Mokuba the Runaway

by Toon-Alligator

Mokuba runs away,so Kaiba,Mai,Bakura,Rex and Bones set off to find him.Bones goes on a blind date because he thinks he's ugly.On the way,they find a murdered person.Funny with some Romance.Bakura is in love with Mai.But she's in love with Kaiba.

10. Last chapter of part onePart 2 is called...

Chapter the tenth

"Get off me you retard!!"Kaiba said.He ripped at Kieth's expensive clothes to get him off,but to no prevail. "This is for being so ugly!!"Kieth said,and punched Kaiba in the eye. "This is for being so rich!!"Kieth punched Kaiba's other eye. "This is for being so snotty!!"Kieth punched Kaibas nose. "This is for--I dont know what this is for!!"Kieth punched Kaiba's stomach.Kaiba tossed Kieth onto the ground with all his strength.But he didn't care if he was being beaten.#1,he was strong enough to fend Kieth off and #2,this was worth it for the bull thing. "Seto!!"Mokuba called."Come on!!Your stronger than that guy who thinks he's so cool!!" "I am so cool!!"Kieth said.Mokuba stuck out his tongue."Go Kaiba!!"Bones said."Hit him in the weak point!!"Kaiba flashed Mokuba and Bones a thumbs up.Mai didn't know who to cheer for.She just sat there,silent. Kaiba stepped on Kieth's stomach with all his might.But Kieth had some great stomach muscles!!It felt like Kaiba was stomping a brick!!Kieth grabbed Kaiba's foot."Oh no!!"Kaiba said.He didn't know what to do.He took a flying jerk.His shoe came off,sending him flying into the dust.Kieth couldent stop laughing.This made Kaiba mad.He tossed a stick.It went sailing into Kieth's nose.Blood seeped out. "Gah!!"Kieth said."My beautiful,beautiful face!!"He tried to keep it from gettting on his 120 doller leather jacket. "Now its personal!!"He said,taking off the jacket and throwing it to Mai.Kaiba took off his trench coat."Alright!!"Kaiba said."Eat this!!"He threw a rock.Kieth ducked,avoiding it.The rock hit something in the woods.Kaiba thought he heard something go,"Ouch." Kieth,while Kaiba was destracted,leaped onto him,knocking Kaiba down.He started punching Kaibas back."Ow!!Watch it!!"Kaiba said,kicking and screaming.One of his kicks caught Kieth in the back of the head,untieing his bandana.This Bandana was everything to Kieth so he hopped off Kaiba and started tieing it.Kaiba got up and decked Kieth in the mouth.Kieth flew to the ground. Kaiba stomped on his head.He stomped on his groin.He stomped on his tummy.He stomped on everything his could get to. "Go Seto!!"Mokuba said.He was very happy.So was Bones.Mai was not.She was very sad and spastic.She wasnt thoinking.She grabbed a stick the size of a club and hurled it at the back of Kaiba's head.It hit him,causing an instant bruise and knocking Kaiba unconsious."Why'd you do that,you frigid bitc*?"Bones asked,with a rotten look on his face.So shoved Mai,hoping she'd fall out of the tree.But she didnt. "Mai!!Your so mean!!Now Seto will lose!!"MOkuba said."Seto,Wake up!!"Kaiba layed there,with his tongue hanging out."I-I.."Mai said. "Someone DO something!!"Bones said.But there was nothing anyone could do. Kieth got up.His muscular figure towered over Kaiba.He picked up the club sitck,and threw it aside.He started stomping on Kiaba. Mokuba was very mad.He couldent take it anymore.He flung himself from the tree onto Kieth's back.He sunk his teeth into Kieths neck and piched his arms.He did everything he could think of to cause pain to Kieth.He scratched him with his pocket knife.Every painful thing was applied to Kieth.Kieth cryed out in agony as Mokuba poked him in the eyes. All the screaming woke Kaiba.He quickly rose and applied his most powerful kick to Kieth's face.This sent Kieth flying.He went into a bunch of bushes and layed fainted.Blood was coming from several scratches on his face and his nose.Alot was coming from his lips and evn some from his arms and mouth. "Kieth!!"Mai said.She jumped down from the tree to go help him.She took out her cell phone and dialed 911. "Yay Kaiba and Mokuba!!"Bones said.He jumped down."Now lets get out of here!!" Kaiba agreed.He got on his bull and Mokuba and Bones got on the horsies. The got away from there. "Wow that was so cool!!"Bones said."Kiaba,I want you to teach me how to be a great fighter like you!!"Bones always wanted to be something or someone else. "Do you also want him to teach you how to be handsome?"Mokuba asked.Bones was sad.He didnt like it when people made fun of his looks. "I need someone to think Im handsome."Bones said."Im certainly not gonna find it here." "Aw,dont start this again!!"Kaiba said."Weve already hooked you up with like the UGLIEST girl in the country and you didnt like her.She was the only one whod ever like you cuz no one likes her." "I thought Tea has a very pretty attitude."Mokuba said.Kaiba was mad that his brother was being so nice."Teas a retard."Bones mumbled."Did you ever notice just how pokey that woman's behind was?She didnt smell too good,niether."Kaiba heard Mais voice from way far behind him.It said,'Your sunglasses broke off into your eyes!!'Kaiba laughed.It made him mad how Kieth wore sunglasses all the time.Even at night.But he knew it was because Kieth had Very ugly eyes.They looked like Kaibas except they were pinpointed.Mokuba laughed as he threw a stick at a bird. "Stop it!!"Kaiba said."If your going to throw a stick at anything,throw it at Mai!!" Mokuba was getting a little irritated with Kaiba and his grudge on Mai.But he wanted Kaiba to not be mad so he just stayed quiet.

