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story is! ^_^
Reviewers are getting bored of my stories. (Which I think is highly unlikely.)
Back to school time is giving people no time.
4.)They can't find the stories.
Sara: What happened to number 3?
IGNORE HER! SHE'S A POKEMANIC!
Sara: NO I'M NOT!
Chapter 4: How Ironic! O_o
"What did you say she smelled like?!" Inu Yasha asked in disbelief.
"It's true! She smells like mom and a wolf!" Inu Onna glared at Honey.
Honey looked at Inu Onna then Inu Yasha who looked like someone had just killed his puppy, then at Sango and Miroku who looked like they were too uncomfortable and wondered if they should leave or stick around and find out where this was going, Shippou who didn't know what the heck was going on and just sat on the ground tilting his head from side to side smiling, then Musuko who was looking at the two dog demons with wide eyes and a sweatdrop.
"SHEESS! Who died!" Honey said.
Inu Onna jumped at her and shouted, "You're gonna die you little bi-!"
Suddenly there was a stir in the village and they all turned to see who was coming. There was a man driving a horse drawn hay cart. He jumped off and went around to open the back of it. People hopped out of the back of it. A couple families, some single adults and children alike....
"BOTAN!" Miroku fast walked over to the cart. As everyone ran over, Inu Onna walked away. Botan jumped out of the cart. He had a medicine patch on the side of his face and the expression on his face was a mixture of sadness, worry, and fear. "He doesn't look so good." Shippou said.
"Well of course," Kagome looked up to see Botan. "His village has been in-AAAAAAHHH!!!!!"
Everyone stared at Kagome because of her outburst. She ran over to Botan and looked him closely in the eye. Botan drew back an inch and sweatdropped. She walked around him looking him over.
Inu Yasha came over, "He looks like that whelp of a brother of yours."
'He must be Sota's 16 yr old incarnation!' Kagome thought.
Botan saw his dog demon ears. His eyes flashed immense fear and he ran around the cart.
"What's wrong, Botan?" Miroku asked.
The guy who drove the cart jumped back onto his perch and zoomed off. Botan stood there without a cover. He looked at Inu Yasha winced.
Inu Yasha's brow furrowed. Honey sighed and said, "I eat wimps like him for breakfast."
"Come, Botan! Tell us of your travels!" Miroku said.
"Th-th-there's n-not m-m-much to t-tell." Botan said looking down at his tea. Miroku noticed his stutter. 'He must have been utterly devastated by what happened.' He watched as Botan's accidently dropped the tea cup and it shattered. "JEEZE!" Botan shouted quickly. "I'M SO SORRY!"
"Don't worry about it son." Kaede said. Everyone sat uncomfortably around the little fire as Botan cursed himself for breaking ANOTHER cup. "Really, I didn't need those four spares that badly."
"I-I'M JUST A SCREWED UP MORON NOW!" Botan shouted.
Inu Yasha slirped a ramen noodled into his mouth and said, "Yeah, so?"
"SIT!" Kagome said as a vain popped on her head.
WHAM!
She looked at Botan, "There's no need to worry, So-Botan, that demon is long gone now! And you're not different, at least not around us you're not." Botan breathed deeply and said, "Thank you."
Inu Yasha looked around, "Hey! Where did the brats go?"
Honey stood on a slightly raised tuffet of grass. The grass swayed in the wind and her black hair blew around over her shoulder and in her face. She held her head high and stared off into the horizon.
Musuko stood a few feet behind her. He asked, "What'cha doin'?"
"I'm waiting for my dad to come and straighten this out." She said. "Things were getting kind of weird back there."
"Oh it's always like that." He said like it was no big deal, "It just takes some getting used to." She turned to look at him. He stared back and thought, 'Hmmm, why haven't I asked HER to bear my child yet?' What he was thinking must've shown on his face, because she narrowed her eyes at him right after he thought that.
"So Lady Kagome is your mother?" he tried to change the subject so he could approach the old one from a new angle. "What does your father look like?"
"He looks like me." She said still staring. Suddenly she walked up to him and looked him in the eyes.
"Is something wrong?" he asked.
She smiled and said, "You know what? Now that I see it, you're pretty hot!" Musuko's eyes grew a little bigger.
"Alright then!" Honey said. "You'll be my man!"
BAM!
Honey fell on her butt and rubbed at the lump on her head. Inu Onna stood with her elbow bent and in the air. She had an infuriated look on her face.
"I HEARD THAT, YOU HUSSY WOLF!" Inu Onna shouted.
"It's none of your business, Pathetic Puppy! He's MY MAN!" Honey shouted.
"They stood growling at each other. Then Honey's sharp ears picked up a sound and she flew off in a whirlwind.
Inu Onna glared after, "YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'D BETTER RUN!" she huffed and with that lame remark turned to glare at Musuko.
