best cookies ever."Mokuba said."Why don't they like them?" Bakura shrugged."Look.Ill eat one right now and prove to you they just have bad taste." Bakura popped a whole one in his mouth and chewed.The taste of stale pudding,butter,salt,too much sugar,burnt blueberries and singed tomatos filled him mouth.He spewed it out. "Just awful!!"He said."Horrible!!Yuck!!The devils work!!" Mokuba teared up."Gimme one!!"He said,and ate one. "I can't do anything right."He mumbled.He threw them away. "They were OK."Bakura said."But thats the reason I got fired from my bakery job." Mokuba glared at Bakoo.Mai came in."Ill make you guys some cookies."She said,so she did. Kaiba came in as they were eating them."Try one."Mokuba said."They're the best!!" Kaiba broke into a sweat as he brought the cookie up to his face.He was scared to try it.But it did smell very good.But he was trying to remain skinny.He didn't know if he should,but he did. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM!!!"he said. "YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!~" It was very good to him.But he was mad."Why didn't you ask a servant to make the cookies?Then they woulden't have been wasting valuble materials!!"He grabbed another cookie.Bakura stuffed five in his mouth,and Mai slapped his head."You are such an oinker!!"She scolded.Bkura was sad."Im tired."He decided.It was late,about 10 o clock."Me too."weevil said.Kaiba sighed."Theres blankets in the cabinet in my office.Mokuba--you know where they are--get them.but get one for yourself,also.its bedtime." Mokuba groaned."But why,Seto?Why?" Kaiba pointed upstairs,and mokuba hurried up,tripping over the first 3."What are we supposed to do?"Mai asked kaiba.Kaiba shrugged."Theres ice cream in the fridge,or we can listen to music or watch a movie?" Mai nodded."A movie would be great."She said.Mokuba returned with the blanket and covered bakura on the couch.Mai kissed Bakoo goodnight.Weevil was offended,so he rolled over. soon,everyone was asleep except for kaiba and mai.mokuba was wearing grey footy pajamas."You know,its really boring around here."Mai said. Kaiba shrugged."And?"He asked.He was rather absorbed in Mad TV. "Well,Theres a club in town." "Yeah?"Kaiba knew what she was leading up to.He looked at her."I don't dance,I don't sing,I dont smoke,and I dont drink.The number one deal,though,is that i cannot stand Bandit Kieth,and he owns the joint." Mai rolled her eyes."it'll be fun!!!!"she said.Kaiba thought."What about Bakura?"He asked."Won't he be mad if you go somewhere Bandit Kieth is?" Mai sulked."I hate Kieth.He has nothing to worry about!!So come on!!" An idea popped into kaiba's head."We're not old enough to get in!!"He said.Mai smirked,and pulled out a whole bunch of cards.Each one had a picture of these people:Kaiba,Mai,Weevil,Rex,Yugi,and Bakura. "What are these for?"Asked Kaiba."Fake ID!!"Mai said.Kaiba laughed."BUt what about Bones and Mokuba?" "Well,they are to young to even look close to 21,so we'd get busted.8 year olds just dont look like us." Kaiba nodded."OK."He said."We can go.BUt if you start doing any funny stuff..."Mai pushed past Kaiba and rang the servant bell. A servant came."Get the cheuferr."(The guy that drves rich people around),Kaiba derected.The servant did,and pretty soon they were in the limo."Where to?"James(The driver)asked. "Bandit Kieth's club."Kaiba said.The driver was puzzled. "Master,you're to young to-"Kaiba grabbed the drivers tip and shoved it back into his pocket."This is mine until you get us there."He said,so the driver drove them there. "Wow!!!This place is big!!"Kaiba said,as they stepped inside.Rock music was playing very loud,a fistfight was breaking out,and some people were freakdancing. "God!!"Mai said,pointing to the freakdancers."Its Yugi and Bones!!How'd Bones Make it in here??"Kaiba shrugged."Nice dance,Yugi!!"He shouted.Yugi whipped his head and faced Seto. "Kaiba!!Mai!!What an excellent