"Theres somebody here beihind the bush."Yugi said."And boy,he looks pretty beat up.He has on broken sunglasses.Theres a girl by him.Rex,you should come see this."Rex walked over."What do you see now,another rabid bat?"Yugi pointed at the boy and the girl. "Are you kiddin?Thats Mai."Rex said."And the guy is that Bandit Kieth.We did it!!we found her!!Now to beat up her and Kieth for Bakura." "Doesn't Kieth look pretty much beat up enough?"Weevil asked.No one listened to Weevil because no one ever does. "hey Mai!!Its me Rex Raptor and Im here to get revenge on--" "OH REX!!HELP MMEEEEEEEEEE!!!"Mai screamed.She ran up to him."Uh,well I just wanted to-" "Please help me!!Kieth wont wake up,I cant reach 911 on this cell phone and Im afraid hell die!!" "What happened to him?"Rex asked,as Yugi and Weevil came out of the bush. "Kaiba and Mokuba beat him to a bloody pulp!!I managed to get the glass from the sunglasses out of his eyes but the rest I dont have any first aid stuff for!!" "Whoa!!Kaiba and his little brother did this?"Yugi asked.Mai nodded. "I think I have some band-aids and stuff."Weevil said."Hi Weevil!"Mai said.Weevil didnt like Mai at all. "I know you have some!!"Rex said."You always have all the stuff that nerds carry!!"Wevil grunted but he pulled out a first aid kit. Rex opened it."Wow.Alot of the stuff in here kids nowadays use to get drunk."Weevil ripped it away."Heres gauze,band-aids,medicine,snake venom sucker thingy,needle and thread,bactine,that spray stuff that burns and dog treats."Weevil ate the dog treats. Mai grabbed the gauze and started wrapping up Bandit Kieths horrible injurys after putting medicine on them."That one needs stictches."Yugi said."Maybe Weevil can sew him up!!Thats would be cool!!" Mai put a butterfly bandaid on it."I think we'll do that for now."She said with a desgusted look on her face. Kieth woke up when Weevil started singing."Its working!!"Rex said."Ah!!Whats that horrible sound?"Kieth asked,covering his ears.Then he noticed something."My vision isnt dark--wheres my sunglasses?!"He covered his eyes up with his hands. "They broke."Mai said."I have them right here but they are shattered."Kieth began to sob."Without my sunglasses.everyone can see my ugly eyes!!" "Your eyes arent ugly."Yugi said."Lemme see them!!"Kieth uncovered his eyes for a split second. "Oh...."Yugi said."I would cover my eyes too if they looked like that." "I have some sunglasses."Rex said.He took them out.They were square."No thanx!!"Kieth said."Those are hideous!!" "I Have some."Weevil said."They're the priscription kind,though." "I dont want a headache."Kieth replied. "Well,I have some."Yugi said.He took them out.The lenses were really big(Because Yugis eyes are humongous). "Gosh!!Where did you get those?They're way too big for my eyes!!"Kieth said. "I have to have my sunglasses specially made cuz my eyes are so humongous."Yugi mumled."Oh yeah!!"Kieth said."I keep a spare pair in my pocket." He took them out and wiped the lenses off.He looked at himself."Ah!!My face!!"He said.He put on the sunglasses."What happened?All I remember is that Kaiba guy......" Kieths face grew red hot."I'll kill him!!"He said."I will!!" "Um,does anyone remember why wer'e here?"Weevil asked.Rex slapped his head."Oh yeah!!Mai,we're here to get revenge on you for Bakura because you chested on him." Mai was sad."Oh,tell Bakura Im sorry aboutt that."She said.She really was sorry. "No,you call him."Rex said."Right now." "My cells outta betteries." "Then use Mine." Mai was mad,but she dialed."Hello?"Bakura asked.The TV was blaring in the background. "Could you turn that down?"Mai had to scream.Everyone was watching Mai very intently.Especially Kieth. "Yes.Who is this?"Asked Bakura,turning down the TV. "Its Mai." There was a pause on the other line."What do YOU want?"Bakura asked."I was watching a nature show and YOU had to interupt.I should have known how RUDE you are.Oh,I forgot.I found out a couple of hours ago." Mai ignored the words."Well,I called to say I was sorry." "Apology accepted." "Really?That easily?" "Yes.Like I told you,Im trying to watch TV." Mai hung up."He accepts my apology.Now I have to apologize to Kaiba."Kieth made a little noise at the name. Rex shrugged."Uh....OK.Well,I guess we'll be going now."So Rex and Weevil and Yugi went away.

"Im so tired."Bones said."Im about to drop off this horse to a certain doom."Mokuba looked at the 5 feet distance."Well,did you know some people say they 'turn into a pumpkins' when they get tired?"Mokuba asked.Kaiba rolled his eyes."Well Im tired too.So I going to bed."Kaiba got off the bull."Start gathering sticks for a fire."He said.Bones and Mokuba got down and started looking.Bones picked up 3,and Mokuba got 2."You have to do better than that!!"Kaiba yelled,setting down at least 15 sticks.Bones came back with 7. "Bones,where you were there was alot of sticks!!"Mokuba complained,with 17 stciks."Well,I like these 7 sticks."Bones said.Kaiba swiped them away and threw them in he fire."If only Weevil was here.He has a cigeratte lighter.He could light this." Kaiba got down and rubbed 2 sticks. "Hurry,Seto.Im cold.And hungry."Kaiba got the fire started."Well,there isnt no food." "Yes there is."Bones said."I have a can of food.But I dont know what its called.I cant read very good." He took out a can."Whats it say?"He asked.He gave it to Mokuba."Lets see....."He said.He wasnt a good reader either."It says.....C-ca-ca- v.........."He said."Seto,you read it."He threw the can to Kaiba. "It says Caviar."He said.Bones and Mokuba looked at him,puzzled. "Caviar is fish eggs!!A type of fish eggs that only rich people eat!" Mokuba made a face."Fish eggs?I dont want no fishies growing in MY tummy."He said.Bones shook his head.'Me Either."He said. "You stupid children!!"Kaiba roared,in a horrible mood,They wont grow!!They're cooked!!"He opened the can with a switchblade."Now take some and eat it NOW!!"Mokuba stuck a hand in and pulled out one. "Ew."He said."Its all slimy."He didnt want to eat it.But he did."YUCKY!"He said."Id rather eat candy."He pulled wads of candy out of his pockets. "Why didnt you say you had that?"Bones asked.Him and Mokuba began to eat all the candy.Kaiba ate the Caviar.Bones and Mokuba went to bed with a stomach ache. "I dont want to sleep on this cold ground."Bones said.He curled up in a ball,but was still cold.Kaiba and Mokuba was asleep. He looked out into the woods."Uh.....Kaiba?"He whispered.No answer.He was very scared.He heard a noise and saw movement."gahhhhh....."He said,shivering in fear."Whos there?" A figure leaped out.He was skinny,and gayly dressed with long white hair. "AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!"Bones schreeched."Pegasus!!The killer!!!Help!!"Pagasus grabbed Bones. "HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"Bones screeched.KAiba woke up,but wasnt sure what happened.Pegasus took Bones away.Just then,Kaiba relized what happned.He was about to go after them,but couldent leave Mokuba."Bones?Where are you?"He asked.No answer.He decdied to wake up Mokuba.He flipped up the trenchcoat that he had put on Mokuba to keep him warm.And there was BONES!!He was frozen in fear and mumbling."Bones stop jabbering and tell me what your doing here and what happened to my brother?" "Well."Bones said,"Pegasus got me,then put me in Mokubas bed and he took Mokuba. "Shi*!!"Kaiba shouted."But why'd he put you in this bed?"Bones shrugged.Sometimes Pegasus could be alittle weird. "We gotta get up and go find Mokuba."Kaiba said."Hurry.Get up."Bones got up.He was shivering cold."Its cold."He said.Kaiba looked at the two horses and the bull."Its best we abandone the bull here,and take horses cuz they're faster."He said.Bones nodded.Kaiba got on Mokubas horse. "What did he call this horse again?"Kaiba asked Bones. "Scribbles."Bones said."Scribbles Scribbles Scribbles." Kaiba rolled his eyes."Whatever." "And I called this one Fuzzy.Fuzzy Fuzzy Fuzzy." Kaiba just rode away."Wait!!"Bones said.

"La la lalalalalalalalala!"Mai sang.She was washin' stuff in the pond while Kieth was asleep.I dont know what she was washing."La."She saw movement in a bush."Wonder what that is?"She asked."Maybe a little frog." She went back to her cleaning."Oh!!Gosh,I broke a nail."She said.She went back to cleaning. She heard the noise again,only louder.She gasped."Maybe its a snake coming to get me!!Kieth,wake up!!"Kieth rolled over."Kieth!!Get up!!"She yelled sharply as something came out of the bushes.Kieth didnt budge. When Mai relized it was a man,she screamed even louder."Kieth!!Wake up!!Please!!"The man grabbed Mai just as Kieth woke up.He put his shades on.He could barely see through the darkness of the glasses,but he could make out Mai being taken.But he was so tired he didnt know what to make of it.When he finally came to his senses,he grabbed a switchblade."Put her down,you scronny old baffoon!!"He yelled,charging after the man.But the man was away before Kieth could get to him.Kieth searched the whole area,but couldent find any leads what so ever. "Mai!!"He yelled."Answer if you can hear!!"Nothing answered. "Oh,dam* it!!"He said."Somebody took her!!He could rape her,or kill her,or do something else nasty that I dont want to think about!!But,I have to go look.Where could she be?"Kieth started out to look.

