Author's Notes: OK. This is part 3B. These are the warnings for part 3B. Pay attention cause I don't want anyone gripping that they didn't know what would happen. This chapter contains: elements of Chloe/Lex, elements of Clark/Lex, slight slash, naughty words, naughty actions and general adult stuff. If you think any of this may both you, maybe you should skip this one. The NEXT Chapter will go back to good ole C/C fun, though they will deal with the consequences of their actions in part 4. And while I'm giving this chapter an NC17 rating to be safe, the next chapter will be NC17 cause of the level of naughtiness Clark and Chloe get into. This whole chapter has a slightly different feel, but I needed Lex there for stuff that happens later in the fic. Anyway, hope you enjoy and if you don't, hope you come back for the next part which will be more C/C.

Also, sorry about the wait but my computer DIED a week ago. I won't get the new one for another 10 days, so I will be trying to write on the old, slow one that enables me to get online, but I have to go out of town for the new computer. Hopefully the next part won't be too long in coming.

"Know what we should do?" Lex heard Chloe slur slightly as she said it and wondered what gem of wisdom was about to escape her. "We should play a game!"

Closing his eyes, Lex took a deep, calming breath and pondered once again what he was thinking when he invited Chloe and Clark to his home.

"A game would be fun, wouldn't it?" she asked. Even though Lex didn't know her well, he realized that now that her brain had switched onto this new track, it was not going to switch again anytime soon. Lex had discovered that earlier with her insistence that they take a tour of the castle. He refused at first, not really wanting to bother and not particularly thrilled with having a budding young reporter explore his home. However after she asked for the twelfth time in as many minutes, he relented. It now appeared that he was going to be playing a game. At least if he agreed early on, he wouldn't have to continue to hear the tipsy teen repeat herself until he was ready to scream.

"It's not a sleepover if you don't play a game," Chloe continued on with her newest topic.

The sleepover was another of Lex's brilliant plans. Not that he would ever actually call it a sleepover aloud. It was something born out of necessity when he realized that perhaps the first drinks he had served Clark and Chloe, while fine for his "adult" friends, may have been a tad too strong for non-drinkers. Clark, who could hold his liquor better due to his size, had simply called home and asked if he could stay over. After reminding his parents that it was a weekend and he had completed all his chores, they grudgingly agreed. In actuality, Lex was pretty sure that "they" had not agreed. More than likely he had been speaking to Mrs. Kent, because Lex didn't see Jonathan Kent agreeing that easily, if at all.

Getting permission for Chloe to stay had been somewhat trickier. Fortunately, Lex was both an excellent negotiator and a masterful bullshit artist. He had simply told Gabe, after polite small talk and assuring himself that Chloe was not in the room to screw up his story, that Chloe had fallen asleep after dinner. With Chloe having just gotten out of the hospital, Gabe was of course worried for her health, but Lex assured him that she was sleeping comfortably in a guest room and it probably wouldn't be wise to wake her until morning. After all, sleep would help her to recover. He then added a smooth, "unless you think otherwise." Although still hesitant, the older man saw the logic in Lex's thinking. Mr. Sullivan's last thought on how to tactfully extradite his daughter from Lex's home was a comment about not wanting to inconvenience Lex. Lex replied, " It's no inconvenience really. This house is so big, she could be here a week and I probably wouldn't notice." The conversation was ended with a few more pleasantries and Lex's assurance that if anything were to happen he'd call Gabe immediately. He also added that he would have his driver bring Chloe home first thing in the morning, if that was acceptable. Which, of course, it was.

He had gone through all that trouble to ensure…well, to ensure that there weren't any shotgun-toting papas showing up on his doorstep. Not to mention small-town police officers who likely wouldn't think it was right to have intoxicated minors at his home simply because one of the minors had suggested the drinking… Well, regardless of his reasoning, Lex had gone through a lot of difficulties to guarantee that neither the teens nor himself would end up in trouble. And for all his trouble, he got to play games with high schoolers. Joy.

Tuning back into the conversation, or more accurately Chloe's babbling since no one was actually responding, Lex realized she was still going on about this game she wanted to play. Lex, being a grab the bulls by the horns kind of guy, charged right in. "And what game should we play?"

Chloe answered very seriously, "A drinking game. We should definitely play a drinking game."

"Said the fifteen year old lush," Clark teased from his reclined position in the chair beside her.

Without missing a beat, Chloe smacked Clark with a pillow upside the head, replying, "Three drinks does not a lush make. Anyway, I don't see you making suggestions." Lex could swear that particular tone normally involved her sticking out her tongue, but somehow she restrained herself. He took another sip of his drink as the two continued their "discussion".

"Naked Twister?"

Lex almost had an embarrassing moment as he choked on his drink, fighting not to spray expensive liquor out of his nose at Clark's comment. Lex's brain was instantly filled with all sorts of "accidental" gropes that could be gotten away with while trying to get "right hand red". He could just see it now, "Sorry, Clark, you were dangling right over where I needed to be." Though he knew it would be bad, wrong, and illegal on several levels, his mind did a quick inventory of the castle, wondering if a twister game could be found.

"Try again. You've already seen me in that scrap of red that Luthor there calls a bikini, that's as good as it gets Buster." Chloe snarked back, and this time, Lex thought he did catch her sticking out her tongue.

"Please," Clark huffed. "I've seen you in less…" Clark stopped himself before he finished the sentence, eyes glancing over quickly to gauge Lex's reaction.