suprise!!!!!"Yugi said.Bones was talking a security guard. Yugi walked over,red-faced."Sooo.....fake ID?"He asked.Mai nodded."We got in....without ID."Yugi said."Hows that?"Mai asked. "Bones and I are old friends of Kieth."Yugi said."Oh."Kaiba replied.Just then,Kieth came.He didn't see Mai.He began to talk to Yugi,then noticed.He ran off so fast he knocked over a juice table."Cool."Said Kaiba."Soooooo....."Yugi was very,very embarrased that he had been caught freak dancing. "At first,we thought you might have been doing that to Tea."Mai said with a laugh."Isn't that the funniest?Who'd wanna freak dance on her?"Yugi let out a nervous laugh,as a guy came on the intercom."Now,Yugi Motou will sing for us!!"It said,and there were claps.All heads turned to Yugi."You're going to sing?"Kaiba asked."This I gotta see!!!"Kaoba crossed him arms and watched as Yugi went up on the stage.Music with a fast,rappist rythem came on.Yugi started to sing.Everyone was amazed.Dumbfounded.Who knew YUgi Motou,small little Yugi Motou with his fat ckeeks and big eyes could sing so......so......AWFUL!!! His notes were way too low for the songs' key signature,His voice wavered and cracked,And his dance moves looked like theSTOP DROP and ROLL procedure.Yugi looked around.Everyone were slapping there knees and laughing so hard they were teary eyed.Bandit Kieth took ahold of the situation.He shoved Yugi aside and grabbed the microphone. "OK,Guys!!"He yelled in his rough voice."I'll sing for yall now!!!Best dancers get a free round of drinks!!"Everyone clapped.Kieth started to sing in a voice that sounded like Justin Timberlake.It was alot better than Rex's voice,which was real good.Everyone danced except Kaiba.He hated dancing.He slunk over to a table.Bones walked over and sat down."Hello."He said.Kaiba waved.He was watching Mai,as Kieth invited her to come dance with him.Mai found she coulden't resist,so she did.Kaiba was horrified."At least Bakura won't find out."He sighed.He turned around to see if security was chasing bones,when something horrible caugfht his eye. BAKURA WAS COMING INSIDE THE CLUB!!! Kaiba quickly ran over."Um,Bakura,hows abouts we go get some freash air?"He asked. "QWell,I was just outside,and-"Bakura tried to explain.But Kaiba drug him outside.He tryed to think up conversations,until the song ended.Another singer came on,doing a song.It wasn't Kieth,So Kaiba led Bakura back inside,only for Bakoo to be met with a suprise. "MAI!!"He said in a voice only a devil could manage."Wha?"Kaiba asked.Bakura pointed furiously at a horrible scene.Mai and Kieth were....Freak dancing with one another!! "Would ya look at that."Kaiba said."Good thing you didn't bring my brother."Bakura stalked over.As soon as Kieth saw him coming,he made a break for it. Bakura stopped in front of Mai."You horrible woman,you!!I wish you'd catch the plague!!Drop dead,for all I care,you little cheater!!Your a hoe,a hussy,a slut and a hooker!!!"Bakura stalkled away. Kaiba ran up."Cool."HE said."HE sure told you.You know,you shoulden't cheat on your guy.I knew I was right that you didn't like him.If you did,why would you freakdance with a troll?" Mai shrugged."I dont know.'She said."Its just that Bakuras not much fun.Hes too serious.Kieths outgoing and he can sing and hes not ENGLISH and hes a blonde and hes older and I LOVE HIM!!"Kaibawas dumb struck.Bones was too.But who was talking about him? "Kieths a troll!!"Kaiba said."Tommy the Treasure troll!!Hes really self centered.Thats horrible."Bones and Mai stared at Kaiba."Well,hes worse than me."Kaiba said.Kieth came back."Lets finish what we started!!!"Kaiba said,clenching a fist.Kieth was ready to fight.Kaiba socked Kieth.One of Kieth's teeth flew out and went sailing."Ow!!"He screeched."You'll pay for that!!" Mai was very sad."Go easy on him,Kaiba!!"She said.But there was no way she was stepping in between these two strong people.Besides,she felt bad for being caught cheating on