Deku Scrub: Yay! Many reviews!
Runner: Yah! Now Tingle and I will be introducing each scene with Deku Scrub!
Deku Scrub: Yuppers! And I'll admit that wasn't my idea originally- it was asarhia's (did I spell it right?) Man, I own nothing! Not even my own introductions!:(
Tingle: It's ok. Tingle doesn't own anything too.
Deku Scrub: I have something in common with Tingle? That is so sad.
Runner: Erm.Yah! Due to popular request by you the viewers
Deku Scrub: Reviewers that is! Haha.
Tingle: Kafei and Anju are now hosting the show. Tingle-Tingle Kooloo- Limpah!
(Other two dummy smack Tingle)
Hylian Idol
Kafei: Welcome to the second episode of Hylian Idol! I am Kafei, one of your two hosts-
Anju: And I, the cuuco la- er, Anju, am your second host! (Pease come to the stock-pot in.WE NEED MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Kafei: Honey, I don't think now is a good time to be advertising your business. Why don't you introduce our contestant for today?
Anju: Oh, you can sweetie bunch...
Kafei: No, I want you, teddy schnookums!
Anju: No, you can, snicker doodle sugar pie...
(Link rolling eyes and looking disgusted in background)
Ganondorf: Will you get on with it before I zap you both into cuccos?!
Kafei: NO!
Anju: Yay! Ok but neway.our first contestant is.(pull out little piece of paper) A- er, umm, wait a minute, this can't be right.
Kafei: What is it, pookie dumpling? (Ganondorf waves finger threateningly)
Anju: Well, the note doesn't say a name....it just says 'a bandit'
(A strange bandit with a black cloak covering his/her body walks from stage left)
Bandit: Hi (ahem, herm.voice lowers) Hi. For my song I will sing......"My Heart Will Go On"
Link: I thought Celine Dion didn't exist in Hyrule? Darn...at least, I was hoping...
Zelda: Oooo! I like Celine Dion!
(Ganondorf shudders)
Bandit: (shrugs, begins to whistle hum in an annoyingly high pitch by bringing two fingers to mouth) "And I know that my heart will go ooooooooonnn,"
(Ganondorf rolls eyes)
Bandit: "We'll stay forever this way,"
(Link is combing hair in hand-mirror, suddenly notices camera is on him and turns to camera. He winks and starts flexing his muscles to camera)
Bandit: You are safe in my heart and,
(Zelda is singing along with words with one hand on chest, other hand twirling hair)
Bandit: My heart will go on and oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (pauses, takes deep breath) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Audience: Yay!
Anju: Judges? (winks at Kafei, who smiles slyly and begins to breathe heavily)
Link: Well, erm...it was, um...who are you, anyways?
Bandit: Erm...I like you
Link: (grins) Well, who doesn't? Um, in that case- I mean you get an 11 out of 10, which has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you like me (laughs nervously)
Zelda: (staring confusedly at ceiling while twirling hair, suddenly realizes what is going on and looks at camera while still twirling hair) IT WAS GREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT! (looks back at ceiling while twirling hair)
Ganondorf: Personally I hated every second of it. Take off your cloak so I may humiliate you more on live Hyrule television.
Bandit: NO! IT IS MY CLOAK AND I LIKE IT! (twitch, twitch)
Ganondorf: ...okay...
Bandit: You will never catch me! (runs off stage but trips and falls, cloak flies off. Reveals Impa running away)
Ganondorf: Um...what?
Zelda: Hey! That's my line!
(Ganondorf and Link sigh)
(camera turns to Anju and Kafei, who making out passionately)
Audience: Awwww.... (their expressions change) eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
(Ganondorf and Link grimace, while Zelda satres blankly at the ceiling)
(Anju and Kafei turn in the middle of a kiss to see camera on them, Anju drops Kafei, who thuds loudly on the floor. Anju grins nervously at camera)
Anju: So, erm...That's it for Hylian Idol today! Hehe...AND GO TO THE STOCK POT INN! WE NEED MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kafei: Oog, my aching head...***O__O***
(lights dim)
Disclaimer: Hope you liked it! Tell me if you want to see more of Anju and Kafei, or if you are tired of stimulated midgets and inn/cucco owners and want to see someone else do it! You call the shots! :)
Runner: Yah! Now Tingle and I will be introducing each scene with Deku Scrub!
