Rebel-without-a-clue, you are a loyal reviewer. I just got a second
piercing on each ear. It stung a little, but this time I didn't cry! The
first piercing I got was when I was five, I cried then but I'm not sure
whether it was because of the pain, or the shock, I'm not sure. I'm trying
to face my fears, that includes the fear of needles and shots..and spiders,
and drowning, and blood...
Chapter 3: A Strange Whirlwind
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find Miroku?" a man came up to Miroku, Sango, Kagome and Shippou.
Miroku looked at his friends then at the man, "Well, I don't know how many other Miroku's there are in the domain, but who's asking?"
"Don't know lord priest," the man said holding up a scroll. "The message just says Miroku on it." Miroku took the scroll and read it as he walked.
"What's it say?" Kagome asked.
"It's from my half cousin, Botan! It seems his village was destroyed by a poison demon. The temple was destroyed, the nuns suffocated, his grandfather dead. He himself suffered from minor wounds. He's coming to visit me in Musashi's domain until the village is back to normal." Miroku closed the note and said aloud to himself, "A poison demon."
"If your cousin wasn't coming we could check that out!" Sango said.
Suddenly Inu Yasha walked up, "Then we'll just have to take him along when we go!"
"Don't you think he might be a little too devastated by what happened to go back?" Miroku asked.
Inu Yasha stared at him for a few seconds then pointed at his face, "Do you see my expression? It means I don't care."
Miroku sighed and walked away. Inu Yasha followed. "No really! Does it look like I care?!"
"Sit!"
WHAM!
Inu Yasha looked up and shouted, "What did I do?"
Kagome looked at him wide eyed and said, "That wasn't me!" she pointed and he looked. His eyes widened too.
Inu Onna came out from the forest with Musuko right then. She smiled Inu Yasha style down at him and Musuko tapped the base of his staff on the ground lightly. Shippou jumped up and laughed, "Musuko! Inu Onna!" he ran over and jumped into Inu Onna's arms. She hugged him and they both laughed. Musuko hugged Sango.
She laughed and said, "Welcome back, Musuko!"
"I missed ya' mother!" he said. Then Miroku came over and and clapped a hand on his shoulder. They both smiled at each other then Miroku whispered, "Have you gotten any takers yet?"
"No," Musuko whispered back. "But I think Inu Onna will give in any day now."
"I heard that you hentai priest!" Inu Onna shouted. She gobsmacked him and said, "I'm not so easy Mr. Fix-up, don't think you can get some for free!"
"OKAY!" Musuko said quickly, He pulled 60 yen out of his pocket and held it out to her.
She smacked him angrily and shouted, "I'm not that cheap, you clown!"
Inu Yasha walked over to Inu Onna and nodded to her. She bowed in respect then smiled brightly. "So where have you two been this whole time?" Kagome asked.
Inu Onna made a face then said, "Well we just went to a couple of places around Japan. Not much happened." Musuko nodded.
"Oh, sounds like a lot of fun." Kagome said playfully.
"What about you? What have you been doing lately?" Musuko asked.
Inu Onna looked Inu Yasha in the eye closely. She smiled with stars in her eyes and asked, "HAVE YOU AND MOM GOTTEN MARRIED YET??"
He blushed. Then cleared his throat and looked away, "No. We have more important things to do right now. When Miroku's cousin gets here, we are going to go investigate a village."
All of a sudden they heard a whirlwind noise. Inu Yash growled, "Oh crap! It's Kouga!"
Inu Onna looked at him confused, "Who's Kouga?"
"He kinda' sorta' loves Kagome and calls her his women." Shippou said.
Inu Onna raised an eyebrow at her mom. Kagome blushed and said, "He declared that himself! I'm not-!"
"All of a sudden the whirwind came in and knocked both Inu Yasha and Inu Onna over."
Inu Onna pulled herself up weakly and looked at the person standing there. "Who the hell are you?" she asked angrily.
The young women wore a women's armor that was usually worn by priestesses. Her hair was long and black and when Kagome saw her demonic brown eyes, they reminded her of someone. The women held her nose and said, "Ugh! What is that horrible smell!" Then she looked down at Inu Onna and said, "Eww! It's dog!"