"Maybe they are still in the woods."Bones said."Maybe they havent made it out yet.The guy was Pegasus.He's pretty scronny.He couldent have forced a strong and young kid like Mokuba all the way out of the forest by now." Kaiba nodded.But he was sad,so he didnt say anything."Why are you so sad?"Bones asked."You act like somebody died." "Somebody just might have."Kaiba said,and Bones could tell he was crying."Uh ohhhhh....."He said."Kaiba,Mokuba wouldent let a scronny old ghetto freak like Pegasus kill him!!He probably gave him a shoe to the chin!!" "Yeah....."Kaiba said.He laughed thinking about Mokuba kicking Pegasus in the face with a soccer cleet.Kaiba hated Pegasus cuz he thought he was such a great duelest and how he always acted like a little kid. "Maybe pegasus has a headquarters.A secret headquarters located on a cloud."Bones said.Kaiba rolled his eyes."Not now,Bones."He whined.But Bones continued."And he has flying pig armies that attack anyone that comes near.And real live ghosts that scare people away!!!" Kaiba just brushed Bones aside and rode past him. "There would be a trail if Mokuba still wet his pants."Bones said.Kaiba didnt listen.But there WAS a trail.Of Mokuba's footprints and Pegasus's.Mokuba's kept looking like they were steppinmg on Pegasus's toes. "Look!!"Kaiba said.Bones looked.He loked a little farther down."And look!!Right here a girl's high heeled footprint joins in!!!"He said."nd all they way to that dumb old cave,then it stops." "Bones,you stupid,thats not a cave,its a mountain!!Theyt must have climbed the mountain!!" "And how could a scronny old man get a fighting 8 year old and girl up the mountain?"Kaiba shrugged."I dont know but they did."His eye caught something on the ground.A purple boot."Look!!"He said."This is Mai's boot!!He took Mai!" Bones clapped."Yay!!Right?" Kaiba grunted."I dont care about finding Mai,but I do care about findong Mokuba.I just wish there was a way to ride horses up mountains." "Theres not."Bones said."We have to leave them here.Poor Scribbles,poor Fuzzy.Scribbles Scribbles Scribbles,Fuzzy Fuzzy Fuzzy." Kaiba ignored Bones. Kaiba left The two horses and they started climbing up the mountain.He started hearing screames coming rapidly down the mountain."Whats happening?"Bones asked.But his question was answered when Bandit Kieth rolled in front of him,in a daze. "Looks like he fell!!"Said Kaiba with a smile."Hey Kieth!!Lose your footing?"Kieth adjusted his shades."Shut up."He said."I just got a little suprised when a freakin rattlesnake decided to take a trip up my pants." Kaiba was laughing supremely hard."Are you OK,Boss?"Bones asked.Kieth nodded."yeah,Im fine.But your Friend Seto isnt gonna be once I get through with him."He said.Kaiba stopped."Bring it on,pal!!"He challened.Kieth balled fists. "Wait!!"Bones said."Stop it!!Be nice!!"Kaiba picked up a rock and hurled it at Kieth.Kieth ducked but ran toward Kaiba before Bones grabbed his shirt."Stop it!!Stop it!!"Bones cryed."You guys are being so mean to eachother!!How bout we continue up the hill together,and get Mokuba back?" "What do you mean get Mokuba back?"Kieth asked,calming down a bit. "Pegasus stole him."Bones explained,because Kaiba refused to say a word to Kieth.A light clicked on in Kieth's mind."Right!!He said."That must be what happened to Mai!!"Kaiba was puzzled."Bones,ask ugly over there what exactly happened to Mai?"Kieth gave Kaiba a dirty look."Right here!!"He threatened. Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Explain."Bones said."What happened to her exactly?" "Well,"Kieth said,"I was asleep on the ground.She was claening something,I guess,cuz she was over at the pond.Alls the suddens she screams,'Oh Kieth,my knight in shining armor whos better than Kiaba!!Save me Save me!!' Kaiba rolled his eyes and laughed. "Anyways."Kieth said,I look up,and what should I see but a scronny old Geezer takin my girl.So I hit him a couple o times with my big muscualr arms,But he was concious and takes Mai away.I looked everywhere but didnt find him." Bones knre Kieth was exaggerating about what Mai said and that he hit Pegasus,but he said nothing. "I guess Pegasus did it."He said."But since we're both going the same place,I can stay with you,Bones,but Im not saying a word to ugly guy who thinks hes handsome." Kaiba grunted.

"Bakura,Did you get the call?"Weevil asked.Bakura nodded.He was much happier now."Hey--wheres Kaiba and Mai?I figured they'd come back with yall guys." "Nope."Rex answered."They didnt.We didnt see Kaiba.But we did see Mai.She's with Kieth." Bakura tried not to let that bother him. Suddenly,Yugi's phone rang. "Hold on."He told Bakura,and answered it."Hello?"He said in a calm voice."Yugi Motou speaking." "Its Kaiba."Kaiba said.He sounded mad and gruff. "What is it,Kaiba?"Yugi asked. "Well,"Kaiba said,Pegasus got Mai and Mokuba."Yugi gasped."Really?"He asked. "Yeah."Kaiba said."But thats not the worst bit of it.Remember that selfish dam* guy Mai cheated on Bakura with?" "Yeah." "Well,Bones invited him to help us find Mokuba and Mai.And Kieth is so darn protective over Mai,you can say,'My friend Mai' and he'll go all nuts saying shes his girl and not yours." "Oh."Yugi said."Well,give me more info on where you are-and where they are." Kaiba was heard telling someone to shut the fuc* up. "Well,We're about halfway up a rather small mountain,following a trail of footprints.We had to leave the horses,so we're not that far up." "OK."Yugi said."Do you want us to come?To maybe back you up if Pegasus gets all these guards on you?" "No."Kaiba said."We'll be fine.Dont worry.Tell Bakura about Mai and see if he cares.I know I dont."Kaiba hung up the phone. "Oh."Yugi said."What is it?"Rexie asked."Did Kaiba blow up?" "No."Yugi said."Mokuba and Mai got taken by Pegasus."Bakura wasn't alerted."Finally,the slut got taken away!!What happened to her?Did she die?Did she get raped?"Bakura had a pleasant smile on his face that was really not appropriate for this type of time. "No."Yugi said."She just got taken away.But she might be deadby the time they find her.Just like what happened to Joey and almost Tea." "Why didnt it happen to Tea?"Weevil asked."Fill me in here." "They thought the girl they shot was Tea so they got her."Yugi said."Weevil,get with the times." "I cant help it!!"Weevil said."I was a bum for a short time,remember?And while I was a bum,I was an alchoholic,and addicted to cigerattes!!How am I supposed to remember tiny details like that?" "Tiny details?"Rex asked.Weevil hung his head."Well,once Mai smoked with me."He said."We smoked and smoked and smoked.Then Kaiba came and stopped her from smoking. "She used to smoke?"Bakura asked."Yeah."Said Yugi. "Does he want us to come and back him up?"Rex asked."You know,just in case pegasus trys any of his funny crap?" Yugi shook his head."Nope.He wants us to stay here and hell call if anything screwy happens." "OK."Rex said."Well,Ive been up all night so Im going to bed."So he did.