Lex feigned ignorance, pretending not to hear the juicy tidbit of information Clark had just let slip. Looking quickly at Chloe's expression, which clearly read "Clark, shut up!" Lex took another sip of his drink, before setting the tumbler down on the table beside him.

"You want to play a drinking game, Chloe? How about the game 'I've never'?" Lex asked with a smirk. It was a fabulous way for Lex to gain information on the extent of his friends' involvement with each other, all under the guise of a friendly game. Though he realized he'd probably be drinking more than either teen, since this game was based of life experience and all, he also knew he'd be the one making the drinks and could pour accordingly.

"Ooo, how's that game played?" Chloe inquired, swinging her legs over the side of the couch to dangle in Lex's direction as she asked.

"It's really very simple," Lex responded, rising to move over to the couch, beside where Chloe sat and facing the chair Clark was in. Chloe, quickly turned back to face him, bringing her legs up now to sit Indian style on his expensive leather couch. Good thing she was barefoot. "Each person makes a statement about something they've never done. If any of the other players have done it, they drink." Taking in the blank stares of his friends for a moment, he continued. "For example, if I were to say 'I've never had blonde hair' Chloe, you would have to drink since you do have blonde hair. Understand?"

"Yep. Okay, let's play! Any other rules?" Chloe asked enthusiastically, bouncing lightly on Lex's couch. Lex was very glad Chloe had changed out of that bikini and into a set of pajamas some relative had given Lex a few years back. They were nice pajamas. Monogrammed blue satin, with long sleeves and buttons up the front. If Lex slept any way other than nude, he most certainly would have worn them. As it was, they were something convenient and comfortable for Chloe to wear so she wouldn't have to complain about how uncomfortable her blouse and skirt combo was. Clark had put his jeans back on, along with his flannel shirt, though he had forgone the undershirt. He also hadn't buttoned the flannel up all the way, so right now Lex was looking at a good three inches more chest than Clark normally showed. It was distracting to say the least.

"Lex?" He heard Chloe ask again and realized he had drifted off for a second.

Pulling his gaze away from Clark's chest, he answered her previous question. "Only other rules are, you can say you've never even if you have done something, but then you have to drink, too. Most people will only do that if they have a really interesting fact about one of the other players in the game. Other than that, I make the drinks, and if I feel either of you have had too much, we quit playing. Also, should I hand you a bottle of water at any point, you must stop drinking your alcohol and drink water for a bit to even out your system. Understand?"

"Yep," Chloe replied with another bounce. Clark nodded his agreement, prompting Lex to get up and pour new drinks for all of them. He switched to something with lower alcohol content and a milder flavor. Returning to his guests, Lex handed them both their drinks before settling on the couch to Chloe's left.

"Okay, me first!" Chloe said anxiously. "We'll go clockwise so it'll be me, Clark and then you, Lex." Looking down into the contents of her glass, she glanced up at Lex. "This isn't the same stuff. What are we drinking?"

"Vodka sour. It tastes like lemonade and Vodka is not as hard to handle as other liquors. Your turn," he prompted, trying to get this game moving.

"Oh. All right, I've never kissed a girl."

Both boys rolled their eyes and took a drink.

Clark's reply was similar with "I've never kissed a boy."

Of course neither Clark nor Chloe had expected Lex to drink at that. He could tell by their wide-eyed expressions. Well, if something like him kissing another man was going to cause that reaction, he could hardly wait till they got to the more interesting questions.

"I've never kissed Clark," Lex turned to Chloe and watched as she and Clark shared a glance before she took a sip of her drink.

"I've never…uh, I've never touched a girl's breast. Like another girl's that wasn't mine," she stumbled a bit over her question, then looked up to see both men drinking again.

"I've never touched…um, a naked girl's breast," Clark looked up, watching as Lex drank before looking at Chloe.

"What?" she asked. "Mine count?" Clark just shot her a look and Chloe grudgingly drank.

"I've never touched Chloe's breast," Lex countered and watched as both teens drank and then looked at him expectantly.

"Well?" Chloe asked.

Lex was slightly confused with the stares they were both giving him. "It's you turn, Chloe."

"No way!" Clark interrupted. "You so have to drink, Lex. You touched Chloe's breast earlier today, in case you've forgotten."

That was not a happy sounding Clark, Lex decided. "I was straightening her swimsuit. That shouldn't count," Lex argued, more to make sure Clark believed the swimsuit lie than to avoid drinking.

"Regardless, you're fingers touched nipple and that means you drink, Mister." Chloe retorted with an unladylike snort.

"Fine. But it was accidental," He added once again, in hopes of getting that scowl to leave Clark's face.

After Lex took his drink, Chloe continued with the game. "I've never touched a naked penis. And if my breast counts, then both your penises count to!"

Lex had to fight back a laugh at Chloe's indignant tone as both he and Clark took a drink.

"I've never touched another guy's penis, naked or not."

Like Lex didn't see that one coming from the boy to his left. He noted with interest, as he took his drink, that Chloe was drinking too. Now to get down to the good stuff between these two. "I've never touched Clark's penis."

Lex smiled to himself as Chloe blushed red and took a drink. Now he was getting somewhere.

"I've never had sex." Chloe looked smugly at Lex. As Lex took his drink, he realized that at least now he had some idea of what Clark and Chloe had and hadn't done. Something that included touching over the clothes, but hadn't led to sex.

