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Kafei and Anju so umm.they get an encore hosting! Yay-shizay, yo! Okay I've
been watching that biggie speshul on vh1 WAY too much but neways.
Scientist: I wanted to keep hosting! Dang it!
Deku Scrub: Well, too frikking bad! You were terrible, and PG didn't even frikking hardly speak!
PG: I'm the Lord of Poes (Humasha, Humasha) what do u expect?
Deku Scrub: Well I'll tell u this people liked KAFEI AND ANJU BETTER THAN U! HAHA!
PG: A horny midget and a poor inn owner...that's pretty bad...Well u have something in common with tingle! HAHA!
Scientist: Shut up and get on with it!
PG and Deku Scrub: Ok.....
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Kafei: WHOO-HOO! WE'RE BACK! YAY!!!
Anju: Yes!! It feels great! (wearing a shirt that says COME TO THE STOCK POT INN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WE NEED MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And on the back it says HECK PEOPLE LIVE IN OUR STUPID TOILET BEGGING FOR PAPER!!!)
Kafei: Um Anju? You really need 2 stop advertising your inn on this show it's starting to get frustrating.
Anju: WELL I'M SORRY IF I'M THE ONLY ONE WORKING TO GET US SOME DANG CASH WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR FAT LITTLE LAZY MIDGET BOOTY AND MAKE CRACKS ABOUT MY BOOBS WITH THE CURIOSITY SHOP OWNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! (man that's a LOT of exclamation points!)
Kafei: (eyes begin to tear up and he starts gasping like he's going to cry) guh...guh...guh!
Anju: Oh I'm sorry, Kafei! I shouldn't have yelled at you. (kneels down, starts cooing) it's ok, honey...you try to get a job I know...
Kafei: I'm just tired of being called a midget by even my own wife! (through tears now) I mean it's hard enough to get a job when you're a midget! The only people that allow me a job are the lottery owners, and nobody goes there in Termina!
Ganondorf: Hey I know the feeling. I mean be an evil king once, just ONCE, and your resume is basically trash!
Zelda: (twirling her hair and chewing gum while string blankly at the audience) whoa... lots of people...hello people!!! What's going ooooooooooooon?
Anju: THERE'S A LOTTERY IN TERMINA?!! I gotta go sumtime....
(loud sob from Kafei)
Anju: ok um we're wasting time here... neways while the next contestant performs we'll wait for Kafei to calm down...sigh...
(Tingle suddenly comes onstage) Tingle: And the next contestant is Rauru! (does a happy dance)
Link: Tingle, what have we told you about stealing others' hosting rights!!! Get outta here now. Guards!!! ...Wait who did you say was performing?!?!?!
Tingle: (shyly and quiet) Rauru...Tingle Tingle Kooloo-Limpah!!!
Audience: Boo!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT RAURU!!!
(Rauru comes onstage)
Rauru: (singing) CAUSE TO LOSE ALL MY SENSES...
Link: HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!
Rauru: (off key) THAT IS JUST SO TYPICALLY ME (shaking hips in unpleasant manner)
Zelda: I'm confuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused........
Rauru: OOH BABY BABAY OOPS! ( rips off dress gown thingie to reveal nothing but a thong underneath! Yeh, gross mental picture, huh?) I DID IT AGAIN! (shaking hips even more unpleasantly)
Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS JUSTIFIED?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Audience is in mass mayhem as everyone covers his/her eyes. The exit doors are jammed with people trying to escape the scene of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL)
Rauru: I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART, GOT LOST IN THIS GAME, OH BABY BABAY (shaking hips in a VERY DISTURBING MANNER! Also wraps arms around himself in HORRID MANNER!)
Zelda: (twirling hair) This isn't that bad...
(Link and Ganondorf look at her like she's insane)
Rauru: OOPS YOU THINK I'M IN LOVE (flicks tongue at Zelda in a manner TOO HORRID TO PUT INTO WRITING!)
Zelda: (eyes widen in horror) (screams VERY LOUDLY beyond all notes conceived by man and at decibels also not conceived by man) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!
Rauru: THAT I'M SENT FROM ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT...(Rauru grins widely) How'd I do?
Link: (at an utter loss for words) Um...Well, you...Um, Remind me why we let you into this competition anyway?
Rauru: Because I threatened to give you more earrings the next time you slept in the Temple of Time for 7 yrs?
Link: Oh yeah, that's it...Well, I would've done a much better job. (smiles slyly at camera, which is on him)
(Zelda thinks evil thoughts of Link doing what Rauru just did, and grins)
Link: Heck Ganondorf could've even done a better job!
(Zelda thinks of Ganondorf doing it and sticks her tongue out an cringes in utter disgust and fright)
Link: What do you think, Zelda?
Zelda: (snapping out of her eeeeeeeeevil thoughts) oh, what? Oh, what do I think? (twirling hair) IT WAS SCAAAAAAAARRRRRYY! (grabs Link) (in tiny voice)hold me!
Ganondorf: Well, being an evil thing I am not frightened easily...(his smug look changes to a freaked out look as he remembers the performance) BUT THAT WAS JUST DISTURBING! GET OUTTA MY WAY I'M OUTTA HERE! (zaps nearby cameraman, who falls down and dies. Ganondorf runs out of the studio shrieking in pure terror. Rauru shrugs and walks offstage, and you hear shrieks backstage)
Anju: Um, we're down a cameraman, and Kafei is STILL crying. (Kafei moans) What should I do Deku Scrub?
Deku Scrub: (Like old Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars) When all else fails, Luke, use the force! And then, dummy smack Zelda!
Cast: OK! (all dummy smack Zelda)
Zelda: (twirling hair) WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Kafei: You know what, Anju? I'm beginning to feel better already!
Anju: Yeah dummy smacking Zelda can do that huh? (GO TO THE STOCK POT INN!!!!!!!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T, MY MOM WILL BEAT ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Kafei: umm... well, goodbye everyone!
(three people are left in the audience, one dead from the HORROR, one covering her eyes screaming "Is it over? Is it over?!" and one trying to strangle himself with his coat)
Disclaimer: hope that chappy was better than the others! And tell me what u think of the hosts? If you want them to change, I could REALLY USE SUGGESTIONS! I'm stumped!
Scientist: I wanted to keep hosting! Dang it!
Deku Scrub: Well, too frikking bad! You were terrible, and PG didn't even frikking hardly speak!
PG: I'm the Lord of Poes (Humasha, Humasha) what do u expect?
Deku Scrub: Well I'll tell u this people liked KAFEI AND ANJU BETTER THAN U! HAHA!
PG: A horny midget and a poor inn owner...that's pretty bad...Well u have something in common with tingle! HAHA!
Scientist: Shut up and get on with it!
PG and Deku Scrub: Ok.....
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Scene 4
Kafei: WHOO-HOO! WE'RE BACK! YAY!!!
Anju: Yes!! It feels great! (wearing a shirt that says COME TO THE STOCK POT INN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WE NEED MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And on the back it says HECK PEOPLE LIVE IN OUR STUPID TOILET BEGGING FOR PAPER!!!)
Kafei: Um Anju? You really need 2 stop advertising your inn on this show it's starting to get frustrating.
Anju: WELL I'M SORRY IF I'M THE ONLY ONE WORKING TO GET US SOME DANG CASH WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR FAT LITTLE LAZY MIDGET BOOTY AND MAKE CRACKS ABOUT MY BOOBS WITH THE CURIOSITY SHOP OWNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! (man that's a LOT of exclamation points!)
Kafei: (eyes begin to tear up and he starts gasping like he's going to cry) guh...guh...guh!
Anju: Oh I'm sorry, Kafei! I shouldn't have yelled at you. (kneels down, starts cooing) it's ok, honey...you try to get a job I know...
Kafei: I'm just tired of being called a midget by even my own wife! (through tears now) I mean it's hard enough to get a job when you're a midget! The only people that allow me a job are the lottery owners, and nobody goes there in Termina!
Ganondorf: Hey I know the feeling. I mean be an evil king once, just ONCE, and your resume is basically trash!
Zelda: (twirling her hair and chewing gum while string blankly at the audience) whoa... lots of people...hello people!!! What's going ooooooooooooon?
Anju: THERE'S A LOTTERY IN TERMINA?!! I gotta go sumtime....
(loud sob from Kafei)
Anju: ok um we're wasting time here... neways while the next contestant performs we'll wait for Kafei to calm down...sigh...
(Tingle suddenly comes onstage) Tingle: And the next contestant is Rauru! (does a happy dance)
Link: Tingle, what have we told you about stealing others' hosting rights!!! Get outta here now. Guards!!! ...Wait who did you say was performing?!?!?!
Tingle: (shyly and quiet) Rauru...Tingle Tingle Kooloo-Limpah!!!
Audience: Boo!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT RAURU!!!
(Rauru comes onstage)
Rauru: (singing) CAUSE TO LOSE ALL MY SENSES...
Link: HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!
Rauru: (off key) THAT IS JUST SO TYPICALLY ME (shaking hips in unpleasant manner)
Zelda: I'm confuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused........
Rauru: OOH BABY BABAY OOPS! ( rips off dress gown thingie to reveal nothing but a thong underneath! Yeh, gross mental picture, huh?) I DID IT AGAIN! (shaking hips even more unpleasantly)
Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS JUSTIFIED?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Audience is in mass mayhem as everyone covers his/her eyes. The exit doors are jammed with people trying to escape the scene of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL)
Rauru: I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART, GOT LOST IN THIS GAME, OH BABY BABAY (shaking hips in a VERY DISTURBING MANNER! Also wraps arms around himself in HORRID MANNER!)
Zelda: (twirling hair) This isn't that bad...
(Link and Ganondorf look at her like she's insane)
Rauru: OOPS YOU THINK I'M IN LOVE (flicks tongue at Zelda in a manner TOO HORRID TO PUT INTO WRITING!)
Zelda: (eyes widen in horror) (screams VERY LOUDLY beyond all notes conceived by man and at decibels also not conceived by man) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!
Rauru: THAT I'M SENT FROM ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT...(Rauru grins widely) How'd I do?
Link: (at an utter loss for words) Um...Well, you...Um, Remind me why we let you into this competition anyway?
Rauru: Because I threatened to give you more earrings the next time you slept in the Temple of Time for 7 yrs?
Link: Oh yeah, that's it...Well, I would've done a much better job. (smiles slyly at camera, which is on him)
(Zelda thinks evil thoughts of Link doing what Rauru just did, and grins)
Link: Heck Ganondorf could've even done a better job!
(Zelda thinks of Ganondorf doing it and sticks her tongue out an cringes in utter disgust and fright)
Link: What do you think, Zelda?
Zelda: (snapping out of her eeeeeeeeevil thoughts) oh, what? Oh, what do I think? (twirling hair) IT WAS SCAAAAAAAARRRRRYY! (grabs Link) (in tiny voice)hold me!
Ganondorf: Well, being an evil thing I am not frightened easily...(his smug look changes to a freaked out look as he remembers the performance) BUT THAT WAS JUST DISTURBING! GET OUTTA MY WAY I'M OUTTA HERE! (zaps nearby cameraman, who falls down and dies. Ganondorf runs out of the studio shrieking in pure terror. Rauru shrugs and walks offstage, and you hear shrieks backstage)
Anju: Um, we're down a cameraman, and Kafei is STILL crying. (Kafei moans) What should I do Deku Scrub?
Deku Scrub: (Like old Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars) When all else fails, Luke, use the force! And then, dummy smack Zelda!
Cast: OK! (all dummy smack Zelda)
Zelda: (twirling hair) WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Kafei: You know what, Anju? I'm beginning to feel better already!
Anju: Yeah dummy smacking Zelda can do that huh? (GO TO THE STOCK POT INN!!!!!!!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T, MY MOM WILL BEAT ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Kafei: umm... well, goodbye everyone!
(three people are left in the audience, one dead from the HORROR, one covering her eyes screaming "Is it over? Is it over?!" and one trying to strangle himself with his coat)
Disclaimer: hope that chappy was better than the others! And tell me what u think of the hosts? If you want them to change, I could REALLY USE SUGGESTIONS! I'm stumped!