Disclaimer: Do I have to say it again? Fine. I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE
STUPID ZELDA CHARACTERS!!! That's the last time I'm saying it.
Deku Scrub: Now that that's over with.Hiya!
Epona: Hi!
Windmill Guy: La-la-la-la-la-la
Deku Scrub: Hey! Well um, sorry I didn't update in a while I was busy taking beatings from the Kokiri kids.stupid midgets.Ow! My head!
Epona: Hey a Deku Seed is lodged into it!
Windmill Guy: (evil eyes) SHUT UP! ONTO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deku Scrub: Is it just me, or are any of you guys out there scared out of your minds by him?
Epona: He is right tho. Let us continue!
Hylian Idol
Honey: Yay! We're on the show today!
Darling: I couldn't be happier, darling.
(Which one of them is which anyway? Oh well.)
Honey: The only way I could be happier is if we could be contestants. Then I could hear your marvelous voice!
Darling: Oh, but your voice is much more marvelous than mine!
(Lotsa mushy stuff here)
Link: (sigh)
Zelda: (twirling hair) Why can't we be like that, Link?
Link: Because you're a stupid princess who has a bald spot and I'm, well, (looks admirably at self in mirror) PERFECT!
Ganondorf: Now I know why I'm evil. No relationships!
Honey: His jokes aren't nearly as funny as yours, darling!
Darling: Oh, don't flatter me. A lowly maggot like me hardly deserves to be in your glorious presence.
(More mushy stuff)
Honey: I LOVE YOU!
Darling: I LOVE YOU!
Honey: I LOVE YOU!
Darling: I LOVE YOU!
Honey: I LO-
Ganondorf: (clears his throat loudly) We're waiting!
Zelda: (staring at torches while twirling hair) We're WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Link: (sigh) (dummy smacks Zelda)
Honey: Why don't you introduce the show, darling?
Darling: No, you do it, honey.
Honey: I want you to, darling!
Darling: No, by all means -
Link: GET ON WITH IT BEFORE I THROW DEKU NUTS AT YOU!
Ganondorf: No, no, no, Link. That's not the right way to threaten them. You need to come up with something better, THEN yell it super loud. Like this... (Clears throat)
INTRODUCE THE NEXT CONTESTANT OR I'LL ZAP YOU BOTH INTO THAT FAT CARPENTER BOSS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honey & Darling: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tingle: Tingle Tingle Kooloo-Limpah! (Runs out onstage with goatee ripped off from taking the tape from his mouth)
Ganondorf: (Puts his head on the judges table) Not again!
Tingle: Tingle has maps! Would you like them?
Audience: BOO! (Pelts Tingle with Deku Nuts, Tingle runs offstage screaming)
Ganondorf: THANK you!
Honey: Erm.I LOVE YOU!
Darling: I LOVE YOU TOO! Shall we introduce the next contestant?
Honey: I will if you will.
Darling: And I will if you will.
Honey: And I -
Ganondorf: Come on! We're wasting time! (Zaps Honey into Fat carpenter boss guy)
Darling: EEP!
Honey: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Darling: Hala.......tosis... (Falls over from Honey's bad breath)
Honey: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE NEXT LAZY CONTESTANT IS DARUNIA! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Link: PROTECT ME! He'll try to hug me...AND HIS HUGS REALLY HURT!
Zelda: (twirling hair) I'LL PROTECT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Link: (looks at Zelda, looks back at camera) Great, I'm gonna get a Goron hug...well, that's the life of us Beautiful Folk. (Pulls back hair like he does in Smash Bros. Melee to camera)
Darunia: (walks onstage) Hiya!
Ganondorf: Bye-Ah!
Darunia: Um...no, Hiya.
Ganondorf: Dang, I thought that would trick him...
Darunia: I'm gonna sing "Getting Jiggy With It" by Will Smith. (Grins proudly)
Link: May the Triforce help us...
(Ganondorf's Triforce and Link's Triforce glow)
Ganondorf: Hey, maybe they will!
(Link and G-dorf both stare at Zelda, who is staring at the ceiling while twirling her hair)
Link: Dang! She's too stupid to activate her Triforce!
Ganondorf: Ah well. The most they ever do is glow, anyway.