Bakura.He'd never done anything to her except be retarded. Kieth punched Kaiba right in his stomach.Kaiba made a funny little groan and held his stomach."Ha!!How does that feel?"Kieth asked."Now have some of this!!!"He kicked Kaiba in the crotch.The vunrable place was smacked so hard,Kaiba collapsed.Kieth let out a wicked laugh."Uh....."Mai said.But as for Bones,he coulden't take it anymore.Bones took a flying leap and landed on the muscuar man's back.He sunk his teeth into Kieth's arm."Gah!!!You little pest!!!"Kieth cryed,and flung Bones into a juice bar.He turfned to Kaiba,who was shakily trying to get up.He kicked Kaiba's face and arms and any other place he could get to.Kaiba was bleedin' and moaning."Kieth,stop!!"Mai said.Lucky for Kaiba,Kieth listened.He spit on Kaiba's arm and walked off with Mai. Kaiba was in a daze.Bones walked over."Kaiba,are you alright?"Bones asked.Kaiba groaned."I tried."Bones said."I bit his arm.How cum you lost?Your so much stronger and so much faster."Kaiba groaned. Bones pulled Kaiba to his feet."Mais a traidor."Kaiba said.His face had several bleeding wounds.His arms were bruised and battered."Here."Bones said,and Gave Kaiba a tissue to wipe off the blood.But to Bones's suprise,Kaiba blew his nose and started crying!!!! "Uh..........."Bones said.He noticed everyone had left from the club for fear of being punched. "Whats wrong?"He asked.Kaiba turned away.He was obviously crying from pain. Suddenly,someone was heard padding into the place.Bones turned around."Mokuba!!!"He said.Mokuba came."Hi Bones.Why is Seto turned that way?Why is he laughing so hard?" Bones grabbed Mokuba and showed him Kaiba's face. "seto!!"Mokuba said."What exactly happened to you?" Kaiba sniffed and pointed to a life-sized mural of Bandit Kieth painted on the wall."Oh."Mokuba said."Shoulden't you see a doctor?You're hurt alot!!"Kaiba wiped his tears. "Bandit Kieth's the one whos gonna need a doctor!!Ill find him!!!"He was very mad.He got up off the chair and ran from the club,Mokuba close behind.But Kaiba's foot was badly hurt.He coulden't run. He fell down."Curses!!!!!"He shouted.He looked around.A farmer stood chewing some grass."Can....uh....I see a.....Cow?"Kaiba asked."Just to pet?" The farmer was puzzled."A cow?OK!!!Ill bring you all my livestocks!!!"He ran back,and Bones and Mokuba caught up.The farmer came back with 17 chickens,8 horses,1 bull,5 cows,and seven pigs. "This is a very nice bull....."Kaiba said.He was lauging."Whats so funny?"The farmer asked. Kaiba jumped on the bull to make a break for it.He grabbed a rope and tied it round its neck like reins.But the bull turned around and trampled the farmer. "Woooooooooooops."Kaiba said.And he rode away.Mokuba grabbed a horse that was just his size and followed.Bones akso got a horse.They both followed.

Weevil woke up the only one in the house.The house was so big.He was scared,and didn't like the fact one bit that Mr.Maximillion Pegasus was roamin around."Where is everyone?"He asked ina loud voice.None of the servants answered,because they had all gone home for the day.The only people left were the night-shift pool cleaners,and they were outside.Weevil decided to look for everyone.He stepped slowly up the creepy staircase.The walls were a putrid pink color.Not Kaiba's decision. weevil reached the second floor.On this floor was the deuling stadium and the library.He checKed the stadium first.No one was there.The word,'Kaiba' was lit up on the scoreboard.The word 'Yugi' was also there.Under Yugi's name,it said 50 lifepoints.under kAIBA's it said 0.Kaiba must have kept it there for a memory of the first and only time he lost a duel. Weevil walked out and into the library.The book,'Great Expectations' was out on a table.A bookmark was in,near the end.He knew Kaiba LOVED to read(But wasnt a nerd)and came up here all the time.Weevil was scared and alone.But then he heard one of the many front doors creak open and slam shut.

"I look terrifying!!!"Kaiba said."Nobody messes with a strong man on a bull.Especially THIS bull."The bull was very scary looking.Its eyes were horrible and looked off everywhere.It kept pawing at the ground like it was about to charge.But Kaiba loved the bull.He petted the bull.Bones and Mokuba liked the horses.But Mokuba didn't help noticing the horses were a litle strange and jerky."Uhhhh.....why would a FARMER who has such a small ranch if he has so many animals?"Bones asked.Kaiba shrugged."Some farmers only have animals certain times of the week." "Oh."Bones said."When is that?" "When they're rodeo farmers."Kaiba replied.He yawned. 5 seconds later,a look of horror crossed his face."RODEO?"He asked.The intensity of the yelp startled Kaiba's bull.It leaped into the air.It kicked and hopped and leaped.Kaiba held on for dear life and Bones and Mokuba tried to keep they're horses from going berzerk.Mokuba hopped off his and tied it to a tree.The bull accidently kicked the horse tied to the tree,and it went nuts too.It pulled at the rope,kicked and reared up.Mokuba watched helplessly as Kaiba was bounced like a rag-doll,a small rope being the only thing to hold onto.The bull kept kicking.Bones was able to keep his horse from going balostic by leading it away from the commotion.Kaiba shouted horribly."Stop the bull!!"He said.But Mokuba didn't know what to do except corner it.And the only way to do that was on his horse.He grabbed it off the tree.It was still tugging at the rope,but wasn't bucking.Mokuba got on it.He rode it right in front of the bull.Mokuba noticed the bulls' horns. "You'llget skewered!!"Bones yelled."Like a shishcabob!!!"Mokuba didn't listen.He grabbed Kaiba's arm and pulled himon the horse. Mokuba and Kaiba jumped off just as Mokuba's horse got scared and bucked too.Kaiba grabbed the bulls rope,and Mokuba grabbed the horses.They tied him to a tree."Those things are wild!!"Bones said,riding over."Rodeo livestock.Kaiba,how are we supposed to break them in?" Mokuba brightened uop."Once,me and seto watched a movie called SPIRIT.It was about a horsie.to break the horsie,they tied them to a post and didn't feed him.Then they kept riding it while it bucked,and it stopped." "Cool."Kaiba said."Bull,horse,you dont get food until 3 days."The bull and horse started eating the grass. "Stop!!"Kaiba said.He pushed the bulls head away from the ground.It put it right back. "They're eating the grass!!!"Kaiba said. "i can fix that!!"Bones said,and he tore off all the grass.Kaiba was happy. Thats when he heard a noise.It was a scary noise,like something walking in the tall grass. "Ah!!Whats that?"Bones said,climbing up a tree."Is it a bear?Or a lion?" Kaiba shook his head."Nope.You smell too bad for a bear to want to eat you."Bones was sad,but he was still scared.The noise was coming closer."Ill go see."Mokuba offered."NO!!!"Kaiba said."It could be a wolf.Hell eat you up." This made Mokuba scared."We need to get out of here!!"He said.Kaiba looked at the bull and Mokubas horse still tied to the tree."But.....what if they throw us off?"He asked.There was a sound coming from right behind them."Ack!!!"Kaiba said.He grabbed a switchblade abnd chopped the ropes holding the bull and horse.He hopped on the bull and rode away.Bones and Mokuba did the same until the noise got far away.Kaiba was so scared that he almost wet his pants.

