How We Messed Up Hyrule-Woggie Boggie Version
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DISCLAMIER- I do not own any of the Zelda Material(Link,Zelda etc).Osoma Bin Laden(the damn terrorists do.)Any of the Babes/Hookers,Or the Friggin Telitubbies.But I do own all thte bras,panties,cookies,the ship and the toilet.*grins*
One day in Telitubie Land....
Kevin- RAGE!!!!!!!!*grabs machine gun and starts shooting*
Telituibe 1- NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!I"M In dies* AGONY...PAIN......@#$#@###@%@#$#@$%#!!@#%@%###@*
Kwin- Pathetic Mortals....*eyes glow*Show us your leader....
Telitbuie 2#- PWEASE!!!!!!!SPARE ME!!!!!!!
Kwin- .....*levitates Telitubie using the force and sends him to the damn windmill*
Green Telitubie- NOOOOOO!ME I WANT THAT-*dies*
Kwin- Who's next?
Telitubie 3#- Nooo*cries*
Kevin- *grabs Teltubie* The world isn't fair is it? *blows his head off*
Kwin- Look there's one left!
Telitubie 4#- .........Heh Heh.....:throws a smoke bomb*
Kevin- *cough* After him!
Kwin- Where?
Telitubie 4#- I'm not Telitubie 4#........*points to real Telituibe 4 # who's corpse is on a laptop showing porn*...Heh heh *runs*
Kwin- Seems to have maskivated himself to death.....
Kevin- And that bastard got away....
Kwin- Look a portal!
Kwin and Kevin go through the portal showing Panties,Beer,Bras,and other dirty crap.They drop down to a pit of Panties and Bras.
Kwin- Huh?
Kevin- *stares at a naked chick*
Kwin- WOAH!
They approch the naked chick,the naked chick eyes turns green and they head through another portal.
Kwin- Not again.......
Kevin- Look a penny!
Kwin- No Kev!Look out!
Kevin- Wut?*gets hit by Happyman*
Kwin- Ah this place is full of woggie boggies!*takes out pistol,fires*
Kevin- *takes out lighsaber* Bring it on!Huh?Man she's hot!*uses the force to grab a hot chick* Hey babe...
Kwin- NOOOO!*shoots babe and she turns into the Wart Piggly Wiggly Woman* KILL HER! Kevin- NO!*stabs Babe*
Kwin- Oy!The portal's opening
Kevin- Just when I was gonna get a hooker....Oh wells?C'mon!
They go through the portal not expecting anything werid to happen to them,nor any werid woggie boggie stuff.
Kevin- Huh?Who are you?
Voice- You don't have the Triforce do u?
Kevin- Wuh?
Man- Answer me!*grabs him*U got one more chance.....UGH!*is shot*
Kwin- Hurry Kev!
Kwin and Kevin go through the portal at last.....
Kevin- Ow!Convient....Right in front of our ship...
Kwin- Let's get in...
Inside...
Kevin- Ah a cola,some cookies,and a gool o'l bag o' chips
Kwin-Ssh....there's somebody in the Bathroom
Man- This where the Woggie Boggie King is?
Other Man- Yah.....He's in some place called Hyrule.
Kwin- Sshhh...
Man- Well get in!*both get in the toilet*
Kwin- C'mon let's follow them
Kevin- I'm not getting into the toilet.
Kwin- ARGH!Do u have to be this stubborn?There's some cookies down there.....
Kevin- COOKIES???????ALLRIGHT!*gets shoved in*
In Koriki Forest
Kwin- Hey Kev wake up
Kevin- Huh?Where's my cookies-*grows red*
Kwin- Uh Kev u better look behind u....
Kevin- Huh?MY PRECIOUS SODA LADE!
Kwin- Not that-
Kevin- AND MY PUKE BAG O CHIPS-
Kwin- No!-
Kevin- And my Playboy-
Kwin- We're in Koriki Forest....