(Triforces continue to glow)
Darunia: (Rapping...like Aaron Carter) Hey, Kid, watch your step you might fall tryin to do what I did Mama uh! Mama uh! (Jolts hips forward twice)
Link: (shudders)
Darunia: I...erm... (Forgets the words, music continues) (After a long pause) GETTING JIGGY WITH IT!
Band - who are the Indigo-Gos: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? (All search thru sheet music confusedly, start playing chorus music off tempo and at different parts each)
Darunia: NANANANANANANA! NANANANANANA! (Doing his Saria's Song dance to Getting Jiggy With It) GETTING JIGGY WITH IT!
Honey: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS I TELL YOU! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Link faints into Zelda's chest from Honey's horrible breath)
Zelda: (twirling hair) Link! It's only our first date!
Ganondorf: Can this get any worse?
(Tingle hops onstage, dancing a little happy dance in the background)
Ganondorf: Grrrr...Stupid! Never say that when things are already bad! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Darunia: GETTING JIGGY WITH IT! (Music stops, he and Tingle make matching Disco poses)
Audience: ...(pelts Tingle with Stones of Agony) BOO!
Tingle: OW! TINGLE IS A FAIRY! HE WILL HAUNT YOU ALL! OWOWOW! (runs offstage screaming "Tingle Tingle Kooloo-Limpah!")
Darunia: So how was I? Good or great?
Link: (still unconscious in Zelda's chest)
Zelda: (twirling hair, still scolding an unconscious Link while secretly getting REALLY NASTY IDEAS!)
Ganondorf: Great.
Darunia: Yay!
Ganondorf: GREATLY BAD THAT IS! ELTON JOHN COULD RAP BETTER THAN YOU!
Darunia: But wait...Elton John doesn't rap....
Ganondorf: EXACTLY!!!
Darunia: Aw...(pouts and walks away)
Zelda: (twirling hair) IT WAS GREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAT!
Ganondorf: He already left you idiot!!!
Zelda: (twirling hair, looks at Link, who is still unconscious and has his face in her breast, she gets HORRIBLY EVIL IDEAS!)
Honey: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THAT'S IT FOR HYLIAN IDOL TODAY! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Deku Scrub: Now that that's over with.Hiya!
Epona: Hi!
Windmill Guy: La-la-la-la-la-la
Deku Scrub: Hey! Well um, sorry I didn't update in a while I was busy taking beatings from the Kokiri kids.stupid midgets.Ow! My head!
Epona: Hey a Deku Seed is lodged into it!
Windmill Guy: (evil eyes) SHUT UP! ONTO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deku Scrub: Is it just me, or are any of you guys out there scared out of your minds by him?
Epona: He is right tho. Let us continue!
Hylian Idol
Honey: Yay! We're on the show today!
Darling: I couldn't be happier, darling.
(Which one of them is which anyway? Oh well.)
Honey: The only way I could be happier is if we could be contestants. Then I could hear your marvelous voice!
Darling: Oh, but your voice is much more marvelous than mine!
(Lotsa mushy stuff here)
Link: (sigh)
Zelda: (twirling hair) Why can't we be like that, Link?
Link: Because you're a stupid princess who has a bald spot and I'm, well, (looks admirably at self in mirror) PERFECT!
Ganondorf: Now I know why I'm evil. No relationships!
Honey: His jokes aren't nearly as funny as yours, darling!
Darling: Oh, don't flatter me. A lowly maggot like me hardly deserves to be in your glorious presence.
(More mushy stuff)
Honey: I LOVE YOU!
Darling: I LOVE YOU!
Honey: I LOVE YOU!
Darling: I LOVE YOU!
Honey: I LO-
Ganondorf: (clears his throat loudly) We're waiting!
Zelda: (staring at torches while twirling hair) We're WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Link: (sigh) (dummy smacks Zelda)
Honey: Why don't you introduce the show, darling?
Darling: No, you do it, honey.
Honey: I want you to, darling!
Darling: No, by all means -
Link: GET ON WITH IT BEFORE I THROW DEKU NUTS AT YOU!