Bakura came into the door.he looked mad and sad at the same time.He sat down on the couch and grunted as he watched TV. "Uh,whats wrong?"Weevil asked,coming into the room."Are you so mad youll hurt me if I talk to you?" "I always feel like hurting you,Weevil!!!"Bakura snapped.Weevil drew back."Well,I just wanted to know....whats....wrong.If your sad or m- mad."Weevil was shaking as he talked because he was scared. "Im sad and mad at the same time!!"he said."I woke up in the middle of the night.Mai or Kiaba wasn't here.So,I asked a the driver,and he said he had taken them to Bandit Kieth's Night Club!!!So the driver drove me there.I thought i was in for a good time when what should I see?Mai was cheating on me with that ugly blonde Bodybuilding freakasaurus!!!" Rex popped in the window."Did somebody mention Dinosaurs?They died out 65 million years ago.It was the end of the Cretasious period.Brachiosaurus was the biggest dinosaur ever reportedThe only flying dino was Pteradon.Freakasaurus is not a real dinosaur." He threw a sock at Bakura. "No!!Kieth's a freakasaurus."Weevil said."NO SUCH THING!!!"Rex repeated.The tossed a GI Joe figure at Weevil.He climbed in the window. "I can help you get revenge!!"Rex said."I know all of Mai's weaknesses!!What she hates,what she thinks is nasty,and childhood sadnesses!!Ive known Mai for years upon years." "Aren't you one of the things she dislikes?"Weevil asked Rex.Rex shrugged."Theres been times she said I was annoying.....but thats not the point.The point is,when someone does something bad,do something 20 times worse." Bakura nodded."I like that idea."he said."Nobody asked YOU what you liked."Rex said. "But Im the one with the problem!!"Bakura cried."And you know?I dont even care!Mais probley GAY anyway.And over in England,GAY people suck.Matter of fact,everywhere GAY people suck."(cuz they do) "Uh,if Mai were GAY,She woulden't chest on you with another man." "Maybe Kieth didn't used to be a man." Rex was startled."Well,you arent going to DO anything about it?" "No."Bakura said."Im too polite.Its the british way to handle things." Rex pushed Bakura over."Come on,Weevil."He said."Lets go get revenge FOR Bakura!!" "Yeah!!"Weevil said.Yugi popped his head in the window."Can I come?"He asked."No."Rex said,and him and Weevil ran out the door."Please let me come?"Yugi said."If you dont,Ill get Bakura and you'll have to go with HIM." They decided to let Yugi come.After all,Bakura was about 10 times worse. "Are we gonna kill Mai?"Weevil asked."Because I hope not.Shes my only friend." "Put a sock in it,Nerd."Rex said."We're not going to kill her!!We're just going to embarras her so bad she WISHES she were dead." "But don't we need to be nice?"Yugi asked."Two wrongs don't make a right." "Shush!!"Rex said."Im the brains in this outfit!!" "You son't have any brains."Weevil mumbled.Rex hit Weevil with a brick. The brick hurt Weevil really bad."Now now,be nice....."Yugi said.Rex held the brick up."You want some?"He asked."No."Yugi said in a small voice and cowered back. "Now heres the plan.We sneak up behind Mai and Kieth and we PUSH THEM IN THE MUD!!!!!"Rex said,pounding a fist into his hand. "Thats a stupid plan.Besides--what if there is no mud?The last time it rained was last Wednesday."Weevil said,not impressed. "Well....."Rex thought."I,as the boss,will let Yugi come up with a master plan to make Mai sad." "Your not the boss!!We dont need a boss!!"Weevil the nerd said.Rex ignored Weevil."So Yugi.Whats the big master plan to make Mai and Kieth sad?" "We all be friends?"Rex was very mad at Yugis nice guy attitude.He decided to do something about it.He punched Yugi in the face."Are you so nice now?"He asked."What do you say to me for doing that?" "I say that was not very nice."Yugi said,and he rubbed his face."Weevil,kick him in the shin."Rex ordered.Weevil wouldent take orders from Rex.After all,Rex was a worse duelist than him.So