"I've never had sex with more than one person."

"You haven't had sex at all," Lex commented as he took a drink in response to Clark's question. "I've never fooled around in a barn," Lex said smugly, watching the confused looks on his friends' faces. With a sigh he added, "Anything more than a kiss. Fondling, groping, touching, caressing, licking, sucking…"

"I think we get the picture, Lex," Clark said, cheeks lightly flushed as he lifted his glass. Just as Lex suspected, Chloe lifted hers too.

"Lex, truth or dare?" Chloe asked, jumping right from one game to another.

"I thought we were playing 'I've never'," Lex commented, eyebrow raised as he took a sip of his drink. Honestly, truth or dare would probably be more conducive to his quest. He could just come right out and ask, "You're not dating, but you're obviously fooling around. I'd think you were in it for the sex, but you're both virgins, so what the hell is going on?" Though he'd probably try a slightly more tactful approach.

"How many men have you had sex with?" the blonde blurted out.

Well, it was nice to know that they were no longer going to be holding back on those questions they really wanted to ask. "Don't you have to ask truth or dare?" Lex questioned, having a vague memory that the game was not played quite the way Chloe was choosing to play it.

"C'mon Lex, answer the question," Chloe's voice had a hint of a whine combined with barely contained enthusiasm.

Lex sighed deeply, trying to think of the most tactful way to answer this question. "I see that you're assuming I have had sex with a man." Chloe simply nodded her head happily and leaned forward awaiting his answer. "To tell the truth, I never really counted."

"Ballpark?" Chloe asked.

Lex smirked at the young girl, taking another sip of his drink. "Definitely less than a ballpark," he answered slyly.

"But more than a baseball team?" He heard Clark chime in. Looking over, he noticed Clark was leaning forward as well, the expression on his face openly curious and almost…intrigued? Something Lex would most assuredly have to pay more attention to in the future.

"Perhaps just the infield players. I doubt it's been an entire team worth," Lex said with a smirk. Between the looks he was getting from his two guests, Lex could only guess as to how many questions he was about to be barraged with. He decided to take matters into his own hands, continuing the game before either had a chance to open their mouths. "Clark, truth or dare?"

Clark thought it over for a moment, some emotion Lex couldn't quite describe flitting across his features, before saying, "Truth."

"I want to know," he drawled smoothly, "the exact nature of your relationship with our friend Miss Sullivan." Lex's hand quickly shot up to halt Clark's comment, and Lex reminded him, "Please remember that the two of you have revealed some interesting facts in the previous game, so if you say that you're just friends, then you've been holding out on me, Clark. I know that I, as your friend, have never made out in the barn with you or touched your penis." Lex brought his glass to his lips and took a slow sip; his gaze locked with Clark's as he did.

Clark had the decency to flush bright red. Tearing away from Lex's stare, Clark took a deep breath and began trying to explain. "We are friends, but I guess we're not just friends."

As Clark paused again, Lex realized that this was a difficult subject for the teen, and decided not to push. Of course, Lex had figured that much out on his own. At least he now had confirmation that the two weren't dating in secret. He didn't like the idea that his friend was holding out on him. Leaning back, he waited for Clark to continue.

"A few weeks ago, Chloe and I decided that maybe we could…you see, neither of us really…we're both kinda inexperienced when it comes to, well, stuff pertaining to…sex stuff. " He let out another long breath, before plowing ahead. "Since we're best friends and really comfortable with each other, and y'know, she's a girl and I'm a guy…"

"You thought you could…"Lex carefully tried to avoid the phrase 'use each other', "explore with each other?"

"Yeah," Clark replied, an interesting combination of relieved and embarrassed. "But no one else knows, Lex. Just you," he continued.

"And," Chloe interjected, "we'd really like to keep it that way." She glanced at Clark who gave her a brief nod, before both eyes turned back to Lex.

Lex absorbed this information. He really hadn't expected this out of Clark. Sure, he had many friends who either had been or had their own fuck buddies, he just somehow expected more out of Clark. He also knew that with these two and their level of experience, or lack thereof, and Chloe's romantic feelings towards Clark, things would definitely end badly. Should he tell them, or let them make their own mistakes and learn the hard way? Unfortunately, Lex realized that even if he told them things would end badly, the chances that they would listen to him were slim. In matters of the heart, it seemed first-hand experience was the only way that people could learn. Better to simply be supportive and wait for the eventual fallout.

"I had no intention of telling anyone anything. Whatever is between you two is just that, between you two. But let me just add, since I do already know, my door is always open for any problems, or questions that may arise." There. Hopefully that was reassuring enough so that if either of them had a problem, they knew they could come to him, before things got out of hand. "Though I do have to say, even without the game, I knew something was going on. I caught you groping and kissing Chloe earlier. You really need to be more careful if you don't want everyone figuring you out."

"You saw that?" Chloe asked. Lex was far too polite to say shrieked, but really that would have been closer to the sound the came from the blonde. At Lex's nod, her eyes narrowed. "Is that why you fondled me? Some weird kind of payback?"

"Not at all," Lex replied lightly. "I was merely trying to see if the breast touching was something you allowed all your friends to do, or if Clark was special. Your response was enough to show me that, in the future, your breasts are off limits. It has been duly noted." Lex was teasing her, fighting back a laugh as he realized he needed a refill on his fifth drink. Fortunately, both teens seemed to realize this as he looked around and saw everyone was fighting a case of the giggles. Standing, he took Clark and Chloe's empty glasses along with his own over to the bar for a refill.

"I believe we were in the middle of a new game," he remarked as he poured Vodka sour into the teens' glasses and Bourbon into his own. "Doesn't this make it Clark's turn to ask something?" Lex took Clark's armchair seat since the teen had decided to move himself closer to Chloe and was now on the couch.

"Lex, truth or dare?" Clark asked as he took his new drink from his friend.

"Truth," Lex responded, figuring Clark's question would probably not be very daring though there was the distinct possibility his dare would be something disgusting.

"What's it like to…um, to have…?"

"Sex?" Lex filled in.

"With a guy," Clark finished. He had somehow managed the question without his normal blush and his gaze hadn't faltered yet. His blue-green eyes locked with Lex's, intent and determined.

"Wow. Okay, I really wasn't expecting that question." Lex ran a hand over his head, something he really only did when flustered. Clark had managed to fluster him with his question. Will wonders never cease?

How the hell did one explain gay sex to a virgin?

"Well, it's a lot like having sex with a woman. The basics at least. It's just a lot tighter, hotter somehow. You can also be a bit more forceful if you're with someone who's used to it, because men are typically bigger and stronger than a woman would physically be." Lex had a feeling he wasn't explaining this well. Especially not to a person with no point of reference for sex in general. "Does that answer at all?" he asked, looking over at Clark questioningly.

"Sort of. But what about…well…" Clark stumbled over his words, obviously uncomfortable, but still curious.

"Receiving," Chloe filled in. "What does it feel like for the other person?" Lex noticed Chloe had learned forward in her seat, just as curious about this as Clark, if not more so.

Lex took a deep breath, furrowing his brow as he thought about it. He had never really tried to put the sensations into words, and honestly, it had been a while since he had the experience. Living in Smallville didn't really afford him much opportunity for bringing men home. Not that there really were any men in Smallville he'd bring home. He looked up when the couch squeaked beside him as Clark shifted. Well, maybe one, his brain amended.

"It's…it's different. Again, the word tight comes to mind. It hurts a bit at first, but then…then everything begins to feel amazing." Lex let his mind drift into his memories, searching for the right way to describe the sensations. "It's best when you're with someone who knows what they're doing. Someone who can prep you well and manages to hit your prostrate just right. Then you just feel really full and you get so incredibly hard and…"

Lex stopped his little dissertation on gay sex when he heard a noise coming from Chloe that he couldn't quite identify. Both teens were shifting slightly on the couch. Chloe's bottom lip was caught between her teeth, and Clark had a death grip on the arm of the sofa. Lex had a feeling he may have gone too far. So much for getting lost in the moment. Clearing his throat and giving his head a little shake, he decided instead to go for distraction. "Chloe, truth or dare?"

Chloe took a moment to readjust herself in her seat, moving from her previous Indian style position, to sit with her knees pressed tightly together. Lex noticed the way she squeezed her thighs together and guessed that her shifting was due more to arousal than any discomfort she may have been feeling because of the conversation.

"Truth," she answered, her voice husky. She was leaning towards Clark who had also shifted in his seat, moving closing to her.

He watched the motion and decided he may as well give as good as he got. Clark and Chloe weren't holding any punches with their questions about his sex life, he wasn't going to hold back either. "Who do you think about when you masturbate?"

He almost expected Clark to step in and save Chloe's delicate sensibilities with one of his outraged cries of "Lex!", but instead, the teen simply leaned a bit closer, anxious to hear Chloe's response.

Chloe smiled nervously, took a rather large sip of her drink, followed by a second, and then looked up at the two. She shifted again, drawing her knees up to her chest and biting her lip before giggling nervously.

"Are you going to answer?" Lex asked, amused by her reaction.

"Well, I just…I mean…I don't think about anyone in particular. I mean…I think about different people." Chloe took yet another drink, leaning her head down on her knees to hide her face.

"Like who?" Clark prodded, nudging her gentle with his shoulder.

She muttered a reply that Lex thought was "I don't know" but he couldn't tell for sure because her head was still buried.

"Anyone in this room?" Lex asked, trying to move the conversation along and get to the good stuff.

He saw Chloe's head nod and felt a smile spread across his face. That wasn't all that unexpected. If she was fooling around in the Kent barn, then of course she'd fantasize about the boy. "Who?" he asked for verbal confirmation.

Her response was so mumbled, that he had no idea what she actually said. "What was that? I couldn't hear." Lex wondered if she could hear the smile in his voice.

She lifted her head from her knees and locked eyes with Lex. "I said, both of you. I think about how soft your bald-head would feel rubbing across my body, and I think about Clark loosing control and neither one of us stopping things when they get interesting. Happy?"

Lex's eyes widened momentarily in surprise before a smile spread across his face. "Yes, actually, I am. In these fantasizes, where exactly am I rubbing with my head?" Lex teased, ducking as Chloe threw a pillow at him.

Clark, for his part, simply sat in a daze beside Chloe, eyes never leaving her as she turned to him. "Truth or dare, Clark?" Chloe asked, leaning in close to him. So close, that Lex was sure Clark could feel her breath across his lips when she spoke.

"Dare," Clark's tongue darted out to lick across his lips as he said it. Chloe angled herself closer. She was practically leaning across his lap as she whispered across his lips, "I dare you to kiss Lex Luthor." Dipping her finger into her drink, she ran it over Clark's lips before adding, "Make it good, because I'm aching to see it."