"Why you!" Inu Onna shouted getting up and swinging at her. The girl dodged it and said, "I can't stand it, it's giving me a f&^%ing headache!"
"I can fix that for you!" Inu Onna shouted drawing her dagger. She held it up and said, "Tetsusagia Dagger Extend!" It grew as long as Inu Yasha's sword.
The new girl sighed and said, "Sheath your sword! I didn't come here to fight you!" She looked over at the group and smiled, "There you are!" She ran over super fast and stood next to Kagome. "HI MUMMY!" she said in a sing-song voice. Everyone gasped and looked at Kagome.
Inu Onna looked at Inu Yasha and said, "Oh I bet you were doing nothing while we were gone!" she winked at him.
He growled at her and shouted, "Whatever thoughts you have in your head, you'd better get them out now! Besides, how could you get THAT in six months???"
"Um, who are you?" Kagome asked her nervously.
"Don't pretend you don't know me! I'm your daughter, Hachimitsu! But everyone calls me Honey!" she said striking a cute pose.
"Everyone?" Kagome asked.
"Well, no one yet, but the writer thinks my name is to long to type out!" she said. No one could argue with that but Inu Onna had something else to argue about. She walked up to Honey and asked, "So what, are you like my sister or something?"
Honey turned to look her up and down. "Who are you?" she asked like Inu Onna had just crawled out of the dung heap.
Inu Onna went on the other side of Kagome and hugged her arm, "Well my MOM knows who I am! I'm Inu Onna!"
"YOUR mom?!"
"MY mom!!"
Suddenly Musuko came up and asked, "Miss Honey?"
"Yes?" she asked turning to him.
"Do you recognize that man over there?" he pointed at Inu Yasha.
Honey stared at him for a few seconds then said, "I've never seen him before in my life!"
Musuko realeased a sigh through his teeth and said, "Uh-oh."
"What?" Inu Yasha asked.
"It means there's another father." Miroku said.
Inu Onna sniffed at the air around Honey. She grimaced and said, "You smell like my mom, but you also smell like a wolf!"
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Oh my god. Who could it be. -_- Please review, I'm pretty sure there is more then one person reading my story. ;;;;; Okay, maybe there isn't.
Chapter 3: A Strange Whirlwind
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find Miroku?" a man came up to Miroku, Sango, Kagome and Shippou.
Miroku looked at his friends then at the man, "Well, I don't know how many other Miroku's there are in the domain, but who's asking?"
"Don't know lord priest," the man said holding up a scroll. "The message just says Miroku on it." Miroku took the scroll and read it as he walked.
"What's it say?" Kagome asked.
"It's from my half cousin, Botan! It seems his village was destroyed by a poison demon. The temple was destroyed, the nuns suffocated, his grandfather dead. He himself suffered from minor wounds. He's coming to visit me in Musashi's domain until the village is back to normal." Miroku closed the note and said aloud to himself, "A poison demon."
"If your cousin wasn't coming we could check that out!" Sango said.
Suddenly Inu Yasha walked up, "Then we'll just have to take him along when we go!"
"Don't you think he might be a little too devastated by what happened to go back?" Miroku asked.
Inu Yasha stared at him for a few seconds then pointed at his face, "Do you see my expression? It means I don't care."
Miroku sighed and walked away. Inu Yasha followed. "No really! Does it look like I care?!"
"Sit!"
WHAM!
Inu Yasha looked up and shouted, "What did I do?"
Kagome looked at him wide eyed and said, "That wasn't me!" she pointed and he looked. His eyes widened too.
Inu Onna came out from the forest with Musuko right then. She smiled Inu Yasha style down at him and Musuko tapped the base of his staff on the ground lightly. Shippou jumped up and laughed, "Musuko! Inu Onna!" he ran over and jumped into Inu Onna's arms. She hugged him and they both laughed. Musuko hugged Sango.
She laughed and said, "Welcome back, Musuko!"
"I missed ya' mother!" he said. Then Miroku came over and and clapped a hand on his shoulder. They both smiled at each other then Miroku whispered, "Have you gotten any takers yet?"