"My feet are too tired!!"Bones griped."My toes are crying!!They feel all wet!!!" "Thats sweat,you idiot!!"Kaiba said."Oh."Bones replied."But my feet still hurt so can we stop?Plus Ive been hit by three rocks you were aiming for Kieth!!!" "See!!!"Kieth said."Hes a lousy guy as well as a lousy aim!!!"He busted out laughing.Kaiba ignored it.With Bones around,what else could he do?" "Can we go to bed?"Bones asked."I hadnt got any sleep before Mokuba got took."He said. "Yeah and I only got 1 hour of sleep before Mai got taken."Kieth said. "But the longer we wait,the longer Pegasus has to kill and disembowl Mokuba!!"Kaiba said. "What about Mai?"Bones asked."Who cares about her?"Kaiba said. "I care about her,you stupidas* freak!!"Kieth yelled.Kaiba grunted.He didnt like being cussed at.All the grunting he had done tonight made him sound like Oscar the Grouch. "Kieth,Im warning you to drop it or start a fight!!"Kiaba said."No way!!"Keith said."I can fight you!!" "Not here!!!"Bones said."One of us will fall down the mountain!!!" "We dont care,do we Bones?"Keith asked."How bout we push Kaiba down the mountain right here right now and go rescue Mokuba and Mai ourselves.We can tell Mokuba Kaiba doesnt want him anymore!!!" "No!!"Kaiba said."Bones,lets push Keith down and save them!!We'll tell Mai Keith hates her!!!" Bones whipped his head side to side. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"He yelled."NOBODY IS GOING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN!!NO ONE!!OK?WE'RE FINDING MAI AND MOKUBA TOGETHER!!THEN.,ILLHELP YOU PUSH GODZILLA DOWN A HILL!!JUST PLEASE,PLEASE GET ALONG!!!" Bones's face was red wehn he was done. "OK."Kaiba said."But we're not setting up camp.We're continuing on."Keith didnt reply,but you could tell he was pis*ed. "Look.The footsteps go up there."Bones said."To that house!!!"He pointed at a house. "We cant go in there!"Kieth said."Thwere was once a movie about a house on a hill called 'Hill House'!!Terrible things happened in there!!That house is like,really big,plus its on a hill!!!!!" 'You idiot,my house is on a hill!!!"Kaiba said."See demons and ugly monsters live in houses on hill!!!"Keith tryed to prove.Kaiba ignored him. Bones walked up to the door and broguht his hand back to knock. "You idiot!!We dont want him to know we're here!!!"Kaiba said."We'll sneak around back to the backyard and see if theres a way in there!!If theres not,I know how to silently pick locks." "OK."Bones said.He romped to the back fence,but stopped."Look!!"He said,pointing through the fence.Keith and Kaiba came over and looked. There was like 3 big nasty snarling dogs."Eww!!!"Bones said."They drool!!I guess pagasus was smart and decided to guard the back door!!!" Kaiba snapped."Well,lemme go and pick the front lock.You guys stay here so you can warn me if Pegasus comes out the back door." "OK."Bones said.Kaiba silently ran around to the front. 'I hope he gets killed.'Keith mumbled. Suddenly,and alarm went off."RUN!!!"Kaiba yelled.All the dogs cuaght sight of Bones,Keith and Kaiba and started struggling to break throuhg the fence but they werent strong enough. "Pegasus will be out the front door."Keith said."If we can make it through the dogs,we'll have time to get in before Pegasus comes back in." "Right."Bones said. "Climb the freakin fence!!"Kaiba said.He picked up Bones and set him on top.Keith climbed on top of the fence and so did Kaiba. "OK now jump down."Kaiba said.Bones jumped first.A dog went running after him,but the little guy couldent run that fast cuz of his little tiny legs. The dog was gaining on him.So Keith jumped over.A dog started chasing him. Kaiba jumped over.The dog started to chase him,but he was the smart one.With one swift kick to the right spot on its head,the dog fainted. Keith saw,but didnt want to follow an expmple set by Kiaba.He wanted to do it his own way.Bones kiccked at the dog,but it caught his leg i n its mouth. "YEOWCH!!!"He cryes.He balled a fist and smacked the dogs head 3 times.He wasnt very strong,but the dog was dazed and stepped back. Kaiba kicked the dog that was chasing Bones in the head.It hated that,and fainted.Keith was still running from his,trying to envent a way to kill it where it wouldent be like Kaiba's. "We dont have any time to freakin waste!!"Bones said."Kick it in the head!!!" Keith had no excuse,so he did.It fainted.Kasiba threw a rock,breaking the slideing glass doors. He went in.so did bones."Look at all the GI Joe toys he has!!!!"Bones said.He kneeled down on the ground and began to play. "Bones,get up!!!"Kaiba ordered.Bones rose and wiped himself off."But I want to play!!"He said.Kaiba ignoreed him and went to the front door.He locked Pegasus out.But he knew it was a matter of time before Pegasus found a way in,like through the broken glass doors. "Keith,go see if you can find them!!!"Keith didnt budge.Even if it cost Mai's life,he didnt want to lower down a level or two by obeying KAIBAS commands. "Boss,just do it!!"Bones said."Ill go with you!"Keith nodded,so him and Bones went looking.The house had a whole bunch of rooms so it was hard. "Mai!!!"Keith called."Mokuba!!!"Bones said.Kaiba was busy in the room,trying to find a way to block the glass in the sliding door.But he was too late.A really crazy looking geezer was crazily climbing in through the door.He was very crazy looking,for the third time.And boy,was he ugly.A big,jutted jaw,long,white flaxen hair,a gay looking suit,and stupid shoes. "P-Pegasus!!!"Kaiba said.He was scared.but he almost laughed cuz of how GAY pegasus looked."Are you gay,sir?"Kaiba asked,chuckling. "No ones supposed to know about that!!!"Pegasus said."So Ill have to kill you!!!" "Weerent you gonna do that anyway?" "Yes.But thayts not the point.The point is,Im going to kill you.Or just hold you hostage till the freezers ready." "Freezer?" "What?Did I say freezer?" "Yes." "Sorry.I have oltzheimers." Kaiba nodded."It happens."He said."So,why are you going to hold me hostage and not kill me?" "I told you.I have oltzhiemers.I misplaced my guns,my knifes and my candlesticks." Kaiba laughed.But he wasnt looking,and pegasus knocked him out with a spice rack.