Lex blinked in shock as Chloe took the finger that had been running over Clark's lips into her mouth, sucking it in deeply before pulling it slowly out. Who ever would have guessed that Chloe Sullivan was a seductress? Perhaps maybe more of a tease. Either way, Lex was making sure these two had separate rooms tonight. Sending Chloe home "in the family way" was sure not to win him points with either set of parents, who he was sure would not approve of their teens co-habitating under his roof.

And suddenly Clark was kneeling in front of him, looking at him rather shyly. Oh! Lex's brain took that moment to remind him that Chloe had wanted to see them kiss. He had assumed Clark would say no and that would be that. Now Clark was sitting before him, waiting for him to do something. Waiting for Lex to kiss him. He knew there was a reason he liked Chloe.

"Umm," Clark began, looking up at Lex expectantly. "You don't have to if you don't want to."

If Clark hadn't leaned in closer, his eyes locked on Lex's lips when he said that, Lex might have thought Clark was trying to back out. As it was, Lex reached his hand out to lightly stroke across Clark's cheek. Clark leaned into the touch, closing his eyes and Lex stifled a groan. Slowly, Lex brought his lips down to touch Clark's, simply resting against them for a moment. He felt Clark's mouth move beneath his, pressing closer and Lex quickly increased the pressure. Not knowing exactly how much he could get away with, Lex decided to live a bit of his own personal fantasy. His tongue flicked out to lick across the seam of Clark's lips. His mouth opened for Lex slightly and suddenly their tongues were touching, Clark still a bit hesitant, but actively participating in the kiss.

Lex took control, pulling out every trick he knew, teasing at Clark's mouth and tongue with his own, pressing as close to him as possible without leaving his chair. He felt Clark's hand caressing the back of his skull, fingertips lightly grazing the surface, and Lex had to moan. He pulled away from Clark, ending the kiss with a gentle peck on the lips before sitting back in his seat. He grabbed the pillow Chloe had thrown at him earlier and casually sat it in his lap. No use in advertising the effect that had on him.

"Wow." It was said quietly, but Lex heard it in stereo since both teens said it together. In a way it stroked his ego, knowing that a simple kiss could impress them that much. Although 'stroked' was not a word he needed running through his head at the moment. He readjusted the pillow in his lap and finished off his drink. He contemplated another, but that would mean standing up and walking to the bar, something he wasn't ready to do just yet.

"That was…I mean…Wow. That was incredibly hot!" Chloe gushed, practically crawling into Clark's lap as he took his seat on the couch again. "Can I do it, too?" It was amazing that she could manage to sound like a five-year-old on Christmas morning while asking about kissing. Lex saw Clark shrug slightly and lean towards Chloe, but he was stopped by her hand on his chest. "No, I meant kiss Lex. I can kiss you anytime," she stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Pulling her onto his lap, Clark leaned her over his arm and kissed her thoroughly. Or at least tried to. Lex could only imagine how hard it would be to kiss a satin-clad girl giggling and squirming all over your lap the way Chloe was. He released her shortly, the kiss really more theatrical than passionate, then had to grab for her again as the slick texture of her clothing almost made her slide off his lap and onto the floor. Very carefully, he lifted her into the seat beside him, her legs still draped over his lap.

"I believe it's my turn again in this little game. Truth or dare, Lex?" Clark asked with a twinkle in his eye.

There was a challenge in Clark's eyes that Lex couldn't pass up. Maybe he was simply imagining it, or maybe it was something that he just really wished was there. Regardless, Lex found himself saying, "Dare."

Clark looked a bit surprised by Lex's response, making Lex want to quickly change his mind, but it was too late. He could see the wheels turning in Clark's head, and knew that his sweet, innocent, farm-boy best friend was going to come up with something...interesting.

"Show us porn."

Lex coughed for a second and then decided, erection or not, he was getting up to get another drink. He shook his head as he filled his glass, trying to get whatever had fallen loose in his brain back into place. He could swear that Clark had just asked him to show porn in his house. Clearly Clark thought it would be possible for the three of them to watch porn together without Lex pouncing on his two guests. He didn't think Clark and Chloe were at a point in their life where a threesome was a good idea. Of course, they could pounce on each other. Though Lex did have voyeuristic tendencies, this was one case where he didn't think he'd simply be able to watch and enjoy. It was so rare finding two such beautiful people he could be simultaneously naked with.

And now Clark was suggesting them watching porn together, believing nothing would happen if they did. Ah, to be young and naïve again. Lex filled his glass again, was this his seventh?, and grabbed two bottles of water. He filled Clark and Chloe's drinks one last time and brought both the drinks and the water bottles over to the group. Placing the water bottles on the table, he handed the teens their final drink of the evening and then sat down to nurse his drink. When he looked up from the amber liquid in his glass, he found two pairs of eyes looking back at him. He raised his eyebrows at them, drawling out "Yes?"

"Well?" Clark asked anxiously. "Are you going to show us?" Chloe had scooted closer to Clark, her ass pressed up against his thighs, legs still in his lap, toes kneading at the couch in excitement. Well, he assumed it was excitement. It also could have been the position of Clark's grasping hands on her thighs. He wasn't even sure if Clark realized what he was doing.

Bringing his drink away from his lips, he regarded his friends, eagerly awaiting a positive response from him. He was almost tempted to give them a warning. Something like "I will not be responsible for my actions after viewing porn with the two of you." However, he thought, at this point, that even that wouldn't stop them. Deciding not to say anything at all, he grabbed the remote and flipped on the Spice channel. If it was porn they wanted, it was porn they were going to get.

As the picture filled the big screen, Lex saw that they were at the beginning of a scene. Probably fortunate, since he doubted either teen had ever seen porn before. If they would have started in the middle, when the hard pounding action was going on, he was sure it would have blown both their minds. As it was, they were watching a bleached blonde woman with extremely large, fake breasts, gyrate around topless in a thong. Her routine led her over to a rather beefed up, dark haired guy and suddenly, she was squatting over him, continuing to gyrate as she did.

Lex glanced away from the screen and saw that Chloe was now chewing on one of her fingers. Clark's hand was still somewhere in her lap, though from this angle, Lex couldn't tell where, exactly. Lex could tell that something on the screen had changed when he saw Chloe's eyes go wide. She looked like something out of a cartoon as she stared at the television. As Lex turned back to watch, he realized why.

"Boobs" was now down on her knees in front of "Buff", whose pants had already been unzipped and whose cock was out and being stroked by the large-chested blonde.

He glanced back to his friends on the couch and held back a laugh. Chloe had a look of shock and horror on her face, her hand that had previously been in her mouth now having sneaked up to half cover her eyes. Clark, on the other hand, was watching with an intense interest and hungry look. With one hand still somewhere in Chloe's lap, his other was sneaking up his own thigh, so high up now that it was almost to his hip.

"Boobs" was really into it now, working the cock in her mouth like the pro that she was. She scattered kisses all up and down the length, licking up and down to avoid friction as she began stroking the base. Then she dove right in, practically inhaling the thing as her lips touched her still stroking hand.

Ah, the memories. Damn, how long had it been she since he had done, or experienced, that? Too long if he couldn't remember. He looked over at Clark again, wondering if there would be any objections to him walking over to where Clark sat and just unzipping him? Real life porn has to be better than watching it right? He had a sneaking feeling the idea wouldn't go over too well.

"Oh my…" he looked up and saw Chloe now had both hands up on her face, trying not to cover her eyes, but failing miserably. It was like she was watching a car accident, not waiting to look and yet still compelled to do so. "Buff" was now in perfect pounding position. "Boobs" had her legs up at an almost unnatural angle giving a clear view of all she had to offer. "Okay, I think that's…OFF! Turn it off!"

Laughing, Lex clicked the TV off just as "Buff" made his first thrust. Looking over, he saw Chloe had buried her head in Clark's shoulder. Clark had removed his hand from her lap and was absently rubbing her leg in a manner that was a combination of soothing and erotic. His other hand was lightly grasping his erection. Lex wondered if Clark even realized he was doing that. When Clark's eyes looked up into Lex's, the older man gave a small little nod to Clark's crotch, causing Clark to flush and quickly pull his hand away.

"So, not exactly what you expected, I take it?" Lex asked calmly even though he too was trying his best not to let the effects of the movie, hell, the evening in general, be obvious to his guests.

Clark looked up at him and hesitantly answered, "Umm…I, uh, was actually thinking something more along the lines of Playboy, or…something. Maybe a bit more two dimensional than…"

"Stereo surround sound and crotch on a seventy-two inch screen?" Chloe added, lifted her head so she was no longer hiding, but still leaning against Clark. "Maybe a bit more warning in the future?"

Lex smirked at her, "Next time I show half-drunk, under-aged kids porn in my house, I'll be sure to give adequate warning." He really hadn't thought Clark was referring to anything as tame as Playboy. When Lex thought "porn", Playboy didn't even make his list. Playboy was reading material with good pictures and humorous jokes. It definitely wasn't porn, at least not to a true porn aficionado. Of course Clark had no porn experience, so perhaps to him Playboy would be considered as such. It was a rather moot point now.

"You realize that if I wasn't dared to show you porn, this little mix up never would have happen. And it now occurs to me that it is my turn in this little game. Chloe, truth or dare? And take into account the last truth question you received from me when making your decision."

"Dare," the somewhat intoxicated girl replied, challenge gleaming playfully in her eyes. It was so nice when people did exactly what Lex wanted them to.

"It occurs to me," Lex began with a smile, "that you have gotten off pretty easy in this little game. A game that you began, I might add. Not quite fair now is it?"

Chloe's eyes narrowed as she looked at him with suspicion. "What's the dare?" She had shifted her position so she was now sitting upright, her legs in front of her, facing Lex.

The part of Lex's brain that wasn't currently enjoying the effects of superior quality bourbon was trying to tell him not to say his next words. Not only was what he thinking a bad idea, he wasn't sure if his friend Clark would love the idea or strangle him for it. The sober part of him was also questioning his motives. Unfortunately, more of his brain was intoxicated than sober so intoxication won.

"I dare you to do a strip tease for our good friend Clark and myself," Lex said with his most charming smile. His sober brain reminded him to check Clark's reaction to his dare and it happily noted that Clark was smiling encouragingly. As if there was any doubt about the teen wanting to see a little flesh.

"There is no way I'm going to dance around butt-naked for you two. Sorry, Luthor. No go," Chloe had her arms crossed over her chest defensively, shaking her head at him.

"Not butt-naked," he replied evenly. "You can take off whatever you feel comfortable with. I mean, that shirt alone is big enough to be a dress. You are wearing something under those pj's, aren't you?"

