La, la, la, laaaaa! Another chapter for your reading enjoyment!
Harry was a little freaked out by what had just happened.
But he was hungry so he continued to walk to the Great Hall.
Then he heard a banging noise coming from the door to his right.
He opened the door; the sight that met his eyes will haunt him to the end of his days.
He saw a girl and two boys doing naughty things with leather.
Harry's eyes grew wide and he slammed the door.
He started to run when someone ran up the hall screaming.
"What is it?" Harry said.
The person stopped. "Your Harry Potter! Can I have your autograph?"
Harry signed a piece of perchment.
Then the person resumed their screaming, and ran down the hall.
Harry started to walk, quickly, the other way when someone jumped out in front of him making him fall on his butt.
A cheerleader stood in front of him, smiling like a fool.
"A cheerleader!" He said, narrowing his eyes. "Pure Evil!"
"Hello!" She said, making Harry flinch in fear. "My! Name! Is! Betty! Gimmie a B! Gimmie an E! Gimmie a T! Gimmie another T! Gimmie a Y! What does that spell?" She asked Harry when she was done signing out the letters with her arms.
"Um, Betty?" He said slowly backing away.
"BETTY! Wooooo! Yaaaaa! Yaaaaaaaay!" She started to do back flips, and splits while cheering for herself.
Harry started to run the other way.
"Must…Escape…. Evil…. Is…. Afoot!" He said out of breath from running five feet away from the cheerleader. (Man he's out of shape!)
He looked to see if the cheerleader was still there. (What do you think Sherlock?)
She was gone!
He stood rooted to the spot.
Then the sock-dog came back.
*Insert gasping sound here*
The dog crossed his eyes and started to sing again.
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
That's amoré!
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine,
That's amoré!
Cuz you're everywhere to me
When I close my eyes it's you I see
So don't debate
A player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway!"
And the dog, once again, disappeared.
Harry just stared.
Yes, it was definitely a vary odd day.
THE END?
MWA HA HA HAAAA! Yet another chapter of insaneness and quierd stuff! Hope you like! Please review! And if you've never heard of some of those lyrics that the dog sang then you need to listen to more music! The first two verses everyone knows. The next two are by someone whose name I forgot, but want to know, so I can get her CD. The next two are by U2, one of the best bands out there! The last three are by The Offspring.
~Nobodysbitch
Disclaimer: *Points to me and speaks like she's taking to a two-year-old* this is my plot. *Points to J.K.R. still taking like she's explaining something to a two-year-old* these are her characters. *Says in baby voice* Okie Dokie? I think daddy's home from worky Jerky! *Points to a strange man holding a blood-crusted knife*
Harry was a little freaked out by what had just happened.
But he was hungry so he continued to walk to the Great Hall.
Then he heard a banging noise coming from the door to his right.
He opened the door; the sight that met his eyes will haunt him to the end of his days.
He saw a girl and two boys doing naughty things with leather.
Harry's eyes grew wide and he slammed the door.
He started to run when someone ran up the hall screaming.
"What is it?" Harry said.
The person stopped. "Your Harry Potter! Can I have your autograph?"
Harry signed a piece of perchment.
Then the person resumed their screaming, and ran down the hall.
Harry started to walk, quickly, the other way when someone jumped out in front of him making him fall on his butt.
A cheerleader stood in front of him, smiling like a fool.
"A cheerleader!" He said, narrowing his eyes. "Pure Evil!"
"Hello!" She said, making Harry flinch in fear. "My! Name! Is! Betty! Gimmie a B! Gimmie an E! Gimmie a T! Gimmie another T! Gimmie a Y! What does that spell?" She asked Harry when she was done signing out the letters with her arms.
"Um, Betty?" He said slowly backing away.
"BETTY! Wooooo! Yaaaaa! Yaaaaaaaay!" She started to do back flips, and splits while cheering for herself.
Harry started to run the other way.
"Must…Escape…. Evil…. Is…. Afoot!" He said out of breath from running five feet away from the cheerleader. (Man he's out of shape!)
He looked to see if the cheerleader was still there. (What do you think Sherlock?)
She was gone!
He stood rooted to the spot.
Then the sock-dog came back.
*Insert gasping sound here*
The dog crossed his eyes and started to sing again.
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
That's amoré!
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine,
That's amoré!
Cuz you're everywhere to me
When I close my eyes it's you I see
So don't debate
A player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway!"
And the dog, once again, disappeared.
Harry just stared.
Yes, it was definitely a vary odd day.
THE END?
MWA HA HA HAAAA! Yet another chapter of insaneness and quierd stuff! Hope you like! Please review! And if you've never heard of some of those lyrics that the dog sang then you need to listen to more music! The first two verses everyone knows. The next two are by someone whose name I forgot, but want to know, so I can get her CD. The next two are by U2, one of the best bands out there! The last three are by The Offspring.
~Nobodysbitch
Disclaimer: *Points to me and speaks like she's taking to a two-year-old* this is my plot. *Points to J.K.R. still taking like she's explaining something to a two-year-old* these are her characters. *Says in baby voice* Okie Dokie? I think daddy's home from worky Jerky! *Points to a strange man holding a blood-crusted knife*