Disclaimer: This chappy may be R. K um it's time to improve the show! It's
been getting stale.and since we love our reviewers so much HERE YA GO! New
hosts!
Deku Scrub: Should we skip the intro reviewers?
Kafei: No! This is the only job I have left have mercy!
Anju: It'll be ok honey.(pats Kafei on head) (wearing neon flashing sign saying GO TO STOCK POT INN!)
Deku Scrub: ummm.right...
Hylian Idol
Scene 5
Epona: Hi all! Malon taught me to speak cuz I'm her only friend! Poor malon.oh well!! She rides me too much neways...
Link: Um.no comment.
Freaky Windmill guy: La-la-la-la-la hi welcome to hylian idol! I am Windmill guy and this is my co-host Epona! And I'm HAPPY!
(Ganondorf shivers)
Link: Can we get onto the show please? I'm not getting enough attention! (looks at camera and smiles slyly)
Windmill guy: (eyes go all glowy and evil.eep!) Hey who's the host here ocarina boy?!?!?!
Epona: Hey you leave my master alone! (whinnies and rears up on hind legs)
Windmill guy: (changes back to freaky happy state) la-la-la-la-la-la!
Link: (sigh) are we at the part with ME yet?
Zelda: (staring at audience while twirling hair) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Ganondorf: (sigh) Make her stop being so stupid!
Link: I can't I've tried. Why do you think I let you trap her in that crystal thingie? I needed a frikkin break to get my beauty rest! (hair flips to camera)
Girls in Audience: aah!
Windmill guy: (with evil eyes) SHUT UP!
Epona: Hey! What about me?
Windmill guy: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T WAIT AROUND FOR LINK TO COME RIDE YOU AND IF YOU DIDN'T COME TO HIM EVERY TIME HE CALLED YOU WOULD EARN SOME RECOGNITION!!!
Link: Hey don't boss my horse around!
Zelda: (twirling hairs and staring obsessively at Link) I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike yooooooooooooooooooooooooooou............
Ganondorf: Zelda, are you drunk?
Zelda: (twirling hair) the answer is b!
Ganondorf: (sigh)
Epona: Neways on to our first contestant! Wait.Oh, not her! Do I have to introduce her?
Windmill guy: YES! (twitch twitch)
Epona: eep! Ok ok...our contestant for today is...Link, I wanna apologize ahead of time for this...Princess Ruto!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well at least she sets off MY beauty! (purrs to camera)
(Ruto begins to parade out proudly)
Epona: Oh and I almost forgot! (Ruto stamps her foot while whining) ........about our new cameraman! Meet.wait a minute.Tingle?
Tingle: (from behind camera) Tingle Tingle Koolooh-Limpah! These are tingle's magical words. Don't steal them!
Ganondorf: (zaps Tingle)
Tingle: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (lays in a burnt heap on the floor) Help poor tingle...
Ruto: Shut up! It is my turn to shine! (does weird snappy thing over head) This one is for you, Linky!
Link: (wearing keaton mask) What? Link? There is no Link! There is only PIKACHU- er, KEATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sh! Don't let Ruto know I'm here she'll rape me!)
Ruto: I'm gonna sing "Emotions" by Mariah Carey!
Ganondorf: Oh, boy she's going 2 ruin this frikkin song! And I love this song!! (sings some lines from song)
Ruto: (singing and pointing to Link each time she sings "You've") YOU'VE got me feeling emotions!!
Link: Of course I do! I AM the best-looking man in the universe, after all! (smooths hair and winks at camera) Oops! I mean... (puts on keaton mask) KEATON!!!
Ruto: Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
Zelda: Hey Zoras can swim pretty deep! (twirls hair and giggles)
Ganondorf: (shaking head) (dummy smacks Zelda)
Ruto: YOU'VE got me feeling emotions!! Higher than the heavens above!
Windmill guy: (clapping hands to beat)
Epona: (shaking head)
Ruto: You know the way to make me lose control (jolts hips to try and seduce Link, who flinches while wearing the Keaton Mask) When you're looking into my eyes
Ganondorf: Here we go, the high note!!!
Zelda: I like writing notes!
(G-dorf dummy smacks Zelda)
Ruto: You make me feel so
Ganondorf: CLOSE YOUR EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruto: ( hits a flat note WAY WAY WAY ABOVE THE SCALE!) HHHHHIIIIIII- IIIIIIIII- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH! (glass breaks)
(Tingle gets up from the daze and looks in camera lens just as glass breaks, Tingle holds eyes screaming Kooloo-Limpah! Kooloo-Limpah! And running around like an idiot, which is basically what he does all the time neway, so don't worry folks!)