"C'mon, Chloe," Clark cajoled. "We've seen you in less. That bikini alone was smaller than just about anything you could be wearing under your clothes." He poked her lightly in the ribs, making her squeak out a sound that was a combination of laughter and annoyance.

"Don't poke!" She swatted at his hands and he tried his best to continue poking, finally forcing her to stand up to escape his questing fingers. From her stance in front of them she continued her diatribe. "You may have seen me in that bikini but a) it was not like I choose to be in it. I didn't really have a choice. And 2) I wasn't dancing around in it for your viewing pleasure."

"Yes, but we would have like it better if you were," Clark said right before bursting out into, kid you not, giggles. It was very odd for Lex to see such a big, burly man-child giggling so much that he actually feel over on the couch holding his sides. Clark was more drunk than he had let on. No more drinking for these two tonight unless they were drinking from Ty-Nant bottles.

"You really think I should do some kind of misogynistic, female exploding…no, exploiting," she corrected herself, "sex dance for the two of you?"

Lex looked over at Clark, who had righted himself and was now looking back at him. Their eyes made contact and they both shrugged, answering simultaneously, "Yes."

Chloe sighed, throwing her arms…well, her arm and her cast, into the air before looking back at them. "Okay," she replied simply, as if she hadn't been arguing vehemently against it just a moment before. Walking over to the entertainment center, she squealed in delight as she found an appropriate CD. She turned back to the boys saying, "I need to go get some stuff. Stay here," much like you would to a small child, before she left the room.

Lex was beginning to wonder what she was up to or if she even knew where she was going. His concerns were justified a minute later when he heard a clatter followed by, "Shoot. I'm okay. Be right there," from his hallway. Lex could only guess as to what she was doing and what she had possibly broken while doing it.

The door crashed open after another minute, Chloe grabbed at it quickly, trying not to giggle as she did. She was now wearing even more clothing than she had on originally, having donned one of Lex's long dress coats, though only her good arm was through the sleeve, and a hat. He didn't even know where the hat had come from, since he didn't recall owning any. It wouldn't really surprise him though. There was so much stuff in his house, he could believe a hat had made its way in at some point.

"You realize that you just put on more clothing?" Lex asked with a raised eyebrow as Chloe fiddled with his CD player.

"Yup."

"You know you're supposed to be taking stuff off, right Chlo?" Clark asked, sounding almost concerned that maybe she had misunderstood what she was supposed to be doing.

"Hold you cows, farm boy," she replied, bursting into another round of giggles at her apparent wit.

As she hit the play button on the stereo, Lex suddenly understood her choice of wardrobe. The song "You Can Leave Your Hat On" slowly began filling the room. There was more giggling than dancing as the song got underway. Giggling and swaying hips, which somehow worked together when Chloe did it.

As the lyrics started, Chloe followed each, almost as though they were instructions. As Tom Jones sang about taking off her jacket, Chloe did just that. Thrusting it open with a theatrical style Lex didn't quite expect. She even did it "real slow" as Mr. Jones requested, letting her hands skim her breasts as she pulled it off and dropped it behind her.

When the next lyric came on, telling her to take of her shoes, she had a moment of panic, before giving the boys a shrug and simply spinning in a drunken circle, almost loosing her balance at the end. Her thumbs tucked into the elastic waistband of her pants, sliding and lowering the material to her hips as the song asked her to take off her dress. She stopped her motion just before the pants dipped below her backside, looking up at the guys for confirmation of their removal. Clark nodded dumbly, entranced by her motions. Lex simply raised his eyebrows in invitation.

In one motion she bent in half at the waist, yanking the pants to her feet as she went. She removed one leg and kicked the pants towards Lex with the other. While Tom went on to sing the chorus, Chloe sauntered over to Lex, picking up the pants that had ended up hitting him in the face and sliding them over his head. She moved behind the chair, hands sliding along his shoulders as she did, and ran her hands down the length of Lex's chest. When she had reached as far as she could, stopping at the waistband to Lex's pants, she placed a loud, sloppy, wet kiss on the top of his head.

Lex let out a drunken chuckle as she moved back to face the boys. Clark made a noise that Lex interpreted to be "what about me" and Chloe threw him a smile over her shoulder. She continued her process of following lyrical instruction, flipping on a lamp and then standing up on the coffee table. Her arms went up in the arm when she was supposed to raise them and she shook around like a 60's go-go dancer when asked to "shake 'em".

The next chorus came up, giving Chloe more time for hip gyrations. The song had no more instructions for her to follow, so from here on out, Chloe was on her own. She brought her good arm down and ran her fingertips under her shirt collar. Catching the top button between her fingers, she locked gazes with Clark and proceeded to work it free, opening an inch or so of her shirt. Then she spun around, presenting them with her backside, which she wiggled seductively as she bent at the waist.

Lex was beginning to think she was getting the hang of this when she burst out laughing again. Oddly, he thought it was rather adorable that she could laugh while stripping. Continuing in her playful way, she went over to Clark, leaning down with her hands on his knees and giving him a clear view down her shirt. She pressed closer to him, darting her tongue across his lips and then pulling back before he could react.

With a teasing smile, she turned back to Lex, propping one leg on his chair before leaning down to run her hands slowly up to her hip, giving him a rather clear view of white panties and…well, things he probably shouldn't be looking at. Chloe reached down, placing her hand under his chin and bringing his eyes back up to hers before freeing two more buttons on her shirt. The bra she had on was now visible through her open shirt and was also virginal white.

