Hello again! I was up late and thought I'd update so I wrote this really fast! And a note to the last chapter, there actually was no lyrics from U2. There was, but I took them out and forgot that I had…so…my bad. Now I hope this one is a little funnier, enjoy!
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Harry was getting very freaked out.
He looked around to see where he was, as he is quite confuzzled right now.
So he slowly started to walk down the hall…slowly…. looking around to make sure there are no freaks about…slowly…looking behind shoulder…and KABAM!
He's hit in the side of the head and falls to the floor!
He looks up to see…Seamus!
His eyes were mad and he was drooling.
Seamus then raised a baseball bat in the air again and…missed Harry by an inch!
As he…ya know…moved about an inch so he wouldn't get hit….
Harry stood up and grabbed the bat away from him.
It was quite easy.
Seamus just stood there.
Then it hit Harry…. Seamus was possessed by a DEMON!
*Insert dramatic music here*
Seamus fell to the floor.
"Noooooo!" Harry screams. "It's a terribly cheesy horror movie!"
*Insert more dramatic music*
Then it got dark outside and the rain was pouring, the wind was blowing, and the lightning was flashing!
"No!" Harry said, looking out the window. "The scenery is already setting up! I must put a stop to this!"
Harry started to sneak around all James-Bond-like, humming his own theme song.
He stopped outside the Great Hall, debating with himself if he should go in or not.
"Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No! Yes! Yes No! No! No! Yes! Yes! No! Yes! No! No! Yes! Yes! Yes! Noooooo! Yessssss!
He nodded his head and pushed open the door.
Nobody was there.
Harry took one step and the whole place let off a loud echo.
*ECHO…Echo…. echo…echo….*
He stopped in his tacks and took off his shoes.
He walked, in his socks, up to the Gryffindor table.
So he got up on the table and started to jump up and down.
Is he going insane?
I think yes!
Harry started to break dance!
*Shudder*
"Harry!" A voice yelled at him from Behind.
He looked to see who it was.
There, standing in front of him, was Hermione.
"Harry!" She said again, looking repulsed. "Would you stop that!"
"I can't!" Harry said, continuing to dance. "It's the only way to stop this!"
She looked at him.
"And what exactly is 'This'?"
"This!" He said. "This terribly cheesy horror movie!"
"Oh, I forgot about that…go ahead then."
Harry danced into the night.
The sun was rising and falling and…duh…days were passing.
Hermione just watched Harry brake dance.
Then…about…like…ten days later…Harry stopped.
"Done." He said sitting down next to Hermione.
They ate breakfast and all was well….
THE END?
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Ok…That wasn't very funny…. whatever…. I'm not into this story anymore…so I doubt I'll update anymore…maybe in… like… a year…
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary.
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Harry was getting very freaked out.
He looked around to see where he was, as he is quite confuzzled right now.
So he slowly started to walk down the hall…slowly…. looking around to make sure there are no freaks about…slowly…looking behind shoulder…and KABAM!
He's hit in the side of the head and falls to the floor!
He looks up to see…Seamus!
His eyes were mad and he was drooling.
Seamus then raised a baseball bat in the air again and…missed Harry by an inch!
As he…ya know…moved about an inch so he wouldn't get hit….
Harry stood up and grabbed the bat away from him.
It was quite easy.
Seamus just stood there.
Then it hit Harry…. Seamus was possessed by a DEMON!
*Insert dramatic music here*
Seamus fell to the floor.
"Noooooo!" Harry screams. "It's a terribly cheesy horror movie!"
*Insert more dramatic music*
Then it got dark outside and the rain was pouring, the wind was blowing, and the lightning was flashing!
"No!" Harry said, looking out the window. "The scenery is already setting up! I must put a stop to this!"
Harry started to sneak around all James-Bond-like, humming his own theme song.
He stopped outside the Great Hall, debating with himself if he should go in or not.
"Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No! Yes! Yes No! No! No! Yes! Yes! No! Yes! No! No! Yes! Yes! Yes! Noooooo! Yessssss!
He nodded his head and pushed open the door.
Nobody was there.
Harry took one step and the whole place let off a loud echo.
*ECHO…Echo…. echo…echo….*
He stopped in his tacks and took off his shoes.
He walked, in his socks, up to the Gryffindor table.
So he got up on the table and started to jump up and down.
Is he going insane?
I think yes!
Harry started to break dance!
*Shudder*
"Harry!" A voice yelled at him from Behind.
He looked to see who it was.
There, standing in front of him, was Hermione.
"Harry!" She said again, looking repulsed. "Would you stop that!"
"I can't!" Harry said, continuing to dance. "It's the only way to stop this!"
She looked at him.
"And what exactly is 'This'?"
"This!" He said. "This terribly cheesy horror movie!"
"Oh, I forgot about that…go ahead then."
Harry danced into the night.
The sun was rising and falling and…duh…days were passing.
Hermione just watched Harry brake dance.
Then…about…like…ten days later…Harry stopped.
"Done." He said sitting down next to Hermione.
They ate breakfast and all was well….
THE END?
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Ok…That wasn't very funny…. whatever…. I'm not into this story anymore…so I doubt I'll update anymore…maybe in… like… a year…
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary.