Disclaimer: Yay! You peeps like it! I'm so happy.*sniff* neways, um, Fire
Fairy congratulations! U guessed them all rite! G-Dorf, of course, is
Simon, Zelda is Paula cuz Paula is too nice in my opinion, and Link is
Randy cuz he thinks too much of himself (I think I'm gonna get severely
injured by certain peeps if I keep on makin Link like this but oh well!).
Also, I like that celine dion song too, but don't tell ne1 cuz guys rn't
supposed 2 like celine dion! Plus more people our age hate her than like
her, so I wanna make them laugh. Oh yeh and uh I've decided each chappy to
have a dif host. The introduction will always feature the host from the
last chappy, so now we'll have Kafei and Anju! Yay!
Deku Scrub: Yes! Keep on reviewing people! I'm luving it!
Kafei: just like I'm loving you, Anju doll.
Deku Scrub: (shivers) Neways, this episode will be hosted by none other than.drum roll pleez.
Anju: ok! (drums on Kafei's head)
Kafei: Ow! Ow! Ow! Pleez hurry!
Deku Scrub: Actually I'm enjoying watching that but neways.the Scientist guy in the Lake Hylia lab and the poe guy who buys poes are gonna host today! Any hosting suggestions would be greatly appreciated, btw. So neways um here we go!
Anju: Hope you like the show today! (AND GO TO THE STOCK POT INN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T I'LL BE BROKE AND KAFEI AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO STONE TOWER TEMPLE FOR OUR HONEYMOON!!! AND THAT PLACE IS SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Deku Scrub: well mayb if u didn't let people stay at ur inn for FREE, you may get some frikkin money! Neway.
Hylian Idol
Scene 3
Scientist: Uhoy hoy! Today on my cooking show, how to sautee those pesky frog eyes and -
Poe guy: (I always pictured him having a dark and creepy voice) Uhh, this isn't your cooking show it's Hylian Idol (why I'm on it and not wallowing in my own darkness, I have NO idea, but.)
Scientist: Well, um we will also show how to serve Zora eggs with the eyes and - PG: DANG IT! THIS IS NOT YOUR FRIGGIN SHOW THIS IS A SHOW WHERE PEOPLE SING AND GET JUDGED!!!!! YOU STUPID SCIENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scientist: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...it 's THAT show....dang I thought it was Emeril! Well neway.I feel stupid.
PG: You should. POES!!! (twitch)
Scientist: What did you just say?!
Pg: I said You should.
Scientist: You also said POES!!!
PG: No I didn't.
Scientist: Yes you did.
PG: No I didn't!
Link: Ahem........(shows judges, who are waiting impatiently except for Zelda who is, you guessed it, twirling her hair while staring blankly at the ceiling. Ganondorf dummy smacks her, and she just sits there, still twirling her hair)
Ganondorf: sigh...we're waiting!!!
Scientist: Oh, right, ummmmmmmm...you introduce her
PG: No way I can't pronounce that!
Scientist: Oh, give me that! (takes little card away from PG) Saria?1 You can't pronounce SARIA?!
PG: Gimme a break! I can barely pronounce Link!
(Link and Scientist sigh at the same time)
Scientist: Stop we're boring the reviwers! Neways...Tonight we have Kokiri girl Saria singing "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston!
Zelda: Ooh! I love this song! Don't you Lnky? (hugs Link, Ganondorf pouts in jealousy)
Saria: (walks onstage with a long black dress and sapphire earrings) "And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIIIIII will always love yooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
(Zelda cuddles up to Link while twirling her hair, burying her head in his chest and whispering the words, Saria gets angry look on her face)
Saria: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I.
(Zelda stands up angrily and walks over to Saria, they both begin to catfight as Zelda still twirls her hair and Saria still sings. LOTS OF SLAPPING!)
Saria: I WILL ALWAYS...loooooove yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu. (stares at Link, who gets nasty thoughts. Icky!)
(Zelda sits back down)
Link: (in a series of grunts) Chyaaa! Teeey! Yaaah! (hey, I lost my speech the last time Zelda came on to me, too!)
(Saria looks confused, as does Zelda, who is STILL twirling her hair and staring at the ceiling.)
Link: (pointing to Zelda) Haha, isn't she great, ladies and gentlemen? Give her a round of applause!
Audience: clap clap
(Saria is fuming)
Link: Saria as for you, Saria, all I can say is (drools) Haaaah!
(Ganondorf grimaces in disgust)
Zelda: (staring at ceiling while twirling her hair) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Ganondorf: It's your turn, idiot!!!
Zelda: Oh.right.um (suddenly loses her dumb blonde personality and becomes a valley girl) Well, aside from the fact that you are my only competition for Link, I must say you have NO-O (does that weird snap over her head as she says no) chance with him, so BACK OFF LIL MS UNDERAGE! Aside from that. (changes back to dumb blonde persona and resumes twirling her hair) IT WAS GREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Ganondorf: I am going to say that it was not a bad performance, but I've seen you do better.
Saria: But you've never seen me sing before.
Ganondorf: I know.(grins sinisterly) I have a secret camera in Link's house! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: AH! SO YOU'VE SEEN ME NAKED?!
Saria: AH! YOU LITTLE PERVERT! YOU'VE SEEN US MAKE OUT?!
Zelda: Ooh, Link naked? Can I borrow the tape?
Ganondorf: Actually I already posted it on the Internet!
Saria: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (cowers in corner) I feel so violated..................
(Saria runs off angrily, and trips over her dress)
Zelda: HAHA! (still twirling hair and staring at ceiling)
Scientist: uhhmmmm.riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
PG: This chappy has to be R now.
Scientist: *shrug*
PG: Erm...Join us next time.??
