It was dinner and Harry was late because he had to take a shower to get the muck he had been covered in from head to foot in Potions class.
Harry was innocently walking down the corridors headed for the Great Hall when ALL OF THE SUDDEN!
A dog jumped out in front of him.
It was a brown dog with floppy ears and…a sock of its head?
Harry just looked at it.
The dog crossed it eyes and started to sing and dance.
"Holly Molly Lolly come dance with me tonight!
Shake your butt! Hut! Hut!
Billy Milly Jilly come dance with me tonight!
Not to hard! Bard! Bard!
Old man Jacob owned a house.
It was cursed by a gigantic louse.
Da da da daaaaaa!"
Then the dog disappeared.
Harry just started at where the dog had stood a few moments before.
Yes it was an odd day.
A vary odd day.

THE END?


I felt like writing something weird. Not necessarily funny just weird. I was in a vary weird mood when I wrote this.
I might make another chapter of weird ness if I get enough reviews.

~Nobodysbitch