Kaiba woke up.He was tied back to back with someone,tightly bound in a rope."What the hel*?"He thought."Hey!!Whos back there?"He asked.Nobody answered.But he felt spikes digging into his hands and looked down.It was Keith.Keith wore silver spikey bracelets,and when there rists were tied the spikes dug in."Keith!"Kaiba said.Keith snapped awake."What?"He asked."I have abhorrible headache.Whats wrong,and--AGH!!!Im all tied up!!And whats worse--Im tied up with YOU!!!"Keith looked up at his hair."Ah!!My nice,clean blonde hair has blood in it!!Oh,thats right.I got knocked out with a paper towl rack." "Well,stupid,did you see Mai and Mokuba?" "Yeah.They were alive.Mais all,'Oh Kieth whos so much better than Kiaba and Bakura save me,oh save me!!"Kaiba elbowed Kieth. "What about Mokuba?" "Oh,Kieth I want my sissy big brother." Kiaba elbowed him again."We have to get out of this." "I can."Keith said."I dont know about YOU.But Im getting out and saving everyone.Too bad YOUR not strong enough." Keith ducked down and tried to slither out of the rope. *Hours later* "Keith,I dont think you can get out like that."Kaiba said,still watching Keith try and try."Who are YOU to tell me what I can and cant do?Pegasus is old!!Old men cant tie or untie knots!!"Keith wiggled again. "Keith,just stop it!!Your digging the rope into my manly chest."Kaiba said."Manly chest?"Keith asked."Your scronny!!" Kaiba would have punched him if they were free. "I give up."Keith said."And Kaiba,I have no choice but to say this.I think were going to have to *Gulp* work together to get out." Kaiba busted out laughing."Work together?Together as in me and you?That is so gay!!Oh wait,I forgot you already are!!" Keith started thrashing."You big fat ugly rat ill kill you!!" The spikes on Kieths bracelets rubbed on the rope and cut it,letting them both out. "WOW!!!"Kaiba said."We;re free!!Mokuba,here I come!!"Kaiba ran out of the room.So did Keith. "SETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"Mokuba cried.He was in terrible shape!!! "Im starved,Seto!!No breakfast or lunch!!But then my big heroic brother comes and saves the day!!Huzzah!!Hazzah!!!" Mokuba squiggled."Stop it please."Mai said.She looked up."KAIBA GET ME OUT OF THIS HEL* HOLE!!"She squealed."Never fear!!Keith is here!!!"Keith said,and slid up to the ropes. He began to untie them."Oh hi kieth."Mai said. "Hi."Kweith said in a cool tone."yeah......"Mai said. "Mai!!When you get out,we can go to the movies,and order pizza,and have lots a fun,and all this." Mai wasnt too thrilled."Yeah,I guess we can."Kaiba grabbeed his switchblade.He began cutting the ropes.Keith bounced him out of the way."Leeme do it!!Its my girlfriend!!!"Kieth began trying to untie the knot."Let Seto do it!!!"Mokuba said."Your pulling the ropes tighter." "Yes you are."Mai said."Now let Kaiba do it." "No."Keith said."I can do it faster,and better."He pulled on the ropes again."Ow!!!"Mokuba said,a little too loudly. "Mokuba be quiet!!"Mai said."Pegasus will come!!!" Kaiba pushed Keith out of the way and began cutting."Hey move!!"Keith said,and he punched Kaiba right in the face. "That was totally uncalled for!!"Mai said."Keith,you apologize." "No way!!"He said,and pulled again.Mokuba started to cry."Ow your hurting me so bad!!"He squealed.I was hurting Mai also,so she applyed a swift kick to Keith's chin.He went flying back into a desk,making a big sound. Kaibatook Keiths place and cut the ropes.When they were cut,Keith got up."What did you do that for?"Keith asked,rubbing his red chin. "Becasue you were making Mokuba cry and you punched Kaiba."Keith was ashamed."Well YOU threw a club at him."Mokuba said,shoving Mai."Im sorry aboiut that."She said,and Mokuba and Mai were friends again. Suddenly,pegasus came in the room. "You got out!!"He said."Oh dear!!"And he grabbed a golf club."Ahhh!!!Runn!!!"MOkuba said,but they couldent.Tehy were cornered."You cant hurt us!!"Keith said."Your just a scronny,old man!!Theres no need to run away.But you do.Run to the store for another package of depends.And while your there,why dont you get me some aftershave!!"Keith busted out laughing. Pegasus took a swing."Look what you did!!"Kaiba said,and he ducked under pagsus's legs.So did everyone else,and they ran into the living room.Bones was sitting in a corner,all curled up. "Come on!!"Kiaba said.He grabbed Bones.Bones followed them. Pegasus was nuts because he didnt like Keith insulting him.Kaiba jumped out the sliding glass doors. Mai and Mokuba thought the dogs were just sleeping."Ah!!"Mokuba said."No way am I going outside with big cute doggies waiting to eat me!!" He tried to run,but saw Pegasus."On the other hand,maybe ill follow you guys."So he did.

Bakura was watching TV.He liked to watch TV.Matter fact,he loved it.Rex and Weevil and Yugi were plating a game,when a newsflash came on. "Hey guys,look!!"Bakura said,pointing at the TV. "This just in:5 induviduals are running from a crazy man noted to be indentefied as Mr.Maximillion Pegasus.They're on Pegasus property,where he keeps many trained dogs.he has a knife,and is believed to be dangerous,but we havent sent any officials up because.....we're too scared.The 5 running have been identified as Seto Kaiba,Mokuba Kaiba,Bones ???,Bandit Keith,and Mai Valentine.We'll keep you updated on this story,as we are just looking for sometthing to say.FOX 4 will keep you 4 warned." "You have it on channel four!"Weevil complained."Now we dont know whats really happening!!" "Yes we do!!"Rex said."That was real footage.And Bakura,Mais in trouble!!"Rex said the last part in a teasing sort of way. "Shut up."Bakura said."I cant help.Im too scared to go all the way up there with a crazy man,and several snarling barking freakin dogs." "I'm not!!"Yugi said."Im going.So bye!!" Rex grabbed Yugi's jacket."We have to rescue Mai!!"He said."That means we have to make a BIG entrance.That always empresses the ladys,even if they are ugly ladys." "Who cares about big entrances at times like these?"Weevil snapped."We need to go rescue a damsel in destress.A very annoying damsel in distress." "Im through with ladys."Bakura said.He was still mad.He was SO mad. Yugi slapped Bakura on the back of the head."Fine!!Stay here,and see what happens to YOU.Come on guys."They started to walk out."But Guys,shouldent we stay here and brush up on the info?I mean,by the time yall get there,they might be already dead.Hows abouts we just sit here and watch what happens for a while,and then go?Kaiba can take care of things himself pretty good." Rex,Yugi and Weevil knew Bakura was trying to get them to take the chickens way out.But,they also knew he was right.So they stayed.

"I think we lost him!!"Bones said.They were behind alot of trees in the woods behind Pegasus house.(Funny how most stuff in this story took place in this one woods,huh?)"I think your wrong!!"Keith snarled."I bet hes waiting for us,and as soon as we come out,he'll attack with a knife.And hell attack the smallest ones first,because they;re too scared to fight back." "Thats not true!!"Kaiba said."Keith,do us all a favor and shut your ugly face!!Your just scaring people!!" "Kaiba,watch the name calling please."Mai said.Keith looked smug."But Keith,your also wrong.Your scaring Me,Mokuba and Bones and its horrible.You should be ashamed.Look,youve got Bones shaking in his shoes."Bones was shaking all over. "And also,I think Mokuba put up quite a fight when pegasus kidnapped him.Pegauss has probly a very damaged groin after his encounter with Mokuba." Mokuba looked proud.Keith did not.He was mad.Hed been slapped,kicked,yelled at and insulted by Mai,every since hed saved her. "I hear someone coming!!"Kaiba said."Everybody be quiet." Silent tears ran down Bones's face."Its OK Bones."Mai said."We'll get outta this."But Bones was still scared.Mokuba was even getting scared."Seto,is he gonna kill me?"He asked.Kaiba shrugged. "Yes,Mokuba!!"Keith said."Hes going to disembowl your body,wrap it up in a tortilla and--" Mai smacked Keith in the face."Shut up right now!!"She said."Kaiba told you all to be quiet,and everybody except poor Bones has been running they're mouths!!"Everyone shut up.But then,Pegasus shoved his big,ugly face into the scene.He shoved a knife,aimed at Mai,into the soil.It stabbed into her skirt.Kainba grabbed the knife and threw it aside as they escaped.Keith was mad.He was hoping Kaiba would have ripped off Mais skirt. They kept running and running.Bones was getting tired and slowing down."Ah!!Help me!!"He said when Pegasus went in on him.Pegasus shoved Bones to the ground and aimed the k\nife at his chest. "Bones still has my baseball cards."Mokuba thought."If he gets stabbed,Ill never get them back!!"Mokuba jumped out in front of the knife.Kaiba was horrified.He was dumbfounded,scared stiff.He couldent move. It all happened so fast.Mokuba jumped out in front of the kinfe.was about to be stabbed,but something landed on Pegasus.It knocked him to the ground and started ripping off his face.Tearing off every feature.Skin peices flew through the air."Cool!!"Keith said."You can see the bones!!"Mai slapped Keith again. "What is that?"Kaiba asked."Its big and scary!!" "I know what it is!!"Mokuba said.He was very happy."Its mr rogers!!" "I thought he was a kindly old man?"Mai asked."A childrens teacher?" "Not him!!"MOkuba saud."Once,Me and Rex found a baby wolf!!We raised it and named it Mr Rogers,but it ran away in the forest!!I guess he saw pegasus as something to eat!!" They all watched as the animal ate Pegasus alive. "Whoa."Bones said.He was hystericcly crying from his close encounter with death.He fainted. Mokuba was just suprised. "I was supposed to be the one to save the day!!"Keith said."Me!!Me!!But a stupid wolf did!!" Kaiba stayed silent.He didnt really understand all this.The crazy guy,the wolf,everything. All the sudden,Keith shoved him into a tree. "And this is for cutting the rope,when it was my big chance!!"Keith said."Ill kill you!!" Kaiba wasnt scared,but suprised.Wouldent you be if a big,ugly man shoved his face in yours? Mokuba and Mai grabbed Keith off of Kaiba. "Help me out here!!"Keith said to Mai."He stole my big break!!"Mai stomped on Keiths face with her high heels. "What are you doing?"He asked. "Im dumping you!!"She said."Dumping you in the dirt!!" "Why?"Keith asked,dumbfounded. "For the same reason I did the first time!!Your ugly!!"She kicked dirt on Keith.Then she went and helped Kaiba up.Kaiba wasnt mad at her anymore. "Lets all go back to Kaibas house."Mai said.Kaiba was still amazed.Bones woke up."That was the most scary thing......"He said."I think I was better off not knowing you guys." Mokuba helped Bones up."Gimme my cards!!"Mokuba said.Bones handed them over. "My limited edition holographic '98 season baseball cards!!All in one peice!" Kaiba was sad he hadnt taught Mokuba the lesson of greed earlier."Well,Im outta here!!"Keith said."For good!!Mai,you dont know what your missing!!" "Of course I know what Im missing!!!!!Your smelly apartment and drinking problem!!"She threw a coke can at Keith,and he ran away.

"hey look!!"Bakura said."The police found Pegasus clothes all bloody,and his bones everywhere.They said the 5 people--pur friends--got away!!" Rex was happy.Weevil was happy.Yugi was happy.Everyone was happy.But Yugi was sad cuz he wanted Tea to be there.But no one liked Tea.So she wasnt there.Everyone was even more suprised when Kaiba waltzed through the door.He was filthy!!Immediantly,servants walked over and beagan dusting him off.He just stood with his arms out,letting them do it.They led him and Mokuba up to a shower. Mai came in,followed by Mokuba and Bones.Bakura's face went sour."Wheres Keith?"He asked,in a mad tone."Dumped him."Mai answered."For me?"Bakura asked,getting his hopes up. "No.For Kaiba."She said.Everyone was suprised."Kaiba?He doesnt like girls!!I mean,he doesnt like boys,hes just not interested in women."Rex said."Oh yeah?"Mai asked."Explain this!!"She threw Kaibas wallet to Rex(Dont ask me why she had it).Bones started playing with trucks. Rex opened the wallet,where he saw a movie ticket."Its just a movie ticket."He said in a practical voice.Mai ripped the movie ticket out(It was for SPIRIT:Stallion of the Cimarron),and saw the pic of Mai in the c-thru dress."Oh......"He said,and looke din the money section.There was only 300 dollers in there!! "Hey!!Kaiba usually keeps about 10 thousand in here!!What happened to the rest?"Mai took the money out of her bra."Oh."Rex said."Here.Want some?"Mai asked."I think Ill pass."Rex said."I have my own money." "So.....how did Pegasus die?"Wevil asked."Welll....."Mai began. "No!!L:et me tell the story!!"Bones said."OK."Mai replied. "Well,A big wolfie named Mr Rogers came out and killed him!!" Everyone was astounded.Rex looked at his watch.Mokuba had just came our from the shower,with a wet head. "Wheres your big brother?"Rex asked."Hes in his room."Mokuba said.Rex nodded."Ill go ask him if he likes Mai,the mophead."He said,so loud everyone could hear,including Mai.Mai decided to follow him. Rex knocked on the door when they go up to the floor.No answer.He opened it.The radio was on 106.1 KISS FM,and "Without me" bye Eminem was playing.But Kaiba was sprawled out across his bed,in a pajamas."He looks so cute asleep!!"Mai said.Rex hit her in the face. "Well,now what are we supposed to do?"Rex asked."I cant ask him if he likes you.Hes asleep." Mai covered him up with a blanket.She helped him get right position on the bed. "Now,dont you get in bed with him!!"Rex taunted.Mai threw a golf club at him,and Kiaba sprung awake."Whats going on?"He asked.He looked from Rex to Mai. "Why are you in my room?"He looked at the radio."I musta dozed off.Thats not hard to believe becasue im so......