Ruto: (raspy) Thank you!
Audience: (moans of 'my ear hurts' and 'mommy make the fish lady stop singing')
Link: (takes off mask) I admit it I'm Link!
Ruto: Linky poo! Want me 2 get naked 4 u?
Link: ... You already are naked you've always been naked!
Ruto: oh.oh yeah!
Link: as for the performance, I would've easily hit that high note. But um if it will make you go away then I'll say that u did well.
Zelda: (twirling hair) what?
Ganondorf: You idiot it's your turn to judge! (I STILL can't figure out why she is the Triforce of wisdom)
Zelda: No, I mean really, what? I can't hear anymore!
Ruto: Haha! Link will always be mine!
Zelda: I wuv u Linky don't leave me cuz I can't hear! (hugs Link, who get more evil images. PERVERT!)
Ruto: (gawking) Oh no you DI-IN'T!
Zelda: Um the performance. (twirling hair) IT WAS GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAT! (attempts to stare at her ears)
Ganondorf: Okay let's put it this way: Rauru on crack could've hit that note better than u!
Ruto: Well, you're just mad cuz I am a princess and UR NOT! So BOO-YAH!
Ganondorf: DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN YOU INTO RAURU ON CRACK?!
Ruto: NO! HAVE MERCY! I'll go now............(blows kiss to Link and runs off)
Link: Why must she love me?
Tingle: AACK! (rolls around on ground trying to get glass out of eye)
Ganondorf: Oh for pete's sake! (zaps Tingle and glass comes out of Tingle's eyes)
Tingle: THANK YOU! As a reward, Tingle shall bless you 100 times with his magical words!
Ganondorf: NO! (zaps tape onto Tingle's mouth)
Link: ah, silence. Now I can get my beauty rest!
Windmill guy: (back to happy mode) We hope you enjoyed this edition of Hylian idol!
Epona: Why does this show always end in some cheap way?
Deku Scrub: Because I'm tired of it by the end and decide to just end it on the spot.
Epona: But that's not nice. If I were a reviewer, I'd -
(End Scene 5)
Deku Scrub: Should we skip the intro reviewers?
Kafei: No! This is the only job I have left have mercy!
Anju: It'll be ok honey.(pats Kafei on head) (wearing neon flashing sign saying GO TO STOCK POT INN!)
Deku Scrub: ummm.right...
Hylian Idol
Scene 5
Epona: Hi all! Malon taught me to speak cuz I'm her only friend! Poor malon.oh well!! She rides me too much neways...
Link: Um.no comment.
Freaky Windmill guy: La-la-la-la-la hi welcome to hylian idol! I am Windmill guy and this is my co-host Epona! And I'm HAPPY!
(Ganondorf shivers)
Link: Can we get onto the show please? I'm not getting enough attention! (looks at camera and smiles slyly)
Windmill guy: (eyes go all glowy and evil.eep!) Hey who's the host here ocarina boy?!?!?!
Epona: Hey you leave my master alone! (whinnies and rears up on hind legs)
Windmill guy: (changes back to freaky happy state) la-la-la-la-la-la!
Link: (sigh) are we at the part with ME yet?
Zelda: (staring at audience while twirling hair) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Ganondorf: (sigh) Make her stop being so stupid!
Link: I can't I've tried. Why do you think I let you trap her in that crystal thingie? I needed a frikkin break to get my beauty rest! (hair flips to camera)
Girls in Audience: aah!
Windmill guy: (with evil eyes) SHUT UP!
Epona: Hey! What about me?
Windmill guy: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T WAIT AROUND FOR LINK TO COME RIDE YOU AND IF YOU DIDN'T COME TO HIM EVERY TIME HE CALLED YOU WOULD EARN SOME RECOGNITION!!!
Link: Hey don't boss my horse around!
Zelda: (twirling hairs and staring obsessively at Link) I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike yooooooooooooooooooooooooooou............
Ganondorf: Zelda, are you drunk?
Zelda: (twirling hair) the answer is b!
Ganondorf: (sigh)
Epona: Neways on to our first contestant! Wait.Oh, not her! Do I have to introduce her?
Windmill guy: YES! (twitch twitch)
Epona: eep! Ok ok...our contestant for today is...Link, I wanna apologize ahead of time for this...Princess Ruto!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well at least she sets off MY beauty! (purrs to camera)
(Ruto begins to parade out proudly)
Epona: Oh and I almost forgot! (Ruto stamps her foot while whining) ........about our new cameraman! Meet.wait a minute.Tingle?
Tingle: (from behind camera) Tingle Tingle Koolooh-Limpah! These are tingle's magical words. Don't steal them!
Ganondorf: (zaps Tingle)
Tingle: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (lays in a burnt heap on the floor) Help poor tingle...
Ruto: Shut up! It is my turn to shine! (does weird snappy thing over head) This one is for you, Linky!
Link: (wearing keaton mask) What? Link? There is no Link! There is only PIKACHU- er, KEATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sh! Don't let Ruto know I'm here she'll rape me!)
Ruto: I'm gonna sing "Emotions" by Mariah Carey!
Ganondorf: Oh, boy she's going 2 ruin this frikkin song! And I love this song!! (sings some lines from song)
Ruto: (singing and pointing to Link each time she sings "You've") YOU'VE got me feeling emotions!!
Link: Of course I do! I AM the best-looking man in the universe, after all! (smooths hair and winks at camera) Oops! I mean... (puts on keaton mask) KEATON!!!
Ruto: Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
Zelda: Hey Zoras can swim pretty deep! (twirls hair and giggles)
Ganondorf: (shaking head) (dummy smacks Zelda)
Ruto: YOU'VE got me feeling emotions!! Higher than the heavens above!
Windmill guy: (clapping hands to beat)
Epona: (shaking head)
Ruto: You know the way to make me lose control (jolts hips to try and seduce Link, who flinches while wearing the Keaton Mask) When you're looking into my eyes
Ganondorf: Here we go, the high note!!!
Zelda: I like writing notes!
(G-dorf dummy smacks Zelda)
Ruto: You make me feel so
Ganondorf: CLOSE YOUR EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruto: ( hits a flat note WAY WAY WAY ABOVE THE SCALE!) HHHHHIIIIIII- IIIIIIIII- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH! (glass breaks)
(Tingle gets up from the daze and looks in camera lens just as glass breaks, Tingle holds eyes screaming Kooloo-Limpah! Kooloo-Limpah! And running around like an idiot, which is basically what he does all the time neway, so don't worry folks!)
Ruto: (raspy) Thank you!
Audience: (moans of 'my ear hurts' and 'mommy make the fish lady stop singing')
Link: (takes off mask) I admit it I'm Link!
Ruto: Linky poo! Want me 2 get naked 4 u?
Link: ... You already are naked you've always been naked!
Ruto: oh.oh yeah!
Link: as for the performance, I would've easily hit that high note. But um if it will make you go away then I'll say that u did well.
Zelda: (twirling hair) what?
Ganondorf: You idiot it's your turn to judge! (I STILL can't figure out why she is the Triforce of wisdom)
Zelda: No, I mean really, what? I can't hear anymore!
Ruto: Haha! Link will always be mine!
Zelda: I wuv u Linky don't leave me cuz I can't hear! (hugs Link, who get more evil images. PERVERT!)
Ruto: (gawking) Oh no you DI-IN'T!
Zelda: Um the performance. (twirling hair) IT WAS GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAT! (attempts to stare at her ears)
Ganondorf: Okay let's put it this way: Rauru on crack could've hit that note better than u!
Ruto: Well, you're just mad cuz I am a princess and UR NOT! So BOO-YAH!
Ganondorf: DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN YOU INTO RAURU ON CRACK?!
Ruto: NO! HAVE MERCY! I'll go now............(blows kiss to Link and runs off)
Link: Why must she love me?
Tingle: AACK! (rolls around on ground trying to get glass out of eye)
Ganondorf: Oh for pete's sake! (zaps Tingle and glass comes out of Tingle's eyes)
Tingle: THANK YOU! As a reward, Tingle shall bless you 100 times with his magical words!
Ganondorf: NO! (zaps tape onto Tingle's mouth)
Link: ah, silence. Now I can get my beauty rest!
Windmill guy: (back to happy mode) We hope you enjoyed this edition of Hylian idol!
Epona: Why does this show always end in some cheap way?
Deku Scrub: Because I'm tired of it by the end and decide to just end it on the spot.
Epona: But that's not nice. If I were a reviewer, I'd -
(End Scene 5)