Rex kicked Yugi in the shin. "Ow ow ow!!!"Yugi said,bouncing up and down holding his leg. "What do you say now?"Rex asked. "I say......OW!!THAT HURT!!!"Yugi sat down and examined his bruised shin. rex was determined to make Yugi mean.So he grabbed a rock and tossed it at Yugi's head.It smacked and made an instant welt. "Yaaa!!!"Yugi said."What did I ever do to you?You need some lessons on anger managment!!Just cuz your mad at Mr.Nerd over there doesn't mean you have to take it out on the smaller guy!!" Weevil hated being called a nerd,especially BY nerds.So he decided to do something about it. "RAHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"Weevil said.He began beating Yugi to a bloody pulp. "Ow!!Help!!Someone stop this mad rampage!!Someone!!anyone!!AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!" Weevil wouldent stop.He liked beating Yugi."Thats the way!!"Rex said."Even nerds can do damage!!" Weevil ripped himself away from Yugi and turned on rex.He punched Rex so hard Rex's head was spinning. "Stop stop stop!!"Rex shouted.His eyes were getting bruised and swollen.He had several cuts on him."Ok!!Uncle uncle!!"Rex said.Weevil kicked dust in Rex's eyes.Now,Yugi and Rex knew not to mess with Weevil anymore.

"What was that terrifying noise?"Bones asked.He was very scared.He was scared of EVERYTHING."Bones,dont be such a scardy cat."Mokuba said."We got away and it didnt get us.Thats what matters." Kaiba was riding his horse ahead of them because he didn't enjoy engaging in the talks of little kids. "Maybe....it was the boogeyman."Mokuba said."Huh?"Bones asked.Bones often already had nightmares because of his horrible previous life with Bandit Kieth. Bones hopped of his horse and pulled his hands close to him.Mokuba jumped off his and tied it to a tree,and Kaiba did the same.Kaiba started a cmapfire. "Seto once told me a story.A story about a scary guy called the boogeyman."Bones made a pitiful noise."If you say the boogeymans name,he'll come get you and eat you up."Bones shivered."Mokuba,your scaring the dumb kid half to death."Kaiba said.MOkuba didn't care.They were the same age,so Mokuba figured if it didn't scare him it would not scare Bones. "But he tortures you first.Takes bites of you and burns you and all the horrible stuff." Bones was looking aroeund everywhere. "Oh,yeah.And also,Seto told me another about a big monster with long claws.Once,three campers were camping.The oldest went to go somewhere.When he didnt come back,the others went to look for him.They found his clothes shredded.Then,not soon after,they found his body.It was cut to ribbons!!The young campers were so scared.They tried to run!!But a big,nasty monster came and cut them to ribbons with its claws also!!" Bones shivered and made frightened noises."Whoa!!D-do you think t-t-that could be t-true?" He asked,looking around.Kaiba laughed."Yeah right.Bones,you shouldent have let Bandit Kieth tell you all those horrible things,and maybe you wouldent be so gullible." "B-but the boss just wanted me to be safe."Bones said."Yeah."Mokuba said."So he told you a vampire would get you if you didnt buy him aftershave." "Yeah."Bones agreed."But the vampires still after me."Kaiba and Mokuba alughed out loud.Bones was sad. "Im gonna go wash my hands in that stream we passed about a mile back."Kaiba said."You guys stay here,OK?" Mokuba nodded.Kaiba rode off. Bones shivered."Without your big brother,who will protect us?"Mokuba snickered."Your vampire friend,maybe?"Bones glared,but he was still scared."Lets play a ball game."Mokuba said.Bones nodded.Mokuba pulled a red ball out of his pocket."How bout we play wall ball,but since theres no wall we bounce it off a tree?"Bones nodded,so they played. About 30 minutes later,Kaiba still hadnt come back."Seto should be back by now."Mokuba said.Bones nodded."Mokuba....do you think the monster with the long claws got him??"Mokuba laughed."Bandit Kieth