Lex looked over to Clark, and saw the young man reach out and grab Chloe by her hips, pulling her onto his lap. Laughing, she brought her good arm up and wrapped it around his neck, turning her head to place a kiss similar to the one she gave Lex on his cheek. With her other arm, she took his hand and slid it down her bare chest, between the ends of her shirt. She brought his hand down to the two remaining buttons and then released it, letting him decide what to do next.

The sudden shift from playful striptease to serious seduction made Lex shift in his seat. Chloe had definitely gotten the hang of this. Clark flicked open the remaining buttons on Chloe's shirt as she arched her back, thrusting her breasts into the air. Lex tried to turn away from the 'private show', but he found himself drawn in by the look on Clark's face. The boy oozed sex. Feeling very much like a voyeur, he shifted his focus from Chloe to Clark, watching his friend's reactions. It seemed like they had forgotten Lex was even in the room.

Clark ran his hands up Chloe's taut stomach and cupped her breasts, pressing them together, as she continued to move on his lap. Though Chloe was rather busty, Lex would guess a C cup, Clark's large hands practically covered her breasts completely. He slid his hands back down her body to her thighs where he squeezed, fingers sliding down so they were between her thighs. Which was obviously, if Chloe's reaction was any gauge, more than he had dared before.

Chloe pushed herself up off him, giving Lex of full view of her in her partially nude state. He smiled as he realized that white cotton was almost see through. However, the song was almost over. She quickly turned back to Clark, ruining Lex's view, and straddled over his thighs. Lex could see his hands slip under her shirt, coming around to circle her back, holding her in place. She slithered closer and as the song ended, picked up the hat that was still on her head and placed it on Clark's. She nuzzled her face against his and Lex saw something inside Clark just… shatter.

Before Lex realized what was happening, Clark's lips were locked on Chloe's in a ferocious kiss. They were pressed so tightly together, Lex could hardly tell where one stopped and the other began. He cleared his throat, hoping to get their attention. When that didn't work, he said teasingly, "Okay, you two, break it up."

Whether they didn't hear or didn't care, Lex wasn't sure. But when Clark flipped them and pressed Chloe down into the couch under him, Lex knew it was time for action. Standing quickly, he grabbed a Ty-Nant bottle and held it directly above the duo. In a clear loud voice he told them, "I would hate to ruin that couch, but you two are 5 seconds away from being hosed down."

Apparently that got their attention. Clark pulled back and Lex witnessed the boy physically shake himself out of whatever trance he had been in. Quickly pulling Chloe's shirt together, he sat up on the couch, muttering an apology as he did.

Chloe still looked rather dazed, but with Clark's help managed to sit up looking rather sheepish. "It was your dare," she said quietly, trying to place the blame on Lex, and really, that's probably where it belonged. He didn't honestly think either of them minded the situation they currently found themselves in. In fact, both teens were fighting to hold back laughter. Lex saw Clark lift his finger to poke Chloe again, causing her to giggle and Lex to give them an exacerbated look. Ah, to be young again.

Running a hand over his head once again, he handed both teens a bottle of water. "Drink that. Then you're going to bed."

He saw the look they shared accompanied by a small smile and decided to clarify. "To separate beds. Separate rooms. Don't get any ideas. There will be no drunken, under-aged sex in my house."

He sighed as the two gave him a solemn look, nodding their heads in agreement, before fighting back another round of laughter. Walking around his desk, he pulled out a bottle of aspirin, taking two before tossing them to Clark. "Two each. Along with the water, and a second bottle you can take to your rooms, it should prevent hangover."

"And if anyone knows about indulging too much, it would be you, right Lex?" Clark teased.

Lex decided not to answer that. He wasn't sure if the teen would appreciate how much Lex had indulged in the past. If he only knew. A year ago a night like this would have ended in a naked tangle of limbs in his bed. And yes, he knew from experience his bed fit three. Of course, tonight, he would be going to it alone. He looked over at the teens one last time, reminding himself he was doing the right thing by stopping things where he had. At least this way, they wouldn't be too mortified by their actions in the morning.

A smile spread across Lex's face as he realized that he would now be able to make that lovely blush appear on Clark's face anytime he wished. All he had to do was remind him of his behavior tonight.

At least he had figured out what was between them. Hell, he had gotten a first hand account of it.

He looked over to where the two friends sat. Chloe was leaning back against the couch, playing with the hair on Clark's neck as she drank. Clark was tracing patterns on her thigh with his blunt nails. They looked…content. Happy, even. Lex decided that he would no longer push the cheerleader at Clark. Chloe was by far a better choice for his friend than Lana anyway. It was time for Clark to wake up and see the half-naked girl he already had, instead of wishing for a girl he didn't really want.

Finishing her bottle, Chloe yawned and stretched. A motion that made her realize that her top was still unbuttoned. She tried to close the top with her good hand, but wasn't having a lot of luck. Clark reached over, smiling, and closed each button for her. He then sat back, pulling her over so his arm was around her shoulder and her head was leaning on him. In that moment, Lex realized what he needed to do.

Lex vowed that he would see these two together. Clark just needed a little push. And if Clark needed a push in any direction, then that direction was towards the reporter. After all, if he wasn't getting any in this god-forsaken town, someone should be.