Kevin- Wut?*looks* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Too be Contiuied in Part 2
DISCLAMIER- I do not own any of the Zelda Material(Link,Zelda etc).Osoma Bin Laden(the damn terrorists do.)Any of the Babes/Hookers,Or the Friggin Telitubbies.But I do own all thte bras,panties,cookies,the ship and the toilet.*grins*
One day in Telitubie Land....
Kevin- RAGE!!!!!!!!*grabs machine gun and starts shooting*
Telituibe 1- NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!I"M In dies* AGONY...PAIN......@#$#@###@%@#$#@$%#!!@#%@%###@*
Kwin- Pathetic Mortals....*eyes glow*Show us your leader....
Telitbuie 2#- PWEASE!!!!!!!SPARE ME!!!!!!!
Kwin- .....*levitates Telitubie using the force and sends him to the damn windmill*
Green Telitubie- NOOOOOO!ME I WANT THAT-*dies*
Kwin- Who's next?
Telitubie 3#- Nooo*cries*
Kevin- *grabs Teltubie* The world isn't fair is it? *blows his head off*
Kwin- Look there's one left!
Telitubie 4#- .........Heh Heh.....:throws a smoke bomb*
Kevin- *cough* After him!
Kwin- Where?
Telitubie 4#- I'm not Telitubie 4#........*points to real Telituibe 4 # who's corpse is on a laptop showing porn*...Heh heh *runs*
Kwin- Seems to have maskivated himself to death.....
Kevin- And that bastard got away....
Kwin- Look a portal!
Kwin and Kevin go through the portal showing Panties,Beer,Bras,and other dirty crap.They drop down to a pit of Panties and Bras.
Kwin- Huh?
Kevin- *stares at a naked chick*
Kwin- WOAH!
They approch the naked chick,the naked chick eyes turns green and they head through another portal.
Kwin- Not again.......
Kevin- Look a penny!
Kwin- No Kev!Look out!
Kevin- Wut?*gets hit by Happyman*
Kwin- Ah this place is full of woggie boggies!*takes out pistol,fires*
Kevin- *takes out lighsaber* Bring it on!Huh?Man she's hot!*uses the force to grab a hot chick* Hey babe...
Kwin- NOOOO!*shoots babe and she turns into the Wart Piggly Wiggly Woman* KILL HER! Kevin- NO!*stabs Babe*
Kwin- Oy!The portal's opening
Kevin- Just when I was gonna get a hooker....Oh wells?C'mon!
They go through the portal not expecting anything werid to happen to them,nor any werid woggie boggie stuff.
Kevin- Huh?Who are you?
Voice- You don't have the Triforce do u?
Kevin- Wuh?
Man- Answer me!*grabs him*U got one more chance.....UGH!*is shot*
Kwin- Hurry Kev!
Kwin and Kevin go through the portal at last.....
Kevin- Ow!Convient....Right in front of our ship...
Kwin- Let's get in...
Inside...
Kevin- Ah a cola,some cookies,and a gool o'l bag o' chips
Kwin-Ssh....there's somebody in the Bathroom
Man- This where the Woggie Boggie King is?
Other Man- Yah.....He's in some place called Hyrule.
Kwin- Sshhh...
Man- Well get in!*both get in the toilet*
Kwin- C'mon let's follow them
Kevin- I'm not getting into the toilet.
Kwin- ARGH!Do u have to be this stubborn?There's some cookies down there.....
Kevin- COOKIES???????ALLRIGHT!*gets shoved in*
In Koriki Forest
Kwin- Hey Kev wake up
Kevin- Huh?Where's my cookies-*grows red*
Kwin- Uh Kev u better look behind u....
Kevin- Huh?MY PRECIOUS SODA LADE!
Kwin- Not that-
Kevin- AND MY PUKE BAG O CHIPS-
Kwin- No!-
Kevin- And my Playboy-
Kwin- We're in Koriki Forest....
Kevin- Wut?*looks* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Too be Contiuied in Part 2