really messed up your head!!"He chortled."Setos fine.And he told us just to wait here.So thats what Im gonna do." Mokuba started to draw in the sand. "But Mokuba..."Bones said.Mokuba hummed to drown out Bones's voice.But Bones was really scared.He quietly got on his horse and started slowly riding away to find Kaiba. "K-k-kaiba?"He called quietly.No answer.After a few seconds,Mokuba rode on to the scene."I told you to stay!!"MOkuba snapped."But since we're already away from the campsight,we might as well look for Seto." "SETTTTTTTTTOOOOOOO!!!"MOkuba called in his loud voice.A few birds flew away,but other than that there was n o noticable result. Bones heard a noise."Oh,Mokuba!!Its the horrible monster,coming to attack me and you!!It had Kiaba for supper and wants us as the appetizer!!"The noise happened again."Whatever it is,its big and mean!!" It said something."Yeah,that Kaiba was Nasty and horrible."Its said."Oh no!!Seto was nasty and now it wants to eat us!!"MOkuba said."Bones,you've been a dear childhood friend.I hate for us to have to depart like this,but- " The "Thing"tromped on to the scene.It wasn't a thing.It was Mai and Bandit Kieth."Hello Mai."Mokuba said.He was mad because she hadn't stopped Kieth from hurting Kiaba.He turned away."Whats wrong?Cant you say hi to Kieth?"Asked Mai. "No.I hate you both for letting him hurt Seto and hurting Bakura's feelings." "Hi boss."Bones said as Mai tried to talk Mokuba out of his anger. "Hi bones."Kieth said.Even though Kieth wasnt Bones's boss any more,he still liked Bones to call him that."Hows it going?"Bones asked."well,"Kieth answered,"That Vampire's been speaking again.He said if you dont give me and Mai those strong horses you got there he'll have to get you."Bones was a little scared,but he decided it was time to stand up to Bandit Kieth. "Uh,Boss,I dont believe in your vampire mumbo jumbo.Matter fact,I just might not believe in YOU!!" Kieth was taken aback."So thats how you are!!"He said.Bones nodded.Kieth was startled Bones stood up to him."Well...."Ill be going then,...."He said.But before him and Mai could leave,Kaiba rode a big,strong bull on to the scene. He didn't act suprised to see Mai and Kieth."Mokuba,I told you not to play with Pond Scum."He said,screwing up him face."Come on,lets go." They started to go,but Mai just wanted to be friends."Wait!!"She said."Cant we talk this over?"Kaiba stopped."You had a wussy boyfriend,and then you dumped him,it makes wussy children sad.So,if you apoligize to Bakura,tell him to call me and confirm that you did,and then apoligize to me,Ill consider." Kieth grabbed Mais arm."Come on.Lets go.Hes trash." "Trash,Am I?"Kaiba asked."Did you noticed what a strong animal this is?Bones,Mokuba,Mai...."He said,trailingoff at the name,get in a tree.We have a score to settle."Kieth was puzzled.But once the three had gotten into the tree it all became very clear to Kieth. Kaiba dug his shoe into the bulls' crotch area.This caused the bull pain,so it started raging.It rubbed its foot,very angry.The first thing it saw was Kieth's red shirt.It pawed a hoof and charged. "Yaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!"Kieth said.He grabbed a tree branch to try to defend himself.But the bull ate it."No!!"Kieth said as the bull backed up to run at him."This is the end!!No more Bandit Kieth!!Im history!!"Mai franticcly looked for a rope to throw,but there wasnt one.Kieth climbed up on a rock.Kaiba was being sloshed around as the bull ran ffor Kieth,but it was all in fun. "Go Kiaba!!"Bones said.He was happy,for all the times Kieth told him there were monsters under his bed,this payed off. Mokuba was happy too. Bandit Kieth,at the last minute,grabbed a tree trunk and crawled up it.The bull calmed down. "Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!"Kaiba laughed."I guess I win!!No more fighting!!No more punching!!No more-" Kieth jumped out of the tree onto Kaiba.