Ganondorf: No, no, no, Link. That's not the right way to threaten them. You need to come up with something better, THEN yell it super loud. Like this... (Clears throat)
INTRODUCE THE NEXT CONTESTANT OR I'LL ZAP YOU BOTH INTO THAT FAT CARPENTER BOSS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honey & Darling: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tingle: Tingle Tingle Kooloo-Limpah! (Runs out onstage with goatee ripped off from taking the tape from his mouth)
Ganondorf: (Puts his head on the judges table) Not again!
Tingle: Tingle has maps! Would you like them?
Audience: BOO! (Pelts Tingle with Deku Nuts, Tingle runs offstage screaming)
Ganondorf: THANK you!
Honey: Erm.I LOVE YOU!
Darling: I LOVE YOU TOO! Shall we introduce the next contestant?
Honey: I will if you will.
Darling: And I will if you will.
Honey: And I -
Ganondorf: Come on! We're wasting time! (Zaps Honey into Fat carpenter boss guy)
Darling: EEP!
Honey: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Darling: Hala.......tosis... (Falls over from Honey's bad breath)
Honey: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE NEXT LAZY CONTESTANT IS DARUNIA! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Link: PROTECT ME! He'll try to hug me...AND HIS HUGS REALLY HURT!
Zelda: (twirling hair) I'LL PROTECT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Link: (looks at Zelda, looks back at camera) Great, I'm gonna get a Goron hug...well, that's the life of us Beautiful Folk. (Pulls back hair like he does in Smash Bros. Melee to camera)
Darunia: (walks onstage) Hiya!
Ganondorf: Bye-Ah!
Darunia: Um...no, Hiya.
Ganondorf: Dang, I thought that would trick him...
Darunia: I'm gonna sing "Getting Jiggy With It" by Will Smith. (Grins proudly)
Link: May the Triforce help us...
(Ganondorf's Triforce and Link's Triforce glow)
Ganondorf: Hey, maybe they will!
(Link and G-dorf both stare at Zelda, who is staring at the ceiling while twirling her hair)
Link: Dang! She's too stupid to activate her Triforce!
Ganondorf: Ah well. The most they ever do is glow, anyway.
(Triforces continue to glow)
Darunia: (Rapping...like Aaron Carter) Hey, Kid, watch your step you might fall tryin to do what I did Mama uh! Mama uh! (Jolts hips forward twice)
Link: (shudders)
Darunia: I...erm... (Forgets the words, music continues) (After a long pause) GETTING JIGGY WITH IT!
Band - who are the Indigo-Gos: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? (All search thru sheet music confusedly, start playing chorus music off tempo and at different parts each)
Darunia: NANANANANANANA! NANANANANANA! (Doing his Saria's Song dance to Getting Jiggy With It) GETTING JIGGY WITH IT!
Honey: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS I TELL YOU! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Link faints into Zelda's chest from Honey's horrible breath)
Zelda: (twirling hair) Link! It's only our first date!
Ganondorf: Can this get any worse?
(Tingle hops onstage, dancing a little happy dance in the background)
Ganondorf: Grrrr...Stupid! Never say that when things are already bad! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Darunia: GETTING JIGGY WITH IT! (Music stops, he and Tingle make matching Disco poses)
Audience: ...(pelts Tingle with Stones of Agony) BOO!
Tingle: OW! TINGLE IS A FAIRY! HE WILL HAUNT YOU ALL! OWOWOW! (runs offstage screaming "Tingle Tingle Kooloo-Limpah!")
Darunia: So how was I? Good or great?
Link: (still unconscious in Zelda's chest)
Zelda: (twirling hair, still scolding an unconscious Link while secretly getting REALLY NASTY IDEAS!)
Ganondorf: Great.
Darunia: Yay!
Ganondorf: GREATLY BAD THAT IS! ELTON JOHN COULD RAP BETTER THAN YOU!
Darunia: But wait...Elton John doesn't rap....
Ganondorf: EXACTLY!!!
Darunia: Aw...(pouts and walks away)
Zelda: (twirling hair) IT WAS GREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAT!
Ganondorf: He already left you idiot!!!
Zelda: (twirling hair, looks at Link, who is still unconscious and has his face in her breast, she gets HORRIBLY EVIL IDEAS!)
Honey: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THAT'S IT FOR HYLIAN IDOL TODAY! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!