Scientist: Deku Scrub? What should we do in a situation like this?
Deku Scrub: (wise like the old guy in all those kung-fu movies) When all else fails, dummy smack Zelda.
Cast: ok!! (all dummy smack Zelda, who is still twirling her hair and staring blankly at the ceiling)
Deku Scrub: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! More later! MWAHAHA!
Deku Scrub: Yes! Keep on reviewing people! I'm luving it!
Kafei: just like I'm loving you, Anju doll.
Deku Scrub: (shivers) Neways, this episode will be hosted by none other than.drum roll pleez.
Anju: ok! (drums on Kafei's head)
Kafei: Ow! Ow! Ow! Pleez hurry!
Deku Scrub: Actually I'm enjoying watching that but neways.the Scientist guy in the Lake Hylia lab and the poe guy who buys poes are gonna host today! Any hosting suggestions would be greatly appreciated, btw. So neways um here we go!
Anju: Hope you like the show today! (AND GO TO THE STOCK POT INN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T I'LL BE BROKE AND KAFEI AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO STONE TOWER TEMPLE FOR OUR HONEYMOON!!! AND THAT PLACE IS SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Deku Scrub: well mayb if u didn't let people stay at ur inn for FREE, you may get some frikkin money! Neway.
Hylian Idol
Scene 3
Scientist: Uhoy hoy! Today on my cooking show, how to sautee those pesky frog eyes and -
Poe guy: (I always pictured him having a dark and creepy voice) Uhh, this isn't your cooking show it's Hylian Idol (why I'm on it and not wallowing in my own darkness, I have NO idea, but.)
Scientist: Well, um we will also show how to serve Zora eggs with the eyes and - PG: DANG IT! THIS IS NOT YOUR FRIGGIN SHOW THIS IS A SHOW WHERE PEOPLE SING AND GET JUDGED!!!!! YOU STUPID SCIENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scientist: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...it 's THAT show....dang I thought it was Emeril! Well neway.I feel stupid.
PG: You should. POES!!! (twitch)
Scientist: What did you just say?!
Pg: I said You should.
Scientist: You also said POES!!!
PG: No I didn't.
Scientist: Yes you did.
PG: No I didn't!
Link: Ahem........(shows judges, who are waiting impatiently except for Zelda who is, you guessed it, twirling her hair while staring blankly at the ceiling. Ganondorf dummy smacks her, and she just sits there, still twirling her hair)
Ganondorf: sigh...we're waiting!!!
Scientist: Oh, right, ummmmmmmm...you introduce her
PG: No way I can't pronounce that!
Scientist: Oh, give me that! (takes little card away from PG) Saria?1 You can't pronounce SARIA?!
PG: Gimme a break! I can barely pronounce Link!
(Link and Scientist sigh at the same time)
Scientist: Stop we're boring the reviwers! Neways...Tonight we have Kokiri girl Saria singing "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston!
Zelda: Ooh! I love this song! Don't you Lnky? (hugs Link, Ganondorf pouts in jealousy)
Saria: (walks onstage with a long black dress and sapphire earrings) "And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIIIIII will always love yooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
(Zelda cuddles up to Link while twirling her hair, burying her head in his chest and whispering the words, Saria gets angry look on her face)
Saria: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I.
(Zelda stands up angrily and walks over to Saria, they both begin to catfight as Zelda still twirls her hair and Saria still sings. LOTS OF SLAPPING!)
Saria: I WILL ALWAYS...loooooove yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu. (stares at Link, who gets nasty thoughts. Icky!)
(Zelda sits back down)
Link: (in a series of grunts) Chyaaa! Teeey! Yaaah! (hey, I lost my speech the last time Zelda came on to me, too!)
(Saria looks confused, as does Zelda, who is STILL twirling her hair and staring at the ceiling.)
Link: (pointing to Zelda) Haha, isn't she great, ladies and gentlemen? Give her a round of applause!
Audience: clap clap
(Saria is fuming)
Link: Saria as for you, Saria, all I can say is (drools) Haaaah!
(Ganondorf grimaces in disgust)
Zelda: (staring at ceiling while twirling her hair) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Ganondorf: It's your turn, idiot!!!
Zelda: Oh.right.um (suddenly loses her dumb blonde personality and becomes a valley girl) Well, aside from the fact that you are my only competition for Link, I must say you have NO-O (does that weird snap over her head as she says no) chance with him, so BACK OFF LIL MS UNDERAGE! Aside from that. (changes back to dumb blonde persona and resumes twirling her hair) IT WAS GREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Ganondorf: I am going to say that it was not a bad performance, but I've seen you do better.
Saria: But you've never seen me sing before.
Ganondorf: I know.(grins sinisterly) I have a secret camera in Link's house! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: AH! SO YOU'VE SEEN ME NAKED?!
Saria: AH! YOU LITTLE PERVERT! YOU'VE SEEN US MAKE OUT?!
Zelda: Ooh, Link naked? Can I borrow the tape?
Ganondorf: Actually I already posted it on the Internet!
Saria: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (cowers in corner) I feel so violated..................
(Saria runs off angrily, and trips over her dress)
Zelda: HAHA! (still twirling hair and staring at ceiling)
Scientist: uhhmmmm.riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
PG: This chappy has to be R now.
Scientist: *shrug*
PG: Erm...Join us next time.??
Scientist: Deku Scrub? What should we do in a situation like this?
Deku Scrub: (wise like the old guy in all those kung-fu movies) When all else fails, dummy smack Zelda.
Cast: ok!! (all dummy smack Zelda, who is still twirling her hair and staring blankly at the ceiling)
Deku Scrub: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! More later! MWAHAHA!