What are you on earth?
It was a nice and sunny day and Toshiya and Towa were on their way to the mall to buy new
lingerie
"Totchi Totchi!!" Towa cried." Let's go to Freddie's!!!" He jumped on Toshiya's arm.
"NO! NO!!!"Toshiya pouts,"We have to go to Persians first! They have the best thong's there!"
Towa complained,"Ugh! But they never have my size there! That's not fair! Why do you have to
be sooo much skinnier than me?"
Toshiya sighed and finally gave into Towa's whimpering.
"But as long we go to that Chinese restaurant first! Because they have yummy pudding and" he
snickered," hot waiters!"
"But I hate pudding! It will make me even fatter! And you're not supposed to find anyone
attractive but ME!!" Towa cried.
"You're not fat!" Toshiya replied poking him.
When he did so, the boy made a weird noise like a rubber chew toy.
Toshiya, shocked by the noise, tripped over a plant behind him.
"Toshiya, Toshiya!! Are you all right?" Towa knelt beside him.
Toshiya had hit his head (on a palm tree) and was unconscious. Towa looked at the palm tree
suspiciously.
"Where did you come from? And HOW DARE YOU! Knock out my Totchi!!"
Towa then knocked the palm tree over and discovered it was made of pudding. Suddenly a puff of
smoke appeared before him and poof a strange man with white hair and a trench coat appeared.
"I.."He said in a monotone voice,"I am The Yuki of the Prastic Parm Tree. I am here to grant you
three wrishes."
Towa just stared at him for a minute, blinking.
"Um"he finally said thinking that The Yuki couldn't speak good English, "What for you comes to
this place?"
The Yuki replied,"Have you seen Bed knobs and Broomsticks?"
"Yes ,that is a favorite of mine. Why for you be asking? "Towa asked.
~~~weeee~~~
Toshiya opened his eyes and looked around the room.
"Who are you on earth?" He asked Towa sitting nearby.
"You have been in a coma for three years!" Towa jumped on him, "And you haven't aged at all!
You are still as skinny! Besides the abnormally large amounts of pudding they have been feeding
you."
"Who are you again?" He asked the unfamiliar man.
Just then -drum roll- a tall, ex-member of X-Japan walked in with a needle and some medication.
"Oh! Toshiya-chan, you've awaken from your slumber. The old Sleeping Beauty thing didn't
work." He winked. "I do not believe we have formally met yet. I AM Yoshiki."
Toshiya stared at the man and asked." Are you my wife?"
"Here,"Yoshiki walked over to his bed,"Take this medication, it will make u feel better."
"What are you doing with your eye?" Toshiya questioned.
Yoshiki looked at him and stuck the pills in his mouth. "Swallow damn it!"
He swallows the pills.
"Now answer"he demanded," are you my wife?"
Yoshiki smiled, "I can be if you want me to be. he he"
Towa blinks, wondering what's going on between the two, and slowly removed himself from
Toshiya.
A weird feeling came over Toshiya and he leaped out of the bed and jumped on Yoshiki.
"FOREVER AWAY FROM HERE!!!" He screamed.
Suddenly, the phone rings. Towa picked up the phone.
"Good day sir, would you be interested in purchasing a burial plot?" a strange lady asked him.
"What the fuck! Totchi's not dead!!!!" He screamed and hung up the phone.
Yoshiki stared into the boy's eyes. "Your eyes are the color of my favorite pudding.
"Oh..Yoshiki"
"Oh Toshiya"
"Oh God!"Towa replied.
-end chapter 1-
It was a nice and sunny day and Toshiya and Towa were on their way to the mall to buy new
lingerie
"Totchi Totchi!!" Towa cried." Let's go to Freddie's!!!" He jumped on Toshiya's arm.
"NO! NO!!!"Toshiya pouts,"We have to go to Persians first! They have the best thong's there!"
Towa complained,"Ugh! But they never have my size there! That's not fair! Why do you have to
be sooo much skinnier than me?"
Toshiya sighed and finally gave into Towa's whimpering.
"But as long we go to that Chinese restaurant first! Because they have yummy pudding and" he
snickered," hot waiters!"
"But I hate pudding! It will make me even fatter! And you're not supposed to find anyone
attractive but ME!!" Towa cried.
"You're not fat!" Toshiya replied poking him.
When he did so, the boy made a weird noise like a rubber chew toy.
Toshiya, shocked by the noise, tripped over a plant behind him.
"Toshiya, Toshiya!! Are you all right?" Towa knelt beside him.
Toshiya had hit his head (on a palm tree) and was unconscious. Towa looked at the palm tree
suspiciously.
"Where did you come from? And HOW DARE YOU! Knock out my Totchi!!"
Towa then knocked the palm tree over and discovered it was made of pudding. Suddenly a puff of
smoke appeared before him and poof a strange man with white hair and a trench coat appeared.
"I.."He said in a monotone voice,"I am The Yuki of the Prastic Parm Tree. I am here to grant you
three wrishes."
Towa just stared at him for a minute, blinking.
"Um"he finally said thinking that The Yuki couldn't speak good English, "What for you comes to
this place?"
The Yuki replied,"Have you seen Bed knobs and Broomsticks?"
"Yes ,that is a favorite of mine. Why for you be asking? "Towa asked.
~~~weeee~~~
Toshiya opened his eyes and looked around the room.
"Who are you on earth?" He asked Towa sitting nearby.
"You have been in a coma for three years!" Towa jumped on him, "And you haven't aged at all!
You are still as skinny! Besides the abnormally large amounts of pudding they have been feeding
you."
"Who are you again?" He asked the unfamiliar man.
Just then -drum roll- a tall, ex-member of X-Japan walked in with a needle and some medication.
"Oh! Toshiya-chan, you've awaken from your slumber. The old Sleeping Beauty thing didn't
work." He winked. "I do not believe we have formally met yet. I AM Yoshiki."
Toshiya stared at the man and asked." Are you my wife?"
"Here,"Yoshiki walked over to his bed,"Take this medication, it will make u feel better."
"What are you doing with your eye?" Toshiya questioned.
Yoshiki looked at him and stuck the pills in his mouth. "Swallow damn it!"
He swallows the pills.
"Now answer"he demanded," are you my wife?"
Yoshiki smiled, "I can be if you want me to be. he he"
Towa blinks, wondering what's going on between the two, and slowly removed himself from
Toshiya.
A weird feeling came over Toshiya and he leaped out of the bed and jumped on Yoshiki.
"FOREVER AWAY FROM HERE!!!" He screamed.
Suddenly, the phone rings. Towa picked up the phone.
"Good day sir, would you be interested in purchasing a burial plot?" a strange lady asked him.
"What the fuck! Totchi's not dead!!!!" He screamed and hung up the phone.
Yoshiki stared into the boy's eyes. "Your eyes are the color of my favorite pudding.
"Oh..Yoshiki"
"Oh Toshiya"
"Oh God!"Towa replied.
-end chapter 1-