"WHAT?! I didn't do anything!" he said defensively.
"Yeah right! You probably had the question on the tip of your tongue this whole time!" Inu Onna said. "Well aren't you happy? Now that you have a 'taker?'"
Musuko breathed in and held up a finger, "Not-necessarily."
She looked at him in shock as he explained. "I was going to ask her but I can't stand being chased-totally turns me off."
Inwardly, Inu Onna sighed in relief, and afterwards felt stupid for doing so. "So you have a code to this freak show you run?" she asked.
"Yep. I have to be the one chasing, the one I chase has to be single, she has to be old enough to have children, and she has to be exceptionally beautiful."
Inu Onna blushed lightly and asked, "You think I'm beautiful?"
He looked her up and down once and shook his head, "Naah!"
"WHY YOU-!" she shouted.
Sango sighed as she heard Inu Onna chasing Musuko with female anger. She sighed, guessing what happened. She looked at Miroku, "Why do you two still ask women that? It's not like you still have the rosary."
Miroku held up his newly free hand and clenched the fist. "I have a sense that our mission isn't over yet. Musuko probably senses it too."
"What do you mean the mission isn't done yet?" Sango asked.
Suddenly Botan-(By the way, they're all sitting outside right now.)- walked out of Kaede's hut Musuko ran around him and Inu Onna crashed head on into Botan. (Sound fx: Bowling pins being knocked over.)
Inu Onna was the first to recover. "Are you okay?" she asked.
Botan looked up at her and his face went white. "Namida?!" he whispered.
"What?" Inu Onna asked.
Botan cowered. "P-p-please, "Namida! D-don't hurt me!" he begged.
"What are you talking about?" she asked in confusion, "Who's Namida?"
Suddenly Botan realized it wasn't her. 'What a stupid mistake,' He thought, 'Namida had black hair, and she wasn't a dog demon.' He blushed and bowed one, "Sorry, Miss."
Inu Onna rolled her eyes and walked away. Botan looked up at her and thought, 'Yet, they look so much alike."
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I would've made it Kagome and Sessy's child, but if you think about it, it would be kind of sick. Kagome and Inu Yasha would have a child, then she would go and have one with his BROTHER? Ooooookay, 600 people, 2 last names.
Inu Onna: Dog Girl (Women)
Musuko: Son
Namida: Tear (crying)
Hachimitsu: Honey
Botan: Button
Reviewers are getting bored of my stories. (Which I think is highly unlikely.)
Back to school time is giving people no time.
4.)They can't find the stories.
Sara: What happened to number 3?
IGNORE HER! SHE'S A POKEMANIC!
Sara: NO I'M NOT!
Chapter 4: How Ironic! O_o
"What did you say she smelled like?!" Inu Yasha asked in disbelief.
"It's true! She smells like mom and a wolf!" Inu Onna glared at Honey.
Honey looked at Inu Onna then Inu Yasha who looked like someone had just killed his puppy, then at Sango and Miroku who looked like they were too uncomfortable and wondered if they should leave or stick around and find out where this was going, Shippou who didn't know what the heck was going on and just sat on the ground tilting his head from side to side smiling, then Musuko who was looking at the two dog demons with wide eyes and a sweatdrop.
"SHEESS! Who died!" Honey said.
Inu Onna jumped at her and shouted, "You're gonna die you little bi-!"
Suddenly there was a stir in the village and they all turned to see who was coming. There was a man driving a horse drawn hay cart. He jumped off and went around to open the back of it. People hopped out of the back of it. A couple families, some single adults and children alike....
"BOTAN!" Miroku fast walked over to the cart. As everyone ran over, Inu Onna walked away. Botan jumped out of the cart. He had a medicine patch on the side of his face and the expression on his face was a mixture of sadness, worry, and fear. "He doesn't look so good." Shippou said.
"Well of course," Kagome looked up to see Botan. "His village has been in-AAAAAAHHH!!!!!"
Everyone stared at Kagome because of her outburst. She ran over to Botan and looked him closely in the eye. Botan drew back an inch and sweatdropped. She walked around him looking him over.
Inu Yasha came over, "He looks like that whelp of a brother of yours."
'He must be Sota's 16 yr old incarnation!' Kagome thought.
Botan saw his dog demon ears. His eyes flashed immense fear and he ran around the cart.
"What's wrong, Botan?" Miroku asked.
The guy who drove the cart jumped back onto his perch and zoomed off. Botan stood there without a cover. He looked at Inu Yasha winced.
Inu Yasha's brow furrowed. Honey sighed and said, "I eat wimps like him for breakfast."
"Come, Botan! Tell us of your travels!" Miroku said.
