Author: Spin

Rating: PG

Classification: HMS Poem

Disclaimer: I don't own any JAG ppl.

AN: I just got bored after my French test and this is what happened!

Season Nine

It's coming soon,

Yes, season nine!

Don't you think

It's about damn time?

We've been waiting

Holding our breath...

Wondering madly

If we saw Bud's death!

Harriet's not sleeping

Worrying bout her man.

What the hell

Is the writers' plan?

Turner and Bobby...

How are they?

I just can't wait

Even one more day!

And then there's AJ...

Where has he gone?

When again will we

Hear from dear Don?

I even miss Singer

Whom I love to hate.

Oh groan, oh groan...

Why the wait?

And then we have

Yes Harm and Mac...

The stupid duo

Who's turning their backs

On the thing we all

Know is a strong, pure love...

What they need

Is some kind of shove...

To get their heads

Out of their ass

So they won't let

This good chance pass.

Oh how we cry!

Oh hear our wails!

Waiting for more

Love-filled tales!

It's coming soon,

Yes, season nine!

Don't you think

It's about damn time?

AN2: Please review. I know I'm a mental case. Humor me.