Deku Scrub: Yuppers! And I'll admit that wasn't my idea originally- it was asarhia's (did I spell it right?) Man, I own nothing! Not even my own introductions!:(
Tingle: It's ok. Tingle doesn't own anything too.
Deku Scrub: I have something in common with Tingle? That is so sad.
Runner: Erm.Yah! Due to popular request by you the viewers
Deku Scrub: Reviewers that is! Haha.
Tingle: Kafei and Anju are now hosting the show. Tingle-Tingle Kooloo- Limpah!
(Other two dummy smack Tingle)
Hylian Idol
Kafei: Welcome to the second episode of Hylian Idol! I am Kafei, one of your two hosts-
Anju: And I, the cuuco la- er, Anju, am your second host! (Pease come to the stock-pot in.WE NEED MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Kafei: Honey, I don't think now is a good time to be advertising your business. Why don't you introduce our contestant for today?
Anju: Oh, you can sweetie bunch...
Kafei: No, I want you, teddy schnookums!
Anju: No, you can, snicker doodle sugar pie...
(Link rolling eyes and looking disgusted in background)
Ganondorf: Will you get on with it before I zap you both into cuccos?!
Kafei: NO!
Anju: Yay! Ok but neway.our first contestant is.(pull out little piece of paper) A- er, umm, wait a minute, this can't be right.
Kafei: What is it, pookie dumpling? (Ganondorf waves finger threateningly)
Anju: Well, the note doesn't say a name....it just says 'a bandit'
(A strange bandit with a black cloak covering his/her body walks from stage left)
Bandit: Hi (ahem, herm.voice lowers) Hi. For my song I will sing......"My Heart Will Go On"
Link: I thought Celine Dion didn't exist in Hyrule? Darn...at least, I was hoping...
Zelda: Oooo! I like Celine Dion!
(Ganondorf shudders)
Bandit: (shrugs, begins to whistle hum in an annoyingly high pitch by bringing two fingers to mouth) "And I know that my heart will go ooooooooonnn,"
(Ganondorf rolls eyes)
Bandit: "We'll stay forever this way,"
(Link is combing hair in hand-mirror, suddenly notices camera is on him and turns to camera. He winks and starts flexing his muscles to camera)
Bandit: You are safe in my heart and,
(Zelda is singing along with words with one hand on chest, other hand twirling hair)
Bandit: My heart will go on and oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (pauses, takes deep breath) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Audience: Yay!
Anju: Judges? (winks at Kafei, who smiles slyly and begins to breathe heavily)
Link: Well, erm...it was, um...who are you, anyways?
Bandit: Erm...I like you
Link: (grins) Well, who doesn't? Um, in that case- I mean you get an 11 out of 10, which has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you like me (laughs nervously)
Zelda: (staring confusedly at ceiling while twirling hair, suddenly realizes what is going on and looks at camera while still twirling hair) IT WAS GREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT! (looks back at ceiling while twirling hair)
Ganondorf: Personally I hated every second of it. Take off your cloak so I may humiliate you more on live Hyrule television.
Bandit: NO! IT IS MY CLOAK AND I LIKE IT! (twitch, twitch)
Ganondorf: ...okay...
Bandit: You will never catch me! (runs off stage but trips and falls, cloak flies off. Reveals Impa running away)
Ganondorf: Um...what?
Zelda: Hey! That's my line!
(Ganondorf and Link sigh)
(camera turns to Anju and Kafei, who making out passionately)
Audience: Awwww.... (their expressions change) eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
(Ganondorf and Link grimace, while Zelda satres blankly at the ceiling)
(Anju and Kafei turn in the middle of a kiss to see camera on them, Anju drops Kafei, who thuds loudly on the floor. Anju grins nervously at camera)
Anju: So, erm...That's it for Hylian Idol today! Hehe...AND GO TO THE STOCK POT INN! WE NEED MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kafei: Oog, my aching head...***O__O***
(lights dim)
Disclaimer: Hope you liked it! Tell me if you want to see more of Anju and Kafei, or if you are tired of stimulated midgets and inn/cucco owners and want to see someone else do it! You call the shots! :)