"Th-th-there's n-not m-m-much to t-tell." Botan said looking down at his tea. Miroku noticed his stutter. 'He must have been utterly devastated by what happened.' He watched as Botan's accidently dropped the tea cup and it shattered. "JEEZE!" Botan shouted quickly. "I'M SO SORRY!"
"Don't worry about it son." Kaede said. Everyone sat uncomfortably around the little fire as Botan cursed himself for breaking ANOTHER cup. "Really, I didn't need those four spares that badly."
"I-I'M JUST A SCREWED UP MORON NOW!" Botan shouted.
Inu Yasha slirped a ramen noodled into his mouth and said, "Yeah, so?"
"SIT!" Kagome said as a vain popped on her head.
WHAM!
She looked at Botan, "There's no need to worry, So-Botan, that demon is long gone now! And you're not different, at least not around us you're not." Botan breathed deeply and said, "Thank you."
Inu Yasha looked around, "Hey! Where did the brats go?"
Honey stood on a slightly raised tuffet of grass. The grass swayed in the wind and her black hair blew around over her shoulder and in her face. She held her head high and stared off into the horizon.
Musuko stood a few feet behind her. He asked, "What'cha doin'?"
"I'm waiting for my dad to come and straighten this out." She said. "Things were getting kind of weird back there."
"Oh it's always like that." He said like it was no big deal, "It just takes some getting used to." She turned to look at him. He stared back and thought, 'Hmmm, why haven't I asked HER to bear my child yet?' What he was thinking must've shown on his face, because she narrowed her eyes at him right after he thought that.
"So Lady Kagome is your mother?" he tried to change the subject so he could approach the old one from a new angle. "What does your father look like?"
"He looks like me." She said still staring. Suddenly she walked up to him and looked him in the eyes.
"Is something wrong?" he asked.
She smiled and said, "You know what? Now that I see it, you're pretty hot!" Musuko's eyes grew a little bigger.
"Alright then!" Honey said. "You'll be my man!"
BAM!
Honey fell on her butt and rubbed at the lump on her head. Inu Onna stood with her elbow bent and in the air. She had an infuriated look on her face.
"I HEARD THAT, YOU HUSSY WOLF!" Inu Onna shouted.
"It's none of your business, Pathetic Puppy! He's MY MAN!" Honey shouted.
"They stood growling at each other. Then Honey's sharp ears picked up a sound and she flew off in a whirlwind.
Inu Onna glared after, "YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'D BETTER RUN!" she huffed and with that lame remark turned to glare at Musuko.
"WHAT?! I didn't do anything!" he said defensively.
"Yeah right! You probably had the question on the tip of your tongue this whole time!" Inu Onna said. "Well aren't you happy? Now that you have a 'taker?'"
Musuko breathed in and held up a finger, "Not-necessarily."
She looked at him in shock as he explained. "I was going to ask her but I can't stand being chased-totally turns me off."
Inwardly, Inu Onna sighed in relief, and afterwards felt stupid for doing so. "So you have a code to this freak show you run?" she asked.
"Yep. I have to be the one chasing, the one I chase has to be single, she has to be old enough to have children, and she has to be exceptionally beautiful."
Inu Onna blushed lightly and asked, "You think I'm beautiful?"
He looked her up and down once and shook his head, "Naah!"
"WHY YOU-!" she shouted.
Sango sighed as she heard Inu Onna chasing Musuko with female anger. She sighed, guessing what happened. She looked at Miroku, "Why do you two still ask women that? It's not like you still have the rosary."
Miroku held up his newly free hand and clenched the fist. "I have a sense that our mission isn't over yet. Musuko probably senses it too."
"What do you mean the mission isn't done yet?" Sango asked.
Suddenly Botan-(By the way, they're all sitting outside right now.)- walked out of Kaede's hut Musuko ran around him and Inu Onna crashed head on into Botan. (Sound fx: Bowling pins being knocked over.)
Inu Onna was the first to recover. "Are you okay?" she asked.
Botan looked up at her and his face went white. "Namida?!" he whispered.
"What?" Inu Onna asked.
Botan cowered. "P-p-please, "Namida! D-don't hurt me!" he begged.
"What are you talking about?" she asked in confusion, "Who's Namida?"
Suddenly Botan realized it wasn't her. 'What a stupid mistake,' He thought, 'Namida had black hair, and she wasn't a dog demon.' He blushed and bowed one, "Sorry, Miss."
Inu Onna rolled her eyes and walked away. Botan looked up at her and thought, 'Yet, they look so much alike."
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I would've made it Kagome and Sessy's child, but if you think about it, it would be kind of sick. Kagome and Inu Yasha would have a child, then she would go and have one with his BROTHER? Ooooookay, 600 people, 2 last names.
Inu Onna: Dog Girl (Women)
Musuko: Son
Namida: Tear (crying)
Hachimitsu: Honey
Botan: Button