"No," Musuko whispered back. "But I think Inu Onna will give in any day now."
"I heard that you hentai priest!" Inu Onna shouted. She gobsmacked him and said, "I'm not so easy Mr. Fix-up, don't think you can get some for free!"
"OKAY!" Musuko said quickly, He pulled 60 yen out of his pocket and held it out to her.
She smacked him angrily and shouted, "I'm not that cheap, you clown!"
Inu Yasha walked over to Inu Onna and nodded to her. She bowed in respect then smiled brightly. "So where have you two been this whole time?" Kagome asked.
Inu Onna made a face then said, "Well we just went to a couple of places around Japan. Not much happened." Musuko nodded.
"Oh, sounds like a lot of fun." Kagome said playfully.
"What about you? What have you been doing lately?" Musuko asked.
Inu Onna looked Inu Yasha in the eye closely. She smiled with stars in her eyes and asked, "HAVE YOU AND MOM GOTTEN MARRIED YET??"
He blushed. Then cleared his throat and looked away, "No. We have more important things to do right now. When Miroku's cousin gets here, we are going to go investigate a village."
All of a sudden they heard a whirlwind noise. Inu Yash growled, "Oh crap! It's Kouga!"
Inu Onna looked at him confused, "Who's Kouga?"
"He kinda' sorta' loves Kagome and calls her his women." Shippou said.
Inu Onna raised an eyebrow at her mom. Kagome blushed and said, "He declared that himself! I'm not-!"
"All of a sudden the whirwind came in and knocked both Inu Yasha and Inu Onna over."
Inu Onna pulled herself up weakly and looked at the person standing there. "Who the hell are you?" she asked angrily.
The young women wore a women's armor that was usually worn by priestesses. Her hair was long and black and when Kagome saw her demonic brown eyes, they reminded her of someone. The women held her nose and said, "Ugh! What is that horrible smell!" Then she looked down at Inu Onna and said, "Eww! It's dog!"
"Why you!" Inu Onna shouted getting up and swinging at her. The girl dodged it and said, "I can't stand it, it's giving me a f&^%ing headache!"
"I can fix that for you!" Inu Onna shouted drawing her dagger. She held it up and said, "Tetsusagia Dagger Extend!" It grew as long as Inu Yasha's sword.
The new girl sighed and said, "Sheath your sword! I didn't come here to fight you!" She looked over at the group and smiled, "There you are!" She ran over super fast and stood next to Kagome. "HI MUMMY!" she said in a sing-song voice. Everyone gasped and looked at Kagome.
Inu Onna looked at Inu Yasha and said, "Oh I bet you were doing nothing while we were gone!" she winked at him.
He growled at her and shouted, "Whatever thoughts you have in your head, you'd better get them out now! Besides, how could you get THAT in six months???"
"Um, who are you?" Kagome asked her nervously.
"Don't pretend you don't know me! I'm your daughter, Hachimitsu! But everyone calls me Honey!" she said striking a cute pose.
"Everyone?" Kagome asked.
"Well, no one yet, but the writer thinks my name is to long to type out!" she said. No one could argue with that but Inu Onna had something else to argue about. She walked up to Honey and asked, "So what, are you like my sister or something?"
Honey turned to look her up and down. "Who are you?" she asked like Inu Onna had just crawled out of the dung heap.
Inu Onna went on the other side of Kagome and hugged her arm, "Well my MOM knows who I am! I'm Inu Onna!"
"YOUR mom?!"
"MY mom!!"
Suddenly Musuko came up and asked, "Miss Honey?"
"Yes?" she asked turning to him.
"Do you recognize that man over there?" he pointed at Inu Yasha.
Honey stared at him for a few seconds then said, "I've never seen him before in my life!"
Musuko realeased a sigh through his teeth and said, "Uh-oh."
"What?" Inu Yasha asked.
"It means there's another father." Miroku said.
Inu Onna sniffed at the air around Honey. She grimaced and said, "You smell like my mom, but you also smell like a wolf!"
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Oh my god. Who could it be. -_- Please review, I'm pretty sure there is more then one person reading my story. ;;;;; Okay, maybe there isn't.