*Snore*.....tired.But i wanna sleep on the couch with you.....*snore*....guys........." Kaiba was asleep.Rex woke him up,and he layed down on the living room couch and went right back."Seto is sleeping!!Seto is sleeping!!"Mokuba said."Shut up now!!"Yugi said."You dont wanna wake Kaiba up,of all people." Kaiba snored."yes,gimmie a large order of fries and a Big Mac....."He said in his sleep. Everyone stared."Im going up to my room."Bakura said."See yall."He went up the stairs."Im goin home!!"Yugi said,and ran out the door."Im staying another night."Bones said."Me too."Rex added."Me three."Mai chimed in. Kaiba tossed on the couch. "Well,are you ready to go to bed?"Rex asked Mai."IM NOT!!"Bones and Mokuba said. Mokuba rustled Kaiba."Seto,do I hafta go to bed?"Mokuba asked. "Yes you do now go or ill deduct your allowence....."Kaiba said in a sleepy voice.Mokuba whined and him and Bones went up the stairs. Rex decided to watch a movie.He loved the movie Shrek,so he put it in and started watching. "This is a baby movie."Mai said.Rex shook his head. "Look.He has The Land Before Time."Mai said.'You can watch this."But Rex was absorbed in Shrek. The green Ogre was taking his mud bath.Kaiba fell off the couch with a huge bang. "Ow."He said."Thats gonna hurt in the morning......."He sat on the couch and tried to get asleep.But he couldent.He was too interested in what was playing on TV.He grabbed the remote,sat in between Rex and Mai and turned up the volume. "I thought you were going to sleep?"Rex said.Kaiba just watched.And watched.He put some socks on cuz his feet were cold.But then he watched some more.Suddenly,a hamster ball with a hamster inside rolled past. Mai picked it up."Theres a note inside."She read it. 'Help Help!!Seto is keeping us prisoner in our room!!Help Help!!S.O.S!!!!'It was scribbled in Mokuba's baby handwriting.Mai showed Kaiba the note.He picked up the hamster ball and put a note of his own in.It said, 'GO TO BED OR ILL TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!'Kaiba heard Mokuba go up the stairs. He started watching TV again.all the way until...... Rex and Mai was asleep.he was tired.But he couldent sleep.The dog was raising hel* outside.The clock was ticking too loud.His mouse was squeaking.The cat was meowing.The horse was neighing.the neighbor was yelling.the servants were cooking.Mokuba was yelling,everything was making noise.(PLus Rex's snoring). "Yahhhhh...."Kaiba said.he turned the channel.It was....Maisy the mouse.Mokuba liked this show.A hamster ball rolled down.Kaiba read the note.It said,'We want to watch Maisy the mouse'.Kaiba just threw the hamster ball aside.He watched Maisy the mouse. Then,Rolie Poley Olie came on.He watched that too.But then he decided he was hingrey.He went to make him a sandwich.But he had a problem.Which came first?The tomatoes,or the lettace? He decided to wake up mai because women always knew these type of things. He shook her awake. "What do you want,dam* it!!"She said."Oh.Hi Kaiba.What do you want at this horrible hour?" "Well,I wanted to make a sandwich,but i didnt know which comes first,the tomatoes or the lettace.I already put the ketchup and mustard on......" "Kaiba,you dont put ketchup and mustard on a sandwich.You do that on a hamburger." Kaiba was sad."But I just wanted to make a good sandwich to eat......"He made a very pitiful face. "OK,Ill help you make a sandwich."Mai said.So the got up and went into the kitchen. Kaiba poured himself some tea,but dumped it all over himself. "Oh...."He said.He didnt like doin things in the kitchen,because he didnt know how.Mai gave him a paper towel and made them both a sandwich.Ahe also made one for rex.The y sat on the couch and she out the sandwich on Rex's lap.He woke up and started eating it.A hamster ball rolled down.The note inside said,'We want a snadwich to eat up'.Kaiba payed no attention to the hamster ball.Bones pretened to fall down the stairs.He started to pretend cry. "WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"He said."I hurt my head and my tummy hurts cuz im hungrey!!!Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" Mai picked him up."Your not even supposed to be by the stairs!!"She said.She heard mokuba run back up to the room.She decided to give bones some of her sandwich.She gave him half ang he sat on the couch to eat it. "Nice try!!"Kaiba said."Go back to the room and share that with Mokuba."Bones slunk up the stairs,whining the whole way. Rex was watching everybody like they were evil criminals.suddenly,Mokuba's chinchilla ran by.It had a note taped to its neck.the note said,'Let us come down or we will suck your brains out'. Mai picked up the chinchilla."Oh how cute!!!"She said and she petted it."That thing smells!!"Kaiba said."And im allergic!!"He started to sneeze.Mai had to put the chinchilla down on the floor.She heard Mokuba get it and run back up to the room.Kaiba put a blanket over himself.He didnt want to share the blanket with anybody. "Im thirsty now."He said."Cuz I spilled the tea all over me!!"he went in the kitchen and got three cokes. He gave one to Rex and one to Mai and one to himself.He wished he didnt have company so he could have more.But he didnt get more.He decided to call the weather guy on the phone.He liked to hear him talk for no reason. He pushed the buttons,but hit a wrong number. "Hello?What do you want?"Said a very tired voice. "Uhhhhh....is your refridgerator running?"Kaiba asked.He didnt know what else to say. "NO!!"The lady snapped."Well you better get it fixed."Kaiba said,and he hung up.

"Did you just make a prank phone call?"Mai asked.Kaiba nodded."On accident."She grabbed it."Well listen to this."She said.She called somebody. "Hello?Are you unhappy with your mother?Does she have a bag face,or frog eyes?Well we can get you a brand new mom!!" The person hung up.Kaiba laughed.He dialed a number."I love you,you love me,we tied barney to a tree with a stab in the bag and a shot in the head,now that purple thing is dead!!!"He sang into the phone,and hung up.They made several other calls that night.But finally,Mai thought she should ask The big question.Rex was listening to everything. "Uh,Kaiba,is there any.....certain person you like?" "Of course.My little brother,Jay Leno,Jennifer Anniston,many.Why?" Mai slapped her head."Thats not what a meant at all.I meant,do you have feelings for any certain person or persons?" "Yes.I have mad feelings for Bandit Keith and Pegasus." "Urgh....not that type of feeling!"Rex laughed.He was being entertained. "Whats so funny?"Kaiba asked.Rex shrugged."Well,what shes trying to ask you is....do you like her?" "Of course.Like a friend." "No,no.The other like." "Ummmm.....like a BEST friend?" "No no no.....she means-" "Lets just drop the subject!"Mai said."How about we go outside?Thats always fun!!" "Yeah!!"Rex said."I can see the fishies." Kaiba was still puzzled about what they had been trying to say. Rex and Mai walked ahead."Whats his problem?Do you think he really knows what I mean?"Mai asked. "No!!"Rex said."Hes totally new to this whole thing!!!" Kaiba caught up."Hi!!!"He said."I realize what you were trying to say,and my answer is yes!I do like the way you make sandwiches!!!"He ran outside.Mai was very frustrated. "Argh!!"She said."Could there be anyone more STUPID in this intire world?" She stomped outside.Rex followed,and went straight to the fishies.Kaiba was looking up at the moon. "Isnt it funny how it hurts your eyes to look at the sun,but not at the moon?I mean,the moonlight is just reflection of the sunlight!!" "Yeah....."Mai said.Rex gave the fishies some food. "Be careful!!Those fishes will bite your hands off!!!"Kaiba said."It happened to the servant named Billy....."He said. "Ew."Mai said.Mokuba ran outside. "This yard is empty without a dog."He sang,and ran back inside. "What do you think he was implieing?"Rex asked."he wants a dog."Mai said."Like Spotty,who ran away."No way!!"Rex said.My nuts are still sore!!! Mai didnt wanna hear that. "What happened to Weevil?"Kaiba asked."Wasnt he in the house just a little while ago?" "Yeah."Mai said."He said he had to go." Rex laughed."This fish is eating the dead fishes' eyes out." "Ew Rex!!"Mai said."Shut up!!"Rex was sad.Kaiba poked the dead fish with a stick."Its dead."He said."We might could throw it over the fence."He picked it up with his bare hands,and hurled it over the fence. Mokuba ran back out."Boy,this yard looks so plain without a dog.And Seto,you forgot to take me to my friends birthday party!!!"Mokuba stamped a foot."You owe me big!!And until you get me a dog,ill never talk to you again!!!" Mokuba ran inside."But I dont want a dog!!"Kaiba complained."They bark all night,do nasty things on the lawn,and billions of other things that I just hate." "You have to get him a dog."Mai said."Its not his fault Spotty got away.And he is right--you did forget to take him to his friends party."Do I have to?"Kaiba sighed.Mai nodded. "Now?"Mai nodded again."Oh,Ill go!!!"Rex said."I want to look at the animals!!!" "Well,lemme wake up the driver."Kaiba said.Mai grabbed his phone."We can just walk to the petstore.Besides--Its kinda late to have him drive you anywhere.Its like 4:00 AM." Kaiba sighed."Alright."He opened the gate and let them out.The walked down the street,but they heard feet after them."Wait!!"Bones called."Wait for me!!I wanna go to the puppy dogs store." Kaiba didnt want him to come."No."He said."Go back home.Your young and need your sleep,and--" But Mai had already picked him up and was walking away with Rex.Kaiba saw a big rat."How about we take that and go home?"He asked."Do you want your brother to get rabies?"Mai asked.Kaiba shook his head,and they walked till they got to the Humane Society. Kaiba walked to the desk."We'd like to look at the dogs please."He said."And make it snappy." The guy opened the door to the dogs.As soon as everyone walked in,The dogs started to bark. "These dogs are all so big."Kaiba said."Dont you have something-- smaller?Like a puppy or small dog or something?" The guy showed them a scruffy looking mutt."Hes pretty cute!!"Mai said.She started to pet him. "More along the lines of,show dogs?Pedigrees?"The man sighed.He led them to a different room. Inside there was all kinds of dogs,but these were cleaner.They kept them in bigger cages and gave them better food. "Why do you take better care of these dogs?"Rex asked."Yeah,its terrible."Bones said.He petted a dalmation puppt through the bars."Can you get this one out?"He asked.The guy got it out,and Bones played with it. "What kind of dog is this?"Kaiba asked.It was a fuzzy white dog.Its tail curled up over its back,and it had blue eyes.It was small because it was a puppy. Kaiba saw it was a boy."That....."The guy said."Wait.Lemme go ask."And he ran out. "Aw,Its so cute!!"Mai said.She petted it through the glass.She opened the cage,and took it out. "Look how clean they keep THESE dogs."Mai said.Its ears were clean and everything.But Kaiba felt sorry for the dogs that were kept dirty. "Very few people can afford that one."Rex said.He pointed at the tag.600 dollers. "600 bucks for an animal?"Kaiba asked."Why is that?" The guy came in."Because its a pedigree,its parents were show dogs and its a rare breed." "What breed is that?"Rex asked. "Its called a Akita."The guy said.Kaiba still couldent believe the price he wanted for a dog. "So,will you take this one?"Bones put the Dalmation back in its cage. "Uh......"Kaiba said."Bones,do you think Mokuba will like this?" Bones hugged it."Of course!!" "OK."Kiaba said,handing it to the guy."Give it shots."He payed the man for the dog and shots,and sat down in a chair to wait. "Thats a cute dog!!"Mai said."Mokuba will love it!!!"But Kaiba didnt like dogs.He didnt like it at all. When the guy came back with the dog,Kaiba put it on a leash.He lead it outside. "Its so cold out here."Mai said,shivering.Kaiba picked up the dog and gave it to her to hold."This will make you warmer.Besides,Im getting tired of walking it." She picked it up.Rex decided to kind of trail behind so that maybe they could start some chemistry. He pretended to pick up a bottle."What do you think he will name it?"Mai asked,glancing back at Rex.He made motions with his hands,until Mai realized what he wanted them to do. She walked closer to Kaiba."Ummmmm....something to do with the snow?"Mai could tell Kaiba noticed but just wasnt saying anything. "Well,how big do you think it will get?"She got closer."I dont know."Kaiba said."And-" Mai cut him off."I really think this dog is handsome.Just like some other boys around here."Kaiba was so nervous,he tripped over his own foot.He fell to the ground.Mai was close to him,so she fell to.The dog yelped and ran to Rex.He picked it up.Rex helped Mai and KAiba stand.Mai was so embarrased she ran the rest of the way to Kaiba's house. "What was that about?"Kaiba asked."She was really close to me.I didnt like that...........at all......." Rex didnt know what to say.He decided to make up a phony story so maybe Kaiba would take pity on Mai."Well......yesterday,she got a call.Her Great Grandmother died,who she was really close to.So,shes been kinda sad lately." Kaiba felt like a total jerk."I feel horrible!!!"He said."Just terrible!!I was so distant.If only she'd told me about her mother I wouldent have acted this way........" Rex shrugged."Its not your fault if you dont like girls to touch you." Kaiba shuddered."What if.....if.....people start to think that Im.....Im....gay." Rex laughed."Some already do." Kaiba didnt like that."Well,Id better say Im sorry for.....acting that way when her Great Grandmother died."He picked up Mokuba's dog and ran toward the house,Rex and Bones close behind.Kaiba opened the door.Mai was on the couch,watching TV. "Listen,Mai,Im sorry I was so jerky when your relative passed away."Kaiba said.He handed her Mokubas dog.Mai was puzzled."None of my relatives died."She thought.But she looked over at Rex,giving her a signal it was a sceme. "Oh,yeah."She said."Never mind it." Kiaba nodded."Mokuba!!!We have a suprise!!" Mokuba ran down the stairs."Look!!!"Bones said."Doggie!"Mokuba sang.He ran and grabbed it from Mai.He hugged it."Thank you Seto!!"He said.But Mokubas chinchilla didnt look at all happy about the dog. Kaiba started to sneeze."Get that Chinchilla away from me!!"He commanded.Bone sgrabbed it and took it up to mokubas room,while Mokuba played with his new dog. "What are you going to name the new dog?"Mai asked.Mokuba didnt know."Well,its a white dog."Rex said."Think of things that are white." "Cottage cheese is white."Kaiba said."Name him 'The Big Cheese'."Kaiba started to laugh,but everyone ignored him. "Uhhhhhhhhh....snow is white."Mai said."Name him,Cold Snow." "Thats stupid."Mokuba said. "I know!!!"Rex said."Teeth are white.Well,most of them are.Name him,Flouride." "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"Mokuba said. "You could name him Frosty!!"Said a strange homless man that was outside. "What are you doing?"Kaiba asked."Well,I was looking for some hamburgers.All I found was an old,stinky dead fish."The man ran away. "I like Frosty."Bones said."Frosty Frosty Frosty." "Why do you always have to say things 3 times??"Kaiba asked."Well,I used to not be able to talk right.I like the way my voice sounds.Sounds sounds sounds."Bones ran into the kitchen.From the kitchen,Mai heard him say,'apple apple apple'. "I like Frosty too."Mokuba said.Everyone looked at him,expecting him to say,'frosty frosty frosty'. "Im not like that retard."Mokuba said,and he took Frosty the dog up to his room. "See?They like Frosty."Mai said.She also liked Frosty.Everyone liked Frosty.Frosty Frosty Frosty." "Soooooooooooooooo.........Its almost morning."Rex said."That means Saturaday morning cartoons !!"Rex turned on the TV and started to watch Sailor Moon. "This show is so idiotic."Kiaba said."If she really used that dumb Luna Pin,the cat would die of extreme levels of radiation." Mai nodded that Kaiba was right,but Rex wasnt paying attention.Bones came out of the kitchen with an apple. He was eating it."Oh,Sailor Moon."He said,and started watching it. "I thought you didnt like cartoons cuz Keith made you watch them all the time?"Mai asked.But Bones didnt answer. "I wonder what became of Keith anyway?"Mai said.Nobody knew.Now on to part two.